Lee Evans Big Tour 2008 Part [5/14]

[EmmaLouiseRata]

hhaha! his "do i want a melon" voice

[ajaggard]

I love how he genuinely appreciates it when people applaud him or whenever. Really seems like he's enjoying himself on stage, makes him even more enjoyable to watch!

[HaLoFTW97]

lol -3 so funny

[staywithme91x]

these are awesome to either watch and see him acting his words out or to just listen to. I have to do that at work on my laptop and it's great that way too.

[CoolTingzBro17]

hmmm do i want this melon? ... no it's been up my ass.<3

[MrKimmi2780]

where`s thats fucking plumber..... lol

[JessBaybee14]

NO, NO! I'M FISHHHHH PASTEE, THIS IS THE BREAD SECTION..

[megan913005]

then people start doing the elvis tribute, COME ON MAN I WANNA DO MY FUCKING SHOPPING AHURHURH.

[Matt1234H]

5:24 - 5:42

JUSTIN! U TWAT! UR MY COUNTERWEIGHT!

lmao1 hilarious!

[BORN2SHOP2000]

44 People are sing stacking the shevlves

[GCmediacourse]

44 People bought the Melon

[mccumiskey87]

nah ill jugle this lot to me fuckin car ! bahahahahah brilliant ! :-)

[DeanR1995]

THERES ALWAYS A PAUSE BEFORE HE GOES.................... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Shizuka637]

bananany ^^

[phoebebrap0]

JUSTIN, YOU T-WAT!

[xBabyGaga]

JUSTIN!!! YOU TA-WAAAAT!

[DeathByTeddyBears]

Banana-Ny :P

[CognitiveNetwork]

Nail boy? whats dat.

[JanembaJanemba]

@CognitiveNetwork Snail* not Nail.

[JackleSpanner]

@CognitiveNetwork Snail* ;)

[TheShaneyman]

@kukurqka

Ha u fukin retard its arse ya big tick

[pleego]

Justin!!!!! you t-wat!

[MrPCsucker]

@kukurqka it's arse you tit

[2strokealldaway]

lol Bitch fight with only one bitch!! xD

[carmenrose60]

COME ON MAN I WANNA DO MA SHOPPING.

[myaccountEM]

snaaaaill boy :)



[harveythepilot]

05:25 ive actually seen that happen

[SafAlum]

maaan he is sweating xD

[ObehOneCanobeh]

JUSTIN .... YOU TWAT .... YOUR MY COUNTER WEIGHT!

[taffycake]

@XxReignDarknessxX pmsl

[Anna101shark]

blame the kid lol.... "JUSTIN!!!... YOU TWAT!"

[legendLilLew]

How the fuck does he know the voice of fish paste! Fuckin brilliant!

[emmybabixxx]

No No! I'm fish pastee!! XD

[786ishaaq]

!lemon marange thats quite lemony! lol

[ChelseaRaawrElizabet]

stacking the shelves (8)

[judoonjade]

Justin, you TWAT, you're my counterweight! The kids clueless like woman from the information desk at Easyjet! KIng Of Comedy! I LOVE YOUU LEE EVANNSS! :)

[daniellalovesyouuu]

snail boy !

[BobBryarLuvsMe]

Do i want a melon. *Bounce*

[zoeyredbird12345]

love how he choose the name justin

[MrJamescameron1]

Loving the voice of fish paste :'D

[McBurberry0xx]

it's like *BOOM* Justin, you TERWAT!

[McBurberry0xx]

it's like *BOOM* Justin, you TERWAT!

[sophiefaywhite2000]

oh fiance bring a fucking push chair IN THE HIGH STREET ITS MADNESS XX

[brcrouch1999]

JUSTIN! You TER-WAT! pmsl.

[MrJamescameron1]

SNNNAAAAIIILLLLLL BOOOOYYYYY :'D

[xlr8skillz]

SSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCK­KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN  TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL­LLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[xlr8skillz]

its like *BOOM* JUUSSTTIINNNN YOU LITTLLEEE RAATTTT

[mradamhowell]

Snailboy LOL

[Hyperraj1]

Nutta'

[Tupac786Jr]

@gunmadkiller some parts are not suitable to uploaded onto youtube unless your 18...

[Oxmychemicalromance]

'oh fancy bringing a fucking push chair.. in the high street, its maddness!' i think i wet myself with laughter:L

[FreedomUnited]

it is really extraordinary that he does a fish paste imitation ! x'D

[verzeda]

Oh, fancy bringing a FUCKING poosh-chair.

LOL

[Cynthia57000]

Justin! you t wat! your my counter weight!! :L

[gunmadkiller]

I swear there's chunks missing from these

[Itchweeed2011]

Why do people repeat on Youtube on what he said WE HEARD WHAT HE FUCKING SAID O_O

[YTisFuckingShit]

2222 likes haha, i almost dont wanan press the like button <3

[troppedn]

Where's that fucking plummer LMAO

[AldiiTheDon]

thank for uploading all these videos

[Geekfreediet]

SSS NAIL BOY!

lmao!

[GfdsyJuky]

@Geekfreediet sounds like jim carey then

[StaceyBabii2k10]

I'll never eat loose fruit again:L

[MegaMilliondollarbab]

STACKING TH SHELVESSSSS !!!! ........STACKING THE SHELVEEESSSSSS !!!!!

EVERY DAY IM .......... STACKING THE SHELVESSSSSSSSS ><

[jaspreet1888]

knob smeared banana awesome lollll

[jaspreet1888]

knob smeared banana

[moosh0147]

come on man i wanna do my shopping.... running out of tiime LOL

[fk6981]

@fk6981 *counter

[aaronUK10]

@fk6981 IDIOT LOL KILTER WAIT !!!! OMG LMFAO you idiot !!! its counter weight

[fk6981]

@aaronUK10 alright chill out, it sounded like kilter,

[MissCraazychick1]

SNAAAIL BOY:L

[henry1234532]

1:47 LOL no no im fish paste, that ****** put me here LOL

[amzziibaabii]

Haa, i love his laugh! xx

[JakeF2008]

does he remind anyone else of jon cryer from 2 and a half man, just slightly?

[tattyizzyx]

The kid falling in the buddy because of the shopping. *boom* *turn round to see kid on the floor* LOL!!!!

[arsenalrule131]

*beep* thats not the machine making that noise its her. .. LOL! 

[chocletrazor]

43 people feel fruit up in Tesco



[fallenonedracial]

fishpast in the middle of the bread section that makes it annoying for people who work at the store...once found pregnancy test box in the coffee section..with one missing

[MrMcVippa]

lee evan is a funny fucker do u agree please vote

[printerbabe]

43 people are fruit pervs

[TutorialMaster46]

Come'on man I wanna do my shopping.. Running outta time. LOL

[XXmOnSt3RsNiPeZXX]

5:26 Thats How My Mom Yells At Me lol

[QoolEntent]

Its quite "lemony". Oh, right, it wouldnt be "bananany"!

[cfcDJ]

"enough food ere for 4 people for 2 weeks about 136 items 300 lb in weight, nooo, ill juggle this lot to me fuckin car..."

[bobsters1]

Lee Evan for Prim Minister

[SirrSnowman]

JUSTIN! YOU TUWAT!

[tomospowell]

have you got any rope...... lolololol

[guitarrhythymfool]

JUSTIN!!!!!!!!! YOU TUHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

[WKDZKILLER123]

"do I won't this melon no it's been up my ass" and "justin! your my counter weight!" Lee Evans the best!

[darkshadowssonic]

FANCY BRINGING THAT FOOKING PUSHCHAIR IN THE HIGHSTREET ITS MADNESS!

[actingchavtorri3xxx]

he should be in the fucking cage!!!! wat is that maximum security cheese and onion crips!!!!

u joker XD

[tomhackett]

I definitely wouldn't pay to go see this guy

[Rachel23C]

pmsl!!! fukin legend!!

[6351stuart]

3:50 is hilerious!

I love Lee Evans hes far and away the best comic of out time.

[hazza2909]

cmoon maayn i wanna do ma shoppin PMSL

[shawingz369]

cmon man i wanna do mah shopping

runnin outta tiiiiiiime

XD

[xdevonbluex]

lol got it on dvd so great watched it millions of times lol

[LowzzLoveesyaa]

Fuck off A Hardly Touched ya If she Cuts Her finger FUCKING BODY BAG !!!! xxxxx

[gunzzification]

42 peapole had a melon up there ass

[eddylon1983]

@gunzzification 43 people have heard better

[DoYouDarexx]

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail boyy hehehehe! luv him <3 x

[missipire]

fuckin ledgend!!

[Mindlessgalx]

YOU T-WAT!!!

[JJCLover64]

Love Love Love it, where he says - Justin...Youuu T-WAT!! - My boyfriends called Justin, so I sit there listening to it OVER AND OVER AGAIN, Because it makes me think of him xxxx

[TotalNonstopAction97]

YOU T-WAT!

[xxjessiexxgg]

where that fuckin plummer xD lmao

[Cooky12300]

Snaaaaaaiiiiiiiiilllllllll boooooooooooy XD

[dcfcmufc]

'Fruit pervs' hahahaah

[dcfcmufc]

'Fruit pervs' hahaha

[MrJLS1992]

it's like a race with your shopping. out my way there gunna go!!!! lmao

[SuperhFreakyy]

BUMF "Wanna see ma bananas?" "Woo-ooo"

LMAOOO! Lee evans you LEGEND!

[MonsterSceneGirls]

No no... im fishh paste !! ... This is the bread section. That bastard put me here !!

xD

[libbyferrell1]

''have you been to the local mini mart?? they've got those electric sliding doors,

F*ck they're so slow''

[xN3m0]

Stackin The Shelves! Stackinn Thee Sheevles! Everyday im .. Stackin Thee Sheevleeees!~ ♥ Hes a Fudging Ledgend.

[Missjasperhale123]

@stubberz i no ayyye

[Missjasperhale123]

acuuly pmsl x

[lollie4youu]

haha lolz this man he makes me giggle lolz x

[MrCoops29]

easy jet FTW lol

[Catielovesorcas]

stocking the shelves,,,, stocking the shelves,,, every day I'm stocking the shelves!!! LMAO

[AbsolutelyTalks2Much]

do I want a melon?....no it's been up my arse.....LOL!

[kukurqka]

@AbsolutelyTalks2Much ass not arse

[AbsolutelyTalks2Much]

@kukurqka I'm from England, its arse... and Lee Evans is from England as well

[TOMMY95215]

@kukurqka LOL Yankee idiot, it's arse.

[kukurqka]

@TOMMY95215 hey dumb"arse" look where am i from and its ass

[TOMMY95215]

@kukurqka I'm English, our language you fucking tit. We say arse so it's FUCKING ARSE. Correcting someone with his own language... Cunt!

[kukurqka]

@TOMMY95215 CRY ME A RIVER BITCH YOU THINK I CARE ITS YOUR OWN LANGUAGE WELL ITS WRONG AND I JUST WANNA SEE HOW FUCKING RETARDET ARE YOU NOW SHUT YOUR "ARSE" (XD god this is soo fucking bullshit) UP AND KEEP TRYING TO TROLL ME mate :D:D:D

[xDragonHybridx]

@kukurqka dude. shut the fuck up. we english say arse, you say ass. drop it and GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

[DonLollio]

@kukurqka its the british english thats oldest, so please, its arse... and ass ffs

[kukurqka]

@DonLollio And again f you too

asshole XD



[PS3GameProductions]

@kukurqka Retardet? LOL.

[kukurqka]

@PS3GameProductions wow your such an idiot you dont know what a re-re means why do i even try to insult you when the better part of you fell down your mama's leg.

[PS3GameProductions]

@kukurqka Please, go back to school then come back? :) TTFN.

[kukurqka]

@PS3GameProductions as i said i dont know eng very well i am from bulgariq dumbass and i can be your father you pathetic prick

[XxMentalcasesXx]

ive just been jived

[xMileyRayCyrusFanx]

PAUSE AT 8:01

i am laughing so much!

[EminemNumber1Fan100]

04:46 - 05:13 crease :P!!!!

[sushidesigns85]

nob smeared bananas! lol!

[PimpsUnited]

why on all the lee evans videos does everyone have to repeat what we are already FUCKING LISTENING TO

[kingswaylad]

@PimpsUnited coz its funny just coz u have no sence of humour. Have u a problem with it

[20Scott10]

@PimpsUnited

i know what you mean LOL annoying!

[iloveyaaax]

JUSTIIIIN!, YOUR TUUWAAAAAT! :L:L:L::L:L:L

[Missjasperhale123]

ohh!let me see :// LOL

[Teendiva13]

*sNAILBOY!*

funny guy <3

[showbizz10]

"ooh watch out for those pampers, RAAARRRRRRHHHH"

"STACKING THE SHELVES, STACKING THE SHELVES, EVERY DAY IM STacking the shelves..."

"Ooh that's quite lemony XD, of course it's lemony it wouldn't fucking be banannany"

[westbelfastguy0]

IM FISH PASTEE! LMFAO

[adinaandchloe]

Iluuuuuuu lee €<3 this is emmeennncceeee xxx chloe south wales 12 ! xxx

[MILLIELAUREN100]

FRUIT PREVS !!!!!!!! LMAO !!!!

[AussieBlue4]

maximum security cheese an onion crisp hahahaah he is fuckin hilarious

[yesitsjessable]

'do i want this melon?' ...'no.'

'STACKING THE SHELVES. STACKING THE SHELVES. STACKING THE SHELVES.. sta-ckin' the shel-ves!'

'JUSTIN.. YOU TUWAAAAAAT!'

lmfao, love it!! :D

[smexysteph90]

Fancy bringing a fucking pushchair ! in the highstreet its madness

[DrangoWings]

oh dear xDD stackin the shelves!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlemonsterlivia]

"What appened, i just learnt how to walk an now all this" Pause "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" fuckin halerous!!! :D

[sxychick1234]

"...only for us to be served by SUR-NAIL BOY!!"

[luvbaba1]

Oh yeah, would you like a bag with that?

... Ooohh wait, let me see. -_-

XD x

[FillionDollarSmile]

"Nob Smeared Banana"

[topslipssox124]

My fav bits of this 'Part' are "they research quick and easy meals for us to dash in to be served by SNAAAIL BOY" and "Justin....You twaaaat. You were my counterweight"

Best comedian eveeeer! :D

[stubberz]

42 people disliked this..... why????

[SovietGuy101]

@stubberz because they have no humor

[loadingdumbass]

haha i love the way he says

'He should be in the fukin cage'

[CeMDRAGONify]

@LucyAliice haven'y u got anything better to do.

[sbarrett200]

@LucyAliice :O

[one4dam0ney]

''thats quite LEMONY o.0''

[ANDI020188]

i lke it they are every where they are fuckin lke diseas...........lol

[mrstakethat37]

watch out for them pampers arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rgh!

[LittleMissUnpolitex]

Why Do You Need To Cage Up Food.. What Is It Maximum Security Cheese & Onion Crisps .. :L LOL Ohh Myy Godd :L

[Taylor9912]

STACKING THE SHELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shantzb]

wheres that fuc|<in plumber!

[MonsterGagaFame99]

no no im fish pashhhte this is the bread shhecthhhonnn thats bastard put me here lmao :P

whats his name quaz....stacking the shelves stacking the shelves.......everyday im stacking the shelves.

ooo lemon merangue thats lemony .... yes thats lemon merangue its not gonna be banananee is it lmao :D

[1993gandy]

JUSTIN .... YOU TWOAT lol

[lauraRoseAC]

lol

[MegaHamertime]

excuse me do you sell rope do you sell bags the size off your head

[jakepointon14]

5:20 is legenday :) its soooo funny,,, ROFL!!

[Nic0ole1]

aww he sounds so cute when he says that bastard put me here in a lisp though (a) 1:56 xx

Snailboy !!!