Car Tech - 2011 Toyota Avalon Limited

[IMediaCorp]

I watched this video ENTIRELY because it was a Toyota Avalon--and Brian Cooley was reviewing it ...and I'm NOT disapointed! Somebody give this guy a talk-show

[JDHoffa]

"Cuz you know, gramps likes the boom" oh Brain you did it again with another classic line we'll be taking about forever

[mrjingaun]

grams likes the Boom. Oh shut up. hahah that was pretty funny.

[zachtravers]

"Cuz you know, gramps likes the boom" I'm dyin!

[amansaysmtf]

at 4:20 the cheeky man had a pack of Depend Diapers for grand parents in the back seat!! hahaha classic!

[gedaman]

The Japanese Buick from Toyota.

[MinhKhai1]

Japanese really know how to make cars.

[walkthrough1234]

why ppl just wont admit it kicked some ass's !! ...

[rami563]

i need the car at 2:54 lol

[boywonder0550]

why the hell did i come here -_- for crying out loud i drive a cadillac cts coupe XD

[bigdi77]

Boring car

[MaximusColt]

this is the best ever seen car... I have it and I'm happy with my Avalon.. Thank you Toyota for Avalon.

[jvrdlc]

@MaximusColt lucky you. i have one too a 97XLS i would like to own this 2011 or i prob wait for the new 2013.

[MaximusColt]

@jvrdlc I would recomend u to wait. since there are planning to modify a lot.. )) concept will be the best one.. )) Thank you.

[Toyota4Life]

Great car.

Its not cool how he makes fun of how older people. This is a very nice and ultra smooth car I love that about it. Lots of luxury and featuers very nice.

I would buy one and change out those small wheels for some better bigger and wider ones.

[MrTheMiguelox]

@Toyota4Life Bigger wheels reduce fuel economy, turning circle, and road comfort, especially in bed surfaces. It improves handle but doesn't make sense do it on an avalon.

PS: I like this car very much, but the materials of the center console look to plastic and cheap.

[tepeke88]

Jaja this bluenotejazz-hole bitch clearly is a jealous cunt! Cooley is the man that tells it like it is with a lil humor, love his reviews! Brian....fuck all haters! Cheers! :)

[bluenotejazz]

This Brian Cooley idiot is the most ANNOYING car reviewer in the history of the universe

Its like he hates every god damn car he gets in. Always with that stupid sacrastic tone to everything he says. Get a new job for Christs sake

[Maserati7200]

Wait, so this guy drives a Crown Vic, yet he's prefers cars with more technology? I don't get it. The Crown Vic has almost no modern technology inside. This isn't a knock on Crown Vics, i love them, but I'm surprised this guy of all people drives one

[cardude1992]

/did he say bmw 8 series in the beginning? lol

[rmoney12497]

depends in back seat



[michael52530000trapp]

Has anyone seen the 2011 avalon limited wheels...they looked like someone sanded some of the spokes but toyota says its a machining of the wheel and thats how they come. Bullcrap looks terrible and they do nothing about it

[mountain885]

Il get a mercedes instead of this shit

[counkev]

For $35,000 you can get a BMW, Lexus, or a Mercedes. But never the less I think this is still a great car.

[dannyc9997]

@counkev Uhh what mercedes or bmw are you comparing this to? The 3 and C class???

[counkev]

@dannyc9997 Yes

[dannyc9997]

@counkev Those cars are not even on the same planet as an avalon. Sports car Vs near luxury sedan? Your talking 40 inches of rear leg room vs 20. how is that comparable?

[celsorod]

Best car i owned.

[L4TIn0St4NdUp]

you drive a crown vic....why?

[Bmants]

Nice transportation.

[YeuLaKho]

wondering why they chose the name Avalon... in the English world, it's the place where King Arthur goes after he died.

[wick5449]

Roomy, quiet, ultra smooth ride, and decent handling? What a bummer. Apparently people put gadgets and gizmos, and super loud boomers ahead of these silly priorities. Buick Roadmasters, Mercury Marquis, Coupe DeVille's were all popular with grandpa. Why?? I guess he figured out that a comfortable roomy ride was desirable as opposed to a hard riding cone avoiding Mr. Gadget fun car. I find it strange more people don't get this. Maybe I'm just a disgruntled grandpa.

[atami210]

BMW 8 series?? 

[constantthrottle]

Brian, you drive a Crown Vic? Aren't Crown Vic buyers OLDER than Avalon buyers? LOL

[constantthrottle]

LMAO @ "Depend"

[phantomloita]

Wait, Brian drives a crown vic?

[jvrdlc]

I heard there will be a new 2012 Avalon, i saw it on the news that Toyota showed the new Avalon on a indoor dealers in Vegas, and the sales people actually like it a lot.

based on the eyes witnesses, the new Avalon looks like a modern Jaguar, and the new Audi A7 style..

so if you dont like this car much, wait for the next Avalon

[nyzmalu92]

good thing he has Depend incase of an "accident"

[ahmadfreshb0y]

does he really have a depend in the back seat he really is putting this car on blast

[ivajlkvd]

"Because you know..... Gramps likes the BOOM!" hahahaha hilarious

[ArslanYork]

Brian Cooley <3 is the man

[Royalorgans]

I can't make up my mind on buying the Toyota Sienna Limited or the Toyota Avalon Limited

[ArslanYork]

@Royalorgans I'd say Avalon, quieter, more stable. Sienna gets noisy at speeds, the 2008 one i got does and the 2011 one is supposedly worse in terms of road noise. Avalon would be the pick if you demand comfort

[heartlessvietboy]

The Toyota Avalon is a reliable car. Toyota builds the most fuel efficient and economical cars in the market. Camry is leading mid-size entry sales vehicle.

[tnguyen318]

My Sister-in-Law Drives a 2000 Toyota Avalon. It looks Luxurious. Color is White.  Interior Dash Gauges Looks High Tech.

[appellhoe]

haha there was depends in the back seat!

[odgreez2004]

does this dude really have a box of depends in the back seat? 4:22.

this guy's the best...

[lrossi888]

LOL! A box of Depends in the back seat. Priceless.

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@lrossi888 He shit his knickers.

[heartlessvietboy]

Toyota Avalon's Looks Boxy and Luxurious. A Smart person's car. It can get Pricey however. My rating for the Modern Avalon is 7.5 out of 10. Grade of a B-. 

[MegaMaster456]

Why is there a fucking fight?

ToyotaAvalon2011 vs MADSEEN2009.

[abedmamoore]

@MegaMaster456 I hope you know that you can delete comments.

[MegaMaster456]

@abedmamoore I can delete comments but only under a certain condition.

[lrossi888]

@MegaMaster456 No, you can delete any comments you want. :P

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

This fucking annoying guy is just like my math teacher in high school. He got shot in the face.

[MegaMaster456]

Guys, just to let you know, when he mentions "grandparent's car", he means that the car is spacious and comfortable for everyone.

[eiggerris]

Lmao......ENSURE AND DEPENDS DIAPERS! LOL

[ZoFromABSZ]

im luckky i own a 06 touring because of the sport package, best car to own

[Noway778]

did that thing said at 0:05 BMW 8 series ?

[jvrdlc]

@Noway778 yea, that got me wonder too lol

[michobebemckawi]

@Noway778

exactly!!! 8 series by tools?

8 series 's like 15 years ago! and was something serious

[MADSEEN2009]

LMAO Toyota's Crown Victoria

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@MADSEEN2009 Crown Vics werent luxurious. Get the fuck outta here.

[MADSEEN2009]

@ToyotaAvalon2011 but they are more sturdy AND LONGER LASTING than this FWD turd

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@MADSEEN2009 I have a 1997 Avalon outside with 517k miles on it. Sitting beside it is a 2003 Toyota Avalon with 341k miles on it. I now have a 2011 Avalon with 68k miles on it. Suck my fucking cock, bitch, and like it.

[MADSEEN2009]

@ToyotaAvalon2011 WAT NIGGGA!!!??? SUCK WHOS DICK??? i Bet i can make ur moms SUCK MY DICK b4 gettin 2 kno her!! u PUSSY ASS PC tough guy

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@MADSEEN2009 My dick dude. And she's have to find yours first, fucker. And as for whatever you just called me, I could easily beat the fucking tast out of your mouth so stop posing as Tony Hawk and grow some balls.

[MADSEEN2009]

@ToyotaAvalon2011 REALLY??? wea u at u dude, I bet ur a FAT WHITE BASTARD who talks shit online cause u know nobody will find you, am IN Brooklyn , NY COME Find me u FUCK!!!

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@MADSEEN2009 2264 Columbia Rd. 18 Magnolia, AR. Come on bitch. Ill have 2 double barrel shotguns pointed at your head by the time you even get down my road ;)

[MADSEEN2009]

@ToyotaAvalon2011 yea i have a piece to, you red neck, but you know what?? where I come from to prove your a man we use our fists

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@MADSEEN2009 Ill bend your ass over and tap your pussy. ;)

[MADSEEN2009]

@ToyotaAvalon2011 obviously ur a fag from da south

[bondage2012]

I like your shoes, grandpa. Fancy.

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

BTW, the 2005-2010 Avalons had the blue sticker under the flap on the CD player.

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

Do reviewers not think of people who bought one already when they review cars? I love fucking the tightest pussies in my reclining rear seats. Im 22. Im not a fucking grandpa!

[maxamed4yare]

ur mother ....and fucking grand baa.......fuck ..that is the best car ass whole...better then all the fucking american car's ..ass whole...

[TruWarriorRon]

Fantastic review. Love the old folks visual references.

[JDHoffa]

Grandpa likes the boom lol best line ever

[ibowle]

I wonder if this guy even realizes how much of a queer he looks like carrying around a pack of depends.

[allstarhs]

rofl @ the depends

[ToyotaAvalon2011]

@prepschoolpolitico They have 75% American parts content. The Taurus has 60%. Bam.

[jvrdlc]

i love this car.. i have a 97 avalon and still running great, and smooth

just wish the nav was better since this is the toyota luxury sedan