You seem to have a midget problem. You need to make a rack height adjustment and make sure there's no bean dip, latex, or copies of Half-Life contaminating the oven. Also, make absolutely sure the temperature is set to over 9000 degrees kelvin. Why kelvin? Because only badasses use kelvin. If measuring the time in hours doesn't work, try using the stardate.
I am not responsible for the USS Enterprise or Captain Picard emerging from your oven in relation to your use of stardates.
Hey man I did exactly what you said but instead of all the cool shit that it gave you guys it gave me some Poptarts, Kool-aid, Raw Chicken, Non-Crispy Bacon and Top Ramen. Please help me man I want my cool ass meal.
@kinshin15 Crap, I left it in for 20 to 8 to about 14 hours and I got this stupid black plastic thing that says PS3 on it. It has some ports on the back and stuff... I was going to serve this at a party but I guess I'll just throw it out. Thanks for the recipe, anyways.
oh boy i can't wait to try this out
faggottrain 9 months ago
but marty chang, what about the fumes caused by the burning plastics??
vedasisme 10 months ago
Don't worry about the plastic, this will end up boosting your ovens heat powers by 2000 times its normal power levels.
kinshin15 10 months ago
@crabmanballer
You seem to have a midget problem. You need to make a rack height adjustment and make sure there's no bean dip, latex, or copies of Half-Life contaminating the oven. Also, make absolutely sure the temperature is set to over 9000 degrees kelvin. Why kelvin? Because only badasses use kelvin. If measuring the time in hours doesn't work, try using the stardate.
I am not responsible for the USS Enterprise or Captain Picard emerging from your oven in relation to your use of stardates.
tehbbqlolz 1 year ago
I don't think i made it right. I took it out and i got a midget stripper.
Zomnomnomnomnombie 1 year ago
dude it totally worked
Nutteloosheid 1 year ago
@crabmanballer
SovietSimplex here, Did you sync your ovens anti matter coil to match the pizza ET field?
FLCL0303 1 year ago
Hey man I did exactly what you said but instead of all the cool shit that it gave you guys it gave me some Poptarts, Kool-aid, Raw Chicken, Non-Crispy Bacon and Top Ramen. Please help me man I want my cool ass meal.
goodroy55 1 year ago
@goodroy55 You forgot to leave it in there for exactly 10 to 4 to about 7 hours.
kinshin15 1 year ago
@kinshin15 Oh shit man thanks I can finally enjoy my cool ass meal.
goodroy55 1 year ago
@kinshin15 Crap, I left it in for 20 to 8 to about 14 hours and I got this stupid black plastic thing that says PS3 on it. It has some ports on the back and stuff... I was going to serve this at a party but I guess I'll just throw it out. Thanks for the recipe, anyways.
YouSunkMyFishy 1 year ago
Well thanks. It's 2:30 AM here AND NOW IM ANGRY AND HUNGRY
nikicpicha 1 year ago
hahahaha nice
freak4halo3 1 year ago
im gonna try this.
bob4life10 1 year ago