【ONE PIECE】むぎまんが大王【あずまんが大王OPパロ】

[mewmewMarsu98]

1:04 Luffy: GIVE ME MEAT!! *bite*

[blackRabbitalice1]

マジでちょーすっげえー♪  ───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

[NoctLucis]

lol not much brook though

[cagallizala25]

Timing is a little off.

[carlogv]

XD so funny!

[xXHoopsx]

1:04 I want a mini Luffy too :(

[MonkeyFangCatseyes]

0:52 I'm just putting this comment here so I can watch Zoro yawning over and over.

[OtakuPirate]

I love how they incorporated Chopperman in this too :D

[themangakawolf]

needed more Luffy :p

[lordofdarkness111]

OMFG ITS CHOPPAMAN >:D YAAAAAY :D

[sanedo0]

this is parody of ...?



[DratiniChanbr]

@sanedo0 Azumanga Daioh

[HimitsuTanuki]

@sanedo0 azumanga daioh

[naruxsakufan]

loved it!



[HostAlice]

Ahhh! XD Favs

[aoiniina]

luvly!!

[csoKurobahulirudokai]

にてないｗ乙

[LastGirl13]

WIN!!! So GREAT! Wonderful job subarashii~~!!

[Autumn0sama]

oh..my..god...You spelled animation wrong.

[pikaparty]

@Autumn0sama I thought it was on purpose. Like ani"meat"ion

[invaderflareon]

My computer's not letting me play it... I hate this computer... TT-TT

[p111981]

好可愛喔！

[IluvDeidaraandShika]

Okay, this is eating me.

Who's teh dude with teh blue hair?

[xxChaosQueenxx1]

franky, a new strawhat

[nakar27]

xDD great!!!

[FUKOCHAN01]

jajajaja god

[mangamunki12345]

i love azumanga daio and one piece! thnx 4 makin' this!

[TheRossu]

yay! nice

[rankoo123456]

azumanga diao xD or something like that :)

kinda cute lol

[forestelement]

I love the beginning.

[a55471908]

真是太強了 哈哈哈哈哈

[ThisIsYouth]

ahahahh brook-kimura ahahahaha!

[wav222]

kawaii

[coolcrazyman]

lol at srry i forgot his name love the anime but havent seen it lately biting chefs...forgot his too hand

[csbopol]

LoL

[weirdassjoe]

so funny

[HeiHolaHello]

...This one sucked ass

[chibiosaka]

lolz, "the animeation"

[ShinigamiCorona]

Chopperman! :D

[zachriAKAfionn]

Epic Win XD

[Mekuso8]

KAWAII!! \o/

[therevolutionaryTM]

It's cute how they had all the Strawhat crew's birthdates and their bounties in the song. lol Chopper's only worth 50 beri.

[UltraDevil92]

non ho parole! è troppo bello *w*

[Izunafan101]

these parodies are fun to watch XD

[Ynnepchan]

lol kool! XD

[Kaohi201]

That is one cute animation.

[acinom18]

Franky! <3 so cute!

[SenFushigi]

that's so funny and cute at the same time...^^

[sarutobi3333]

tony tony chopper as the "i am god cat" lolXD

[LittleBuckyKatt]

OMG BROOK! x3 I'm so happy you put him in here! <3 And he was appropriately cast xD LOL. The vid was awesome!

[Cristel]

I love Luffy on Sanji's hand. x'D

[UchihaEna]

kawaii! ^^ Sanji in the keko suit ^^;;

[PIaird]

Yotsubato ftw. o-o

[PieLover777]

That is just amazing

xD

[NabbiChan727]

OMG THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME~~

[Rukiaxibi]

lol

[SATEKO0310]

ワンピがあずまんがに！？...たしかにほのぼのですが...

[lordsjaak]

whahahaha really funny it is cool thing to do it XD

[raifanatic]

I. LOVE. YOU. (faint)

[ZoroxDeJi]

Zoro: can I slap her awake?

De-Ji: no.

[raifanatic]

Sanji: i'll slap you DEAD if you do that.

Takono: (wakes up) no fighting!

[ZoroxDeJi]

Zoro: I was kidding. Lighten up.

De-Ji: ...

[raifanatic]

...(singing off key) LIIIIIGHTNING STRIKIIIING!!!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: MY EARS! MAKE HER STOP!!!

Zoro: (covering ears) what?

[raifanatic]

thats the only part i know! i even forgot the tune XD

[ZoroxDeJi]

XD I blocked it out of my head so I did too.

[raifanatic]

(sings it again)

[ZoroxDeJi]

(winces)

Zoro: (sings milkshake badly)

[raifanatic]

(stops and twitches, then gets an ice cream truck and throws it at zoro) SHUT UP...

Rokuu: O.o

Sanji: yay! (looks at deji) i mean uh... stop?

[ZoroxDeJi]

Zoro: (cuts it in half) you missed.

De-Ji: (glares at all of you)

[raifanatic]

Sanji and Rokuu: WHATD I DO??

Sanji: (apologetically) AND I SAID TO STOP! DEJI CHANN!! (gives her a hug)

Takono: dude. control. please.

[ZoroxDeJi]

(doesn't move) you just did it to get on my good side. Rokuu, control your twin.

Zoro: (glares and growls at Sanji) I know how you mean it, but I still don't like it.

[raifanatic]

Sanji: (glares at zoro) i wasnt talking to YOU.

Rokuu: impossible.

[ZoroxDeJi]

Zoro: (keeps glaring at Sanji) well I was talking to you.

De-Ji: true...

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: COOL! Random fight!!!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: Luffy! hi dude!

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: HI!!! *stomach growl*  Do you have any meat?

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: no, sorry. But I have half a potato if you want it. :) (holds out potato half to you)

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: *grabs potato and swallows* SANJI!!! I'M HUNGRY AGAIN! *jumps up & down*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: YEAH SANJI!! FEED US!!!

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: Right away Deji-swan ~*~*~* !

Luffy: OI SANJI! WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Sanji: You'll get yours in an hour or three...

Luffy: *pout*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: arigato, but can Luffy have a little snack too? :)

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: Whatever you want Deji-swan ~*~*~*!

(throws to Luffy small piece of meat)

Luffy: Sanji I want more food!

Sanji: I said in an hour or three!

Luffy: (pouts even more)

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: (sweatdrop) thanks... (sneaks Luffy some food) (whispers so Sanji can't hear: It wasn't from me!) XD

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: WHY THANK YOU!!!

Sanji: *turns around*

Zoro: *wakes up*

Nami *makes scary face*

Chopper & Usopp: *panic*

Luffy: *sweatdrop* Oops...

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *sweatdrop* Luffy... :D ohayo Zoro! Don't kill me Nami...

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: Zoro, lend me your swords so that I can kill Luffy...

Zoro: I wanted to do it, but you can do the honors.

Luffy: O_O; ...

[ZoroxDeJi]

you can't kill your captain! *stands in front of Luffy*

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: $%*#&%@!!! GET OUTTA THE $&%*ing WAY DE-JI!!!

Chopper: *was so scared that he jumped into the sea*

Zoro: *jumps into sea to rescue Chopper... and to hide*

Nami: LUFFY YOU BETTER APOLOGISE BEFORE I SAW YOU TO PIECES!!!

Luffy: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!

... Maybe it's not a good time to tell her how much I spent on food yesterday...

Robin: *puts a hand on Luffy's mouth and shuts him up*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: he only had a little food...

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: *laughs* It's amazing what you can get into around here with a little food!

Nami: *facepalm*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *sweatdrop* that's our Luffy...

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: *signature laugh*

*stomach growl* Hey Sanji-

Robin: *uses her hands to shut him up again* Here we go again.

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: Luffy, can't you wait a few hours? I know you've gone days without eating...

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: But not eating for 20 minutes disrupts my eating schedule! *pout*

Nami: *facepalm again* Then how the heck did you survive all the fights we had so far?

Luffy: ...... I have absoulety no idea.

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *sweatdrop* I think you'll survive. In fact, I think you need to start a different eating schedule.

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: But Usopp said that I'll starve to death if I don't eat an average of 300kg of meat per day!

*everyone stares at Usopp*

Usopp: Uhhhh... hehe... I wonder what Luffy's babbling about... hehe...

[ZoroxDeJi]

Usopp... tell him the truth. About only eating 3 meals a day.

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: Oh okay... Luffy, there really are only 3 meals a day.

Luffy: *laugh* Okay, that is really obviously a lie! *uncontrollable laugh*

Everybody: *sweatdrop x10*

Usopp: Sorry De-ji, I tried.

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: that's ok Usopp... Have we tried tying him down yet? he'd probably just escape.

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: It's worth a shot! *get rope and makes creepy face*

Luffy: O_o Wait, what are you trying to do?!

Usopp: Don't worry... this won't hurt a bit! *evil cackle*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: O.o Usopp kowai...

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: Oi, Luffy! Don't tie me up! I'm not turning evil, I swear!

Luffy: There. The evil spirit will be gone in a few hours... or days.

Usopp: HELP!!!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: O.O Luffy! That's mean! It's Usopp! (whispers to Usopp: I'll sneak you some food at mealtimes if I can't get you untied)

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: *laugh* Don't worry, I've handled evil spirits before! He'll be fine! Now what's the next step? Throw him into the ocean or something? *scratch head*

Usopp: O_O Okay I'm doomed. Oi, Luffy... uh... the evil spirit has left me already!!!

Luffy: Oh? I guess i did it correctly then.

Usopp: *phew*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: congratulations! *throws confetti* now untie him. *points to Usopp*

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: *hardly listening* WHOOHOO!!! I got rid of an evil spirit! *bangs party poppers and blows balloons*

Everyone: *scary face gla~~~re*

Luffy: Oh okay okay I'll untie him... Oh s***, how did I get this knot to be this tight?

Nami: *facepalm* It's no wonder we always get into trouble...

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *sweatdrop* *takes out knife* here Usopp.. *cuts the rope* Luffy, don't use your superhuman strength to tie a knot again, unless you're tying up somebody you practically beat to death.

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: YAY! Captain Usopp is free at last! *laugh*

Luffy: Cool! By the way, do you always carry a knife with you?

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *laughs* yep. it's kinda like a machete, but different.

[4evadiamondz]

Chopper: She has a knife with her?! *hides behind Zoro backwards*

Zoro: Knives huh?

Luffy: What's a machete?

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: don't be scared... *smiles* yep. It's like a knife, but the size of your forearm.

[4evadiamondz]

Chopper: THE SIZE OF A FOREARM?!?!?! *hides behind Zoro in Guard Point*

Zoro: Oi oi...

Luffy: Now why are we talking about knives again?

Nami: Because you're you.

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *sheathes knife* sorry Chopper! You know though, you're gonna need a bigger hiding place if you're in guard point. And Luffy... nevermind.

[4evadiamondz]

Chopper: *rolls behind Franky*

Franky: Are you implying that I'm big?!

Luffy: Yeah, you are.

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: that's not really what I meant, but ok... Franky, you're not fat. Luffy, don't tell him he is just because you're a twig!

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: Haha, twig~

Franky: OW!! YES I'M NOT FAT!!! *SUPER pose*

Luffy: Twiggy twiggy twiggy~

Nami: Oh great, look at what you got the rubber idiot into.

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: sorry.. don't hit me...

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: Nah, only the boys are worth hitting on this ship.

Luffy: Twiggy~

Nami: IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA THROW YOU OVERBOARD!!!

Luffy, Usopp and Chopper: *hide in a corner and whimper*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: they're not being that annoying.. *slips Nami some beris while talking* I think they can be ignored.

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: *eyes turns into beris* Whatever you say onee-sama!!!

Everyone else: *phew*

Usopp: Thank you, our saviour! *bows down*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *giggles* you go too far! *slaps Usopp lightly on the back*

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: *back cracks* owie... Captain Usopp always knows when to appreciate help! (especially when he knows he can't do it)

Chopper: *claps* COOL!

Luffy: Hey, their back to their stupid selves again!

Sanji: Who are you to talk?

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *gasp* are you ok? I didn't mean to do that so hard!

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: *gasp* I'm okay... *faints*

Zoro: BTW, we're kind of congesting this comment page.

Luffy: ZORO SUGEI!!! You can break the 4th wall!!!

Zoro: *sweatdrop*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: are you sure? *sparkly eyes eyes* YOU CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL?!! SUGEI!! you're amazing Zoro!

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: *sweatdrop x 10* Aw come on, anybody can do that! (even Luffy)

Luffy: Oh, I can? Oh right I can! Hey you! Yes that guy with the meat! Give me some!

Everybody else + viewers: *facepalm and sweatdrop*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *pouty face* so? I want meat!

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: Oi! The otaku out there with the meat! De-Ji wants some!

Otaku (from "real" world): Never! My precious...

Zoro: Wow. Lord of the Rings reference.

Luffy: De-Ji, some help?

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: hmm... oh! *holds out a copy of the one ring that looks exactly like it* trade?

[4evadiamondz]

Otaku: *wide-eye* Must... get... merchandise! *snatches ring and throws Luffy the meat*

Luffy: Yatta!

Sanji: Y'know, we could have just got some meat from the fridge.

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: ^^ this was easier. Besides, we need to save our meat, right?

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: Maybe, but don't you know what Otakus get in their food?

Everyone else: *disturbed face*

Luffy: Ugh... I think I'm losing my appetite.

Usopp: OH NO! A SIGN OF THE APOCALYSPE!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: O.O no... what do they get in it?

[4evadiamondz]

*dramatic music*

*lights darken*

Sanji: You... don't want to know...

*more dramatic music*

[ZoroxDeJi]

*looks around* o..k...

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: Oh well never mind De-Ji chwwan~! I'll just cook some for you straight from our fridge! ~~

Luffy: I want some! I want some!

Sanji: Didn't you lose your appetite?

Luffy: That was for only 7 seconds (a new record!).

Everyone else: -_-"

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: that's ok Sanji, I can wait until dinner. You can give Luffy what you were going to give me though.

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: But I put my love into every morsel of this meal~!~!~!

Ah, but alas, whatever you wish is my command, my precious De-Ji chwan.

Luffy: YOSHA! Ittadakimasu! *chomp* Say, this is really better than what you usually cook for me Sanji!

Sanji: That's because you'll eat mud if I told you it's meat.

Luffy: That makes sense. *chomp*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *rolls eyes* whatever you say, Sanji... Hmm.. I should try the boy's food sometime.

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp: Well I saved last night's mushrooms in the back of the fridge...

*recieves Sanji glare*

Sanji: You mean... YOU DIDN'T CLEAR YOUR PLATE?!?!?!

Usopp: *whimper* Save me!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: Sanji go easy on him, he probably wanted to save some for later, right, Usopp?

[4evadiamondz]

Usopp (rare honest moment): Nope I just didn't like mushrooms, as stated in the manga...

Sanji: *Super Saiyen*

Franky: OI! OI! The ship's gonna get burned!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: oi oi.. Right after I tried to get you out too.. You deserve his wrath now.

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: YOROKONDE!! *tackles Usopp*

Franky: THE SHIP! WATCH THE SHIP TEME!

Usopp: WAIT I HAVEN'T WRITTEN MY WILL YET!!!

Luffy: You'll leave me all your food right?

Usopp: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!! *play dead*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: yorokonde? what does that mean? O.O you killed him! *pokes Usopp*

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: It means "with pleasure" my little De-Ji chwan~

Chopper: OH NO! USOPP'S DEAD!!!

Franky: Maybe if I use mouth-to-mouth---

Usopp: I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE!!! SEE? *waves arms*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: oh. And could you back off just a bit, please? *sees Ussop and Franky* *trying to not laugh*

[4evadiamondz]

Luffy: *pushes Franky and Usopp over the ship*

Phew... I thought they were gonna do something Yaoi-like.

Zoro: Where the freakin' heck did you learn that word?! Damn those Yaoi fangirls...

Usopp: *gasps and breathes* I'm okay...

Franky: I'm never gonna offer first-aid ever again...

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: yeah, stupid yaoi fangirls... bleh. It's so wrong... *looks over the side* you two ok? *turns to Zoro* could you bring them back aboard, please?

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: *smirk* Do I hear ~pretty~ please?

*fangirls scream and faint*

Nami: *bonks Zoro on the head* Unless you wanna be crushed to death by me and the fangirls (mostly the fangirls), YOU BETTER GET THOSE TWO UP IN 10 SECONDS!!!

*Zoro rescues those two in 8.39 seconds*

Zoro: *huff* Nami that was a death threat!!!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: psshhh.. I was just trying to be nice. I had to say it to Sanji too you know! *stops timer* new record! *smile*

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: New record?! OH YESH!!!

Sanji: You only got that fast because of a fangirl threat? That's pathetic...

Zoro: Oh yeah? *idea light bulb* If you don't make it to the other side of Sunny in 2 seconds, I'll kill all your fangir-

*Sanji runs there in 0.00047 seconds*

Sanji: ME FANGIRLS ARE SAFE!!!

Everyone else: *facepalm*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *shows Zoro the timer* yep. *rolls eyes* Wait Sanji, wouldn't that make you more pathetic than Zoro?

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: I WOULD RATHER BE PATHETIC THAN NOT TO BE WITH MY LOVELY FANGIRLS~!~!~!

Zoro: Alright, alright, we get it. You're pathetic.

Sanji: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU SHITTY MARIMO?!?!?!

Zoro: Oh sorry... *gets bullhorn* I SAID- YOU'RE PATHETIC!!!

Nami: *bonks those two on the head* Both of you, stop Capslocking!

Zoro: *goes down along with Sanji* At least... I got a new record... *bang*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *edges slowly away from Nami* are you ok?

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: ME IS OKAY DE-JI CHWAN!!! *grammar inpaired*

Zoro: ZZzzzzzZZZZzzz...

Nami: I'm okay, mostly. But our capslock needed fixing. AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE POST COMMENT BUTTON?! I CAN'T CLICK ON IT!!!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: uh... 'kay... And I'm assuming Zoro is ok since he's sleeping... I have no clue what's with the comment button.. I was having trouble with the reply button for a while though.

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: Hey, the button is okay now! (yesicansavelotsamoneyfixingit­!!!)

Zoro: Huh? Is it morning?

Nami: *bonks Zoro*

Uh... wait... Yes it is. Here that is.

Zoro: *mutter* Women...

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: cool! oi.. I'm a woman but I'm not like Nami. Neither is Robin. Don't stereotype.

[4evadiamondz]

Sanji: Aww come on De-Ji chwwan~ Let's not care about stereotype-concious people, especially those with moss on their heads!

Zoro: Oi oi oi... Just because I'm badass doesn't mean I'm stereotype-concious like those 4kids freaks.

Sanji: Shitty marimo, badasses who aren't stereotypical is just against the rules of anime!

Zoro: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!

*everyone looks confused*

What?! I've always wanted to say that!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: *laughs* that was funny...

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: Thank you, at least SOMEONE gets my reference...

Nami: Please Zoro, never do any LK references again...

Zoro: *slump* Oh fine...

Sanji: Super special awesome!

Nami: *bonks Sanji* YOU TOO!

*Sanji faints with heart eyes*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: no problem. Why not? it was funny. Oh and thanks, Nami.

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: *ok sign* No prob!

Zoro, you'll have to pay a fine the next time you go stereotype.

Zoro: Holy sh** on a sh-

Nami: I SAID NO LK REFERENCES!!!

Zoro: I geddit woman!

Nami: Stereotype! Pay up!

Zoro: What?! Where did I go wrong?!

Nami: You said 'woman', therefore making the impression that all women are alike. Fork it up!

*Zoro swears silently and pays up*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: I don't really see how that's a stereotype but ok... *gives Zoro some sake* better?

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: Hah... Much better.

Sanji: Oi, thank her.

Zoro: Fine, fine. Thanks De-Ji.

Nami: Oh, it's only slightly stereotype. But I JUST wanna make Zoro change his ways of thinking...

Luffy: But Nami, you seem to want more money than to change him.

Nami: SHUT UP!!! By the way De-Ji, I was on Deviantart, and I saw a pic of someone who seemed like your sister or firend... kissing Luffy.

Luffy: Huh? What's a kiss?

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: O.o Zoro being polite? yikes... By the way, if you change how he thinks, he won't be Zoro anymore. That would be sad. *smiling* was it Suta? straight blonde hair and blue eyes?

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: Yeah yeah it's Suta! She looks so cute!

Luffy: I agree! *waves hands* And Zoro being polite is like Zoro actually not getting lost for once!

Zoro: Oi...

Nami: Just got a deviantart account, but we're too cheapskate to buy a scanner, so no pictures yet!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: :D that's so cool! Of course you do Luffy XD and be nice! I've almost gotten lost in my own house so I take that as a personal attack. But don't worry, I won't hit you, but I can get Nami to *evil grin*. Ooh! Can I know it so I can add you as a friend?

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: Sure you can! It's the same name as the YouTube username. And to do you a favour...

*hits Luffy on the head*

Luffy: Ow... I didn't say anything!

Nami: Were you about to?

Luffy: Yeah.

Zoro: Anyway, I hope there aren't any yaoi pictures on your account. Especially if it involves me with Sa- San- Sa- S... Sa-

ARGH I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO SAY IT!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: wow good insight. *frozen look of horror* ZoSan yaoi? *shudders* eww...

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: *fainted from the horrible thoughts of what Fujoshi fangirls created*

Luffy: Better than me with him!

Nami: For once, I agree with Luffy. But there are worse, I mean, I've seen Chopper with Brook...

Everyone else besides Zoro (who was still knocked out): *disgusted face... and Chopper fainted*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: O.o *dumps a bucket of water on Zoro* what?! Chopper and Brooke? that doesn't work at all..

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: I know, even SanZo was better.

Luffy: *pokes Zoro* Maybe if Sanji kisse-

*Nami uber-bonks Luffy*

Nami: NO! WE'RE NOT LETTING THE FANGIRLS HAVE THEIR WAY!

Sanji: Where did you get that shitty-idea?!

Luffy: Fanfiction. I can't read half of the stuff inside there!

Nami: The internet corrupts innocent minds...

Zoro: *wakes up* I just sensed that Luffy had a dangerous idea!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: you couldn't be more right Zoro. He was about to have Sanji kiss you to wake you up.

[4evadiamondz]

Zoro: *proceeds to beat up Luffy*

Nami: *giggles* Save your energy Zoro. Someone has a picture of you 98.5% naked for their YouTube background.

Zoro: WHO?!

Nami: *points at you-know-who* You have GOT to tell me where you got that from! I wanna use it to bribe the fangirls!

Zoro: *cracks knuckles*

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: O.O eep... I'll take it down! It's not too great of one anyway...

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: By the way, the real 4evadiamondz says that she couldn't stay on your YouTube page long enough to leave a comment without turning completely red or running into her room screaming (in a non-fangirlish sort of way).

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: oh.. tell her I'm sorry. That picture was only supposed to be up for a little while until I find a better picture.

[4evadiamondz]

Nami: Aww, what better picture is there? If you can make 4evadiamondz admit that she blushed on the internet I'd say you can do just about anything!

Zoro: *trying VERY hard to ignore* Nami, once I've paid my debt you're gonna be tortured to death!

Nami: Oh that's okay. I don't think you'll be able to pay it off either!

[ZoroxDeJi]

De-Ji: trust me, I have a worse one. aww come on Zoro, I almost missed my bus this morning to change the picture...