Hardly Working: Poker

[tehorcslayerr]

391 people don't know.

[bordit84]

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW

[JFuzzman]

The whole "I DON'T KNOW!" part made it seem so real. xD

[QuarterCoolMovements]

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW

[Nahaylem]

I don't think Sarah knew either....

[astroduc]

one minute and 30 second ad... great

[travis94falle]

Enjoy it you secret hand shakin assholes

[hackinlee]

RIP Headphone users Damn i have said that now for a couple of vids now

[IDoStuffInLife]

I guess he's getting his knives back...

[MatrixTime69]

HAHAHA. I forgot how funny this one is.

[enquivlug]

3 Years latter and I just got the joke lol.



[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

WTF, DAN! You're just as crazy as Amir!

[cristian3107]

Rainbows are Gay.

[Duelistic678Thinker]

the board is 85KKT... pat's hand is KKKT8.. no 2 kicker :P

[clingmarbleprod]

If you look closely you can see that they're playing poker.

[ToxicFail1]

How the hell does he have a two kicker?

[TiberiusOmega3]

"I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW!!" -pat

[232koolkev]

biggest derp face ever

[Jonassoe]

Does anyone even know the rules of this game?

[mediarulestheworld]

Did...did a pair just beat a three of a kind?

[Trojanslax49]

@mediarulestheworld full boat=full house

[Platinum400]

1:04 Dan's shirt is awesome lol.

[VasiliKolovsky]

Lawl he wouldnt be able to yell, he punctured both his lungs

[aaronhi50]

That actually looks pretty fun. Just some guys (and a girl) sitting at one table playing poker. Or are they DILLY DALLYING?

[NeKoShinn666]

Rainbows r gay...

[The1Godforever]

lady luck is a cruel mistress

[Zazzatron]

"MAIGOD, OMAIGOD!!"

[youmotherfluffer]

rap teacher much

[llThislGuyll]

THIS GUY

[200meggie]

i can see it

[RiverSongMelodyPond]

what?

[Gallo1307]

RAINBOWS ARE GAY!

[kitopkho]

I lol'd at Dan's high pitched screaming at the end

[MrX3joe]

my first ch video

[enemY1990]

Come to think of it... "2-kicker"

What the hell can a 2 kick? :P

[6868818]

press 8 then 7 then 1.

[ItachiCat]

After watching this after 2 years since it came out, im just now considering the fact the Pat was answering Dan's question. LOL, im such a fail

[123lightingman]

All right fartknockers..

[chalz23]

there is no 1:09!

[AIRFORCEismyfuture]

E=MC2 lol at the white board



[TheVerandaguy]

Lol knife nipples

[nemayapustota]

i use to have 2 thumbs then i took an arrow to the knee

[bluusch]

@nemayapustota Unfunny, over-used, unoriginal joke.

[blackcatHA]

rainbows are NOT GAY! lol 

[TheEvalutor]

why is streeters glasses upside down?

[AwkwardPancakesss]

Only CollegeHumor can make a 1 minute and 10 sec video that makes my day happy and worthwhile

[wowzaz97]

twas a dream

[panzR696]

rainbows are gay

[A2ZDemise]

BAM! right in the nipples!

[BJames187]

you can see pats cards @ 0:24

[zesty555666]

FUCK THESE ADS IN THEIR DESERVING ANUS'

[Roronoa2zoro]

What? No "R.I.P. Headphone users" comment? You inconsiderate bastards!

[Zwobert]

Rainbows are gay !

[Ace1of2Spades3]

did you guys notice dan's shirt? Rainbows are gay!!!

[123wc123]

Dan looks jacked at 1:04

[GeneralNonsenze]

Streeters glasses are.... the wrong way.

SomethingCEPTION

[TheMLVideos]

Who has two thumbs and didn't see this coming?

THIS GUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH

[ssutoh1]

HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA INSERT RETARD LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[theseabast]

The rainbows always get revenge >:)

[PoptartsCh0c0l4te]

oh no...he ruined his pretty yellow rainbow t-shirt

[teenagestudio]

MAKE THEM STOP...

I WANNA GO TO SLEEP.

[qrrbrbirbel1]

dan is awesome

[chevyuzi]

David Luiz: NOT ME! NOT ME! NOT ME!

[phillipg597]

thumbs up if you noticed E=Mc2 on the whiteboard.

[olster118]

: O

[Darkpro777psn]

Anyone notice Streeter was wearing his sun glasses upside down?

[baioken]

@Darkpro777psn

wow how did you manage to spot this sherlock? Wouldnt have noticed in a million years.

[cooldonkeyfish]

@Darkpro777psn No we sure didn't because it's totally not obvious :?

[thelefter10]

@Darkpro777psn ok

[MrWhite240]

thats what you get for saying rainbows are gay bitch

[Killalemonade17]

Smooth

[lizardsrule4ever]

IN THE GAY RAINBOW TITS

[sodapoplad]

Wait a sec, on the whiteboard it says "tabula rasa" that's a reference to the traveler!

[BaconBarm87]

"Who's got 2 thumbs and is holding pats knives? This gaghahrharhargha!"

[EpicGamer229]

Rainbows ARE gay

[dannythethird]

Just press 1 and then 8, just, just do it (:

[TheJasstheman]

best.sunglasses.ever

[akaSAMaka1]

at 0:25 you can see pats cards

[Shadower645]

stabby stabby stab stab stab

[WestiGirl]

Alright fartknockers...

[actuallyNFxC]

this caused MY nipples paining!

[reydiyohed]

WTF

[LegoWarEditor]

Who else saw that coming?

[metalomarvel123]

those aren't diamond blades :)

[Rebel2MyDeath]

thats why the two thumbs joke gets two thumbs down

[nova0981]

Rainbows are gay T-shirt?

[samuelthedesoluteone]

where can i get some kick ass shades like those??

[ChilldudeVS]

"I DON'T KNOW!! I DON'T KNOW!!"

[kickyourass25]

@ChilldudeVS YES YOU DO

[ramafia09]

streeter definitely had an ace in his hand...

[alexhan6]

How did the film this?

[TheJamesHartnett]

@alexhan6 With cameras, I believe.

[nintendoman3ds]

thumbs up if your looking at this during that ad

[jaymezabc]

Is that the German flag on Dan's hat......YAY~

[failnooblol234]

LMAO 2 kicker

[ThreeK1dsOneCamera]

Pause at 25-26 and u can see Pats cards

[settah17]

I knew he was going to stab himself like four days ago.

[davo12322]

"Rounders" reference!!!

[evile920]

This guYAHHGAuGhshitGAUAHHH

[DieAndBehold]

I hope he gets better soon! Usually he's a funny guy, that Dan! :'(

[thatguyoverthere202]

if your gonna stab yourself twice just do it once

if your gonna stab yourself twice just do it once

[daemon2797]

@thatguyoverthere202 If you're going to say something twice just do it once. And use the correct form of you're.

[DonVJ321]

press 1, orgasm?

[dianeloveslavida]

dans shirt! :D

[PonyLover3100]

i want dans shirt!

[Mugetsu309]

Cant stop watching college humor.I have to go to sleep.....one more video.

[iLikethis28]

who has two thumbs and is a real idiot?

that guy (Dan)

[titansfordays]

i luv how they bleep some vids and dont others its weird

[xxxxxxxMagiiC]

lol

[ReconTrout]

...

[iTwinzUK]

WTF?!?!?!

[MrRcf14]

Omigod I couldn't stop laughing for 5 mins!!

[xD34DxxS1L3NC3x]

LMFAO

[LAsWeirdest]

Rainbows are gay???? Yes they do make me happy, maaaan!

<3 from LA.Liz

[WatchMeSpore]

1:04 he looks like Adam Sandler :P

[perdirtbags]

MORE JOSH



[160moebius2]

Knifed him self

[smangyou]

apparently pats very rich for only a rich man could buy a diamond bladed knife,the most treasured thing in minecraft

[lizardsrule4ever]

@smangyou actually, its the diamond sword

[TheBlekko]

@smangyou Is there money in minecraft :O

[nstrike45]

I DON'T KNOW ahhhhhhhhh lol!

[froggyman218]

LOOL Playing poker with mirrored sunglasses ...

[MrLucas1414]

not so fast FULL BOAT

[otamrof]

I dont know!!! I DONT KNOW!!!!!!

[gFk2cold]

mmmm the way sarah screams so so so sexy

[kidfromdownunda]

@gFk2cold Your strange

[gFk2cold]

@kidfromdownunda you're a gay hater who can't spell

[kidfromdownunda]

@gFk2cold No, your just very strange for saying that, I am not a hater i just think your wiered.

And so what if i dont add some things in punctuation.

Also don't be hypocritical... you start a sentence with a capital. How is that for spelling?

[gFk2cold]

@kidfromdownunda i just think its sexy is that wrong?

i was mainly talking about how you said "your" when you should have said "you're"

good job i'm sorry for disrespect.

[Th4tsWhatSheS4id]

@gFk2cold shut the fuck up

[ChaosDemon2124]

Lol those are the spring plastic blades that will push into the handle lol kids toy

[dleafninja]

at 0:25 his card r reflecting on his glasses

[nardigenti]

8 for nipple twister.

[himynameisshaad]

well that is what happens when you say rainbows are gay

[WeAreAirborne]

After every CollegeHumor video I find myself wondering...

...what the fuck did I just watch?

[emzluvsyaall]

There's always a bloody knife at the end of each rainbow.

[Drakonus78]

0:12 Streeter's glasses are upside down

[CertifiedSexacologis]

haha pat just sits their screaming i dont know! i dont know!

[SuperRandomToast]

Dan and streeter!

[MGLxxxx]

Oh my god. Oh my god.

[MrKyleSchick]

WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THE OTHER GUY CUT OFF BOTH THE GUYS THUMBS AND SAID,"WHOS GOT 2 THUMBS AND......"

[TheHarlemGhost2]

streeters glasses r upside down

[Duffizcool]

Rainbows are gay

[ROBLOXChris]

@Duffizcool Oooh...this brony is saddened...

[superemoboyz]

i don't know i don't know!

[michigander47]

don't be like Pat Cassels

[Harbour122]

That's fuck up. Lmao.

[LeonSK96]

I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!!

[bobby1291]

Why are Streeters glasses upside-down?

[xethros]

@bobby1291 there's a famous poker player that does that. seen him on one of those texas holdem tournament shows

[edgaralfaro15]

@bobby1291 because..... its streeter!

[MrCroodle]

@bobby1291 :cerealguyspitting:

[goodbadone]

@bobby1291 there is a dutch poker guy who is very known in the poker world and he wears em upside down.

So that he can see the cards well but not get blinded by the light hanging above the table.

[DarkAnderebu]

@bobby1291 Why aren't your's?

[Cryostar37]

Saw it coming

[coneconehead2121]

are streeters glasses upside down

[yashbansod94]

Whats the big deal. ohh his shirt.......yeah rainbows are gay!!!!

[FlaSH4LeB]

go go rounders

[YoungKeley]

i love how they juss sit there and scream

[Bulkymuscleman]

is the blood fake if not AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

[Talazorn]

with a 2 kicker? wtf

[LolifiedByMe]

Don't be like Pat Cassels. Never bet crystal blade knifes.

[gsxy92]

i bet the dude who lost knew he was gonna do that that's why he wagered his knvies.

[tFighterPilot]

@gsxy92 That's no dude, it's Pat Cassels!

[ihatetecmilenium]

" I DONT KNOW

I DONT KNOW

I DONT KNOW!!!"

[swimminglad100]

The guy at 0:58 is trying not to laugh haha

[Mcflicker123]

If they are wearing sunglasses then couldnt the other players see their cards in the reflection?

[JKindl2112]

gotta love the lil kid sunglasses

[hohomonkey1543]

pat has a king and a 2...

[RandomPonyProduction]

ahh the diamond blades! rotflol

[Alyssaluvsce]

Love how when he stabs himself that you have to read his shirt

[hatesunlight]

whiteboard = E=mc^2

pi=3.1.....

[U2beAdict]

Shirt say rainbows are gay so ture

[TheMedievalHamster]

Streeters glasses were upside down Lolmuch

[katisthedevil]

Whole blade in the chest? Deadliest warrior would call that an instant kill

[Jackvonblood]

@brassinyourass18 you need to watch more Hardly Working.

[therullstol]

what can i say? rainbows are gay!

[brassinyourass18]

First guy who left was wearing his blue sunglasses upside down

[dontbeanidiot101]

is it wrong that i laughed my ass off when dan stabbed himself?