Dark Dungeons: The Movie

[billybones69420]

I want to be trapped in a dungeon of bondage........

[pinworms70]

That shit you have on in the background AKA 'music' needs to be taken out, it ruins the entire effort.

[Veng3r]

So are all the pro-D&Ders saying that there are NO negative elements to the game??

I would find that to be a very naive mindset.

Now if there ARE some negative/harmful elements to the game, what can be done to reduce their effects?

[celestialsalamander]

needs voice acting

[ilnaras]

Ever since I first read the original tract, I'be always wondered - where can I find a group like this?!

[kvn8907]

Pretty good. You did well within the limitations of the game, but it did have limitations. After all, the speaker was just speaking on a street corner raving like a madman instead of to a room full of people (he may belong on a street corner, but the tract had him inside for some reason).

[BarlowWorshiper]

Wow, Jack Chick thinks D&D kills people. Has he ever heard of something called, oh...i don't know, THE CRUSADES!!! I wonder how this hypocritical dumbass will defend that.

[rj2003grad]

The crusades were NEVER christian! In fact, Chick has somthing against the crusades also because he is anti-catholic!

[Theyucheth]

Jack Chick has something against everything. Fuck Jack Chick.

[cowmasterbob]

i agree

[curvalecce]

"The crusades were NEVER christian". Well, as they occurred before the Protestant Reformation, and all Western Europe was Christian... If you put that together - the Crusades WERE Christian.

Forcible conversions of native populations after military conquest is not a Roman Catholic or even Christian monopoly...

[cervie77]

Here is the best spoof of Dark Dungeons out there imho.

rpglibrary dot org

/inspiration/darkdungeons/inde­x.html

[eumonigy]

I just... don't understand the kind of world Jack Chick lives in if he thinks a teenage girl would 'mind-control' her father into buying her $200 worth of D&D stuff before she'd make him buy her $500 worth of shoes.

Has he no concept of the female brain?

[cervie77]

The bigger tell that he's ignorant to D&D as a whole is that the male to female ratio of players was 3:4...

[eumonigy]

Really. Shouldn't it be more like five boys and one bored looking girl? (Before anyone jumps down my throat, I am female and I do play D&D once in a while.)

[cervie77]

LOL! Thats what I was thinking.

But you mean, five over excited boys, and one slightly jumpy girl, don't you?

[eumonigy]

That sounds about right.  :D

[cervie77]

Quick response time there. I like you.

Have you seen the Dead Ale Wives second D&D parody?

Perfect example. ;)

[eumonigy]

Yep! That was pretty true to life as far as my experiences are concerned. Took a little longer this time, but give me some credit, I'm working with Yahoo here. ;)

[cervie77]

*Gives Eumonigy three credits.*

;)

[richieandtimmy]

hahaha i love reading the lil booklet on the Chick wesite cause it makes me smile that people really think that aout D&D.

[Symos]

Nice afro.

[rmcdra]

believe it or not yes there are silly people that still believe that stuff about DnD

[sonic8005]

By "silly stuff" you mean the people who think that Jack is being factual, right?

[rmcdra]

yes there are people that believe what Jack says is factual.

[pyr666]

does anyone still think that about dnd??? i mean, seriously?

[jfritzyb]

Well... Irving L. Pulling II 16-year-old; died of a self-inflicted pistol wound to the chest, "hours after a D&D curse was placed on him during a game conducted at his local high school" (NCTV press release, 17 Jan. 1985)

Joseph Malin; stabbed and raped a girl because of his extreme involement in D&D Salt Lake Tribun, 3/2/88.

[jfritzyb]

(14 years old) Sean Sellers: killed his parents and a convenience store owner in Greeley, Oklahoma (1/11/87). His involvement in hard-core Satanism began with D&D, according to his own testimony.

Some kind of documentary was done on him. Type in Sean Sellers and look for Carmen's documentary on him.

Check it out!

[AlbumCoverArt]

So two people...out of the hundreds of thousands who have played it over the decades...D and D must be evil!

And how many people have been killed in the name of God?

[rj2003grad]

Which "god"?!

[JAKmasta5]

I LOVE DND

[MMyrmidon]

I apologize, but what is the game's name? Is there a full version for this... erm, movie?

[nightchilde]

The game's name is The Movies. This is pretty much it, but I might eventually re-do it.

[MMyrmidon]

Aaah... which is the software you are using to make this? It reminds me of The Sims. I thought you used a program to "record" some scenes, just like some people do... but a friend of mine told that the houses are much more decorated.

[cervie77]

You missed the whole christian's burning the books and dancing around the giant fire...

[nightchilde]

Yes, I had to cut a couple of lines, but for the most part the scripting is intact.