zach galifianakis standup part2 piano

[jeff2133]

Im taking an acting class online, its fucking easy

[ChaseMrG]

I hate when people repeat jokes. We heard it the first time, dont need you to repeat it.

[Sabre809]

I really wish I could play like this guy man he's great.

[ledzeppis1]

get a load of this guy

[ledzeppis1]

hoobistank!!



[baconpoptarts]

B.E.T Canada!!! HAHA.

[rickybobby5150]

Just believe it

[CliffX]

6 people got jihad peformed on their, um, toes.

[maxnevins]

1:23 and 3:11

[maxnevins]

1:23

[bigjimmuskels]

this comment has been brought to you by: "BIg Bobs' Beefy Chorizo Strips"

[FiReFeeT666]

ROOOOFFFLLL!!

[NA6TY]

thats a fucking bummer hahaha

[SALESPRODUCTIONS]

Just me and my bowl of punch listening to hoobastank

[CraigRattleHead]

you aint got no pancake mix . to himself, hahahaha.

[cespedeh]

"Gonna perform jihad on you vagina"..gotta love the guy!

[hsoms1]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO E-MAIL ME?!?

[AwwsummSauce]

new hangover! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gza1234]

I hate top comments that ruin the joke.

[MrZombie747]

You aint got no pancake mix!

[drizztisgod]

i have diarrhea

[witchbl00d]

Hey, I got an idea. Let's leave comments that are word-for-word quotes from the video the comments are under. That would be funny.

[mrjones918]

3:42 dude yelling totally ruined zach's punch :/

[Rawego]

ripped off a dozen Steven Wright jokes. BRAVO!!! :))

[reckoner22]

2:30 YOU GUYS HEADIN ON DOWN TO THE HOOBASTANK CONCERT?

[reckoner22]

fuck yeah hoobastanks in town

[ianroger123]

HAHA he looks kinda reminds me from allen from the hangover!

[killerman46]

@ianroger123 that's because that's who he plays in the hangover...

[ianroger123]

@killerman46 Really? lol im jk obv. im not 6

[killerman46]

@ianroger123 okay good :P i didn't think anyone could be that dumb

[varon79]

@ianroger123 Thats because its the same guy......

[Ceka112]

he looks like seth rogen LOOOOL

[Servedpancakes]

Hoobastank

[ottawadrummer]

When I get drunk the southern accent comes out and start sayings things like 'yall' and 'nigger' ...and yall niggers leave me alone. lmao

[thisisryanblood]

She got the job, though.

[Shizzmonger]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[Vykkdraygo713]

No one remembers this guy from out cold?

[let88it88be]

george carlin once referenced a guy with a grateful dead t-shirt and a hat that reads "fuck you". could be that guy sitting in front of the camera.

[f0rkear]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[dartzshipley36]

isnt the guy with the hat the the guy george carling talks about when he talking about airlines. the guy in the grateful dead t-shirt and the fuck you hat'?

[ChristewieTV]

BET Canada eeeh

[theelectricmoney]

im laughing sooo hard at "wilson brothers child caskets" horrible but hilarious!!

[mashechka1995]

He is hilarious how does he come with this stuff

[KeatonIsFTW]

So this is the source of "you ain't got no pancake mix"...

[ScreamoBaptism]

@KeatonIsFTW That's what I just realized. It's from Zach Galifianakis.... The world must know.

[cinesimonj]

@KeatonIsFTW Sorry to disappoint: it originated as an appropriate response by a college student to a christian supremacist's preaching. The exchange was caught on tape and went viral.

[KeatonIsFTW]

@cinesimonj This video was published in June 2008, the college campus video was published September 2008. :)

[Breazeale93]

Come on down. Don't be such a FAGOT.

[MrPenute]

When I get drunk my southeren accent comes out and I start saying things like yall and nigger.

[xestobor]

@wunderfool1973, Zach was a member of SNL. He was a writer there and only lasted 2 weeks. If i had to guess it was because SNL sucks.

HE AINT GANNA E MAIL YOU!!!!!!!!!

[onetthome]

I can't even make out what he is saying

[monkeypoo3000]

lol stand up, he's sitting

[CuzIwasBored]

ITS FAT JESUS!

[cam09sucks2]

WE AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX

[y0ungbilly]

Guy with the hat and the "Grateful Dead" shirt... I would be really grateful... if you were dead.

[majikposhun]

I'm taking an acting class online - it's fucking easy...

[jackman00110101]

BET canada is here LOL!

[IvanThe2Terrible]

hoobastank

[FaNtAsMa420]

and our slogan is "Come on down, don't be such a faggot." :)

[FaNtAsMa420]

and our slogan is "Come on down, don't be such a faggot." :)

[deathlikesilence710]

Grateful Dead yeah!!!!

[Danimalson]

Was on that show !!!! It was raining like a mofo outside......

[musicluva314]

Febreezing my beard!

[Allenkiller]

What did he say just before the you ain't got pancake mix part???

why do I sit around in my apartment...........

[yahhhshroom]

@Allenkiller why do i sit around in my apartment indian style on my hardwood floor just yelling out to myself.....

[Allenkiller]

What did he say just before the pancake mix part???

[downsystem13]

I bet he eats alot.

[highdivegandi]

How is this "stand up" ?

I'm pretty sure he's sitting.

[trisaratopsxrawr]

kudos the the guy in front of you that was wearing a grateful dead shirt! :D

[pornocollection]

he's like the american bill bailey

[thedukeofrosco]

@pornocollection no

[pornocollection]

@thedukeofrosco shush, he plays piano, he's a comedian, that makes him enough like bill bailey, don't be a sarky twat, it's not healthy

[thedukeofrosco]

@pornocollection Im not up for starting a game of 'fuck you tennis' back and forth as so many people seem to do on here. However telling someone to shush followed by calling them a twat is pretty much on the right track for getting one started. Im really refraining from obvious comparison jokes to your last comment. But like I said Im not out to randomly give someone shit. I just said no that's all. Cool your jets. I like this guy. Alot. He is funny. Just like Bill Bailey.

[pornocollection]

@thedukeofrosco ok sorry i think i just misinterpreted your comment, "no" seems like a bit of a strange response to my comment, where as "no he's not" followed by an explanation as to why he isn't like bill bailey would be fair play, let's leave it at that before youtube's glorious reputation as a means to spread love into everyones hearts is tarnished lol and i like zach galifianakis quite a lot, so we should all stay on track to the fact that he is a really good comedian

[harveydeadman]

talent scouts from B.E.T canada!!!

[iluvsakura123]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX

[lonelygnome1]

I alphabetize my balls aswell. a, b, c, d, and e.

[ilikepie9283]

illegal huh



[JustDieLaughin]

Lol guy at end had a "Grateful Dead" t-shirt. LOL!

[terminaldeity]

pancake mix @ 4:08

[Gerard300349024]

you aint got no pancake mix LMAO

[kingericio]

Did the you ain't got no pancake mix thing come from this, or did he take it from the kid talking to the preachers at his uni? Which came first?

[fashnek]

@kingericio This came first.

[saltypickleps3]

@fashnek you aint got no pancake mix was uploaded september 2008 and this is june 2008...

[fashnek]

@saltypickleps3 Yes, and that goes well with what I said, which is that THIS video (and this comedy act in general) came first.

[saltypickleps3]

@fashnek oohhh hah sorry i got my months all fucked up from school i alwas think september is before cuz thats the start of the school year :P

[EkterP]

LMAO he looks like jesus everytime he looks up.

[doubleohnine]

it would have been way funnier if he would have gotten back up and told a few more jokes BEFORE he played the piano

hoobastank is the drummers middle name of hoobastank

[aaronbrakefield]

speaking of hoobastank,

we were at a concert where they happened to be playing, a looong time ago. no one knew who they were so my dad turned around to someone and asked,"do you know who this is?" and the guy said," I think its hoobooshark or somethin"

[theloons56]

His stand up is much better than that "Hang Over" shit

[filthyj24]

@theloons56 I don't know whether to give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down...His stand up is hilarious but I love the hangover.

[skater13chik]

you aint got pan-cake mix! you aint got no pan-cake mix

come on down dont be such a fagget!(:

[Narwhali]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING!????

[xXxtheCosmicSlopxXx]

he just doesnt care i love it

[bakis2011]

"Come on down, don't be such a faggot."

[popomczowzow]

"...there's some talent scouts here from BET Canada."

[viciouspanda209]

HAHAH frebrezing my beard.

[funkymusicluvr]

i love how this guy loves to pretend to be racist... and by pilates, he means waffles...

[Idolcruisefix]

use it or loose it, write and speek and communicate, and buy a gun

[Idolcruisefix]

if only i could sell corn on the side of the highway, maybe i could afford a real doctor.

[nahbeechnah]

i like how people think it makes them cool to repeat things that zach said

[Idolcruisefix]

@nahbeechnah repeating something you liked is one simple thing, 40+ people voting for it, rather then a new funny or relevant statement, is another. but they are just voting that they agree it was funny in thier opinion, also disregaurding the door of letting in more information, commentary and/or funnies, this is an unimaginative response, so, you are correct in your sarcasm.

[nahbeechnah]

@Idolcruisefix thanks i think. but u dont have other things to do than to write an essay answer to a stranger?

[Idolcruisefix]

@nahbeechnah, first of all, i'm sure you will not be the only one to read it, 2nd, not while i'm watching and listening to comedy, my moments are free then. Do you like my other comment about the highway?

[Idolcruisefix]

@nahbeechnah also, sending info. into the tornado of life for stranger humans then me to read? sounds perfect.

[lafeese]

@nahbeechnah they're just sharing with everyone the things that made them especially laugh. don't be such a faggot

[manaliepoo]

hahah he's so funny

[DarwishFIT]

dont be such a faggot!

[savag3killer]

u aint got no pancake mix

[DukeHyphington]

@dontreadthisusername

You do realise that kind of abstract comedy backed up by an instrument has been done by been done way before Demetri Martin?

I think you'd get the piss ripped out of you if you said guys like Bill Bailey were copying Demetri Martin.

[zzLOVEGUNzz]

Zack was first

[viralthings]

Wrong. Zach's been around a lot longer than that Martin kiddo.

[Sladeownsyou]

@DontReadThisUsername thats been going on for a long time way before demetri martin

[amiserable]

Did you ever notice how much zack looks and sounds like a young richard Dreyfus?? yeah i mean, wtf?

and you like never see zack and richard at the same time.

think about it.

[ShatterForce]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX

[DeadRabbitSaint]

@ShatterForce =3 Loves ZG.

[drunktastic]

Remember him from Wonder Showzen, advertising the Bible Buddy, then doing the robot...

[imxwhite]

nice fucking grateful dead shirt. lmao

[bastardcheif]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[polishpunk911]

come on down don't be such a faggot.

[polishpunk911]

lol BET Canada

[aaroni77]

I will admit I had no idea who he was before the hangover, but since I have been watching his comedy and he is fucking hilarious. The man has serious talent

[therealpgdarthnick]

@aaroni77 same here.

[cam916]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[wunderfool1973]

ROFL!!! Love the diarrhea joke. I can't believe I'd never seen this guy before. How could it be that the Saturday Night Live has a mostly talentless cast that gets exposure every week, but people THIS funny are unknown for so long.

[TheRaptorfiend]

Actually, he was a very established stand up comedian, and has his own Comedy Central special. He was also an original member of The Comedians of Comedy.

[TheDJMeyer85]

He also actually had his own show on VH1 that didn't last long at all. I think it was too early for his humor at the time

[viralthings]

Have to agree with you on that.

[TheKingmidas222]

Yeah but i think that he wanted to be funny and they were like, shave your beard and say this and that and blah blah and he was like no i could just go to the comedy clubs and not deal witth the corporate crap stand up comedians maake a *LOT* of money

[TheLaurenkent]

@wunderfool1973 True. Zach, is hilarious. Although, it's not the cast that sucks, they are all really talented comedians, it's just the rating isn't at the top rate that it used to be.

[willyrobinson]

@wunderfool1973 - I liked him since that shitty film he was in 'Out Cold'. After that I found his stand up and then he was nowhere to be seen. Hangover came out and I'm glad to see him cruisin'.

[reptarisonfire]

i keep hearing that bo burnham apparently stole one of zacks jokes,

when did this happen and what joke was it?

[evilcarnies]

Bo Burnham used the joke about an ADD person driving a Ford Focus in one of his songs.

[y3k23k]

great comedian bad audience.

[ComicGuy86]

Hoobastank.

[bungbung13131]

can someone explain the pancake mix thing to me? i usually love galifianakis but i just can't hear what he was saying before it

[Roddick1993]

wow people need to hating on both bo and zach... granted zach is alot more talented than bo but, its also very hard to do what bo does as well... people need to realize they both have talent! just zach has more. geez people grow up, bo wouldnt be famous if he didnt have some talent in him.

[streborwehttam]

People who gave your comment a thumbs down probably aren't familiar with the above references. Which is odd because you're all referring to the same thing. And this is one of the better quotes.

[xJETJACKSONx]

Thats a fuckin' bummer.

[itsCONTROVERSY]

I was at arbys the day. come on down dont be such a faggot. lol

[azaquihel]

i wake up this morning and the first thing i told my girlfriend was ... babe you ain't got no pancake mix ...............she roll her eyes and  get up of the bed

[drothman07]

thank you for these

[fatsomillion1]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! hahahahahahahahahahaha

[TrevorKingKwong]

Wow just found out that bo burnham steals jokes.

3:48.

[farhanlalji]

Ive seen a lot of comedians use that...

[streborwehttam]

Well then they're all stealing it. haha

[Anon1696]

It's quite obvious that bo burnham is a talentless fuck.

[TrevorKingKwong]

Well, I mean, he's a teenager. When you're a teenager, you're prone to much influence and it may affect your work a bit too much. But nevertheless, Bo Burnham is nothing special, even though it seems like he is very original and witty. He has yet to come up with a truly original style and fresh material.

[wokzilla]

probably just a coincidence

[sker128]

4:03

[COPMMUSIC]

nice bootleg man!

[Ummfresh]

"You ain't got no pancake mix" deserves some kind of award. Probably the hardest Ive ever laughed.

[CrossCounta]

i was alphabetizing my balls haha

[theoriginalshag]

"YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX"

[poodfeets]

@theoriginalshag HE AINT GONNA E-MAIL YOU!

[fishmanmd]

"You guys going down to the Hoobastank concert?! Hell yeah, Hoobastank's in town!"

[theocean1973]

i heard he said the n word at a show and some black people in the audience got really pissed off. then he sang an apology to the tune of "black or white" by michael jackson!

its just a joke

[acsdx]

bojangles ftw

[Gearsofsnipe44]

yall and niggers.... priceless

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

i got a poopy in my hiney

[gamecubeman83]

i love zatch galifanansky

[timmchap35]

holy shit i love game cube

[gamecubeman83]

thanks so much

[mazdamaniac90]

hahahaha nice purple onion reference.

[rabbitaggie1014]

you aint got no pancake mix!!!!! lol

[CPAClass2010]

Lol he actually has the balls to say nigger live. too funny, even if the audience is all white

[ExGamingLeague]

I fucking love Zach Galifinaikfhdjavobdfohabvdfh and YouTube censorship.

[hbknutjack]

4:05 the best part

[austinnitsua037]

I love at :30 when he takes his neck stretch. It's funny to me for some reason.

[hbknutjack]

the best one he came up with was....that show the amazing race....is that show about white people?

[DREWHASABIGPENIS]

i think his best joke is the one about combining the NAACP with MADD and it would be mothers against the advancement of colored people