I'm playing this game right now, and this is a hilarious review. My only two complaints are the text in the video being too blurry and the lack of footage you use.
I think you still need to nigger down the pitch and speed of the voice to get it like it was. He sounds like a bit of a nigger lover in the last 2 vids.
@dratsabREVIEWS This review is horrible,absolutely terrible.
First off:I like kaim as a character.
I find the fact that he is re experiencing his life watching people die of old age interesting and scary idea.Just imagine:If your best friend calls out to you and is 85-90 years old,and you don't want to confront them because it would be really weird and creepy for them to see you still young while everyone else aged around you.
@piromaniac9999 , this REVIEW really is my worst REVIEW to date. I was trying new things, and this one just went too long, and was nitpicky. All jokes aside, I liked the concept of this game, but a lot of the small details pissed me off, and ruined the experience. Janus shaking his ass at the boss, and the boss legit getting angry about it... total disconnect for me. Also, the QUEEN dressing like a slut. I mean come on, we are supposed to treat this game seriously?
Here is my review:This game is pretty good,but the strongest character so far is:Kaim.
He is the main character though,and honestly:Gets the most development.
We only get a small glimpse into both janus and the pirate girls persona,but we get a whole lot of development by reading dream sequences.
I actually like the way this game narrates as well,its much better at immersing a character by talking to people and reading stuff and finding out about them.
@dratsabREVIEWS I do think that the death scene so far of his daughter,is a bit melodramatic.We meet her,and she is dying immediately of some random disease.
Guess darkness fits the game, since it's so fucking niggerish the developers could just paint everything in black an leave only outlines. Like God of War 3, even that stupid fucking shit is more of a honest than this one.
@sdphost Yeah I got dragged into a bit of a rant with it... I'm trying to find my groove again, and I got pissed off that it wouldn't let the video I wanted to work and just released it as is.
Lost Odyssey blows niggerdicks.
cryptosporidiom 1 month ago
ICE CREAM SPERM!!!! :D
Visser0x 1 year ago
I'm playing this game right now, and this is a hilarious review. My only two complaints are the text in the video being too blurry and the lack of footage you use.
UberUberLeet91 1 year ago
I think you still need to nigger down the pitch and speed of the voice to get it like it was. He sounds like a bit of a nigger lover in the last 2 vids.
carlosmontros534535 1 year ago
Chris Benoit family simulator. holy fuck lol
Zeronightx 1 year ago
Too long; didn't watch.
amqz1 1 year ago
@amqz1 thats what your mom said bout mah peniz
dratsabREVIEWS 1 year ago 5
@dratsabREVIEWS ...and then you woke up.
Nazareeni 1 year ago
@dratsabREVIEWS This review is horrible,absolutely terrible.
First off:I like kaim as a character.
I find the fact that he is re experiencing his life watching people die of old age interesting and scary idea.Just imagine:If your best friend calls out to you and is 85-90 years old,and you don't want to confront them because it would be really weird and creepy for them to see you still young while everyone else aged around you.
piromaniac9999 2 months ago
@piromaniac9999 , this REVIEW really is my worst REVIEW to date. I was trying new things, and this one just went too long, and was nitpicky. All jokes aside, I liked the concept of this game, but a lot of the small details pissed me off, and ruined the experience. Janus shaking his ass at the boss, and the boss legit getting angry about it... total disconnect for me. Also, the QUEEN dressing like a slut. I mean come on, we are supposed to treat this game seriously?
dratsabREVIEWS 2 months ago
@dratsabREVIEWS
Here is my review:This game is pretty good,but the strongest character so far is:Kaim.
He is the main character though,and honestly:Gets the most development.
We only get a small glimpse into both janus and the pirate girls persona,but we get a whole lot of development by reading dream sequences.
I actually like the way this game narrates as well,its much better at immersing a character by talking to people and reading stuff and finding out about them.
piromaniac9999 2 months ago
@dratsabREVIEWS I do think that the death scene so far of his daughter,is a bit melodramatic.We meet her,and she is dying immediately of some random disease.
piromaniac9999 2 months ago
@dratsabREVIEWS At least it's not pretentious.
TheJikou 1 month ago
i would appreciate it if there were no fuckin hippy assholes in the game.
but i like the review, its very informative and critical.
didma 1 year ago
You're right, I don't know anything about that because I'm not one. You on the other hand, for having posted it...
dciguy01 1 year ago
Which accent do you use on speakonia?
98dar 1 year ago
@98dar NVM, Microsoft Sam.
98dar 1 year ago
I'm glad you're back. But I liked the last one. You got the voice a little too low this time. You'll get your groove back soon, keep at it.
PsuedoNam 1 year ago
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
StephanikaMS 1 year ago
i sense high levels of /v/irginity in this video
wolfcrab 1 year ago
@wolfcrab, I sense someone who doesn't get sarcasm.
dciguy01 1 year ago
@dciguy01 i sense someone has never heard of /v/, GTFO newfag
wolfcrab 1 year ago
MOAR
NeoTStyle 1 year ago
Guess darkness fits the game, since it's so fucking niggerish the developers could just paint everything in black an leave only outlines. Like God of War 3, even that stupid fucking shit is more of a honest than this one.
joaogrrr 1 year ago 6
@Roughdawg5 Speakonia sucks, that's why ;/
dratsabREVIEWS 1 year ago
lol
deneco4 1 year ago
every one is jealous i got first lolllololololol
WillMcCKill 1 year ago
nearly 9 minute review? That was going a bit overboard and because of it not as funny and drags. Try sticking to 2-3 minute reviews.
sdphost 1 year ago
@sdphost Yeah I got dragged into a bit of a rant with it... I'm trying to find my groove again, and I got pissed off that it wouldn't let the video I wanted to work and just released it as is.
dratsabREVIEWS 1 year ago 3
you're releasing videos too fast, stop it
donotfeedthetroll 1 year ago
@donotfeedthetroll Believe it or not, I used to release like 3 reviews a day when I first started. I just went off on a rant with this one.
dratsabREVIEWS 1 year ago
I love you. <3
TheRadicalOneNG 1 year ago
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WillMcCKill 1 year ago
@WillMcCKill
Die in a fire.
icetrey87 1 year ago 9
@icetrey87 jealous
WillMcCKill 1 year ago