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  • WTF did i just saw?

  • Wow, I have no idea what is going on in this. All I'm seeing is weird lines and colors across the video.

  • I watched this movie because I expected to see Sherlock Holmes vs. dinosaurs and Iron Man, and that's exactly what I got. What I did not expect was that despite all these things, it would turn out to be one of the most boring films I have ever sat through.

    I wanted so-bad-it's-good. I got so-bad-it's terrible. Seriously, don't watch this movie.

  • This looks hilarious. Perfect Rifftrax fodder.

  • Sherlock Holmes and Doctor who mixed.

  • He is Sherlock Holmes...DRAGONBORN

    'FUS RO DAH!!!'

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  • FUCK YOU ASYLUM AND YOUR SHITTY MOVIES I HOPE YOUR READING THIS

  • What is this? Jurassic Park 4?

  • Might as well just call this Sherlock Holme's Jurrassic Adventure: The Revenge of Iron Man

  • I do not like this movie, but I prefer the versions of Sherlock Holmes 2009 and 2011!

  • ianto followed by a cyber man! it mixes my favorite things sherlock, doctor who, and eye candy

  • shite.

  • OMG this is Sherlock Holmes not Torchwood why the hell is there a cyber man..... and why is there a dinosaur.... seriously I love Gareth but this is shit sorry

  • 0_0 just like in the books!

  • garbage..... holy shit......

    sorry...

  • IANTOOOOO

  • this looks hilarious, hahahaha 

  • Wow its like Sherlock Holmes vs. Dinosaurs vs. Iron Man

  • Ianto doesent fit in a mustache -.-'

  • Wow! Sherlock Holmes vs Beast Wars Megatron!

  • This MOVIE SUCKS SO BAD, GOD DAMN IT! Why it sucks:

    1. It is a mockbuster, they plagerized it from Sherlock Holmes, a 2009 movie directed by Guy Ritchie.

    2. Everything was terrible!

    GOD DAMN IT, THE ASYLUM! GET YOUR OWN MOVIES! NOT MOCKBUSTERS!

  • @2DHAN, shut up. Idiot

  • Quick review of movie:

    Acting was terrible (except for Gareth David Lloyd who was great as Dr Watson)

    Effects were crap

    and the plot was stupid. And yet I really enjoyed it!

    It was great fun! (unlike alot of big budget movies!)

  • Wow. They actually resorted to using a spambot to make their movie seem good. Vote my comment so that people know this movie is a godawful piece of shit, and that The Asylum needs to be burned to the ground, its cast and crew executed to the last man.

  • @KajexFiredrake Not Gareth David-Lloyd though!

  • @KajexFiredrake

    It's from The Asylum... Off course it's shit, whoever needs you to tell that is an idiot.

  • @SSTTEEAALLTTHH

    I'm in the U.S., dude- people here don't know any better, it's up to people like me to inform them.

  • The Asylum movies sucks!!! PERIOD!!!!!!

  • THIS SUCKS

  • Asylum shows us it is possible to make great movies without lots money and famous actors or even screenbook....

  • omg the have THE ben syder wow

  • starring some one you dont know, another person you dont know in sherlock holmes.

  • yeah, yeah, the asylum always does horrible movies

  • Wow! This makes the Robert Downey Jr. movie look like a piece of art. Not even Dominic Keating could get me to watch this turd. Stick with Jeremy Brett if you want REAL Holmes.

  • @q38greeat

    Go home spam bot

  • @valle1491alex

    It actually is an official trailer, and it is a real movie. Its by a company called The Asylum, they make low budget movies that often times have a similar name to another popular movie, in this case Sherlock Holmes staring Robert Downy jr. The plots are a lot different than the movies they're trying to mimic, and needless to say Asylum movies are entertaining, even if its just because they wind up being hilarious for their bizzar plots and low budget special effects.

  • Gareth David-Lloyd <3

  • special effects are the worst thing ever..

  • IANTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEING WATSON?

  • @fantasticmrmatthew LOL exactly what I was thinking XD

  • That actually doesn't look bad, it kinda looks more interesting than the Hollywood movie.

  • @akuma6333 No it doesn't.

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  • A very, very,very beautiful film. Many (too many) viewers at the end of the movie sneered at the enigmaticity, the spirituality and the high scope of the film. Too bad for them. I will see it again on filmsi.co.cc right now.

  • @unavoidable3000 Good thing its a dvd only release idiot!

  • @hoangtra1 You have bad taste in movies, in that case.

  • This film has something that most high budgeted films don’t, a genuine sense of fun.

  • Sherlock, whats your favorite place to hook up ?

    Elementary my dear watson.

    0_o

  • It remind me somewhat of Doctor Who...

  • this was actually really good. if you get what your entering when seeing it.

  • this is a comment without some stupid advertisement about some stupid website

  • ahah very funny, and the funniest thing is that the actual sherlock holmes isn't that different in the absurdity of the storyline...

  • Robert....

    

  • looks suspiciously like every other BBC tv show on the air... fix it limeys!

  • This is a way better film then that other Sherlock Holmes film staring Robert Downey Jr!

  • you ugly! Holmes :-D

  • Not Dominic Keating!!

  • ....non ci posso credere...con questo l'asylum ha toccato il fondo...e ha anche scavato parecchio in profondità...

  • This looks hilarious. I am so watching it.

  • athrur would shoot himself if he saw this, i never knew sherlock defeated monsters COS IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!!!

  • @vicarcharlie the camera never lies...

  • this film made me want to die.

    holmes's accent made me want to rip his head off and shit down his neck

    and gareth david lloyd - go back to fucking torchwood man.

  • movie is the best movie ever god damn this beats avatar, ninja assassin, twilight, and any other movie this is a 5 stars movie everyone must see this and you must like it!! Come to malifilmici.co.cc and enjoy in it for free!

  • I must say this is a beautiful love story between a great young people. This is the journey of true love, spirituality, crime, guilt and mortality. Like life itself, this is a circular tale that ends where it begins....so believe me, you should see this. It is available at moovi.co.cc for free!!

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  • My friend is in this movie! He can be seen screaming at the 0:40 mark

  • Check this out people! one of the best experiences I have ever felt! Blog moovi.co.cc is just unbelievable!! Wow thats truly nice to feel on your own skin!!

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    Sooo... vampires? Zombies?

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  • I can't wait to watch this, dinosaurs, robot dragons and one other thing. What was that again? Oh yeah, GARETH DAVID-LLOYD! FREAKING IANTO JONES!!!!!

  • The effects were so terrible and there were so many loose ends that we thought it was from the 90's or something.

    But funnily enough, the movie was actually really good :)

  • it was almost good except the damn dragon is a robot

  • Dragins, DInosaurs, THe Kraken... WHere's Chtulu?

  • Holmes's logical mind would shut down XD

  • A robot dragon, sure why not?

  • they changed the actors? Oo

  • Anyone who criticises a film in which Sherlock Holmes battles dinosaurs has no soul.

  • Dinosaurs, WTF?!

  • still better from transmorphers lmao, how are these people still in business????!!!!!!

  • yeah, dinosaurs and giant krakens

  • This movie looks freaking awesome! It actually makes sense to put Holmes in a steampunk setting I think. Conan Doyle also wrote of dinosuars so it nice to see Holmes interact with them.

  • This is like a B-movie version of Doctor Who.

  • @CrazyCannibalClown Yea but Dr who is so much better.

  • Monsters, no. Fake CGI, Totally

  • Wtf!?!? Sherlock Holmes and a DINOSAUR?!?!?!

  • robot dragon? FUCK YEAH!!!

  • The Asylum FTW!!!!

  • Wow! 

  • WTF this doesnt look like how a sherlock holmes story should be .. wts wif stupid non existant dinosaurs man! (-___-)

  • @ChadzBeazt92 The dinosaurs are steam powered robots, as I understand it, so it isn't too goofy.

  • @Cajaquarius LOL may be true. but still.. Not exactly the Sherlock Holmes material is it? :P

  • @ChadzBeazt92 Yeah, true, but it is Asylum. What can you really expect from the makers of Mega Piranha?

  • @Cajaquarius LOL yeah! well i dont like their productions really (-__-)

  • Jesus. Reminds me of Doctor Who for some reason.

  • :-D

  • Of course! Ianto didn't die at all, he just pretended to be dead, then when no-one was looking jumped into the rift and ended up in 19th century London. There he met Sherlock Holmes and started to fight crime and dinosaurs.

  • @gorgack2000 bahahaha XD of course that's what happened! when i first saw this, I was like 'why, Gareth, WHY??' :( but I must admit I wouldn't mind seeing it simply because he's in it lol

  • They should have changed the names of the characters of this movie .Because people who like literature may not like this .You could have changed the names like

    Mickey Holmes,Dr Tyson.....and changed the title to ''Sir locked his home and went for adventure'' .Also in the poster and in the beginning of movie you should write clearly this story is not written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

  • @aipg1 Actually, they start the movie with the scene from Watson saying this was the story that they never recorded, so it can still fit into the Canon of the characters without besmirching the legacy of Arthur Conan Doyle.

  • does the asylum just assume that sticking cgi giant animals/mythical creatures in a movie will make it slightly better? coz they should probably invest in half decent special effects making software stuff

  • i think this one would be better than the one with jude low

  • Oh Gareth WHY??

  • @EnelyaEirFefalas my sentiment exactly! D:

  • Best. Movie. Ever. HELL YES!

  • WTF, he fight Dragons, Dinosaurs and the Kraken.

    WTF, is he going to wear an Iron Man suit.

    I like how Asylum shows the names of the cast who are noting but a butch of nobodies. Why should we care? *Look at the end of the trailer* Ok, the British guy from Enterprise is the only actor I remember.

  • This is exactly what happens when you hand an 8 year old child a pen, half a sheet of paper, two hours, and tell him the main character has to be Sherlock Holmes.

  • What the fuck am I watching.avi

  • ...the hell is going on, here?

  • Sherlock Holmes, a mechanical dragon, a dinosaur, a giant octopus and Iron Man. How could this NOT be the best movie ever?

  • @bjornschirmer If you'd only know how the mechanical dragon is fought, it gets even wackier!

  • What is Gareth David-Lloyd doing here?

  • This movie actually looks epic

  • "He is Sherlock (random stutter) Holmes" QUEUE FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS!!!

  • i dont even know anymore...............

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  • @AlucardTheImmortal27 And this is why you have terrible movie taste:)

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  • This movie looks cooler than it should...

  • Hey you camera guy, there's gonna be a monster in this scene so I think you to shake the camera around a bunch so it looks like it's there but we don't waste any of our 1000 dollar budget.

  • Jesus....Talk about missing the point........

    Thank you Cracked! If it wasn't for you, i would never know that gems like this would even exist..

    Steampunk Iron Man could be cool in a different story, though. Just not a Holmes story.

  • what the hell is that

  • This. Is. Amazing.

  • I see that they did a good job of staying true to Arthur Conan Doyle's vision.

  • @rigstula you stole my joke

  • @rigstula id rather prefer the sup`sedly shitty madonnas husband version

  • Staring Robert Bowney Jr!

  • Every SINGLE movie benefits from a dragon and steampunk Ironman! I have of course ordered this movie as soon as I was able. Eagerly waiting...

  • wat is this I don't even

  • Its Sherlock Holmes....WITH MOTHAFUCKIN' DRAGONS BITCHES!

  • Soooo, we're talking about Sherlock Holmes, when suddenly BAM motherfuckin' dragons! This deserves an Oscar.

  • MOVIE OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

  • I'd love to find out what country this movie was filmed in. Uwe Boll gets free funding for his POS movies from Germany, and I would LOVE to personally do a better job.

  • 1:00 sec hahahaaaa and :54 people appear out of no where on the deck

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  • yes!

  • C-C-C-CRACKED!

  • Fuck you Asylum. You have so much more money for your movies than I have for mine but they're so horribly written and made. 

  • CRACKED lol

  • Best movie ever. Calling it.

  • what the tits?!

  • That actually looked kinda fun

  • CRACKED!

  • They really went the extra mile to be accurate to the stories.

  • everybody's a little gay for gareth david-lloyd