Ellen's monologue about making decisions

[NGsonicmega]

What a waste of time. I waited 4 and a half minutes to hear something inspiring about our decisions in today's world, and instead I got a joke routine about cavemen.

[fortyeightsix]

So true... Decision... Decision... Decision...

[Florymanu]

I love Ellen but this is just like part of a great George Carlin's stand-up... busted Ellen!

[1BubblesPPG]

" they wore what they ate" lol how did she come up with that? i feel like the audience didnt get it so much

[shemo1981]

I love you when you laugh on your own jokes ELLEN!

wISH YOU THE BEST!

[GetONellen1]

Hi Ellen! My name is Jessica Dotson. I am 17, and bisexual. I You are my idol, and without you and your shows I would have never had the courage to come out, and be myself. My dream is to meet you, and I hope that I can some day.

[RuthieJey]

@GetONellen1

You just came out.

[GetONellen1]

@RuthieJey Yeah

[Mvanderzwalmen]

OMG, RRRRrrrr!!!! is a french comedy about cave man and their hair and secret shampoo, hilarious movie.

Hilarious monologue too

[Mvanderzwalmen]

i love those vw vans, i live in a surfers/hippies area. LOVE

[MJacksonGirl25]

ellens face 0:12 jajaja she's sooooo hot, i would marry her and im 17<3

[sooperfukker]

Why do homosexuals always have to hold neurotic monologues ??? #FAIL

[RobbyArt]

@sooperfukker  LOL. =)

[JialiangSun]

@sooperfukker because straight people love that but dont have enough brave to say that.

[sooperfukker]

@JialiangSun

Well, I am straight and I hate it, it's so annoyingly stupid #FAIL

[sodasirap]

@sooperfukker I'm straight, but somehow I don't like your rudeness. Have some love, homo also human

[nicosahi]

Dirty mud-blood encrusted hair? anyone see what i see? harry potter fans? anyone?

[coloursprogram]

I wish she had the Tonight Show now.

[derossi2001]

Ellen marreid Portia Derossi agu 16 2008

[sugarychocobot]

Why do people feel the need to post when Ellen and Portia got married on every monologue video? It's useless!

[redenchilada]

Nick Nolte's mug shot! She kills me. LOL.

[kyummy17]

lmao shampoo thats soooo true wow lol i luv her she funny as crap lmao

[riverbeddesert]

Extentions and afrosheen! :)

[AllisonDiana]

This is me, EVERY DAY on Laurel Canyon Blvd.

[ERobsessed]

"afrosheen" BUHAHAHA! LOVE her!! xox

[maryash3]

shes so funny

[janistonbest]

i adore those hippie vans! gotta get one before they become extinct! LOVE ELLEN!!!

[Mychelle1617]

Haha Ellen is the truth XD

[EllenRebafan]

lol! I love Ellen! :D

[marginalised]

lollll i shouldn't laugh at that my dad drove a bus like that lol well you either laugh or cry :P