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  • Wait! Dance aroud the maypole?! Well we're all Witches in Sweden then...

  • Stereotypes don't do anything but make the person spouting them look like an idiot. Case in point.

  • I see one on you tube now xD

  • I know a man who is a Wiccan and he is nothing like this at all. This sounds like a Wiccan stereotype. The only way I knew he was a Wiccan was that I mentioned how enchanted his garden looked and he smiled, and said he was a Wiccan. After that, he was more than willing to discuss his religion with me. Again, he was nothing like the stereotype presented here.

  • Flowing gowns on their "Corpulent" bodies. Real nice. I was a little surprised an Astrologer would would talk about people like that. For those who may not know; Corpulence is the amount of fat tissue a persons body has.

  • Total mispronounciation of the word samhain. it looks strange but it's pronounced so-wen. Sam hein? Lol, what is that? Damn woman, I don't even own a moonstone xD

  • ugh! that´s one of the worst pieces of crap + prejudice i´ve ever seen/heard.

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  • Well, if they weigh the same as a duck, they're a witch.

  • What abt the solitary practicioner? Lady, ur so full of DISINFO, & bible humping xtian propaganda, it's sickening!

  • What about pointy hats and black cats?? How embarassing to show how uninformed and misled you are in front of the world.

  • ... i dont travel in groups of 13....... dont wear moon stones..

  • Wait whats SamHein? I feel stupid. I don't even know what Sam Hein is.

  • Omg. It's the same thing. "I've been practicing this for 30 years and I know more than you"

    I'm tired of that. Let's just all get along. :D WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. I think dinosaurs are dragons and what will you do to stop me? I DO BURN INCENSE AND I AM BREATHING DREAM WEED RIGHT NOW. What will you do to stop me?

  • I have friends who are are witches, and they wear jeans and T-shirts, and barley any jewelry of any kind. you fail at this.

  • I am a PAGAN and I myself a witch..not all witches are WICCAN..We don't all "cavort" in the woods "sky clad". We use "so mote it be" to close any prayer or spell we work, as an affirmation that we have sent our wishes into the universe and it is done, not as a catch phrase. The most common and popular phrase I ever hear is "Blessed Be"..its like saying "God Bless you" LASTLY Most of us don't smell like sage and incense..we wear perfume like everyone else! Please stop misinforming ppl! Its rude

  • Someone should do one on how to spot a dumbass astrologer.

  • FYI, I am a witch....and its SAMHAIN we pronounce is like SOW-EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

    my "coven" has no set limit on members and we concider it a church. UUUGGGGGGGGGGGG.

  • Who runs E.V. anyway! Now Im miffed on 2 levels first they insult my Native heritage with "How to throw a Native American theme party for your children" and now this! Grrrrrrrrrrrr ...sorry to say this but expert village should be village idiots! E.V. YOUR OFFENSIVE,AND INSENSITIVE AND TOTALLY MISINFORMED!

  • She's sounding kind of prejudice and doesn't know crap about my religion!!!!!!!!!!

    I look just like a normal person!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's just sounding dumb! Blessed Be!

  • Ajoke of course.

  • This was very helpful. Please do a video on how to spot a terrorist.

  • This is completely ridiculous. I think this video should be taken down. Everything about it is wrong. For a channel called "expert village," you don't really know anything.

  • Hm, I think you need to brush up on your reading...

    Blessed Be.

  • O.o what? Is this a joke?

  • LMAO

  • I'm a witch, i dress like every other person you see. I am solitary, i do not work in a coven. I don't wear moonstone and i don't usually burn incense during the day. There are eight sabbats, and not all witches do rituals skyclad (i don't!)... Witch's are completely normal people, just like everyone else. Blessed Be.

  • @Bowie101Girl Exactly! Other than the fact that I usually wear my pentagram necklace, there is no way to tell I am a Wiccan unless you come over to my house and see my supplies.

  • @Bowie101Girl Thanks for clarification on how many sabbats there are. I'm a Wiccan too! I'm also a solitary.

  • dont let the christians see this!!

  • What crap! Most witches are solitary. Some are in Covens of large or small numbers of people. Some covens are hives branched off a much larger coven but they still visit during holidays. In open circles anybody is welcome to attend as a friend of the circle. Most skyclad or sexual ritual circles are a closed group of an even number of two to three couples. Nudity is often optional and most often during covensted meetings where the hives meet. There is no such thing as witch clothes in public.

  • kinda sounds like how you can spot a nest of jews by looking for their eggs

    

  • Halloween actually comes from "all hallows eve" meaning the day before all saints day. Which is the 1st of November.

  • "Sanhime"? that's what i heard, it's called Samhain, and we say "blessed be" more then "so mote it be". Oh and not all covens do skyclad rituals. This chick don't know what she's talkin about. x.x

  • im laughing at how she said Samhain... cluuueeelleess.....

  • I wear jeans and a t-shirt... And my pentacle is on my finger, Osiris is around my neck.

  • She didn't even pronounce Samhain right....duh.

  • This woman is an idiot.

  • Is this a joke? Not all witches look, act, or smell like this. We live in the real world with eeryone else, we just havedifferent beliefs. This is like saying all Christians wear modest clothes, smell like a hrch and say the rosary five times a day. How ignorant.

  • what century is this women living in?

  • let's start rounding em up and burning em again...tie a stone to them, if they sink, they weren't a witch! while were at it let's throw the commie traitors in there too...Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ.

  • wow.... what world does SHE live in? o.0

  • I dont wear flowing garments.. but youll see me in my mini skirt.

    I dont have a pentacle round my neck... more like a more like a sparkly love heart

    You'll see me in no coven.. more like with my spaztic friends

  • ummm, she sososoSSSOOOO missed it. lol.. fun to LAUGH at her assumptions. 

  • Okay. so. i do not smell like sage, i dont not wear flowing garments to cover my 'corpulent' body (as a man wearing a dress would be umm odd), not all witches have a coven of 13 or a coven at all, i myself am solitary. umm i dont wear a pentacle pendant, i do wear a pendant but it is a piece of deer antler ( i do have a pentacle tattood on my chest but anyways). i think this woman is living on cloud cookoo land :S.

  • "Corpulent", eh?

    I may be fat, but I can lose weight. You can't lose stupid.

  • "Corpulent"? Really?

    I may be fat, but I can lose weight. You can't lose stupid.

  • im wiccan my self and i agree this video is offensive, first off being skyclad into the wee hours of the night? you dont need to be skyclad to do ritual, second off we dont walk around in groups all the time, third covens can and will be larger then just 13 members and we dont all smell like incense and wear flowing clothing. the "hippy" era wore flowing clothing, and sometimes smelled of incense, does this mean their wiccan or a witch? No it doesn't

  • lols Stereotypes, much?

    I don't do any of that--other than the Sabbats, but that is part of my religion Wicca, not my practice as a Witch. I dress like any other teenage girl and act asany other girl.

    My religion is one peice of who I am, but not the sum of all my parts.

    <3

  • "To spot a witch, also known as a Wiccan" Since when!!!???

  • Girl! You must have some idea how stupid this is...

  • Um.... I disagree with this video. I'm a witch and this is actually kind of offensive....

  • ROTF! Ok, seriously she can not be for real. I can sometimes spit a witch but I sense this about them. And yeah some times the wearing of a lot of black might give them away. One day where I worked, there was this older woman that wore a lot of black and she had red hair. She was a hoot! I remember asking her if she was a witch ( I felt she was) and she said yeah and she was so sweet to me. Man I miss her. Anyway this video has got to be an absolute joke. Come to think of it, it is a very bad

  • How ignorant and offensive to us

  • .....................

  • Im studying Wicca, hopefully soon ill be able to call myself Wiccan. I am sixteen, male, wear jeans and shirts, and smell of de-oderant and sometimes aftershave, not insence. Nor do I wear Wiccan jewlery, but i hope to wear a pentacle. And, I celebrate and worship at the festivals in private. Am I really different to the rest then?

  • She forgot to mention they are lighter than ducks.

  • @Toolmusik No, once again as i told somebody else I hardly shop at hot topic, it is a religion, and if your gonna say that then i guess Christianity, Mormon, and all the other religions in the world are religion pointing to nothing. Plus, we do point to something!

  • After watching several of your videos, it is apparent that you would not know a witch if you tripped over one. Your information is highly inaccurate throughout all of the videos I've seen! So much for free speech. If you know so much about the mystical, could you do a disappering spell and vanish for us?

  • LOL She should be on the Comedy network. Awesome sense of humor. Samhain and Beltaine... I can't stop cackling.

  • YEA I SEE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING :( NOW

  • sooo a hippie?

  • why do so many people dislike this is it becuase she said wiccans are wicthes

  • @constance380 it's because she thinks she knows what she's talking about but she's realy just an ignorant person who doesn't know half the words coming out her mouth.

  • @constance380 It's because most of what she said is totally utterly wrong. I am a witch, i don't wear flowing garmets. I wear jeans and t-shirts like anyone else, I wear my pentacle on occasion but not constantly, I don't even own a moonstone, I don't run around in goups of 13, it's just me, I can't be "spotted" doing my rituals anywhere because i do them in the privacy of my own home. I NEVER go outside skyclad, i don't even go skyclad around my house! And I DO NOT smell like sage and insense.

  • @constance380 Also, while some of what she said may be true for some witches, it's NOT AT ALL true for all. AND it's a rare witch who would actually meet all those "requirements". What she is describing is a steriotype. This video is COMPLETELY misguiding. It must be a joke. -dislike-

  • oh god... shes on to us >_>

  • really are you sure? Last time i checked i wear skin tight clothes like skinnys and tank tops and i dont smell of sage.

  • You forgot to mention that they also weigh the same as a duck

  • @MultiBelievers no we don't, wth

  • is she for real right now...?

  • This woman must have a serious desease called verbal incontinence. That's the only explanation for all her videos where she talks, talks, but very little of what she says has any bearing on reality.

    And she calls herself Star Goddess, or something? Overinflated ego at best. May be she needs to see a doctor. What a pathetic....

  • The wiccan "religion" was made up for people to lazy or stupid to learn about a religion with actual dogma, but couldn't afford to join scientology (But can afford to waste their money at Hot Topic), and are gullible enough to believe in magic.

    You remind me of Insane Clown Posse fans.

    This video is bad. The uploader should feel bad.

  • @meric2 excuse me? 1) it IS a vary nice religion 2) it's more real the you think 3) I could go to Scientology, in fact, I know the differences between science and magic 4) i hardly shop at hot topic and i am just like any other normal person 5) gullible? really, so people can believe in god? but if we even think about magic we are toned down to being gullible, I know what magic is and I know it's real. 6) what does ICP have to do with anything 7) yes the video is bad but it's not true at all.GRR

  • I am sure this video was made to cause a stir in our community. She wants us to reply horrible comments.. I am sure of it. If not then she seriously needs more research.

  • lol

  • cant believe i wear a flowing gown to cover up my coupulent body, what a cheek, are you saying all witches wiccans are fat. as well as smelly well um how to spot a non witch they travel in crowds smell of money and corruption, are also fat and treat the earth like trash. i think its about time ladies like her should become loving and tolerant of others and understand that all people are individuals how we dress smell is personal as a wiccan witch and priestess i wish you love and light

  • she on drugs i think

  • o wow just... just wow.... she has NO clue what she's talking about....

  • Actually we have 8 Sabbats. And Samhain is pronounced Sow-in. I am a Capricorn High Priestess, who has been practicing for many years. And no, the corners of my mouth are turned down this time because of distaste over this video that so inaccurately portrays "How to Spot a Witch." Please educate yourself about something before you pretend to have knowledge about a subject.

    One more thing before I close, Wiccans and Witches can also be 2 or more different things. Brightest of All Blessings!

  • wierd...i didnt know i was in a group of 13...and i thought my perfume smelt like cherry blossems...not incents...i guess idiots can tell alot about ppl...NOT! wow...she's so stupid...

  • Hmm. I doubt she knows any witches personally...

  • She may know Astrology, but with no disrespect, this "description of a witch" sounds like something a 10 year old wrote.

  • How to spot and Aging, Hippy Douchebagette!

    making videos with over the line man hating tones, dresses like Madame Trash Heap, have a lazy left eye from the stroke it got from smoking crack under the bed of a motel 6 and having a neck that looks like my testicles on Thorozine. any questions? yeah i always see a group of 13 people! at midnight on halloween,naked, well there wouldbe 15 of us if i was there, me and my cock, but if everyone looked like thisid jump intomy ownbutthole, forever

  • i hate it when i walk by 13 women that smell like incense and are wearing floating garments, pentacles on their neck and moonstones on their fingers while chanting "so mot it be".

    I hate it when that happens

  • Wrong but good try

  • This poor woman is getting a load of stick. The New Age way at reasoning always paints a bullseye on its own head, it has become the religion of schizophrenia.

  • im sorry but everything you said is wrong before you speak look some stuff up first not all witches are wiccan and not all wiccan are witches we dont all wear pentacals or moon stones not all coven have 13 members we have 8 holidays sabats and estabets (you forgot yule) and its not the herbs your smelling its the stink of the crap coming out your mouth

  • Wow this was stereotypical. And witch isnt another name for wiccan. a witch is someone who practices witchcraft. you dont have to be wiccan to be one.......

  • okay there are 8 Sabbats not 4 and not all smell of herbs and we only where our flowing robes for our rituals not to pop to tesco's reasearch a bit more before you get out a amera and film a bunched of stereotypical nonsense you fool

  • the star goddess = wiccan

  • wow...I'm not sure wether to be insulted or laugh my a** off...This woman has no idea what she's talking about.

  • nice Book of Shadows and Crescent Moon pendant, if you weren't such a douche the Goddess would be proud

  • LOL . I THINK YOU NEED TO BE NOT SO SHALLOW ON YOUR STUDIES MY DEAR.

    As there are many people you just des. that are not a witch and im one.

    Do not call names one others, when you not know ones self.

  • This just goes to show this lady is a "cough cough" fraud.

  • Lady lay off the stereotypes... You know this would have been cool in the 90's but times are changing. Even people are starting to become more skeptical in there own beliefs and not following the same trends.

  • @Cybelian24 hey! Don't dog the 90s dude. It was an awesome decade to say the least.

  • @killomata27 I'm not "dogging" the 90's. And I'm not a dude I'm a Woman.. So show some respect with that mouth of yours. And second obviously you don't understand the point I was trying to make.

  • @Cybelian24 Your not too bright are you? I was just joking with you. No need to get your panties in a bunch.

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  • It doesn't have to be 'so mote it be' I'm wiccan and mine is 'Blessings' so much simpler and purer, and you can say it all the time without making heads turn :3

  • Corpulent means fat. No. Flowing garments ? I wear Skinnys. Incense no I smell like axe and marshemellows. There's 8 not 4 and u can see witches at other times then these and were the he'll did she learn how to pronounce Samhain? Like who is this woman and she calls herself the star goddess

  • She forgot to mention their green skin and pointy hats.

  • @LilBromide That's what I was thinking!

  • @LilBromide we don't have green skin and pointy hats so i hope your joking

  • wiccans are freaks LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • @deathshead6989 acording to the video but we're NOT in reallity

  • Guess I'm too bony to be a true witch, then. o_O

    Oh, and I'm wearing pearls today, not my pentacle. Maybe I'll be a true witch tomorrow.

  • Your joking, right???

  • im a wiccan, i do believe i have a connection to the Goddess through Diana. i dont burn incense, i use a feather instead. i dont have a pentacle around my neck or have "flowing garments that i wear to cover up my corpulant body."

  • @Toolmusik now i'm LMAO...do some research FFS

  • @Toolmusik I really hope that you are joking. If you are, then i must admit, its very distasteful and would offend a lot of people. If you arent, then i think a lot of people would agree that you need to sort out how you think and back up youre opinions with evidence.

  • it's meant to be funny. Not offensive.

  • A MUCH NEEDED Video response can be found on my channel, seeing as I can't post a link in this text box.

    EXPERT VILLAGE I suggest you take a look!

  • omg..lol...talk about ignorant....no wonder why wicca/witchcraft is so misunderstood!

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  • Ignorance must be Bliss...

  • bahahhahahahaha!

    This is the most ridiculous thing ever! It went beyond offensive into just plain entertaining!

  • talking about stereotyping... gee this woman is a professional bullshitter

  • lol can't spot me like that! (ok maybe by the pentacle) I'm solitary and goth...

  • its actually offensive

  • LOL @ all the butthurt wiccan fags complaining

  • Also, we weigh more than a duck.

  • @lesorciercalifornien how to spot a blackman bucket of kfc and malt liquior oh driving a stolen car...just as bad as what this video says

  • Who the hell believes this pseudoscience? It's absolute bullcrap. There is no connection between the stars at your birthdate and your personality.

    Wake up, sheeple.

  • its funny but she is so wrong i dont smell like incense im definately not fat (5'3'' 106lbs) my pentacle lets see i dont carry one around in public. i dont even have 13 friends in real life (5) im solitary but i guess she forgot to metion us and their are 8 main holidays4 major 4 minor and the 13 moon cycles so um yeah whatever its people they do what they want becuase unlike us they arent bound by the rule to not hurt others. ok its funny so i'll leave it at that

  • This made me laugh. :)

  • Sense of humor people, sense of humor... Did anyone notice this video was categorized as "entertainment"?

  • star goddess? did she call herself a star goddess?

  • @subvertcheck Best, most accurate comment yet!!!

  • What on earth is this nonsense that this woman speaks?!?!? I am a pagan, and I practice witchcraft. A) I am not "corpulent." I am rail thin. B) I do not wear flowey clothing. C) I don't even KNOW 13 people who I would want to walk around with. D) A coven does not need 13 people to be legit. E) Where on earth did she learn to pronounce Sam Haine?? I could go on and on here, but I think we all get the point that people like this give witches bad names. And this is how so many myths exist about us.

  • Wiccans are lame. I guess we all need to feel special somehow.

  • What a whole Load of Bullshit!....No Witch smells of Sage and incense, or wears flowy clothings! I am one and i dont dress or smell like that... you cant categorise people like that, especially if you dont know anything about witchery

  • lol, "corpulent bodies"

  • Don't believe I saw Christine O'Donnell wearing any of those things mentioned. But i am sure i have seen Nancy Pelosi wearing a 'moon ring' before...

  • Don’t matter if you’re an astrologer or a witch or wiccan it’s all not of god and it will not lead you to heaven so why do either? (Receive Jesus while you still can)

    Deut 18:10-12 Let no one be found among you, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, 11 or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. 12 Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD,

  • @mrcooldude964 hey while you read that part also read the part about how christmas and easter are heathen holidays i forgot what number but its in the book of mark. so enjoy being hated by god to cuz christmas and easter are both pagan holidays. they are modelled after the holidays yule and the spring equinox for those who are wondering. blessed be

  • @sabrielmisa Every day was a pagan holiday at one time for one reason or another that has nothing to do with anything, people picked a day to celebrate Jesus birthday and his resurrection, Merry Christmas, and happy Easter

  • @mrcooldude964 Not true there are no more than 2 or 3 a month, and some months only had one. people didn't pick a day to celebrate Jesus birthday and his resurrection, the church did, and it was decreed, right smack dap in the middle of Yule, and on purpose to over shadow Yule. same with easter to over shadow Ostra.

    Have a happy Yule, and a merry Ostra.

  • I think I was more offended by the horrible way in which she pronounced our celebrations. And there are 8, not 4. Some are more 'major' than others, but we celebrate 8 in total. Anyway, a totally ignorant person, I wish her the best.

  • How to spot a witch? Uhhhhmmm,........by the tall, pointed black hat she's wearing?!

  • The 26 people who liked this, had there torches and pitchforks ready.

  • I celebrate the 8 wiccan holidays thank you very much...

    Um...i only say so mote it be during a RITUAL...

  • What. The. Crap.

    Ma'am, you really need to get your head out of your butt. Now. Not only are you stereotyping, but you clearly don't even understand what Wicca is. Wicca is an orthopraxic initiatory fertility cult.

  • and this vid is how you spot an ass...

  • lmfao is this real

  • oh i have a friend whose hous smells like weed do you think they are WITCHES or just hippies?

  • That was the most ignorant video I have seen in a long time.

  • loose flowing garments that they wear, covering up their corpulent bodies, she says. I JUST NOW REALIZED... She called all wiccans and witches FAT! That's what corpulent means. It basically means FAT. what a queef cookie...

  • Hmmm.. I think you are mistaking the word "witch" for "goddess", "STAR GODDESS". I think you're a great example of what a wicth would look like.

  • *points at star godess* I FOUND 1!!!! XD

  • How to spot a Christian: Walking around with a bible in their hand, burning people at the stake, hanging various people, throwing stones at muslims... .... .... I wonder if she did a video like that. Man total stereotype. I DO NOT run around naked in the wood... and I do not say "So mote it be".... I wear jeans and tshirts.. ugh...

  • @beckasha83 lmao, well shes just exaggerating.

    you have to admit, if you actually saw someone as she descirbed, she's probably a witch, right?

    :)

  • @chungachungaful Well I may not think just witch.. there's a possibility the person could just be a hippee :D

  • @beckasha83 lmao, true true.

    well, definately no doubt about it, I would know if I saw someone burning at stake a christian must be near...

    :p

  • is this a joke?

  • ok girl i spot a witch or wicca just by looking at them go damn girl you suck all i have to do is look at their souls

  • your wrong.... maybe you should do some research before you post videos about something you have no idea about.

  • Ha! Acually, I'm a Wiccan and I never wear flowing clothes, pentacles, or moonstones. I wear tank tops and jeans and a choker necklace.....

  • Ha! This is too stereotypical to be real. Most of the witches I know are not as described. lol!!

  • wow, this is so...rude

  • I am wiccan and i do smell a little like incence and i always wear my pentacle necklace but i do not celebrate the holidays and i do not wear the flowing clothes, i wear leather and skinny jeans and stuff

  • I don't think a lot of Occultist and Withces would walk around dressed like that.

    Secrecy is their ultimate weapon.

  • I have a thors hammer on my neck and covens can be atleast 3 people.

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  • Steryotyping at it's finest.,,what a bunch of garbage.