Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die

[boothnick24]

were all gunna die alone!!!!!! VIVA LA REVILOUTION!!!!!!!!

[gustard33]

lets fuck the x factor ! This has got to be Christmas no for 2012

[usernotfriendly]

Everyone's Christmas favorite!!

[GriefTourist]

the real face of xmas - misery!

[TheBrotherizzy]

BEST......XMAS....SONG...EVAH!­!!!!!!!!!

[ihateyou4everandever]

again in 2012? i agree that'd be a right time

[dylanvine]

My beerdrunk soul is sadder than a 100 dead christmas trees.

[Certex]

@dylanvine Nice wee Bukowski ref...

[hannibletoddler]

This song always reminds me of Colin Murray on radio 1. good times =]

[m1kes6]

@hannibletoddler same reminds me of couple years ago when i herd it on Collin Murray show.

[msanthropanachronism]

BRILLIANT. Possibly the best Christmas song EVER.

[puddrulesall]

At least Youtube is offering me to view singles in my local area.

[ajs777]

feckin great song. feckin great album. Why is this guy not more famous???

[ofs82]

This is still the best Christmas song ever.

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

2012 would be a really a good idea to launch this since loads believe the world will end before that

[Tokiohotelgirl97]

I hate that escalator !

[sleepylacepaws]

I searched "we are all going to die" and I got this. GREAT.

[AnneUgligurl]

@sleepylacepaws

me too.. lollerskates

[jimboblious]

Happy valentines everybody!



[btyremanable]

I listened to this on the way to work at 4.30 am, it's a good wake up tune

[honestjohntellsit]

Meh. I always thought this was too unsublte to be particularly subversive or clever. May as well release a song called CUNT OFF CHRISTMAS.

Still, it's nay a bad tune.

[killhalagain]

London...



[Tiramisumandeln]

which city is the clip in?

[greedkiller]

I got my bottle of Stolichnaya vodka at the ready, merry FUCKING Christmas everybody!, now all the fit birds, go sit on my lap while I light up a cigarette xD

[Hybridfuture1]

8 days to go till yet another drunk fuelled london christmas- christmas suits and hipflasks at the ready!

[ransom247]

We came into this world alone. We will leave this world alone.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.

[Aralk93]

he's so cool!! first saw him singing madonna on the jd set

[paddydeirishman]

class !! lol

[xoxoxAngelxoxox]

this song is still amazing.

[Cheerzable]

Everybody stay calm !!! We're all going to DIE !!!

[Boingy72]

like the other bloke said, this years x-mas number one you have to promote this

[Boingy72]

i'll download the song for x-mas 2010

[MacheteCannibal]

I'm going to sing this to my children

[stellarXD]

..........

[jenfleury]

what the heckels?!

[mattisaac]

colin..

[CherryTripping]

@mattisaac i know right? :.(

[TrippidyTroppidy08]

love his lil jig he does :D

[audiocombat]

ace tune......i bought this on limited 7 inch when it came out that christmas several years ago shame on all of you who didnt

[goatmanjohn]

@audiocombat me too

[Westlake72]

I would have loved this to be number one - maybe next year???

[ferguspaterson93]

my favourite christmas song.

[Tomsky0345]

utter genius

[ma049]

Oddly this cheers me up!

[21centurynostradamus]

i would of bought this but i have only just heard of it 2 years later.

10 times better than leon Jackson crap.

[arsecandle1]

true true its all true

[mikado0987]

omfg this guy rocks!! amazing song!!!

[madbrendan]

"your gonna die, your gonna die, YOUR GONNA DIE & YOUR GONNA DIE!"

lol i have become acustomed to singing that publicly to old people

[ValkyriePleasant]

i vaguely love u for doing that, if only because it makes the fact that i do it to every1 randomly walking through town seem slightly less strange :)

[Friiiiick]

It's already too late for this year, but does anyone want to help with a campain to get this to be the Christmas Number 1 in 2010?

Just to shout a greay big "FUCK OFF" to Simon Cowell and bring back christmassy songs at Christmas, instead of crap old pop covers.

Anyone?

[BooB89]

If we're going to that, we have to make Eric Idle's "Fuck Christmas" number 2 in the charts.

[Friiiiick]

And then make it number 1 in 2011.

Chart spam!

[BooB89]

^_^

[gazzaboyhmfc]

think they actually tried this on 2007 and failed. though fuck knows why, i would have this number one every christmas, beats any x factor shit hands down

[madbrendan]

FUCK OFF SIMON COWELL

[Ofyles2]

@Friiiiick Sounds like a good plan.

Let's get rid of the idiocracy and mediocracy Simon Cowell is producing.

[CherryTripping]

@Friiiiick yes yes fuck YES!! Just a question how do i do that from over here in Vienna :( (i dont download)

[MatthewMcVeagh]

@Friiiiick Could do. I never buy music but I could make an exception for this, I laughed my ass off about it when it came out.

[Misishaxi]

@Friiiiick once again, we're too late.

[gustard33]

@Friiiiick yess!!!!!!!!!! Let it b so ! Lets get organised - ~Im willing to help (=;

[DaveXerox]

Malcom Middleton writes with a refreshing dose of honesty and realism and I've enjoyed all five of his albums immensely. Arab Strap were awesome too. The fact that this was a Christmas single could have been seen to be insensitive but by the same token you could say that all the happy christmas songs are insensitive to people who are lonely and miserable at that time of year.

[drhowarddrfinedrhowa]

A flabby concept, unimaginative music, an unappealing character...his music career is gonna die alone.

[13milenko]

Oo, who's a jealous person^^

[jemmismeers]

who doesnt love a drunk santa!!!?

[jimmieno101]

brilliant

[OVINESQUIK]

LOL

[Rorshach1004]

Quite possibly the best song and video of all time. Why the fuck don't we see this good stuff on telly?

Why can't the middle class London fucks ever actually go out of their fucking suburban houses once in a while and find something that is actually good?

I know lets interview Lilly Fucking Allen. She can't sing, all her songs are about her fucking dull shit boyfriend bollocks and she looks like a girl you wouldn't fuck if your life depended on it.

[Twidleythegnome]

Not too long ago I would have said you win.

But in fact, you fail.

[Twidleythegnome]

(The reason you fail is careing.)

[kbray003]

I straight up Hate lilly Allen

[Daemonanyndel]

This is honestly quite brilliant.

[Twidleythegnome]

I think tramps are a pretty cool guy. eh live on streets and doesn't afraid of anything.

[bovinepro]

MEME ALERT

[bloodshot856]

LMFAO

[ady10001]

I've always wanted to be a tramp for a day

[SEMTEXBH0Y84]

me to but not in scotland. to cold. california maybe, or a week or two in america coast to coast on the freight trains

[EchoplexFilms]

Epic

[northcountrybhoy]

and what if there's nothing

[PhilippeDeChampaigne]

I feel like that's me in the Santa Claus suit sometimes.

[jondaspark]

fuck this is brilliant. wish i found it sooner

[Brenho]

everyone dies alone

[cmomofilm]

Unless you die in a busy lift!

[vortexsurfe]

lol ;)

[drewsaledge]

i remember this on colin murray as long ago as nearly 2 years. its still awesome and i was so dissapointed when it didtn make number 1 last year.owell there is always this year.

this or hallelujah by jeff buckley would be much better than X-FACTOR. its terrible.

[TalkT0Frankie]

i was so annoyed it didn't get to no. 1! i loved the fact Colin Murray tried so hard, my favourite christmas song<33

[audiocombat]

@TalkT0Frankie totally agree

[src456]

Blinkin' right Rodan - no more Pogues, more Malcolm!

[Rodan100]

This is THE best Christmas song.

I'm so sick of all those halfwits saying the fucking Pogues fairytale blah blah bland bollocks.

This vid should replace the fuckin queens tired 3pm self appreciation record.

'Oh its been a difficult year for one, my annus horribilis'

Piss off Liz.

You're gonna die alone, like we all are

Seasons greetings!

[thejjp202]

The perfect xmas video.

[Kelso746]

I'm going to die alone!

[webelongtoelvis]

yup

[sgtpoe]

shame this didnt make it always 2008

[stankler]

im moving to Falkirk

[KerreyTheBitterSugar]

santa singing: "we're all going to die"

how weird is that hehehehehe

no kid, a great song ^^

[andyzdbest123456789]

wow this is cheerful..

[LuckyDuckster15]

wut scared u gunna die alone lewis? that was sweet nice job. like when u dance infront on the green tree thing.

[kitsubi]

This is ace originality unlike the song that was number 1 lol

[EchoplexFilms]

Love this song.

[r4gn4r7k]

Greatest Song Ever.

[thehellaphant]

thehellaphant approved

[Catherine3234]

I listened to this song AGES ago and I still remeber the chorus.:D This is such a good song!

[Caldwellno1]

Is this guy not from falkirk. Poor show if he is.

[markess1981]

Poor show if he is? Why?

And yeah he is from Falkirk.

[Caldwellno1]

Because hes really bad

[hollygoesmoo]

haha no, YOU'RE shit.

[vitalogy]

The same can be said of your grammar.

[lewisduncan93]

I WASN'T SAYING IT TO THE VIDEO, I WAS SAYING IT TO "CALDWELLNO1" jesus... get your facts right

[teeheebutts]

this is the most christmas-y song i've ever heard

[rzewiuza]

gr8! :D

[markess1981]

Man this is so Scottish. Can't think of anything more Scotish than a song like this at xmas. Awsome!

[mackfeck]

what a truly tremendous song...... i havent even watched the vid yet ( GIS A MINUTUE) hae had this on cd for a short while on constant repeat. wow

[RoggBatt]

How about an Easter song called "Chocolate Makes You Fat"?

[SkimmerLover]

The man is TOP.

[coombeh]

thats a great advert for scotland aint it, drunk and stumbling around london in a santa suit

[EternalSilverFlame]

That made me giggle. No offence to Scotland!

[RandomFirework]

Woop woop!

[Senbei01]

I could have sworn that some of those scenes are shot in Argyle Street in Glasgow...

[vitalogy]

Filmed in London: Oxford Street, St. Pancras station, Kings Cross and Regents Park?

[chelecossais]

I was drunk and incoherent once, too.

[jimboblious]

1. I'm not homophobic but homosexuality isn't a natural practice. Two cocks don't make a baby. But I do beleive in gay rights, That's just my opinion.

2. This isn't a forum about Gays it's a video comments section.

3. Nice vid, shame it wasn't the Christmas No.1

[themiracleprayer]

so natural practice equals anything that 'makes a baby'?

[chrisfaulkner]

you got to admit that Lady Love is a beautiful thing though, right?

[sockironer]

homos and heteros ,,remember you are all created by an all loving, non dicriminatory god with a huge cock who loves all his children,except those fucking sicko warped celibates, children of the united church of fuck,,unite as one,who cares whether its man,woman or beast,,unite and rise up against the true evil of celibacy

[dominikschwi]

wohoo

[BrainSurgerysFun]

It's creative and original, more than you can say for 90% of the videos posted on this server. Cynicism rules.

[imsabbymuch]

Yo becky blud LOL

this song is a mincing it up beat BRAPPP!

ahahaha :)

i like it

Ilyy x c:

[BeckyMeeeeeInit]

ILY lots Sabbieth :D

I am wearing my bracelet, from our charm bracelet from peacocks sale for £1.75 club :D

LOL!! W are the best, better that the idiots who are mean to me. that means you, 'markus190', you stinky bum poo head kronker!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha.

ILY lotsly too FloJo MoJo!!!!

[imsabbymuch]

YESSSSS!

we are :)

and its 2008 now

annd yu wrote that reply in 2007 :S

ITS KRONKERISH

ghosh we were off our heads last night lol x

ily beckyyyyyyyy ily flojomojoooseph x

[bum558]

Yo take your homosexual love somewhere else please, you are kinda a discrace to mankind.

[HierPower]

actually your negativity is the disgrace... but not to mankind, just yourself.

[RandomFirework]

Agreed, if people are homosexuals so what.. Leave them alone, we're all the same. Christ, get over the biggotive steriotype ffs.

[sockironer]

oh dear,,a homophobe called bum558, you do the maths

[imsabbymuch]

LOL

Obviosuly no one likes yu

and i am straight thankies!

cant best friends be best friends anymore?

[BeckyMeeeeeInit]

Umm, we aren't gay, we're friends, do you know what friends are, 'bum558'? Mmm, didn't think so... FOOL!

[markus190]

yeah thats me talking too ehh beckymeinit, haa is she actually asking if she is herself.

wee brainbox :L PMSL

[violetthebat666]

That didn't really make any sense, what were you trying to say? :S

[prednisolon]

awwesome

[noelgallagher1967]

im not jst sayin this but i find this song really catchy, the drums also r really good

[BeckyMeeeeeInit]

Well, I thought the drums were good too, and even though I haven't really listened to it alot, i still remember the tune!

I made my other comment really bad and mean, but it was quite catchy, i just didn't really like the lyrics lol.

[ihateyou4everandever]

But today when I think again,I think we've won already.Well done everyone.

[feg355]

i actually realy lyk this song and btw i didnt even no colin murray was campaginin 4 this until after i saw it on TMF

[Andymcj1]

I think the meaning of the song is lost on some of those who are commenting- it's meant to be a bit of tongue in cheek fun. It's maybe not a great tune but personally I appreciate the typically Scottish black humour.

[mrcat1990]

possibly but if youve listened to most of arab strap or malcolm middleton stuff its mostly all very gloomy kind of stuff in similar fashion to this

[AdamAus85]

Horrible, I expect better from the UK.

[heartsman]

what the hell is wrong with you, lisa agulera?

[BeckyMeeeeeInit]

This is one of the worst songs I have ever heard... And people want it to be Christmas number 1??? What the hell is wrong with everyone!!!!

CRAAAPPP

[markus190]

youre gonna die youre gonna die alone.

what the hell is wrong with you ya absoloute loser.

i bet u watch x factor, yep, i knew it, she does

haaaa loser!

[BeckyMeeeeeInit]

Why do you have to be so horrible?? I never said anything like that to you! For goodness sake, you don't even know me. I probably have more friends that you and you're much more likeley to die alone if you talk to people like that. I DON'T WATCH XFACTOR ASSHOLES.

[mrcat1990]

the girl like enter shikari nuff said

[RDJBcinemas]

MRCAT 1990 SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

Enter Shikari can suck me off, and Malcolm MIDDLE FOR THE WIN!

[RDJBcinemas]

Sorry I meant to say Malcolm Middleton.

Watched too much TV.

[nicoelchico123]

I Love The Video And The Music

The Band Is Great As Well

[thekeybladeweilder]

if it werent for colin murry he wouldnt even be as famous as he has been, so really colin murry is the best ^^ go black hole

[heartsman]

number one alright, number thirty fuckin one! There is no hope for us.

[domhnall124]

If there's no hope left for us then there's no hope for anyone

[chris12dec]

To be fair, it isn't a great video.

[vitalogy]

That is fair, but when your advertising budget is minimal and you're up against something which has advertising of a Saturday primetime TV slot every week what do you expect? It did very well.

[RobotRocker]

Dear rest of UK.

You are dead to me.

[dvddom]

Great track! Far more catchy than the X-Factor dirge - DVDfever. co. uk

[nevabablade]

what a great thought to have during this festive season. i would like to live.

[tinaeldon]

Granted its not a happy Xmas song, but what you have to realise is that Christmas isn't a happy time for everyone, especially if they've lost a loved one, or have no family, and the song is just about a man who is lonely at xmas, which may be the case for many.

[BeckyMeeeeeInit]

I suppose so, but, if this IS the case, and i can understand because I lost my nan earlier in the year, but, i don't want to think that she died alone. Isn't that a horrible thing to think?? I just don't understand, maybe if he released it earlier i might be able to accept it as a good song, but at christmas i don't know if that's what i want in my head, you know? but i get what you're saying :/

[RandomFirework]

Oh shut up will you. Go cry in a corner or something, we don't want ur bullshit on here.

[bum558]

RandomFirework you're a dick!

[RandomFirework]

No, I'm not. I'm honest.