Revenge of the Christmas Turkey

[EtienneLuu]

100th Comment!

[MrOrganikGaming]

Cop: What do I do about this turkey?

Station: Stand-by

Cop: Hes in front of my cruiser.

Cop: Hes no longer a problem.

[AvonLakeAirsoft]

I think the cop found it more funny than scary.

[TheDeathReava]

90th to like

[sniperv25]

Frig man, I think if I was that cop, I would go through all the paperwork just for discharging one round (into the turkey) and get it over with. Haha

[acl1075]

that turcky is big not it is small

[clintonearlwalker]

Are you kidding me?? This pig is scared of a damn turkey?? What happens when he has to take on 6 niggers with shotguns??

[111birdlover]

@clintonearlwalker hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice

[jaimefbaby]

@clintonearlwalker Well thats easy. . . I wouldn't have shot the turkey(s).

[shimazu32]

@clintonearlwalker

You're a fucking idiot.

[clintonearlwalker]

@shimazu32 Why don't you eat the peanuts out of my shit?

[Gutsman1986]

I'mma make that god damn voiceover guy drink a barrel of "Shut Up Juice"! :@

[KutasusWielgus]

The best thriler i have ever watched!

[Kzook]

A Turkey once did a 'Jaws' on me. Luckily I escaped.

[stuckerJT]

"Got that dinner I ordered?" LOL!!!!

[datkoolbrutha]

That turkey was like "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT STUFFING, AND CRANBERRY SAUCE" ha,ha,ha!

"Come out of that police car, and I'll show you how I feel about Thanksgiving"

[Woodythehobo]

VOICE OVER BASTARD MUST DIE, FUCK YOU!

[Slim99ful]

Man i wish a turkey come rescue me the few times i received a ticket!  Go turkey!

[GreatThunder1]

I would probably shoot that dumb bird..

[shakBboy]

Is soviet Russia Turkey eats you!

[leyeen]

run he shit over them

[andrewthebestes]

Dumb American. I would have just taser it, and also get free dinner.

[TheProGamer48]

My brothers pet turkey always attacked me, and I fought back, all you have to do is show the turkey who's boss, and don't run away from the turkey because the turkey will just chase after you. so show those turkeys who's BOSS

[diediediedie0o5]

i like how turkeys hate cops...

[djmocok]

The turkey was probably saying: "Are you the one who ate my friend Steve?". "I'm gonna fuck you up good you motherfucker, get the fuck out of the car you piece of shit! "

[haruhidude]

i got chased by killer chickens onc eon my aunts farm. NOT FUN AT ALL!!!!!! i was scared shitless at age 17 by chicekns. IM A BUFFALO WING CHAMP AND I GOT BEAT BY THEM!!!! I will have my revenge.

[TheGarcia350]

shows how pussy those damm pigs are

[TwilightsShadowNikki]

REVENGE OF THE TURKEY x)

this is the second video ive commented on sayin this.......

x)

[ZeroHumans]

since the police were they they should have slaughtered the criminals who were trying to murder this turkey

[nylrams24]

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[qq0452]

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[Bhakthi7]

TURKEY = GANGSTA!!

[miiror13]

if its anything like a chiken just kick it in the face and it will leave you alone after enoght times trying but turkeys are dangerous still they can spit 5 meters

[ZeroHumans]

@miiror13 shut up, turkeys are better than you. you should be kicked in the face.

[MydogPrincess2]

i would have hit the gas peddle

[trimahful]

what's the problem really, just honk one time, or what ever it's called.

[Silvertrine]

Turkey's have razor claws and a diamond sharp beak. Once angered they are earth bound killing machines.

[rosham82]

i think he took her baby or make her angry...rite?

[lkld93]

i'd tazer the shit out of that turkey

[xdeadgirl16]

Haha. Andrew brought me here, but I saw this on tv a long time ago. Lol. still great though.

[FueledbyKellyCristan]

haha andrew would enjoy this xD

[ATLluvr1]

haha goldstein brought me to this and it is very funny haha

[uhmlauren]

ohh i agree with the oh, goldstein comment. :D

[danielleFTW01]

haha Andrew Goldstein would like this..anything involving food!

[roxygurl2291]

oh, goldstein. :)

[stropparo]

and now your failure is complete

how many men 50 years ago ran from a turkey

feminization is complete

pussies with guns

[adamfrededwards1991]

lol i hope kids watch that

vodka for all

[jurassicxpark]

Next week the trevenge of the christmas ham

[fhfs]

man i'll kick the hell outta that bird make it dinner,dispatch was laughin her ass off.

[canbor]

wassup buddy??

lolololololololol

[angiesimon]

A turkey can flog you...stick the spurs in your legs...and it hurts!! Apparently you aren't from the country.

[thebootlets]

Hahaha Poor guy, I would be scared too. What would a turkey do to you though, peck you?

[georgiabeatflorida09]

did he say g. d. ?

[abcoffofme]

trap him pretty easily my ass..

[riotagus]

Why cant the police officer, tell the turkey to go and get stuffed ??? lol.

[gobluesgogo]

That turkey is showing his disagreement towards the "Thanks giving" holiday tradition.

Join the turkey's movement by ordering chicken on "Thanks giving" :)

[VictoriaKrueger1428]

Lol!

When Turkeys Attack!

[hamalinzor]

The commentary impersonating the turkey was hilarious, couldn't stop laughing.

[sharkoer]

jajajajaaja

[spoiledgirl3898]

haha itz all fluffy!!

[theponystory]

its not big , it is just close to the camera

[zatoth13]

turkeys can get pretty damn big. it looks about the size of the one that went kamikaze like into the front of my suv...tough birds, too: it got up and ran off.

[19biker99]

ddd

[AcolyteSilene]

"You better be ready to drink a tall glass of shut-up juice!"

[xbbaby]

Aww how cute...A cop scared to death of a harmless turkey...lol..

[shawho]

actually wild turkeys are quite dangerous when aggravated, and that one was obviously aggravated. usually they run when people are near.

[AcolyteSilene]

Probably worse if some moron tries to steal their eggs.

[zatoth13]

they are dangerous when you're driving down the road and one decides to fly into your freakin' car...scary too

[zatoth13]

birds can be pretty nasty customers

and i got my windshield broken by a turkey

[Mesina2]

And birds never forget which means you are fucked if you fucked with birds.

[alphahsiao]

Maybe the police training should add the item of how to fight and arrest turkey...

[thumpg]

did the guy the cop stop have to wait there or did the turkey save him from a ticket

[Mesina2]

If he go away that would be crime. D-:

[zatoth13]

he probably couldn't leave for an hour because he was peeing himself laughing in his car...

[NukeTheMongoose]

yay the turkeys finally attack!

[patrick334]

take the pepper sprey , pepper that bird all over then get the tazer and fry that thing ...

[citi0rhythm]

from this video i know that....human likes turkey, but turkey don't like cops, and cop are scared of turkeys... so human>turkey>cop?

[t4705mb6]

Wild turkey is simply delicious. This was an invitiation for dinner, not an assault. Those long necks are made for a firm grip.

[SmiertSpionem]

"eat me! Eat me!"

[MarvinsKitchen]

Ha Ha,

Give the stupid bird a kick, Pluck it, Stuff it, and eat it.

Make an example of the bird. Ha Ha LOL

[cpk93]

stupid yank cop, scared of a fuckin bird pmsl, id boot it in the head and take it home for dinner.

[KOOLDAVE1953]

Everyone needs a little Wild Turkey for the holidays.

[sillywabitz]

I'm surprised that windshield is still so clean. Turkeys eat a lot and sh** the same

[dreamweavers1]

He'll make a better cop

[124lizardwizards]

its a turkey, why dont you just drive when its on your hood, then it will fly off, and shouldt cops be looking for crime and not turkeys

[MorganMichaela]

asome

[ryusassori15]

police just arnt what they used to be.. kick the damned thing.. its not a bear, its an over grown chicken

[mmdghr]

hahahahahaha

[koldham100]

that's so funny. thats one hard turkey!

[Cab0cl0]

When I fist saw the pic for the video I thought it was a man in a giant turkey costume.

[dackjaniels555]

Why the hell would you run from a turkey lmao!

I would just lift my foot up and let it run into my foot face first if it pecked me or w/e i would shout and it and kick it (not to hard) and try to scare it away lol!

If it pissed me off i would srsly have to lay into that mother fucker, slit its throat and cook it tho. =/ yummeh.

[xylobthedestroyer]

son, have you ever been chased by a pissed off turkey, goose or swan? they can be quite quick on thier feet, really agressive and they pinch like a royal mother fucker when they bite (like getting nipped by vice grips)

[dackjaniels555]

On second thoughts I would have to defend my genitals somehow, apart from that I have no fear of teh turkey.

[AcolyteSilene]

Y'mean when they peck.

[DaWhiteWolffie]

@xylobthedestroyer They can also break human bones with their wings. O.o

[gotch09]

@xylobthedestroyer My pet duck gave me a black eye when I was about 5. I'm almost 60 now, and I've never forgotten. He' socked me in the face with his wing. Whatever it was that I did to set him off, I never did again. I walked away with a black eye, I kid you not.

[kingnarutorule]

mmmm... i got an eye on you mr. Turkey!

[HoLyCoUgAr]

first comment ho'shit turkey XD