Dilbert: Job Interview and Donut Downsizing Video

[SaveArlington]

@jeannec1 or you could just get "adblocker" for free and not deal with advertising on any websites.

[scrambledpenis]

wally is god!

[TerraGamerX]

I love this doughnut one. That really is a pretty humane method for that company XD

[TomQuoVadis]

They hired Heavy Weapons Guy?

[NataForHope]

i dont get it

[kanukster]

@NataForHope Have a doughnut!

[olvvvvlo]

Is like a twisted version of a fortune cookie

[lisamariefan]

I love Dilbert. XD

[maggosh]

9 people found the donut-memo.

[800Frozone]

253 People were hired......because they punched the pointy hair boss

[TheGNUfan]

@cutiecat923 I've been told that Adblock works pretty well. I usually download the videos with a script before watching them, so I never see the embedded ads. It's also possible to block the address without installing any software, but it's not as easy as installing a plugin.

[GreatGuyLego]

Eight people got fired via donut. :)

[thomasike]

@mathfreak123 no, the chances would go up.

[DeeperBlueX16]

guys, you can skip ads with adblock plus

[FunkDefunkt83]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[alexander33345]

@FunkDefunkt83 YES

[Dingobabee]

DING!

[generalzetta]

he's exactly what we need lmao

[foamyfan231]

LOL Alice and Wally

[alanvn1]

I love dilbert

[7DaysDeath]

the guy who said, "I punched my boss" looked and sounded almost exactly like kevin off of "the office"

[jd11211]

i punched my boss (dink) he's exactly what we need ha ha favorite part right there

[CoreytheGreat14]

The donut one was my favorite comic. I like how he eats 3 donuts even though he is tripling his chance of getting fired.

[1nm1]

He ONLY tripled his chance IF he ONLY ate 2 1/2 of those donuts. He of course ATE all three, so was "safe". LOL

[mathfreak123]

@CoreytheGreat14 Technically, his chances wouldn't be tripled since the number of donuts decrease each time someone takes one.

I won't get into the mathematics, but I hope this is interesting for you. :D

[yondaime500]

@mathfreak123 Unless he picked the 3 donuts at the same time, in which case the chance would be tripled. If he took one at a time, it depends on how many were left when he picked each one. But that's nerdy talk, nevermind it :P

[smthebest]

@yondaime500 All of this aside, the joke is that he ate the 3 donuts along with the memo in one of them. :)

[Darkphrase]

@CoreytheGreat14 Actually he got fired but he ate the paper

[Darkphrase]

@CoreytheGreat14 And he should be, i mean he did eat it

[jeannec1]

I love how some youtube adverts don't allow you to click them off the screen. Pretty soon YT'll litter the entire site with that shit and we'll all just have to put up with it, and they know we will.

[mfors704]

download firefox and adblock. Thats what i use and still havent seen an advert.

[jeannec1]

Awesome, thanks.

[danielw1245]

@jeannec1 did you know that you can skip the ads by refreshing the page?

[NixuzE]

@jeannec1: As much as I dislike advertisements, I understand that running high bandwidth sites like Youtube costs a lot of money. So unless you are willing to pay a subscription fee, or you have a better method for Youtube and their content providers to monetize their content, I suggest you get used to it.

[psion0027]

@jeannec1 somebodys gonna hafta make a website thats like youtube but not ads

[GoldenCreekValleyRR]

@jeannec1 it already happened

[TheGNUfan]

@jeannec1 You can block the ads, even those over the video.

[wererat2000]

@jeannec1 well don't say that HERE! they can hear you.

they hear all...

[scalabration]

@jeannec1

I know. Pretty soon YT will make itself unwatchable. Thanks Google.

[Co0Ps]

@scalabration You know Google are loosing millions every day by hosting YT even with advertising so you can watch this crap for free. Stop complaining or get a god damn ad blocker... it's faster to Google and install than writing a whiny comment.

[scalabration]

@Co0Ps

No, I don't know Google is losing (not loosing) millions, and I doubt they are. I do have an ad blocker, Adblock Plus, which is excellent but does not block these. It seems to me yours is the whiny comment.

[LopatoBeats]

@Co0Ps You would think that someone watching a dilbert video would at least have the rudimentary business knowledge necessary to know that this is absolutely false.

[WorldCollabs]

@jeannec1 yea because paying for youtube is so much better than seeing advertisements

[JohnPhillipsUK]

@jeannec1 Then everyone will go to Vimeo! :D

[jdbg1]

@jeannec1 get adblocker...

[gilesnadie]

@jeannec1 stop moaning about capitalism you commie scum!

[AshHill07]

@jeannec1 I don't have to put up with it. Its called FireFox with Adblock Plus add on. It jams them. :D

[rkyeun]

@jeannec1

Adblock. :D

[helmus2000]

@jeannec1 haha i never have adds, i use add block :)

[coxkid2000]

@helmus2000 where did you get it from? Can you please give me the link to it. I will be most greatful! -signed, coxkid2000

[MrDavianthule123]

@jeannec1 it's happened already

[FleskhjertaROX]

ROFL XD

[CrazyInTheMix613]

LMao

[cartoonlover2326]

You notice that the boss isn't as big in the mini's as the actual series?

[TCFan25]

His voice isn't as deep either

[1kounter]

yooooooo i love this sketch

[barrusDemonPlucker]

It is like Russian roulette with donuts

[MishuTaste]

We're downsizing and replacing you w/ third world labor. Now you finally have time to explore a new career!

[yesbullet]

Will People PLEASE Stop posting comments that have nothing to do with the video?!?!

[lfloorplanl]

What does this comment have to do with the video? o____o;

[yesbullet]

It has to do with the video comments. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with the video.

[lfloorplanl]

I'm not going to explain my joke. :c

[yesbullet]

Oh, I didn't think it was a joke, but now that I think about it, Nice.

[lfloorplanl]

I lol'd.

[delmo0004]

gay!

[lfloorplanl]

"Gay" isn't an insult. :l

[Gooshkinheimer]

True, but fag is an insult 'cuz it means gay.

Gay is bad because it means homosexual.

Homosexual is bad because it means that you like teh cock.

[doodyl9]

The whole idea is bad because it is VERBOTTEN!

[lfloorplanl]

Uhm, homosexuals aren't bad people. There's nothing wrong with being gay. :l

[Gooshkinheimer]

Thanks, I try to work on my rhetoric skills. I seem to have achieved my goal. Someone called me eloquent.

I agree, there isn't anything necessarily wrong with gay people. There is, however, something necessarily wrong with homosexuality. It is biologically, genetically, and socially counter-productive.

[Animaniac4life01]

wow...ok?

[Stephy71487]

That's awesome!!!

[Gooshkinheimer]

I didn't say they were bad people. Most "lovers of teh cock" that I have met were very nice people.

Are you gay? Did you choose to be gay? How did that happen?

From what I have heard, most gays went through some psychological trauma, making them "vulnerable" to homosexuality. If homosexuality were normal, queer-mosexuals would reproduce, have children, and thus be normal.

[Gooshkinheimer]

There is nothing open-minded about supporting gays. You are just like I am. It's just another point of view. That would make me open minded. You disagree with me, thus you label me as "not open-minded." This once again proves that liberals are the modern-day fascists. If you're not with them, you're against them. Mrs. Clinton made that abundantly clear.

[lfloorplanl]

You are quite right. I'm very sorry.

I would like to end this debate now though, please, because I did not mean to start it in the first place. :c

[lfloorplanl]

Well, there's nothing to argue about there. :l

[Gooshkinheimer]

Awesome. Right on.  Furfags, go yiff in hell!

[ComedyCluster]

Since when is love about productivity...

You've taken THE meaning of life (love) and turned it into a matter of getting work done.

[SushiLord89]

Well there isn't really any psychological trauma you go through or make yourself vulnerable.

It's just kind of there, and your always afraid to confront it.

I'm not afraid to however :)

[AgentLambert]

We know, but it has nothing to do with this show.

[ungiving]

it isn't?

[cheychey6678]

...... how is that funny... i've been around for a while... never saw anything less funny.

[gypsyball]

I love how he says "I punched my boss"

[FurtherIntel]

i had no idea that they made dilbert cartoons...

[Snaily2]

Search em on iTunes, they have a whole series.

[HouseAddict8240]

LMAO

[binaryb]

I love Dilbert!

[Mackaber]

Can I comment; even if there is no video to talk about?

[shiztupup]

depends on what you talk about

[Plutonwolf]

Hired!

[RICHANDROS]

FUNNY

[sdm42393]

I feel like eating donuts now.

[TheDailyCrumb]

a scott adams classic once again. and once again well animated

[lfloorplanl]

If you were really sorry you wouldn't have done it.