How To Drop The Goat - eHal

[dalekcaan4]

why has not the world beeen destroy-ded yet, hal?

[The737NGdude]

I fixed the world, it's not destroyed anymore.

[flyrofgliders]

HAl, it is august 2011 now, what are you going to do to us now?!?

[g26curtis]

Ohh no it be august 2011 I'm gonna get my chainmail, unicorn meat, cigarets, vuvuzala, 5600 jokes book, spinning hat, safety glasses, miniature couch(for obvious reasons), bongo drums, and a ribbon)

[Wurm03]

When will you kill us?

[chl0rinegr33n]

1:16

Winning



[Scatmanbrandt]

Wait, you live in Wisconsin right? How come there was no snow outside?

[RicktansGT]

I just discovered this channel today, August 2nd.

[blamesociety2]

@RicktansGT Welcome!

[shopspider1]

@blamesociety2 I thought that u said u would destroy the world...

[freddchen1231]

eHow to cast spells ?

[0U0the0idiot0]

eHow do I get my Zoology test in monday if all I do is watch this funny sh*it? :D

[martinitime1975]

Is that the machine that goes "PING"?

[queendaisytimpani]

eHow do i get a chupacabra?

[laflippin]

Hey Hal, there's a crusty old dickweed named Harold Egbert Camping who owns a string of Christianoid radio stations...he also says the world will be destroyed in 2011. He says the bible told him that May 21, 2011 is the beginning of the Day of Judgement and that this lousy day will last for 153 days. The bible told him that, too. Then, the entire universe goes down on Oct 21, 2011. The only ones who will be saved out of this mess are Eggy himself and a few true believers. Shit.

[blamesociety2]

@laflippin He actually hired me to destroy the world  for him to make sure his predictions comes true. Sorry but he's paying me a lot.

[laflippin]

@blamesociety2 Oh well, no problemo, as long as you're a trained professional. It's all the dumbass amateur world-destroyer wannabes that really screw things up for the rest of us.

[burgereater574]

ehow do i beat the lizard thats been murdering my sandwiches?

[teundilles]

@burgereater574 First eat some unicornmeat, this will make your farts very stinky. Next fart at the faces of the lizards, this will make them unconscious. Next beat them with a giant pencil. Because they ate your sandwiches, it's only fair for you to eat them or their family. In case of the latter, follow the same steps before even attempting to eat their wives, daughters, etc. If not, they will turn you into a frog, or worse: a hawaiian.

[ThePoopofdoom]

ehow do i fart in my girlfriends face while she enjoys it

[MonkeyAttackPlan]

eHow do i get more eHow before i explode? BOOM! Nevermind.

[thundersheep001]

ehow , would you ever consider running for president of earth?

[2x7]

eHow do i kill the card of bad omen?

[ShadowkillerWM]

eHow do I get my neighbor's goat to stop licking my albino donkey?

[SuperKoopaSK]

Too late. I allready destroyed all life on March 32nd 1952.

[EsperanzaZheria]

eHow do I make the perfect cup of coffee so that the sphinx will stop terrorizing my neighborhood?

[LaoZe]

eHow do I roll an unnatural 20?

[UltimateTomato]

eHow do i become a god in the bedroom?

[UltimateTomato]

Gawd i love these!

eHow can i legally destroy my enemies?

[ulamss5]

Lol i heard kritch

[indemnis4]

Ehow do I get really nice hair styles that look really nice without looking too nice?

[ignoxious]

WTF!?? It's been nine days since New Year's - get your sorry hungover carcass back to makin vids that teach me stuff or I'll punch you in the nuggets!

- Brother Ron

[gamer7916]

Ehow do u know ur going to heaven at dec 21 2012 I mean aug 2011

[gamer7916]

Ehow do I become an orgy wizard

[TheButcher123100]

Ehow do I become friends with Davy Jones?

[darkarch757]

eHow should I shoot first when confronted by the bounty goat?

[seemyshort]

I found the majestic goblet of never ending kiwi optical illusions and penguin chariots eHow DO I MAKE IT STOP

[bigdaddyaen]

eHow do I protect myself from lightning when the Lord attacks?

[unknowncakelover]

Ehow do you divide by zero?

[Qermaq]

Hal, eHow do I get my game on when it comes to the chips?

[ShadowMonkey97]

eHow do I get everyone to know that the world will NOT end in 2012?

[Cheeseisgood222]

ehow do you stop the voiice in your head that tells you to do stuff to people?

[TheBarbuckle]

APOCOLYPSE IN GREEK MEANS TO REVEAL!!!

[Polelover44]

eHow do I time travel to September 2011 in order to get around the end of the world?

[jioplip]

eHow do I

[swedishplayer97]

eHow do I teleport back in time so I can kill you and stop you from anhiliating the entire human race with your fancy machine?

[MarsCleric]

eHow to I drown out my MURDEROUS RAGE!?

[ZenDragoon]

You forgot to kiss baby cookie or the goat, or Kritch as soon as the year changed!

[Vereis]

That goat is pretty hot, I also know baby rituals. Thanks.

[ninjaguysvideos]

"10....9.....8.......7.....uhh­h kritch*hang up*

[glovokendo]

was that Kr- youknowwho singing at the end?

[fatimabermussa]

Hal, can you please pick an other date than august? my birthday is in september and i already know my friends are going to give me a ps3. I'd like to play with it before the end of the universe.

[Etaukan]

Thank you for sharing your knowledge and informative...ness... with us this past year, sir.

Also, please reconsider your plan to utterly destroy all life everywhere; I have things I need to do, and being destroyed will interfere somewhat with that. At the very least it would put me two or three months behind schedule.

On the other hand, if you wanted to destroy only a third or so of all life everywhere, that would be fine. Just let me know where NOT to be standing on the day you push thebutton

[catlord98765]

do you like carrots?

[FunkeeDonkee]

In my country we drop the goat and then eat it, otherwise it would be just a waste of good meat.

[Rox159th]

eHow do I take a magical ride on a zeppelin, fight a bunch of air pirates, discover a species of flying narwalruses, and fight the french rebellion, all before dinner time?

P.S. G.O.A.T.

[KingHeathen]

Best goat drop EVER!

[revengefrommars]

eWhatTheHell happened with all our haiku entries?

[Ido013]

I just realized that I laugh like that slo-mo goat XD

[sirkarson]

Hi Hal,

My sister wants to know Ehow do you stick your tongue in the blender blades on high power without getting hurt.

Thanks

[Sp3ctra1]

Ehow do i escape a Devouerer (pudge) in HoN?

[commanderkruge]

What a delightful display of nonsensical cruelty! Good job, that man! :D

[cDELOSSc]

eHow do I train my guinea pig to become a legendary warrior of terraquindiui?

[NOTxIxAmxKh2xI]

eHow can I advertise my Jesus Toast on eHow?

[ZetaNeubourn]

I'm not an expert, but I'd say this celebration was a success... :D

Hmm... eWhat do you do with your New Year's goat after dropping it?

[Nickk97tml]

love it

[EBrenry]

Sounded like a goat.  Looked like a Scottie dog. Unbelieveable.

[gnryeah]

Merry New Year to you too!

[Auricdeath]

Thank you Hal, happy new year

[2TheClone]

don't end the world i am an evil genies and ending the world is my job

[TheInedibleHunk]

@2TheClone

I didn't know there were evil genies. Are you related to the blue Robin Williams Genie?

[jnddepew]

@2TheClone then maybe you should learn how to spell "genius".

[Thecoloon]

ehow do you stop 2011

[ROBOTBOY7499]

The end of the world is in 2011!!!

[DaErkka]

Damn it, I missed the goat dropping because I was passed out on the sidewalk again, how can I go on knowing this!?

Oh well, it happens, happy new year

[patu8010]

eHow do I keep my New Year's resolutions?

[hamidious]

Ehow do we stop you from ending the world in 2011? 

[Torterra625]

eHow does Paris Hilton get away with everything?

[nn8nn]

my goat watched your video,n now its dead

[paladinswrath]

EHow do I stop my cat from killing me?

[CDTbossy]

Ehow do i get to party with Hal Thompson and Baby Cookie?

[QJosephP]

I like how underwhelming the goat drop was. :)

[seemyshort]

happy new year hal and everyone one else a blamesocietyfilms

[MrNils14]

did you guy kill the goat ??? XDXD

[dda50]

you have voldemort on the PHONE? HOLY SHIT

[Jebu911]

@dda50 No its actually Kritch from the previous episode.

[dda50]

@Jebu911 i know but he said you know who.

[ignoxious]

Give me what's left of that goat.

- Brother Ron

[nutherefurlong]

Youtube improv. I just realized. Excellent, guys :)

[Rox159th]

Eif I challenged you to a duel, what weapon would you choose?

[Rox159th]

eHow do I make someone think it's New Years Eve, when it isn't?

[Strmy100]

eHow do I get Hal to pick my question

[jeff81006]

ehow do i become awesome like you if I'm allergic to goats?

[lvs34]

edid the goat died?

[KingQuicksilver]

eHow do I become the Lord of all I see and make my friends and family my ever obeying slaves?

[Bobofet241]

Looking forward to more um....stuff, from you and the gang.Oh and Darth Vader...wait.The goat too.Can we eat it now? I'm starved.

[Robert697]

eHow do you cook a dropped goat?

[thatoneflamingguy]

eHow does eat food?

[lbw4ever]

eHow do I turn a minotaur into a marshmallow cake?

[NarakusSlave]

eHow to keep my new years resolutions

[flyer11234]

you're unfortunately right Hal..it's gonna be May 21st 2011

[Robert697]

@flyer11234

Actually, January 17, 2011

[ssirK1994]

eHow to repair a broken window which was destroyed by a demon?

[DavurBeder]

eHow to jump?

[huskyclaw]

eWhen is the exact time you will end the world?

[TheVislo]

I know i didn't win but could i have that meat from that dead goat? before you make us all perish under your paaaaaahhrrty device?

[ribtor]

Was that my missing goat?

[Zor66]

eHow can a baby count backwards

[jr52990]

haha.. I don't know why I thought that was so funny, but I did.

[RingLord3]

I love it! Merry Christmas!

[0adireita]

I wasn't expecting for that!

neither you! LOL

[DragonFire381]

WOO!

[Whybehim]

goat!

[lilkitty47]

I still have to wait a bit more than 3 hours till new years lol!

[theFFVIguy]

Did you ever get laid with Kritch?

[Blehhh49]

...Can I have that goat?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[Jokerprodution]

lol i celebrated it for 6 houres ago ;P

[darkprose]

Happy New Year Hal and Blamesociety! 2011 is going to be the best ever. Till we all die, which is fine with me, I'm sick of getting mail everyday, anyway.

[pok282]

You should have had 11 videos

[RustyBrainpan1]

I'm sorry I like Aaron and Hal and all but tonight was kind of dissapointing compared to Halloween. I mean I understand if Aaron and the boys were busy for new years and had their own thing to do, but if that's the case they shouldn't have done this at all. The whole thing felt kind of "phoned" in.

[eceto123]

fuuuuuuuck laing sine?

[eldergroan]

happy new year Hal! we will need your expertise more than ever!

[cj19941222]

9th!

[cj19941222]

(th!

[johnyisn1]

FUCK your on the phone with voldemort!!!

[coolal686]

2011 in 1 hour and 1 mint fro me ereewrwwwg ear wig

[hoogalaga]

eHow do i play Qwop?

[DimensionsofChange]

eHow do I die on my own terms?

[dontmesswithtivo]

But Hal, it won't be new year for two more hours for me!

[blamesociety2]

@dontmesswithtivo You might like to watch the video with me again at that time.

[ShadeC4]

@dontmesswithtivo Yaaa! Central time zone! Woo! :D

[dontmesswithtivo]

@ShadeC4 High five!

[ShadeC4]

@dontmesswithtivo 8D

[zartelim]

woot

[johnyisn1]

third



[eatbeavers]

It has been 2011 for about 5 hours soon for me.

[kogakicksbutt]

YAY!!!!! HAPPY GOAT YEAR