When Your Character Dies in Halo: Reach (Halo: Reach Machinima)

[yooomomo]

TEABAG

[mussonman]

nice to see a halo machinima that's actually WELL MADE

[cheesediptv]

Lol Justin bieber in the tags

[BearGlaber]

the music at the end is called (Both Ways) - Remix thumbs up so everyone can see.

[10025820]

@BearGlaber. voted down.

[crisperstorm]

There should be a sequel, this was great!

[localSickened]

you die in real life

[BADAZZBUCKXKING]

hey not to say this isn't funny but you should see these 2 videos there hilarious check them on my channel thats the easiest way to find it but you could type these in or look these up in my channel: funny halo videos (random crap episode one) and halo school episode one: the beginning

[XvXohsnapXvX]

No they go to sovngarde.....

[supergirlgamer12345]

Oh NO

[darksteelgamma]

god, bhuda, tom cruise anybody

[hydrakson]

he has glowing titties

[TheSaekwan]

i wish when he said "i want company" somebody came by and t-bagged him XD

[milliongoldman]

I Love it the top 2 top comment's, one replies to the other one!

[cooldonkeyfish]

It should've had his respawned copy come die next to him lol.

That would be a total mindfuck.

[Bluesola]

you dont go anywhere when you die you just rot

[CutePinkLegos]

Ok, Spartans do actually DIE! BOOP~ oh, wait, ok, maybe-BOOP~Umm, this is happ- BOOP~this shouldn't be- BOOP~ OK, FINE, WHATEVER! I WAS WRONG!!!!  .....................

Thank Y- BEEEP!

[sgtghost6008]

Teacher: wat do u hope 2 do in the future? Student: Make people immortal. Teacher: Y would u do that? Student: Here's one of the reasons in this video. Being dead sucks!

[SpartanProductions24]

It just goes to show. You're kicking ass when you're ass gets kicked.

[TheMetalfan123]

what's the name of the song? its so AWESOME

[R0ckyMarshmalow]

i feel sorry for tha fuck who have to put "finish him" at every machinima video

[endorphin117]

after a while doesn't your character's body disappear?

[icetec1337]

Teabagging is for faggots

[obeyauga320]

THEN IF MY SPARTAN IS STILL ALIVE/DEAD IM A TEABAG IT AND HE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT LOL!!!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS WATCH MY NUTS GO UP N DOWN :D

[AuraMaster227]

I would be bored out of my mind if I die.

[TheChurch554]

just respawn and see your dead body singing

[PBerBlueCobra]

HAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!! I want to get reach now.

[thereachplayer]

"We were taught to take cover its like some else was controlling me" does he mean...OMG HE MEANS US AS PLAYERS!

[Fortress2player]

my life when i die in halo

[CoolnessUnlimited]

he dies: oh damn! xD

[TwitchyVgaming]

that.... is depressing. ill try not to die anymore i promise :D

[SangheiliArchives]

"this sucks. I want company"

Gun fires and guy falls to the ground

"that was convenient"

"ah shit"

LOL

[LINERIDERDOG]

It would've been so funny if someone tea-bagged him lol

[Ace1Eclipse]

I could live like that.

I mean if there dead, they dont need to shit or nuthin, they can be racist all they want, they can read minds, whats not to like?

[TheRydog1]

@Ace1Eclipse cant move?

[TheSpartan228]

Spartans never die

[xtrada0303]

funny song 

[TheDavidj26]

lol song

[247zombieslayer]

they need a rest for a day :)

[247zombieslayer]

they just need rest every now and then

[scubamax222]

I used to be on a killing spree. Then I took a sniper round to the back of my head.

[Jakleful]

@TerranRedSky yeah I wasn't using the actual thing first because I didn't know what they said I just wanted people to have know the rest

[xXBifourXx]

omg, they skipped alot of singing in this video... they were starting at like 5 million 20 mm rounds in the gun, and then they were at just 2 ... how long did you use to do that?

[Jakleful]

500.62*

[Jakleful]

If anyone wants to know the song it goes (500.72 milameter rounds in the gun 500.62 milameter rounds fire one out chamber around 499.62 milameter rounds in the gun) and keep on going.

[TerranRedsky]

@Jakleful its says 762millimeter rounds as in the real life 7.62mm bullet.

[TheArbiterand117]

gonna count like that when october 21st start

[Elijan1996]

@TheArbiterand117 what?

[TheArbiterand117]

@Elijan1996 21/12 end of the wrold after i die i'll sing the songs

[Elijan1996]

@TheArbiterand117 dude you wrote october not december

[cheif6699]

huh, well that proves that spartans never die...

[a1kuLdgon]

spartans never die they just respawn in 5 seconds.

[xXUnholyN00bXx]

@a1kuLdgon tell that to noble team

[sparkybigptalkshow]

@a1kuLdgon Respawn was off.

[TheSimonippo]

@a1kuLdgon in 7 seconds if they betrayed.

[SUP3Rtoastr]

@TheSimonippo Longer if you go on a betrayal killing spree.

[Eggy649]

@a1kuLdgon I think that the correct saying is.. "Spartans never die.. they are just missing in action!" ROLF

[MrClever999]

@a1kuLdgon You can set respawn time to 3 minutes.

[Jordan73519]

@MrClever999 and make limited lives

[MrThekingof2010]

@a1kuLdgon 3 sec unless its suicide

[Damagedalmond]

i actually was hoping that the player respawn so the spartan talk to himself or something

[pk87ful]

priceless just pricelesss

[beastly789100]

thats y yo tbag them so they have at least some plasure lol

[XtremeAsianGamer]

is dat steve carrel?

[armygrunt22]

@manofblackops

Really? That seemed pretty short to me.

[manofblackops]

@armygrunt22 its lmfao approved.............

[manofblackops]

@armygrunt22 i was tring to help some1 out with the joke cause they said it wrong so shut up people scrool down and see it.......

[manofblackops]

hey want to hear a joke about my penis nevermind its to long

[Damagedalmond]

@manofblackops are you dumb or something?

[manofblackops]

@Damagedalmond no because it is lmfao approved............

[OutdoorMoney70]

@MasterShot153 to bad your's aint

[uppermostsniper]

why didn't he respawn ?

[AZZABful]

good thing I NEVER DIE IN REACH!

[lightningstrike581]

when your character dies in halo reach he respawns in 5 seconds

[Hosakata1]

i bet noble six is like that as we speak

[Oonsk051]

God? Buddha? Tom Cruise? anyone listening? LOL

[blackops1492]

Spartan: y do i have to respawn in action

Elite:because son i said so u little ******

[Haiwhattup]

@blackops1492 Not funny.

[gruntpsycho]

and now i feel like a dick for being a sniper

[Alpha2Charlie99]

that must be the longest respawn ever.

[NinjaTreeko457]

God Budha Tom Crukse?

[FaithfulRobb]

I suddenly feel really bad for all lost spartans.. Oh Well. T-Baggin' time. ;D

[Kampf3nte]

lol :D

Like :D

[HaloPro505TEX]

poor spartan

[1234danielknight]

i forgot tea baging

[PS3GAMMERS]

i bet that was elimanation ;)

[naruto70001]

@PS3GAMMERS the guy did respawn but he hid after

[ImperfectStendal]

The only complaint I have is that every character was pretty much the same color. Didn't feel like there was a lot of contrast in those beginning segments. Other than that, quite humorous.

[TheHellsreject]

Everytime someone is close to a pefection they take a sniper to the dome.

[MrJDred]

There is no spartan heaven, only spartan hell

[eaglebtk666]

it's a good job 'spartans never die' eh?

[dude88ish]

@eaglebtk666 Spartans don't die, they respawn.

[mageth99]

0:20 Why didn't he take the snipper riffle?

[lvlonster111]

@mageth99 cuz hes a noob

[DaDuncanDonuts]

Is he talking about the Moa species?

[TheS4DClan]

@DaDuncanDonuts woops that was my bad.

[sab2fan24]

song name?

[40088922]

plz, meh n33dz d lyrics o' d song! seriuz...

[cody43390]

iam so singing that song at school today!

[Sprintingforcake]

i used to respawn for a long time

until i took an arrow to the knee

[I8RICKROLLERS]

... he get's tea-bagged :(

[40088922]

sry, butt, M3H NEEDZ LYRICS !!!!!1!!!1

[85011]

what happens when they get tea-bagged fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uu!

[SuperWeirdChicken]

im not gunna lie this this crap...

[MrBreakingBryan]

Scroll up, you're missing the video

[supaslav23]

They forgot to add the part where they get tea-bagged

[cnbr15]

HOW THE HELL IS THIS FUCKING PG?!?!?

[ShadowsLord25]

spartan dont die they are just missing in action

[totalbadass500]

The college humor version was much more happy

[2000azam]

wow no one die until 2:38

[scoringsm1l3y]

they must of killed lots of people on there own team :P

[dragonpalm18]

What would happen when they started to rot?

[ToProtectAndServeABP]

Spartans never die

[Aposthumushobo]

Personally, this would make me regret T-bagging dead people. I believe that those 142 people got T-bagged.

[TazzOfFlood2332]

He got shot in the foot... How pathetic.

[Leviticase]

3:05 isnt that music from Homestuck?

[Itudios2]

That would be an awful way to spend eternity. After all, it is such a long time...

[LevitnetTWO]

thumbs up if you think its weird but cool that you can snipe with a pistol! Post this on otheer vids!

[LevitnetTWO]

141 people didnt respawn.

[SibiriaRanger]

Any one can the lyrics on that song?

[superjoe216]

That's why caring Spartans T-bag

[hackwater9reviews]

Lmao when at the when the both sang

[TACOisYOURfriend]

i wonder how my spartan feels now.....

[VikingVern7]

you should have had the the first guy who died suddenly vanish mid sentence and the second guy panic

[Leviticase]

i suddenly feel incredibly sry for my spartan :(

[HydraWolf1]

400 7.62 millimeter rounds in the gun, 400 7.62 rounds, you fire one out, chamber one in, 399 7.62 millimeter rounds in the guuuun...!

[m3necr4ftvids23]

Thats halarious lol

[baseballpro9994]

lol i feel bad for my spartan

[TheOriginalQwazzy]

DAMN thats a badass machine gun

[blazedbl]

The creativity really has left machinima nowadays hahaha

[seanboy0296]

i didnt see a tea bag! D:<

[BerserkPlane]

nice machinima. i really liked the shot in first person with the bullet hole in the helmet and that part about cofessions.

[FUCKuserNames38]

sorry man tom said go to hell wait stay were you are

[117DieHard]

tom cruse

[myleszabomb124]

no one reads my comments so u know that white stain on ur carpet thats not milk.......

[mogilka3]

421  46mm rounds in the gun fire one out 420 46mm rounds in the gun.........

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[Kalashx]

@mogilka3 46mm? that would be considered a cannon haha. it's 7.62x51 :)

[mogilka3]

@Kalashx i ment to say that just imagin what a Scorpion diver would say 

[Kalashx]

@mogilka3 i believe the scorpions in halo shoot 90mm cannons...

[smartie66775]

@mogilka3 no, it isnt 46mm. its 7.62 round. rhey are bigger than a 5.56 but smaller than a .50cal

[MrGriffindor626]

Longest respawn time on earth man

[MrJake199]

@MrGriffindor626 maybe its a death til the round ends

[Prami4]

@MrGriffindor626 it took jesus 3 days to respawn

[SARGE260]

@MrGriffindor626 No Jesus took 3 days to respawn.

[halomaster622]

@MrGriffindor626 But there not on earth :P

[ian12312345645678978]

@MrGriffindor626 actually he didn't even respawn yet

[3283JustMe]

@MrGriffindor626 They all must have been team kills.



[halocdr]

@MrGriffindor626 i saw a gen. def. review video, and the guy was rippin on it for havin a huge respawn time. he was all: i could find a cure for cancer, save the seals, take a dump, and still come back not to have respawned yet. :P

[Evad567]

The best one lol

[harad552]

just too hilarious!!!! lol XD

[DhaDawgg]

*person playing xbox* what the hell?!

[OZDSD]

you sound like Michael Cera xD

[carameltwix2201]

lol, that's funny

[KMSisgod210]

what chestplate are you wearing on your guy?

[MrBobthecorncob]

@KMSisgod210 the hp/halo chestplate

[KMSisgod210]

thankyou

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

can anyone help me.I was playing some reach and I turned it off and the next time I played it and my characters armor restarted back to recruit.I was once a Lt.Colonel.WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!

[whataweirdnameful]

@BandoilerrMiDGeT750 Did you credit boost?

[hovercat26]

@BandoilerrMiDGeT750 bungie probably brought the ban hammer down upon u if u boosted, if u diddnt boost then idk

[onyxblade1990]

ahhhh we're killing people in the future lol

[PhyreSpore]

What happens when the body despawns?

[bixanajoana]

youre not dead youre just paralyzed because of the damage of the bullet the bullet hitted the glass made a hole but didnt hited you it flew to the ground and the energy shields just paralyzed you body for a time because of the impact

[wallacelin0508]

Man that is a long spawn time, he must have kill an entire platoon of teammates....that or he killed the last Moa.

[CazualNinja]

Spartans don't die...They're just MIA...

-Sierra 259 aka Carter

[darthvaderfan50]

"Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die"-Kurt-051

[Omega201396]

0:36 SHIELA, NOOOO!

[vantheman38]

ha you died loser

[shadowfox2321]

Shadowfox?

[mrdeadguy1]

Actually, you might just survive that bullet, its directly above your left eye,and quite to the side. But who knows?

[MrBeltonboys]

somone shouldve T-bagged him



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