looks like he rated his top 10 favorite alcoholic beverages! and the jury says....HE'S TOTALLY F***ED UP! wasted much? or hung over maybe? and what's up with the dancing? he probably was to busy dancing to do his top 10! well i hope you had fun...
HEADLINE: "No need to worry about rising sea levels. Government scientists develop prosthetic gills for humans (Google stakes it's claim as sole underwater internet provider)"
HEADLINE(February2009): General Motors Cruising the Road to Self Destruction.
HEADLINE(March2009):Stock Markets and Banks Continue to Fail
HEADLINE(April2009):Discovery that Genetically Modified Corn is Causing Honey Bee Populations to Collapse. Human Existence Threatened By Honey Bee Colony Collapse.
HEADLINE(July2009):WhiteHouse Insider Exposes Cheneys Top Secret Vice Presidential Files.
HEADLINE(December2009):Brittney Speirs Appears in First Porno!
I friggin love you man!! You get my panties all in a bunch and make me laugh out loud. Great idea; I'm all about doing now what could've been put off until later. In fact, my new year ritual is to write for 14-15 hours, somewhat similar to your idea. Though, why bother with predictions, since the world is supposed to end in 2012 anyway? Time is getting short, eh? Make all of the love and laughter you can! Happy new year to ya & yours, Dennis! With love and for joy, e
And this would be a bad thing because....the misogynist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian Arab oil barons (to say nothing of Hugo Chavez) would see much less of their #1 trading partner?
Screw the polar bears, save the US economy and US sovereignty. If it meant we wouldn't rely on foreign oil I'd shoot the last damn polar bear myself.
It is all too easy to overestimate the impact of ANWR....on the global oil market! Eh, Oil is a finite resource, in the next 10 years we are likely to see a major Confrontation with China and Russia over this resource in Africa.
Ok, not looking for an endless debate....take a stab, have fun....seeya!
(i would like 2 c - story on page 2 since the headline is so long)
"Individual with 10% of the budget requested (which was itself only 1% of 1% of the budgets that the politicians & business leaders of the world typically have access to) solves every single world problem... thus proving irrefutably once & for all that not only are those arseholes not even trying, but that they are singularly unqualified to try to organise the proverbial 'root in a brothel'".
Headlines: Obama's First State of the Union address captivates. Unites all of America. First reported Address where entire audience randomly burst out into song and dance for 15 min.
Headline: Unemployment reaches 20 per cent. United States expands war on terror to northern Pakistan. Gold reaches $1000 in precious metals market. Detroit Lions request bailout from Congress to end all time biggest losing streak. Shoe throwing gains massive popularity in primary schools around the country.
Not so bad for a guess. Double digit unemployment expected, Obama expected to expand war to northern Pakistan, Gold held down by major bankers to suppress falling dollar, Pornography industry, sorry Lions, petitions for bailout, shoes gain massive popularity by theft there of... oh yeah that is yet to come.
Breaking News: Stock Market takes a sharp dive as War Breaks out in Pakistan. At the Behest of vice President Biden, Obama calls on congress to pass his Economic SkimYouputz package which also includes mandatory Army Service for all men and woman 18 to 21 yrs of age. When reached for comment Obama said it is a serious back to work package that should not see any resistance in Congress or the senate.
Headline: "Chinese UN troops fight protesters in Madison, Wisconsin after the protest is deemed illegal by Homeland Security. Officials say this is an isolated incident and that every since the Jan 21st attacks foreign troops are necessary for your safety. Remember they are here to help you."
HEADLINE: Obama Bin Hidin' in Hawaii for as not to discuss the slaughter og Palestinians in Gaza knowing that revealing his bloodthirsty sucking of AIPAC's teet would reveal himself as just another Bushclone.
On a brighter note, maybe one of the Jonas Brothers will finally hit puberty in 2009.
Maybe Penn State will beat USC tomorrow. THAT is more likely than the Jonas Brothers hitting puberty in 2009. Who knows!
But there's no more election news. What will media circus and political wingnuts do now?!!!
Maybe in 2009, Katie Couric will finally grasp the concept of a derivative and FINALLY understand what she is talking about. Penn State is more likely to beat USC tomorrow.
People REALLY think that Obama is going to "fix everything". jfc. The only change is the dna geneetic make up of the color of his skin. There is no bipartisan politics, political pundits have been PUNKED.
I love it too when people try to push you to say that the economy is going to get better in 09, because it's not.
And about Israel and Hamas, who gives a rat's ass? Neither of them wants to get along. We need to fix the problems here first.
Breaking News - Pakistani Army shoots down 2 American Helicopters that had...veered into Pakistan Air space. Obama calls attack deliberate and sends troops recently stationed in Afghanistan to the Pakistan border. Sporadic fire on both sides of the border, have heightened tensions in the region. When asked if American troops were preparing to enter Pakistan, American authorities said they had not ruled it out. India has also responded by amassing soldiers on its border in response. More in a min
HEADLINE: Yosemite National Park's caldera volcano continues to increase it's siesmic activity as scientists try to figure out if the world will end this year or the next.
HEADLINE: The nations of the middle east finally put millennia of infighting behind them and unite to counter the threat of warmongering western nations. Bush plans to speak at another Mission Accomplished speech.
HEADLINE: Corporate America overtly plans to carve up the United States into corporately owned territory. Congress agrees this is a sound business model.
HEADLINE: At the new constitutional convention some amendments are altered, one allows foreigners to be president paving the way for Arnold Schwartzenegger in 2012.
HEADLINE: Guess where the $700B is really going ! Someone will leak that from a hack into a bank database or stolen laptop.
HEADLINE: The world really is a chessboard. We are the pawns. Corporations/politics are the big pieces. But WHO are the unseen players ? And WHO's supposed to win ?
HEADLINE: A group of American citizens, assisted by the National Guard, physically escorted Congress from their positions today, and took over their seats.
public protest against Obama's ineffective public healthcare policies that don't effectively change anything for those it's supposed to help ended in panic as police was forced to be violent when unannounced adn unprovoked teargas and tazer attacks from the police angered the crowd. case under investigation.
Headline: longtime popular youtube blogger Davis Fleetwood claimed to hang up his coat and leave youtube forever, but then changed his mind and returned as strong as ever.
I don't care about anything that is deemed "TOP" by anyone. "TOP" means what is deemed popular. It is NOT wise to go with...."popular".
If people haven't learned this YET well, we're DOOMED!
ALWAYS remember that YOUR views COUNT! You have EXACTLY the same rights as anyone in "authority" who is telling YOU what you SHOULD think & do. YOUR thoughts & feelings MATTER as much as ANYONES.
NEVER follow....investigate, learn truth & live YOUR life accordingly.
Headline: The American Government is stalling the AIDS-vaccine research to kill off all of Africa and take all their land and earn money on vecations.
Naah...They wont have the balls to write that xD...-.-
HEADLINE: Fledgeling USSR democracy threatens attacks on newly formed imperialist,facist,dictatorship;communist China backs the United States of...whatever.
why are there so many videos on youtube JUST LIKE THIS. BE ORIGINAL! This is morbidly lame...this is just MORBID!
wholeagain2 2 years ago
HEADLINE: War talks between Switzerland and Sweden end with break-out of peace.
jitkochick 3 years ago
HEADLINE: 4 candidates unite against a plutocracy, something called Liberty for the Campaign...
(yes, it was intentionally backwards, joking)
Rosetteismyname 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Diaper Man!! "....never before...."
Rosetteismyname 3 years ago
I'm so glad your back, I was worried for a second there.
smcuriel 3 years ago
it isn't just davis fleetwood, it is an entire operation itch team now
Rosetteismyname 3 years ago
HEADLINE: banana has a baby apple :D
musicmusic1 3 years ago
Headline: Largest war-fleet ever assembled off the Somalian coast, in the Indian ocean.
Headline: Mossad connection with Somalian pirates exposed, but ignored by corrupt politicians & by the dumbed down sheeple
Headline: CIA give green-light to Mossad for a nuclear false flag attack in the US. Or,[ mossad give green-light to CIA ]
Headline: Largest war fleet ever assembled attacks Iran
Headline: Britney Spears smudges lipstick at awards ceremony & 2 billion sheeple are adversely affected.
fredsisland 3 years ago
Headline:
A loaf of bread now costs $ 10000000000.
Discoduck76 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Zionist wage full scale war on the internet and choose Australia as its first western victim.
Corruption, Draconian laws and censorship makes the ending a foregone conclusion, ending with slaves having a user-friendly internet.
fredsisland 3 years ago
Aww Dave, you makin us create the list for you? How is that you creatin the list? lol
Headline, just like the last 40+ years more unrest between Isreal and Palestine
Iran threatens Isreal again
Darfur still being ignored
US blamed for all Middle Eastern terrorists bombings in the name of the religion of peace
France chickens out
Eastern Europe still sides w/US against Russia
And finally, Western Europeans still think its all Americas fault...
jfree1998 3 years ago
looks like he rated his top 10 favorite alcoholic beverages! and the jury says....HE'S TOTALLY F***ED UP! wasted much? or hung over maybe? and what's up with the dancing? he probably was to busy dancing to do his top 10! well i hope you had fun...
zeraura 3 years ago
HEADLINE: David Fleetwood Leaves the Cave this June...!
Subtitle ; "It is just too scary out there"!
Beadbud5000 3 years ago
Hmmm, Davis lives in a cave, Ossama lives in a cave, both have beards, Davis is Ossama!!
jfree1998 3 years ago
HEADLINE: BABYLON BURNS
zzz33333 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Man walks through swinging door, bound for Bangkok looses left testicle.
Forgone98 3 years ago
Head Line: INFLATION HAS HIT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NO ONE CAN AFFORD TO LIVE.
HEAD LINE: MILLIONS DIE, MILLIONS LOCKED AWAY, MILLIONS INSLAVED.
jay3258705 3 years ago
Headline:
Osama Bin Laden is found out to be only a fall man for the EVIL, CYNICAL, AND JUST DOWN RIGHT NASTY Dick Channey
rgart7575 3 years ago 4
HEADLINE: "No need to worry about rising sea levels. Government scientists develop prosthetic gills for humans (Google stakes it's claim as sole underwater internet provider)"
novanine 3 years ago
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sweettalker22 3 years ago
Headline: New terrorist organization found right here in the U.S. Many Socialist party leaders locked away
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: M. Night Shyamalan turns out to actually be a terrorist. His weapon? Horrible suspense films
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
HEADLINE
human race takes head out of ass!!!!
mungojorie 3 years ago 2
And asks "What's THAT smell?"
jitkochick 3 years ago
Head line: The Jewish race find a means to get wealthy without torturing the planet and its inhabitants,
but it was not enjoyable, so there will be no change!
fredsisland 3 years ago
HEADLINE
BREAKTHROUGH
Scientists Discover
Longest Hidden Disease in Human History:
ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER
- Parliaments, Military, Police & Law Authorities all around the World in strict quarantine!
Tressco 3 years ago 2
HEADLINE: world peace
holikah 3 years ago
Great Stuff!
Here is my Headline: GAS AT AN ALL TIME LOW OF.99 cents a Gallon!
loopholezz 3 years ago
Headline: Obama creates Economic Czar to help battle growing recession
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Big 3 automakers fail despite bailout money
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
HEADLINE(February2009): General Motors Cruising the Road to Self Destruction.
HEADLINE(March2009):Stock Markets and Banks Continue to Fail
HEADLINE(April2009):Discovery that Genetically Modified Corn is Causing Honey Bee Populations to Collapse. Human Existence Threatened By Honey Bee Colony Collapse.
HEADLINE(July2009):WhiteHouse Insider Exposes Cheneys Top Secret Vice Presidential Files.
HEADLINE(December2009):Brittney Speirs Appears in First Porno!
Man, I cant wait till December!
F4O4U4R4S 3 years ago
Headline: America to give lien rights on national park system to Chinese and Saudis to secure debt.
PoliticalPorno 3 years ago
Headline: Americans awake to the 100 year illusion of prosperity.
PoliticalPorno 3 years ago
I friggin love you man!! You get my panties all in a bunch and make me laugh out loud. Great idea; I'm all about doing now what could've been put off until later. In fact, my new year ritual is to write for 14-15 hours, somewhat similar to your idea. Though, why bother with predictions, since the world is supposed to end in 2012 anyway? Time is getting short, eh? Make all of the love and laughter you can! Happy new year to ya & yours, Dennis! With love and for joy, e
ekb110 3 years ago
None of mine are meant to be funny but things I think might actually happen:
Israel bombs Iran in "pre-emptive strike"
The US extends it's War on Terror; invades Syria in pursuit of Al Qaida operatives
Prop 8 is overturned for being unconstitutional
Gasoline tops $5 a gallon
Amid massive layoffs and retail store closures the National unemployment rate exceeds 20%
Thousands die and nothing is done to stem the tide of more toxic products from China
ClareHolzer 3 years ago
Headline; China takes Tawain as a payment on the interest of American Loan.
Headline: Americans try to fight Chiniese Invasion with Nitindo Wii and Guitar Hero..
Headline: Congressmen thanks God and China for 70 inch TVs
btigtime2 3 years ago
Headline: Enough Is Enough! US Citizens Strike Against IRS After Tax Holiday Revives Ailing Economy
MyNameIsMissyS 3 years ago
Headline: UN Disbans in Disgrace
MyNameIsMissyS 3 years ago
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sweettalker22 3 years ago
Headline:
"Sarah Palin shoots the last living Polar Bear, and clears ANWR for driiling...at last" (sponsored by EXXOM and all its shareholders)
UnderseaCaveman 3 years ago
And this would be a bad thing because....the misogynist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian Arab oil barons (to say nothing of Hugo Chavez) would see much less of their #1 trading partner?
Screw the polar bears, save the US economy and US sovereignty. If it meant we wouldn't rely on foreign oil I'd shoot the last damn polar bear myself.
MyNameIsMissyS 3 years ago
It is all too easy to overestimate the impact of ANWR....on the global oil market! Eh, Oil is a finite resource, in the next 10 years we are likely to see a major Confrontation with China and Russia over this resource in Africa.
Ok, not looking for an endless debate....take a stab, have fun....seeya!
UnderseaCaveman 3 years ago
Headline: Nuclear war on the horizon
Headline: Obama has innocent well-wisher shot for a misunderstanding
katexgg 3 years ago
Headline
Palestinian refugees homeless
manhattantomanhattan 3 years ago
HEADLINE
(i would like 2 c - story on page 2 since the headline is so long)
"Individual with 10% of the budget requested (which was itself only 1% of 1% of the budgets that the politicians & business leaders of the world typically have access to) solves every single world problem... thus proving irrefutably once & for all that not only are those arseholes not even trying, but that they are singularly unqualified to try to organise the proverbial 'root in a brothel'".
I rest my fucking case.
tarose71 3 years ago
amen
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headlines: Obama's First State of the Union address captivates. Unites all of America. First reported Address where entire audience randomly burst out into song and dance for 15 min.
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Next Headline: Federal Judge rules Obama not the Antichrist despite audience odd behavior at State of the Union address.
btigtime2 3 years ago
Headline: polish missile crisis
Headline: Ukraine joins NATO
Headline: Nuclear launch detected
Aiursrage2k 3 years ago
Headline: America, unemployed & hungry, realizes the private Federal Reserve is the epicenter of the financial crisis.
lessgovtnow 3 years ago 3
Headline:
The whole banking bailout thing was a joke. Never really meant it.
caxsmith 3 years ago
Headline:
"Americans, Obama will take your dollars and give you CHANGE!"
chucksheen 3 years ago
Headlines: U.S. goverment stages a so called "tradagy" that escalates tensions with Iran into total war
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: American Imperialism continues to go on unchecked.
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago 2
Headline: America's Economy: The gift that turned into a Nightmare and kept on giving.
History slowly, but inevitably coming to past: All great civilizations fall, NO EXCEPTIONS
apaiaina 3 years ago
Headline: Dolphins Beat Eagles in Super Bowl XLIII 27-20. Eagles fans not surprised
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Brittany Spears has another meltdown. Media has another feild day
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Record high tempratures occur through out spring and summer in many parts of the U.S.
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headlines: U.S. goverment continues to promote "Clean Coal" technology. Global warming continues to run rampant
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Albania and Croatia join NATO
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headlines: History Channel continues to air doomsday and end of the world specials.
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
headline bush and cheney prosecuted for war crimes
antonyneal 3 years ago
Headline: Falling Economy Sparks Mass Working Class Demonstrations. People Demand to be Heard and Helped
missdivinestalls 3 years ago
Headline: Young white girl is abducted and later found dead. America mourns. A single mom dies from lack of healthcare. No one notices
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago 2
Headline: Gays riot in California as bill to repeal prop 8 is voted down
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Wars continue to ravage certain African nations. Again main stream media pays no attention
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Genocide in Darfur continues. Main stream media continues to ignore topic
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Plane crashes. Media talks about nothing else for 3 weeks
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Bush releases much anticipated autobiography, public puzzled over crayon writings.
Mekel343 3 years ago 2
Headline: People continue acting like sheep.
*bääh*
MissSababa 3 years ago
Headline: Suicide rates climb as economy falls
Headline: Iraq goverment toppled as terrorists re-emerge with deadly agressiveness.
Headline: New Cold War! Russian U.S. ties continue to deteriorate
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Falling economy forces Wal-mart into bankruptcy. Millions riot in anger
Headline: Gas hits 15$ a barrel. U.S. falls into depression
Headline: Genocide suspected as Israel continues to occupy the Gaza Strip.
Headline: Oil componies cheat employees out of billions to fight lowering cost of fuel
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Liberalism will be officially declared a mental illness by the psychologist community.
computerpurple 3 years ago
Headline: Obama groupie throws bra at conference meeting in Britian. Obama not able to dodge
Headline: U.N. bends over as America continues to ignore pleas not to invade Iran.
Headline: War on Terror OVER! Economy back on track! Universal Healthcare for all! Elvis returns from Alien captivity
Headline: Govoner Blagojevich changes last name to Blago to help newscasters
TimeConsumer90 3 years ago
Headline: Davis Fleetwood has gone missing. Arlin Spector suspects Barack Obama.
Sweepingreaper4 3 years ago
Headline: Obama assassinated
Headline: War with Iran and/or World War 3
Keszler 3 years ago
Headline: Unemployment reaches 20 per cent. United States expands war on terror to northern Pakistan. Gold reaches $1000 in precious metals market. Detroit Lions request bailout from Congress to end all time biggest losing streak. Shoe throwing gains massive popularity in primary schools around the country.
jdrizd2 3 years ago
Not so bad for a guess. Double digit unemployment expected, Obama expected to expand war to northern Pakistan, Gold held down by major bankers to suppress falling dollar, Pornography industry, sorry Lions, petitions for bailout, shoes gain massive popularity by theft there of... oh yeah that is yet to come.
jdrizd2 3 years ago
Headline: Davis will make another bet with the audience and doesn't live up to it AGAIN. Remember the McCain bet Davis??
I do
love your videos bud
mohammadbbs 3 years ago
Headline: Irrated Throngs in D.C calling Obama!
Jaysnipes 3 years ago
Thirteen Illuminati Families Admit They Love Fresh Flies
rollsthepaul 3 years ago
Headline: US invades Iran
Jeordie13 3 years ago
Breaking News: Stock Market takes a sharp dive as War Breaks out in Pakistan. At the Behest of vice President Biden, Obama calls on congress to pass his Economic SkimYouputz package which also includes mandatory Army Service for all men and woman 18 to 21 yrs of age. When reached for comment Obama said it is a serious back to work package that should not see any resistance in Congress or the senate.
minstral2 3 years ago
HEADLINE:
Pastor Rick Warren caught with his pants down while slobbering on huge cock!
AstoundedAtheist 3 years ago
Have you studied Paul Crouch's life? Interesting. = )
ImaginationBlue 3 years ago
HEADLINE:
Obama finds change down the back of the couch
BobCassidy 3 years ago
Headline: More Cities Fall to the Wave of Insurrection
- The Rebels will be dealt with; take your pills and be home by curfew. Everything will be OK.
...maybe not too far from today...
KazukiSeirei 3 years ago
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sweettalker22 3 years ago
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sweettalker22 3 years ago
Massive Earthquake Devastates Eastern/Central US
rollsthepaul 3 years ago
Your best dance ever.
JustA11en 3 years ago
Headline: "Chinese UN troops fight protesters in Madison, Wisconsin after the protest is deemed illegal by Homeland Security. Officials say this is an isolated incident and that every since the Jan 21st attacks foreign troops are necessary for your safety. Remember they are here to help you."
Malasubidude 3 years ago
Im going to favourite this vid cause this is going to grow huge I reckon.
troy5690 3 years ago
Headline: "Chinese Government builds high-speed broadband network in Australia."
Internet filter company stock boom!!
(this one will happen)
troy5690 3 years ago
Headline: "China builds pipeline from Alaska to Australia."
Melting ice used to create worlds largest rice paddy in Australian desert.
troy5690 3 years ago
Headline 2009: Unemployed burning money for warmth as hyperinflation driven Greater Depression engulfs America.
Champ1on 3 years ago
headline: Barack Obama is not dead r a person of bad judgment
ehhjeep 3 years ago
headline:
"Online Multiplayer Videogames' users reach 50 millions:
8 times the population of New York lives 16 hours a day detached from reality"
logosfabula 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Obama Bin Hidin' in Hawaii for as not to discuss the slaughter og Palestinians in Gaza knowing that revealing his bloodthirsty sucking of AIPAC's teet would reveal himself as just another Bushclone.
Ve3tah417 3 years ago
HEADLINE:
"Crack Down: Zero Tolerance For Religious Intolerance!"
HEADLINE:
"The End of The World: A Guide To Surviving Nuclear Holocaust." (Hopefully wont happen :l)
HEADLINE:
DEAD WALK THE EARTH! (Zombies are awesome! haha)
ArtMusicRepeat 3 years ago
been playing Fallout, have you?
lygophile 3 years ago
Yeah! I didn't have to wait until the end of the video to see your dance moves!!!
Headline: Why politicians have such a hard time keeping their pants on...film at 11:00.
legalass17 3 years ago
Headline: Obama replaces entire cabinet; Says this time he's hired the kind of people we all hoped he would to begin with.
imnotawitchimyerwife 3 years ago
Headline: Hermit exposes Warren's Harem
Headline: California Secedes; Declares Peace with Iran; Exiles Pelosi!
imnotawitchimyerwife 3 years ago
The Hermit Prophesies
imnotawitchimyerwife 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Pelosi and Reid decline to investigate the Bush administration!
jcm1883 3 years ago
On a brighter note, maybe one of the Jonas Brothers will finally hit puberty in 2009.
Maybe Penn State will beat USC tomorrow. THAT is more likely than the Jonas Brothers hitting puberty in 2009. Who knows!
But there's no more election news. What will media circus and political wingnuts do now?!!!
Maybe in 2009, Katie Couric will finally grasp the concept of a derivative and FINALLY understand what she is talking about. Penn State is more likely to beat USC tomorrow.
porche75 3 years ago
People REALLY think that Obama is going to "fix everything". jfc. The only change is the dna geneetic make up of the color of his skin. There is no bipartisan politics, political pundits have been PUNKED.
I love it too when people try to push you to say that the economy is going to get better in 09, because it's not.
And about Israel and Hamas, who gives a rat's ass? Neither of them wants to get along. We need to fix the problems here first.
porche75 3 years ago
Headline:
President Bush found guilty of treason by a jury of his peers.
Death sentence commuted by President Obama.
Former President Bush to begin prison sentence at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas.
katey1dog 3 years ago 2
COMMENT!
HEADLINE!
wtf happened to your hair? You look like someone that escaped from a nazi concentration camp
evryonesacritic 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Special Prosecutor Indicts President Cheney for War Crimes ... Bush Next?
Google 'Special Prosecutor for Bush War Crimes' to turn it from a dream to a reality.
eebruce 3 years ago
Headlines:
"Obama's popularity with African Americans drops as they realize he is not working for them" (lol I'm black btw)
...related story:
"Top CEO's pleased with Obama's performance in first year"
"Pawn shops and Gun Shops Boom Despite Reccession"
"Internet Buzzing with Conspiracy Theories Amid Worst Dissaster Since 9/11, Citing Biden's Predictions"
"Rapper, NFL Star come out the closet"
"Single Mothers continue to Pack R Kelly Concerts Despite New Sex Tape Surfacing"
spainman2020 3 years ago
Headline:
President Barack Obama Assassinated before a meeting with Iranian President.
Mintsavan 3 years ago
Headline: World Collides With Sun
czorbin 3 years ago
Breaking News - Pakistani Army shoots down 2 American Helicopters that had...veered into Pakistan Air space. Obama calls attack deliberate and sends troops recently stationed in Afghanistan to the Pakistan border. Sporadic fire on both sides of the border, have heightened tensions in the region. When asked if American troops were preparing to enter Pakistan, American authorities said they had not ruled it out. India has also responded by amassing soldiers on its border in response. More in a min
minstral2 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Yosemite National Park's caldera volcano continues to increase it's siesmic activity as scientists try to figure out if the world will end this year or the next.
Atheistron 3 years ago
Headline: Conservatives blame everything Bush did on Obama
ShadowCrashed81 3 years ago
HEADLINE "Bush climbs capital building in his underwear" Won't come down till Cheney stops laughing at him.
Headline "Obama oppose to timetable for withdraw from Iraq"
Sam666gelber 3 years ago
United States Famine. The U.S. is goin down in flames. In flames good sir in flames. Thats my 09 prediction.
LimeInTheCoconut21 3 years ago
Headline "Are you fucking Kidding me?"
Headline "who cares!?!?"
Headline "Couch potato FTW"
Headline "Another year another, another year of terror"
frankscola 3 years ago
Headline: Homeland Security begins new program...will monitor everyone through their digital tv box converters.
kimintexas 3 years ago
Headline: World Peace Achieved!
Under the premise that a group of people (using youtube) can influence and shape reality.
Hurray! Optimism!
morganseathomson 3 years ago
Headline: USA attacked again, GWB to stay on as President for continuity of government. Obama relucantly takes on advisory role.
PoliticalPorno 3 years ago
Scary and all too likely.
Bocbo 3 years ago
HEADLINE: The nations of the middle east finally put millennia of infighting behind them and unite to counter the threat of warmongering western nations. Bush plans to speak at another Mission Accomplished speech.
HEADLINE: Corporate America overtly plans to carve up the United States into corporately owned territory. Congress agrees this is a sound business model.
BrokenGlytch 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Military officials say they have lost track of the number of people killed in the middle east, but claim that "We're winning this war."
BrokenGlytch 3 years ago
Headline:
Do You Know Where Your Money Is?
An Inside Look at the Bailout.
0c4pnh4nk 3 years ago
that is soooo done in 2008, 2009 will revail the a defferent story.
Headline: The Great 2008 robbery of the federal reserve brings down America.
2010 Headline: Hyper inflation makes Dollar worthless.
2010 headline: English banded in South.
2012 Headline in an illegal english language: Mexico clams South as its own, Citizens suprised as one time servants become Masters.
btigtime2 3 years ago
How Bout
HEADLINE-
Obama Reverses Trade Embargo
0c4pnh4nk 3 years ago
Dance, monkey! DAAANCE!
lunaris19 3 years ago
thank god I was really sad when you left youtube earlier this year
boundless1986 3 years ago
Damn it, now I'm going to spend the next couple of days sitting at my desk reading comments on this video.
You are genious dude. Keep'em coming!! =)
SDial29 3 years ago
HEADLINE: US industry outsources yet even more jobs to India to try and compensate for dwindling profits.
atari67 3 years ago
Headline:
Another Advocate against same sex marriage is caught in a gay love triangle.
xdarkwing104x 3 years ago 3
HEADLINE: Russia nukes the U.S. to end the madness.
RedStarRevolver26 3 years ago
HEADLINE: At the new constitutional convention some amendments are altered, one allows foreigners to be president paving the way for Arnold Schwartzenegger in 2012.
HEADLINE: Guess where the $700B is really going ! Someone will leak that from a hack into a bank database or stolen laptop.
HEADLINE: The world really is a chessboard. We are the pawns. Corporations/politics are the big pieces. But WHO are the unseen players ? And WHO's supposed to win ?
tenagliac 3 years ago
Ahhh, yes. A totally 'Davis' video once again.
Yeah,,,"Have you even thought about that"?
Yeah.
thesludgereport2 3 years ago
Headline:
Fox News Anchorettes Release New Makeup Line Guaranteed to Create Step-ford Wife Thought Processes.
strangebee 3 years ago
Headline: American sheeple forgot about everything that happened in 2008!
jsphbjmn 3 years ago 4
HEADLINE: Obama and Clinton Resign as Details Emerge Regarding Bizarre Sex Scandal
wwickeddogg 3 years ago
heh heh heh
0c4pnh4nk 3 years ago
Headline: Youth goes on shooting spree, reason, Barbie Horse Adventures. (
ZhangHe2369 3 years ago
HEADLINE: (insert celebrity here) does (insert dumb activity here)
The ticker below will report that 2 billion people in Asia are dead from a 2-hour nuclear conflict.
choosenow 3 years ago 2
winner
lygophile 3 years ago
Headline: Marijuana legalized!
ShadowCrashed81 3 years ago 3
Headline: Governor Blagoevich puts his phone up for sale on EBay. No takers.
gabrielized 3 years ago
Headline:
Israel is NOT one of the states of the United States!
SomeBSUTubeName 3 years ago 2
Headline:
President Obama dresses up in sexy outfit and becomes the New World Orders' Bitch.
SomeBSUTubeName 3 years ago 2
HEADLINE: poor americans can no longer watch tv will happen around end of feb.
TOPWATER187 3 years ago 2
Headline: Millions of Americans wake up to the "truth" once freed of the grip of the "tell-lie-vision"; revolution ensues.
ArcticSlicer 3 years ago
Headline: George Bush retires to a Texas Farm, found fondling the cows
Krealix 3 years ago 2
Davis-- get some sleep man. You don't look healthy.
trichenosis 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Activists incapable of criticizing Obama due to political blindness
trichenosis 3 years ago
HEADLINE:
Mass Censorship of Newspapers and Internet
All headlines after this are not worth mentioning.
AnimalDeStuff 3 years ago 2
HEADLINE: The American People Finally Capture Enough Votes to Pass the National Initiative
mistaspot1 3 years ago 2
Headline: Alaska Achieves Independence
YouShouldBeThinking 3 years ago
Headline: Alaska sold to China to pay of USA debts.
ArcticSlicer 3 years ago
Subheadline: Sarah Palin returned unopened. China demands refund.
skyzefawlun 3 years ago 2
Headline: Nothing New.....
MyhardPwner 3 years ago 2
"Headline1: Israel Destroyed by Nuclear Boom!"
This is my decided headline cause you know it's ganna happen sooner or later. And why the heck not in 2009.
"Headline2: New Years Disaster in New York"
This headline is cause I think something could happen tonight when the ball drops.
"Headline3: World stands in shock to finally find that we are not Alone."
And this headline.....Well one can dream can't he? Peace. :)
kswilson99 3 years ago
HEADLINE: A group of American citizens, assisted by the National Guard, physically escorted Congress from their positions today, and took over their seats.
tburke64 3 years ago
"Dems Blame Bush Adminitstrations failed policies for colapse of the dollar"
"Obama, friend or foe of Israel?"
"Obama, What He doing?"
"Who will pull back the reins on Clinton"
"Obama recognizes Irans right to nuclear power"
"Obama, Hillary spar over diplomatic stratagy"
josiahdallas 3 years ago
Headline : Israel is moved to planet Pluto, Uranus was deemed to close.
Headline : Head-lines banned after Amey doing line on boyfriends head,,, life,,, on stage!
fredsisland 3 years ago
HEADLINE: Obama approves bill to merge U.S.A., Canada, and Mexico. All dollars to be replaced with ameros.
HEADLINE: NAFTA superhighway construction continued, despite public outrage.
HEADLINE: Obama...just another Bush?
HEADLINE: All citizens required to receive V-Chip.
czephyrc 3 years ago
Headline: Israel Nukes Iran
hipmama715 3 years ago
Headline:Poverty & unemployment at record high.
Headline:Civil unrest in the US on the rise.
Headline:US troops used to police the streets.
Headline:Martial law is declared.
Headline:Firearms are outlawed and confiscated
bryandenehy76 3 years ago 2
Gun Confiscators Being Shot On Site; UN Troops Deployed
rataMacue22 3 years ago
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sweettalker22 3 years ago
Headline:
weather forcasts are denounced as leftist propoganda by Fox News as the forcasts keep predicting hotter and hotter weather.
the scientist community pressing the urge of global warming is a grand conspiracy meant to feed conspiracy nuts, Fox News says.
lygophile 3 years ago
Headline:
public protest against Obama's ineffective public healthcare policies that don't effectively change anything for those it's supposed to help ended in panic as police was forced to be violent when unannounced adn unprovoked teargas and tazer attacks from the police angered the crowd. case under investigation.
lygophile 3 years ago
Headline: Youth Movement Outraged, Vows To Take Action Eventually
Headline: Obama Biopic Announced, 'The President Who Sat By The Door' To Be Released in 2013
Headline: Mormon Church Backs California Prop. 8.5, Constitutionally Defining Marriage As Union Between A Man, A Woman, A Woman, and A Woman.
boristhespider415 3 years ago
Headline: longtime popular youtube blogger Davis Fleetwood claimed to hang up his coat and leave youtube forever, but then changed his mind and returned as strong as ever.
=P
sorry man. had to.
lygophile 3 years ago
I don't care about anything that is deemed "TOP" by anyone. "TOP" means what is deemed popular. It is NOT wise to go with...."popular".
If people haven't learned this YET well, we're DOOMED!
ALWAYS remember that YOUR views COUNT! You have EXACTLY the same rights as anyone in "authority" who is telling YOU what you SHOULD think & do. YOUR thoughts & feelings MATTER as much as ANYONES.
NEVER follow....investigate, learn truth & live YOUR life accordingly.
PEACE!
t4705mb6 3 years ago
Headline: The American Government is stalling the AIDS-vaccine research to kill off all of Africa and take all their land and earn money on vecations.
Naah...They wont have the balls to write that xD...-.-
MickOfThor 3 years ago
Headline: OBAMA NOT SO GREAT AFTER ALL: Moves forces out of Iraq but into Iran!
MickOfThor 3 years ago
Headline: TV show GHOST HUNTERS is staged.
deliciousmorton 3 years ago
Headline: Obama disappoints
Headline: Mccain is admitted into hospice
Headline: Miley Cyris to be the next Brittany Spears
Headline: Obama on Pakistan: The war will only take a few weeks
Headline: Sale at JC Pennies
Headline: After a cyber "terrorist" attack the internet has been replaced with the Internet 2
Headline:90% of Americans now claim their support for Ralph Nader
Headline: Nader deemed unable to win, receives no votes
Thats all I got right now
mjdishere 3 years ago 2
HEADLINE: Fledgeling USSR democracy threatens attacks on newly formed imperialist,facist,dictatorship;communist China backs the United States of...whatever.
creten69 3 years ago
Headline: Shock as Mitt Romney comes out the closet.
GabrielNeil21 3 years ago