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  • My name is Jacob and that's my life story Lolz

  • 3:58 I died knowing that would happen :P

  • Swan dive? I thought it was Leap of faith

  • @TheLunarKnight101 The other time he called it Faith leap .__.

  • FOOOR HITLER HABULAN

  • assasians ed

  • 08:52 SUCKA!

  • Toby needs to take assassins 101 

  • @metaknight56 Or gaming 101. lol.

  • "Don't say habalon, nobody knows what that means"

  • 3:59

    lol most epic leap(or should i say fall) of faith ever! XD

  • i know toby i did that too in acr and that pissed me off for 2 mins

  • You need to master the...sex...scent...?

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  • the fact that these doctors don't have plague masks makes me nostalgic for those earlier creepy doctors :(

  • @thebocaj his dog is griffin

  • What was with the russian accent

  • go to the top of the tower, figure out the fact that the wiew pont is not really at the very top, leap of faith your way down... happened a lot of time to be... I'm always like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuu" if you see what I mean...

  • most famous people already have stalkers

  • scum bag recruit shows up after the guards have been killed --_--

  • Please tell me why you say Jacob. Its making me go crazy cause of the coincidence

  • @TheThebocaj Jacob is his dog i think

  • The voices he makes makes me think of South Park.

  • You sound like uberhaxornova

  • LOL, im turkish, Defolun means get out of here XD

  • Eagle. PUNCH IT!

  • Haha man i would be so bad at Assassins Creed because i would just kill any civilans that annoy me. like beggars or just people that insult me. ^.^

  • Toby: who puts those hay bales there? I greatly respect you

    Me: I did HA HA (tobys laugh)

    

  • The past three videos have all started with different accents :)

  • 2:03 OHHH HITLER

  • TOBY FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!.....

    Now that i have your attention toby is my father.

    if you read that you should know that its not true and i just said this to tell you that toby is the best video gamer in the world... ever

  • @hateonjustin you sir, are clever.

  • @hateonjustin Father!! DUDE spoiler alert maaaaan!

  • @hateonjustinn oh ok i was angry aty first then confused

  • lol i know its too late too tell him but those are wanted posters toby!!!!

  • "What's wrong with you? You need a walking tutorial?"

  • HAHAHAHAHA xD 4:10

  • YOU PROMISED.

  • what a little silly......nugget hahahaha

  • Do that. Renovate the faction.

  • 6 minutes and on, best. Story time. Ever.

  • funniest leap of faith i ever seen

  • Ok see ya later. NO YOU WILL NOT!!

    May have pee'd

  • 2.47...... Crotch cup : /

  • I would have thought the whole "hanging my headshots in local restaurants" thing was one of his jokelogues if I hadn't seen the video already.

  • why does he always say jacob?

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  • "Do you need a walking tutorial?!"

    I didn't know you could break the fourth wall in this game.

  • u keep saying jacob

  • get out of my life bird!

  • 1:53 some one said oh no my phone is gone!

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  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • skunk oil is used to make bombs

  • Perched shadily on a rooftop, as you were.

  • yes toby your mom never drinks liquid...sure...

  • only toby would be a big enough derp to eagle fall 3:57 LOL the arm flail....

  • @TheGnomeboi it's almost as though it was ezio screaming

  • Mino Recoveri is from Brotherhood!

  • who's talking into a freakin party tube?

    HA.

  • :O my name is jacob!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I can't wait for him to meet his first stalker.

  • @chubbypencil lol that would be great XD He is at least lucky to not have the same glitchy issue I have :/ In Masyaf before you kick the statue down, Ezio keeps acting like hes going to double assassinate when I try climbing up there. :/

  • @chubbypencil i AM his first stalker!

  • @chubbypencil he has already wth at two top comments

  • @Lastabcismine which video???

  • @jman58890 i meant lol t the two top comments

  • @chubbypencil I was like "WHHHAAAT, NOOOOOO, What, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Girl" when i met my first one.

  • 3:57 - LOL

  • Why don't you have some fun?Ha,ha?Kill some civilians.It's great

  • best vid

  • Waiting for tobys first encounter with a stalker, that shall be hilarious

  • 9:47-do it.. dead silence

  • I finally sneezed during one of your videos!!

  • Toby needs to learn to be more subtle. It is the art of being an assassin.

  • wtf is SPONSOR mean?? toby says that a lot!

  • @AMAURIS966 A sponsor is someone who pays u to use their name, wear their name, or other forms of advertising, sadly none of the people he calls sponsors actually sponsor him

  • Get out of my life bird

  • 3:01 i like silly nuggets

  • 4:05 Most graceful Leap of Faith ever.

  • was it just me or was that paper dinosaur in that AD the most adorable thing ever.

  • THOSE GUYS ARE OTTOMANS WALKING FREELY AT THE ROAD THEY ARE NOT YOUR EMEMIES GOD DAMN IT!!!! STOP KILLING THEM THEY WILL HELP YOU IDIOT.

  • the way toby doest look surprised with the assasins helping him really make he look like a pro! :D and he is!

  • if you came to laugh, then jump to 8:36

  • TOBY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FACTION BUILDINGS!!?!??!?!?!? O__O

    i thought he played brotherwood?

  • I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR A STALKER COME AND STAB TOBY IN THE BACK!

    HIS REACTION WILL BE PRICELLES! XD

    thumbs up if you want it to happen (i know everyone want it ¬¬) )

  • @Domenicomn ...but not the stabbing part :I

  • @Domenicomn When i saw this comment for the first time i didnt know what a stalker is. I thought, who the hell would want toby to get stabbed in the back?

  • @Hattheknight a stalker is a templar hitmen hired to kill ezio from behind when you less expect,toby is the perfect person,when i finish the game myself (beacause of the spoilers) i will wacth and facepalm myself by wacth toby play assasins creed revelations.

     when i got "stalked" the first time when i was playing with my cousin,i freaked out!

    and thought, "thats why ezio prefer the rooftops!

  • toby,by pickpocketing you get a 100 money in ONE HOUR but by ignoring everyone and saving time/gameplay/fun you can get 1000 in one minute by upgradinng and using BANKS! :D

  • lol i like how toby reacts to not having 100% sync ahhaha and how he talks to the characters lmao

  • how much do you wanna bet that toby is gonna die at some point due to a stalker cause he forgot to read about them out loud?

  • When you stole money, they said you bastard, donkey, and get the fuck off, @2:00

  • I HAVE FINALLY SNEEZED! I LOVE MY LIFE.

  • this video has no cute or win, but an a whole lot of fail

    

  • kid: mom im going out

    mom: why?

    kid: i gotta kill the 17 people who disliked this video

    mom: ... im coming with you

  • thumbs up if you are Turkish

  • omg. he is still doing the voice.

  • lol, he breaks his cup, then the guy is complaining,

    Toby: Ohohohohohoho Gimme yo money. *robs* *climbs walls*

    Me: LOL

  • Why is everyone making a big deal out of him pickpocketing? I don't see the big deal. Sure, it's kind of pointless, but it's not hindering his gameplay or anything.

  • @NataOtum no it makes him get noticed then he gets killed by guards.

  • »»───knee───►

  • retard you should've been arrested stop friggin killing irrelevant people

  • @TheMRepicdude stop being a douche man he's playing to be funny not be a hardcore gamer

  • "Get outta my life bird!"

  • Me: *reading* oh stalkers .. Oh no!

    Toby: *talking away*

    Me: I hope he knows that it said stalkers try to KILL YOU! you would probably think they love you until they killed you.

  • Toby, hold A while climbing. HOLD

  • A: YOU NEED A WALKING TUTORIAL ?

    TOBY: wud u.. ohohoho that's funny, a walking tutorial... gimme your money.

    can't stop laughing.

  • y u no buy more medicene *Insert Troll Face here. * :D

  • Wait a sec... "Stalkers" ...

    I'm wondering if I want to buy this game now...

  • toby- Pickpocket, then run. THEY CAN'T CATCH YOU ON ROOFTOPS.

    So far as I know.

  • thx you are not to bad

  • That wall must be a great doctor

  • You should use Hook and Run mor often, it looks sweet!

  • 7:52 scared the hell out of me @>@ thought someone was yelling at me in the house

  • @LifeNperspective Really? I could barely hear it...

  • @LifeNperspective i tought that was my steo dad getting mad when playing cod

  • accent has been getting better slowly... like an old snail driving a prius to canada from europe speed.

  • Show. Him. Mercy.

  • <3

  • Toby, they're GONNA attack a den!Tone down the illegality, there!

  • I completed this game today. It makes watching this painful...

  • There is also a book for revelations, If only Toby wrote it. :)

  • whos the villain in revelations, rodrigo (who got pope so he should be super villain) is dead and he was the leader of the tempest. so who is more supervillain?

  • 3:04-4:12 should be a highilight XD

    

  • i can't wait to see his expresion when a stalker stabs him

  • YOU NEED A WALKING TUTORIAL?!

    man, this istanbul dude has been playing too many video games

  • This game has a nice soundtrack.

  • lol when he said "get out of my life bird' i said 'but you need the bird! when you nod at it people die!!...well the target doesn't die sooo... maybe you don't" XD

  • 3:59 That's a fail that's a leap of faith fail! Roll the next clip Steven

  • No, seriously, my mom is not an alcoholic, she doesnt drink liquid, EVAR!

    ;)

  • I paused the vid, talked with a person, came back, sneezed, THEN I pressed play.

    Am I blessed, or does that not count?

  • In AC2, Lucy comments that she programmed the haystacks under viewpoints; so that he wouldn't have to climb all the way back down.

  • Lol..the synchs remind me of school wok.

    "50%?..What?? I DID MY WORK!"

    I wonder if Toby was like that in high school.

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  • Man all this sneezing during your videos calls for quite a bit of Kleenex brand Extra Smooth Tissues...

    SPONSOR

  • skunk oil is used to make Stink Bombs XD

  • At 2:47 Ezio grabs the guys balls

  • @ParodyMasterFTW thats where he hid sack...POUCH... MONEY, IN THE POUCH...I hate my life

  • tobuscus you rock

    

  • Well Toby, maybe the synchronization failed is because u weren't supposed to kill the guard...

  • My brother likes how obsessed you are with the name 'Jacob'....as he is also called Jacob :o

  • at 2:08 i swear someone says hey shane xD

  • lmao toby saying "sukaa" at 08:50

  • you should play fifa 12! :D

  • i just finished this today, after about 2 days of playing, and i swear i spent 50% of the time i played calling ezio an idiot and yelling at him for not doing what i wanted him to.

  • Your mom wanted you to be a dentist? This explains the perfect teeth...

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  • stop friggin pickpocketing!!!!

  • @hobbitgirl42 thats the only way to get money lol

  • @hobbitgirl42 Let him play the way he wants, gtfo.

  • @TravistyRavage Or, get this, you can gtfo.

  • @hobbitgirl42 he's not pickpocketing, they're just paying the price for getting in his way.

  • @hobbitgirl42 let him do what he wants to do it is his choice not yours

  • @hobbitgirl42 Why should he? He can do it if he wants to.

  • watching Toby play this is the most frustrating thing ever!

  • TOBY: When it says pickpocket, it means PICKPOCKET, not pickpocket and KILL

  • @Sawyster except in a lot of missions it says DO NOT KILL; therefore the precedent if the game doesn't want you to kill the guy is to say to not kill the guy

  • renovating buldings and other constructions gives you money like every several minutes

  • @MadSpaceCow lol

  • "you look weird, you look like a human."

  • So I'm going to just put this out there. Toby, you must wish your name was Jacob because you always call someone that. It's either that or some kind of sick twilight thing going on. No, I didn't capitalize "twilight" but that's only because it's not worthy!

  • lol, buy buildings. seriously. u'll get much more money at the banks. then u can buy all armor and weapons u want. ^^ epic game play btw!

  • Toby: Wait... what's that?

    Me: Oh no...

    Toby: Let's go check it out.

    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • Ezio is hot. <3

  • 3:58 laughed so fucking hard!