Opie & Anthony: Just Punchlines

[segacky]

Eventually, shit turns white and quits stinking.

[jadedmastermind]

Reverse.

[WikedJuggal0]

California got first pick.

The slower ones are in jail.

So blind people can hate them too.

Fathers day.

i might as well throw some more out there ha

[D3adleavez]

you can fit 5 in a Cadillac

[jadedmastermind]

Because air is free!  Oh wait.

[MindstormRecs]

5:24 CAR CRASH!

[mudchair16]

What's the drum one at 9:50?

[irounilmfir]

cut the rope

[koblentzd]

the bucket.

hardy harr im funny 2 years later.

...boo

[drivepro]

Buncha half jokes or sumethin.....

[ToxicHospitality]

Put it in they're work boots.

[captainbatguano]

Courtroom

[WikedJuggal0]

The Cats keep covering them up.

[hehehe88]

Neighborhood watch.

[texasranger9]

where are all the set-ups to this?

[Sorcoral]

Wow this bit took quit a turn

[JustDisappointed]

40 Yard Dash

[phizfrail]

haha so funny, love jimmy, opie was even pretty damn funny too

[kweimern]

The dog has skid marks in front of it.

[Hodgey1989]

boat !

[ottomisso]

Barbecue sauce!

[jamnizzle]

so the blind can hate them too

[SelectMomentum]

@DimeBagPlz And that sir is why U fail

[EmoSceneKid654]

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

[6Adrian7]

right from the horses ... Ass LOL

[boothesquirrel]

How dare these dirty mouths ruin opies brilliant read bad jokes bit

[hisoj]

literal joke jim, a precursor to chip chipperson?

[Joeker02]

Africa. They're everywhere.  Wakka wakka.

[kkurrukk]

I bought Tiger Woods book "my 18 Favourite holes" recently. Big disappointment.

[bostonredsox49]

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa is that Santa stops at 3 Ho's. (Reading Rainbow effect)

[drugstorekowboy]

Opie's verbal contribution to the show: "Jesus!" He's the 'hole' of an otherwise hysterical daily broadcast... Set up the bits, press the buttons, run the sound board, and for the sake of the show, shut the fuck up.

[GoPS3NoXbox360]

i like gallagers, tiger saw a hot girl in a wheel chair but why didnt he fuck her??? because he only fucks everything that walks!!!!!!!!

[Penfish2k]

I never heard Anthony laugh so hard, it's actually making me laugh lol

[amayagab]

... so I said "A lion wouldn't cheat but a Tiger Would!"

*honk honk*

[bostonredsox49]

Tiger Woods should have kept his Hole in One.

Tiger Woods likes Beastiality....Pigs and Cougars.

[FairToDredg]

hide their food stamps in their work boots

[FairToDredg]

@FairToDredg Oops someone already got that one.

they think the smell's coming from outside of the car

[lidkis193]

a crimefighter

[Dendu77]

Throw em a basketball

[Dendu77]

He wipes the mace out of his eyes.

[Nicodemus3108]

Who wins? Society

[filpenny]

snow tires don't sing.....oh shit

[TheBrent420]

2 busloads,a good start

[invitationofchaos]

amistad

[ottomisso]

Thief...

[jadedmastermind]

stop laughing and reload

[joeyshabadu187]

I don't get the astronaut joke. It's pissing me off

[TxBoarHunter]

Yeah, me neither...

[jhohcable]

For those who don't get the astronaut joke, it's the exact same punchline as these:

What do you call the first black president?

What do you call a black astronaut?

What do you call a black airline pilot?

What do you call a black diver?

What do you call a black basketball player?

What do you call a black taxi driver?

What do you call a black geologist?

What do you call a black police officer?

The answer to all of these is the N word. I'M NOT GONNA ACTUALLY SAY IT.

[Dillberg420]

@jhohcable

Nigger?

[jhohcable]

@Dillberg420 Yes. By the way from this bit I can't believe all this time they forgot and I even forgot the classic "throw them a basketball."

[Bebopopotamus]

@jhohcable You still said "the N word." That still sends the same message.

[drivepro]

Defandant

[theclarkhome]

None, that's the Mexicans' job.

[burntwist14]

to remind them they picked cotton before they sold drugs

[xma5terx]

When was this from? What day was this broadcast from? I missed it!

[jonathansmith1111]

december 7 i think, if not, it was december 4

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

because he spray painted them when they were up against the wall

[theclarkhome]

What's wrong with the golfers we got? They swing pretty good.

[burntwist14]

what's the name of some of dem golfers we got?

[theclarkhome]

Uhhh Ti-guh?

[burntwist14]

mickelson?

[CaseySweetFace]

Tigggahh

[axeljoserodriguez]

Put his food stamps in his work boots.

[grayfox665]

Just a reminder to all the OnA fans

the tippy tom memorial homeless shopping spree starts

Dec 17 2009 6:00am

don't miss out on this!

[nsewx]

An auction

[11825code6]

Nigger, I hardly knew her. WAIT A MINUH!

[TomMSTie]

Africa, there's thousands of 'em!

[rqbuchanan]

Abortion.

[nsewx]

Move the trees closer together.

[rqbuchanan]

Your bicycle.

[TheMotherfer]

" a tycoon"...bone-dry.

[Alufear]

...a cat won't drown it's kiiten if it comes out black.

[Alufear]

That's terrible I'm sorry.

[OMGIAmNaked]

What do Tiger Woods and his golfballs have in common? They both always end up in tiny holes after a couple strokes (In his case those strokes went to his face

[nickypeeps]

i'm still upset that i've never heard the snow tires one until i heard this on the radio

[StoneColdFlea]

"cause Mrmys beat me to the shining bit... "

hahaha that's hysterical that all you guys know each other and what you upload. And I'm subscribed to you all :)

[Yarsh29]

I fuck up often enough and post something someone else already has.

caught this one though...

[ZombieVONA]

I've been thinking that since I started my channel. I've never spoken to Yarsh29, though... he's probably the only one. Good to meet you, Yarsh... thanks for uploading this.

[ZombieVONA]

That was a reply to StoneColdFlea... goddamn YouTube...

[jhohcable]

"A pizza can feed a family of four" WAIT A SECOND DAT'S RACIST

[Yarsh29]

shhhhh! (hence the "no tags")

[rqbuchanan]

Sir, I object to your misspelling of "raysiss."

[XxSTICH666xX]

hahahahahah epic!!

[Blundetto]

Tiger Woods says: I'm a Mandinka warrior!