Geechy Guy, Top 48 (Q2) ~ America's Got Talent 2011 LIVE

[Tanakaumi]

this guy is so great he makes me laugh every time ^^

[stephenphilsfan]

The Whoopie Cushion Dancers scared me!

[coziestvirus8]

piers:having heard your act it is no surprise to me that howie is your hero. what geechy guy should have said:having heard your attitude piers, it is no surprise to me that nick is your hero. audience:(laughter) howie:ha in your face piers. piers:(i have no comeback face). nick:haha and hey!

[52Tmacfan]

HEs alright, but not someone that should get a million dollars for his act.

[Knight6D]

I love the ambidextrious joke so much.

[yonschnee16]

Can someone explain to me the Golf ball the size of a hail stone on 2:08?

[Knight6D]

@yonschnee16 Cuz it should be hail stone the size of a golf ball.

[yonschnee16]

@Knight6D ooh ok not too funny but the rest is still funny

[PabloTheFlyingCorn]

4:11 It's haunted!

[pinkpower242]

I wish he came back in the wild card!!

[celesteASL]

POOP ON PIERS!!

[TheKrash926]

piers is like an simon imitation, other than he isn't honest, he's just rude and pathetic.

[JulianCaruana]

@TheKrash926 I think you are wrong. From all those judges he is the best because he says the truth, he was true on this one, he is just not funny.

[TechnologyMAN1245]

@JulianCaruana If you think Geechy Guy is not funny,then that's your opinion,It's not a fact

[DarkAndrew12345]

in some countries, getting smashed over the head by a hammer is considered and honour.

[katherinefennedy]

piers dunnoo how to be funny

[nickizbeast1]

suk it piers!

[cheerleadingislfe045]

piers is such a dick.

[sexyfietske]

Wow, he is really so not funny.

[Sirzz2381]

@sexyfietske and you are so not gay, see what i did there? we both told lies

[xxhowdlyxx]

I would love to hit Piers over and over again with a hammer

[SAD33333333333333]

I basically came to this video to hate!! woohooo im a hater, hes not funny!!

[MrAwfulFalafel]

geechy guy isn't the only comedian who has used one liners on this show. I know Doogie Horner used one liners as well.

[nightshadow575]

poop us always a great finisher

[TRSnsn1114]

"oh piers, your on FIRE tonight!!"

XD

[TRSnsn1114]

hes funny :D

and piers is a jackhole e_e

[lobbie13]

Piers has very pleasant metaphors...

[SilverandBlaze1999]

2:07 look at da girl

[SilverandBlaze1999]

is that his real name

[KJGould]

He's kind of like Milton Jones. Only Milton Jones delivery is much better. Youtube Milton Jones to see what I'm talking about, he's a comedian who's been at it for a while in the UK and has been on TV and DVDs.

[MrAwfulFalafel]

@KJGould Milton Jones is kinda like Geechy Guy. I say that because Geechy Guy has been around much longer than Milton Jones. Besides Milton Jones favors wordplay and puns. Geechy Guy is more Mitch Hedberg esque.

[tedandzedrock]

WOO! He's from my state!

[TrevMusicXpert]

I still wish he made it over the stupid ass pole dancer....here's hoping Howie picks him for Wildcard

[tedandzedrock]

@TrevMusicXpert I MISS HIM! :'(

[IKARNIFEX]

The ambidextrous joke was Funny.

[JWells88]

his first set was HILARIOUS, this set not so much... That said, I love this guy and think he has some badass material.

[jfsredhead]

not the optomesist the one about his arm being ambadenstrix and i thought the schizophenria and the hail size golf one were part of the same joke

[bobjwbob]

@jsfredhead the third joke, when he said he found a golf ball the size of a hailstone, people usually say they found a hailstone the size of golf balls or a hailstone the size of a quarter, etc. He just switched them. The fifth joke, his eye was bothering him so he went to an optimist, a doctor who treats eyes, but also an optimist is a person who is always positive. So the optimist said "Don't worry, you'll be fine.

[kidofthefuture123]

5:10  owned!

[Knopsern]

i love this guy :D

[jfsredhead]

i didnt get the third or fifth joke can someone explain them to me

[kidofthefuture123]

@jfsredhead 3rd one: Hail stones are usually the size of golf balls.

5th one: An eye doctor is called an optometrist... but he said optimist which is someone who's positive.

[ilikejello33]

Did they think adding women in whoopee cushion outfits would get him more votes?

[RWJsSon]

i want him to go through!!! thumbs up

[MsThebeMoon]

StevnFoo3423: I was thinking the exact same thing last night watching this. I'm getting tired of his puss and then he is being over the top rude. He can't stop at one rude comment, he has to elaborate to hear his negative self expound on his own bs.

[StevnFoo3423]

Why is Piers being a dick today? I mean hes always being a douche but today he was being so rude. When is he going to leave the show? hes been here too long

[RobertsDigital]

America's will decide wether they like him or not....

[jayroalvarez]

I remember yesterday piers said bitch?

[102030404]

this guy is awesome!!!

[iheartryanstyles]

5:11 that's what I would have said to Piers myself

[TheAndr913]

"A comedian has never won."

Neither has a dance act, or for that matter any act that DIDN'T INVOLVE SINGING.

[rofl1cp]

If a comedian wins, it will be Melissa Villasenor.

[mjwcutie13]

I didn't get the eye doctor joke :-P

[Meatbagz]

@mjwcutie13 An eye doctor is an OPTOMETRIST not an OPTIMIST. Optimism, like being optimistic. Not optometry, eye-related medicine.

[ZMAN2528]

he was not funny at all

[TehLazieBoi]

Geechy guy owned Piers.

[InvisibleFifteen]

4:18 It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming and each one is more painful that the last.... WHAT? LOL THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG :P

[footstatic]

@InvisibleFifteen LOL and then @ 4:33 Sharon says "Piers your on fire tonight" :P

[fantasyfantom]

4:18 Piers gets buzzed by someone LOL

[joaooo222]

HE IS FUNNY..AMAZING!

[ahStarwok]

2:07 LEAH REMINI. am I the only one that noticed her? 

[ahStarwok]

if he only has a limit of time on stage, why did he just like wasted 20 seconds of randomness... tell those jokes already! :x

[dkill77]

In my opinion i like when comedians make really long jokes a lot more, not just one liners that aren't at all related to eachother. That's what seperates good from bad comedians i think.

[AkitaBri]

Piers hasn't taken his PMS pills all season ._.

[Valbuenium]

@AkitaBri lool

[triindiglo]

5:08 EPIC

[crveech]

His last two performances were funnier.

[sebnl95]

He has so much potential...but it's just so hard to sum up a whole stand up comedy act in just 90 seconds. He deserves more time, because he IS really funny! I just wish there was more time for each act. But it's live TV, so I guess that's not really possible :/

[Acoontey]

Gonna be honest, wasn't that funny until the final joke.

[portiavsnatalie]

im waiting for melissa villasenor

[whatever3132]

I really like him, but tonight didn't go so well. :/

[sushimaster29]

piers just made 6 acounts to dislike this..LOL

[TrevMusicXpert]

He could easily be the next Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright......Piers is retarded

[Finne116]

So. So. So. So. BAD.

[irishtiger388]

I. LOVED. HIM and I'm voting for him!

[EWninjah]

OMG, no sweat marks lol

[xXPMorexLCoilxSknotX]

His Vegas act was better :/

[pulm666]

Lol I had to make a catch phrase for a Grey Poupon ad with a guy holding a sandwich and it said underneath Poupon Me LOL !!!!!!

[24NejiHyuga]

Piers opened up an account just to dislike this

[darkxavius246]

what keeps cumming? piers?

[That1Guy2Remember]

poop on me really? Wtf this guy is into some freaking shit.

[deathkiller347]

no but seriously...what does piers do?

[trojannajort]

piers need to keep his rude comment to himself just say you don't like him that it okay

[illegitnumber2]

4:16-4:23 That's what she said

[CamJvideo]

@illegitnumber2 LOL

[NationalPro]

@illegitnumber2 LOL

[RWJsSon]

@illegitnumber2 she? is piers female?

[PicklesRTasty]

Started out okay, ended poorly. 90 seconds for a comedy act is near impossible, especially if your jokes are PG only.

[princezz37]

- I'd like that Grown man to SMASH PIERS WITH A "SPIKED HAMMER!"

[NationalPro]

thumbs up if you don't have the channel... lol CAUSE I DONT!

[DatOneLatinaChick]

@NationalPro I don't have the T.V Lol

[minhtran2001]

@NationalPro do u have dish network?

[NationalPro]

@minhtran2001 apparently canadian local cable doesn't have NBC haha

[minhtran2001]

@NationalPro oh:)



[princezz37]

- He is the most horrible Comedian ever! :O

I feel bad that other groups/dancers/singers had

more to offer than "POOP ON MUSTARD!" *SMH*

[sugarlessxgum]

I think he would've been better if he had more time and didn't have to adjust his jokes so that they were family-oriented. Overall though, the performance was just okay.

[ilovemusic213]

i think he's a great comedian, and like Sharon said, very silly :P

i liked it, even if a FEW of his jokes were...eh... i mean what comedian doesn't have jokes like that here and there? still i liked it

[Dridokof]

Pretty good.

[EternalLies]

For some reason, he reminds me of John Lydon of the Sex Pistols.

Having said that, I didn't find his performance to be that funny. Some of his jokes were funny, others were eh... I'm afraid he's not gonna make it.

[LaneV95]

Is there anyway we vote for no acts?

[SouhaaMusic]

Pierce= Simon wanna be!

[Rangerwolf447]

Oh this is messed up for us at home voters such a much better pool than last time

[brianvuongcomedy]

This guy is really funny

[Xyrhoshii]

His wasn't really as funny as I thought it would be. Or I guess I should say, I found his prior acts to be funnier.

[1986Lonelyguy]

that was bad

[husteric1337]

first