Wizard People, Dear Reader - VALMART'S CLUB (Chapter 8)

[miffedmelsy]

Yeah sure, gulp that down.

[Onmur]

2 people didn't join the dark side club

[dredlocked07]

who the fuck disliked this gtfo

[kkezar11]

"gulp," says harry



[Monstermordo2600]

"so be on the lookout for that." thank you Hagar for those terrifying words of wisdom.

[rovert28]

"It was actually the coolest club to be in at first... well, the club got strict, you had to love evil."

[crazyarms33]

"And the wine flows"

[MissStarkid222]

"gulp, says Harry" :D

[jeyoung65]

VALMART. I'm going to pee.

[CashISloverly316]

"in an effort to cheer harry up, hagar decides to tell harry the tale of his parents' deaths."

"dark side club"

"but what's sure is that he hates you for not dying. and if hes alive he'll try to finish off the job. probably when your sleeping. and he'll probably look like someone you love, just to make it worse when he kills you. so, you know, be on the lookout for that. and be careful when anyone loves you."

LMAO! THIS IS PURE GOLD!

[brh5934]

..you know.. be on the look out for that

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

Thats what she said

[Alandria89]

no one knows if he's dead, hiding, or hiding as someone else, but what's for sure is he hates you for not dying...

B-A!!!

[typacsk]

"And the wine flows." That's my idea of a Friday evening well spent.

[oberhasli1]

"Gulp" Harry

"Gulp that one down" Hagar lol

[tgmonster2]

Gulp that down!

[Jord246Alexandra]

Now, no one knows if he's dead, hiding, or hiding as someone else, but what's for sure, is he hates you for not dying, and it's sure that if he's alive, he'll try to finish off the job, probably when you're sleeping, and he'll probably look like someone you love just to make it worse when he murders you. So, you know, be on the lookout for that, and, you know, be careful when anyone loves you.

"Gulp" says Harry

"Yeah, sure, heheh, Gulp. Gulp that down!"

*snigger*. That's what she said.

[Jord246Alexandra]

or rather, that's what he said :p

[typacsk]

@Jord246Alexandra I was hoping to hear something along the lines of "Well, I guess it's past your bedtime. Sleep tight."

[iamronnie]

so, you know, be on the look out for that.

[LJB85]

the older version of the way he says this is better.

[loveledzep]

the darkside club!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha.

[casey11592]

"gulp" says harry.

hahahahahahaha brilliance.

[geraldthehornygiraff]

it's sure that if he's alive he'll try to finish the job...probably while you're sleeping and he'll probably look like someone you love to make it worse when he murders you.

[Mank25]

Probably when you're sleeping.

[RoselTea]

be careful when anyone loves you...

[PatrickSchabus]

thats a great line

[PaladineSkyBlade]

in an effort to cheer harry up, hagar decides to tell harry the tale of his parents death.

This is hilarious

[markvol]

Brad Neely is so funny and creative

[eyeballady]

And the wine flows...

I am laughing my ass off. This is so beautiful.

[OvanEC]

"Be careful when anyone loves you."

"Gulp," says Harry.

[Baconsizzles420]

Brad neely actually laughs a bit after that.

"yeah. Gulp that down"

[iloveoperons]

this one is SO good...definitely one of my favorites. :)

[717crdsa]

"gulp" says harry

[kelsodictionn]

well, valmart went to hogwarts and started the dark side club. it was actually the coolest club to be in at 1st, everyone got a kick out of being in a club that stories were told about. you know, thats all anyone does anything for anyway, the sake of a story to be made of them. well you can be sure that valmart earned his share of stories.

LOVE IT

[RedDragoon]

lol "Be careful when anyone loves you"

[Luv2Sing15]

"so ya know...be on the lookout for that...and ya know...be careful when anyone loves you..."

haha

[skandarsgirl01]

...and not be shy about using murder spells or else youd be murdered

and you know, be careful when anyone loves you hahahahahahhaha!!!

[blizzaire08]

"In an effort to cheery Harry up, Hagar decides to tell the tale of Harry's parent's death."

BAHAHAH

[person4fun]

And...you know...be careful when anyone loves you...OMG THAT KILLED MEE!!! XD

[averynb1218]

Yeah I'm watching this alone quietly, and that just made me laugh out loud. This is so brilliant I love it!

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"Well, the club got stricked you had to love evil and not be shy about using murder spells" LOL! Never is there something worthless in these vids. Perfect for a rainy day (figuritively speaking :) ..."Gulp, says Harry. Yeah, gulp. Gulp that down."

[FastFire404]

These things should be in an Epic!

[Benjamin666face]

Funniest thing ever

[ramalama246]

Best comedy ever. I'm not even playing around.

[79xd79]

These are PURE BRILLIANCE.

[dragonboyjgh]

the spell richochet off your head. lol

[rlclark43010]

the darkside club...that cracks my socks off! i love these things! they are the bomb! they are off the wagon!

[Kafkalist]

Are there two versions, cause some have a voice that is slightly different, and the timing is also different.

[orangepeeleater]

yes, there is the original reading, and there is a slightly more polished version that Neely did later, so the lines are more practiced and a bit different.

[GloriaMonday]

so which one is this?

[mattdot666]

this is the more practiced version. I prefer the original.

"hiding, or dead. or hiding as someone who dead"

Check it out.

[GloriaMonday]

That's what I thought. I prefer the original too... I think the first time i saw it it was the original. But, now I can't seem to find it again...

[SugarCoatedSushi]

"Gulp," said Harry.

[EricNinden]

Tchyeah, GULP. Gulp that down.

[nodarp]

fucking greatest HP parody. ever.

witty.<3

[NoveltySocks]

...and the wine flows

[loonygrl90]

"Valmart went to Hogwarts, and started the Dark Side Club. It was actually the coolest club to be in at first; everyone got a kick out of being in a club that stories were told about. You know, that's all anyone ever does anything for, anyway."

"So, you know, be on the lookout for that, and, you know, be careful when anyone love you."

100% pure awesome.

[MaddieLyn]

"As soon as he came out of the womb, he put a scar on his own forehead."

Aha.

[militiax]

"be careful when anyone loves you"

LOL!

[CorpseInThisBed]

"And.. be careful when anyone loves you,"

This is epic!

[headfirstxtaylorxx]

"valmart went to hogwarts & started the darkside club"

"probably when you're sleeping"

"be careful when anyone loves you"

LOVE ITTT :D

[luckyelway]

"That's all anyone does anything for these days, the sake of a story. Fuck them."

[fvertk]

That's not what he says at all. He meant to say, "a story to be made of them" but messed up and said "fof" instead of "of".

[Nedev]

GULP! xD

frikking genious

[FrancescoK]

"So, in an effort to cheer Harry up, Hagar decides to tell the tale of Harry's parents's death"

"...and the wine flows."

"he started the Dark Side club"

Greatness

[gamerman99]

"Gulp" says Harry, and his mouth isn't even moving. "Yeah, sure, heh, gulp that down," says Hagar lol

[macytron]

Brad Neely is my hero.

[vinylblues]

He hates you for not dying.

[ljlewis29]

"Be careful when anyone loves you." I actually spit on my monitor. xD

[pimpman1011]

coolest club anyone does fug them"

[kehya]

gulp. yeah, gulp that down.

[MyNameIsXela]

...and the wine flows.

[HIMkidHIM]

so, uh, be on the look out for people you love.

lmfao, he is so great!

[xXYoukaiXx]

"It ricocheted off your head and hit him instead!"

Neely makes me tearfully happy =:::D

[silentjade77]

"and he started the dark-side club"

XD

[aceofspades12121]

it was the coolest club to be in

[TheGirlYouDoNotKnow]

not to advertise, but theres a facebook group called the dark side club!!

[appleslime]

gulp, gulp that down! brilliant

[justinegirl125]

"But whats for sure is he hates you for not dieing. And its sure that if he is alive, he will try to finish off the job. Probably when your sleeping. And he will probably will look like someone you love, to make it worse when he murders you. So you know be on the look out for that."

[DXsukIT]

i went to the site to download this MP3 to turn it to disc but when i click the disc 1 download button it doesnt work or for disc 2 can some one help me please send me a messge :P

[helioringer]

I seem to have the same problem, could someone help me too, please?

[thespacebandito]

in an effort to cheer harry up, hagar decides to tell the tale of harry's parents death.

pure gold

[millencolinman]

haha, it's like a paradox of humor

[jarvisel]

And you know, be careful when anyone loves you.

[ZoloftSmoothie]

Brad Neely you are a hero

[ACDCforeverandforev]

this is quite funny, i  wrote it!