Robot Daycare - Easier Way to Save GEICO

[sjdss]

geico left wing propaganda! the dumbed down liberal run public scrool chirins like this!

[Maphusio]

If only I could "thumb up" lewisclarks statement :D

[chicagoakland]

Is Skynet controlling that robot at 0:22?

[lewisclark1800]

This commercial makes me cum everytime.

[JamaicanGal321]

that little boy the robot is holding is so scared!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kabol69]

@JamaicanGal321 lil boy was bout to get a rock em sock em ass whoop n! johnny five style! XDXDXD

[shakir180]

WHO ELSE......bought a rescue Panther to save money?

[iliveintimbuktoo]

a brilliant commercial!! makes me laugh hard!!!!!!!!

[s4ujcd]

Robot Holocaust!

[nwabuking123]

those days of dial up

[DemOnicxFEAR]

the revolution of GLaDOS!!!

[xNikkixDolcex]

Aww, this commercial is too funny. The whole commercial is funny from the little girl getting squirted with juice to the little asian boy kicking and screaming at the end as the robot carries him off to the woman saying "Flaws, maybe". LMBO

[wholelover]

This proves you don't need some naked obscene scenes to make a good commercial.

[biggabow5]

flaws??...maybe..."followed by smile" = WIN

[SoundShinobi2]

4=pervert robot 5=THAT RIGHT BITCH TAKE THAT!!!7 ASIAN ROOBOOTT DANCCEE

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

actually, i think it would cost more for a school with robots, what with all the angry parents sueing the school because one of the robots killed their child

[msn1192]

The best part is the girl with the juice in her face, wow, too funny!!

[surberboy]

Funniest parts...press 4, 5 and 7. LOL

[TheFF07]

If you didn't laugh at dial up reading bot, you have no soul.

[urloophole]

I laughed so hard with juice in her face haha

[RobertChompson]

this is the funniest commercial ever.

[avollete]

0:18 :P

[greenace14]

Aperture science: the daycare department.

They placate the children by offering them cake when (if) their parents get back from testing.

They stack mini-companion cube on top of each other and learn about spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

[rdsathene]

Isn't this what Tom Vander Ark and the other corporate education reformers have in mind for K-12 education?

[1Jennabug]

That little girl with juice in her face can't possibly be acting...it's just too real! Makes me wonder if they told her it would happen. ;-)

[mcfunswimmer011]

i can't stop laughing at the part when the robot squirts the juice at the little girl hahahaha

[stowsta]

@KillShotScout It's not perverted at all......

[KillShotScout]

Am i the only one who noticed how perverted this is? A robot squirts juice into a little kid's face, and it happens to be a little girl? Hmmmm.... I can see this being on Tosh.O.

[JohnPDern]

I love 0:15 mark. I laughed so hard.

[ALFTOR3]

0:16 Carton Crusher

[Maestrochimongas]

PEDOROBOT

[vin13ish]

I love at 0:22

[vin13ish]

I love at 0:23

[misterhhyde]

LMAO! The juice box girl was frightened, annoyed, and disgusted all at the same time!

[Gasparro18]

Did that robot say gay male child? Cause I saw this commercial earlier today and if I'm right that's what I thought I heard the robot say. It had me cracking up.

[Jaspurr28]

@Gasparro18 No it said "Female Child" after scanning her...

[bprincesnsd]

This commercial is sooooo funny to me. Espc. the kid at the end kicking as the robot carries him! Lol!

[HiroshiMizushima]

I absolutely LOVE this commercial. Every now and then these companies have just perfect commercials. It wouldn't make me wanna buy their products or switch to their insurance, but it certainly makes me smile at the company more. :p

[blueviper42]

the dialup sound cracked me up

[xohearts16]

Ahahhaah the juice box

[loulou3t]

@xohearts16 maybe it was just me but that little girl really had a disgusted look on her face when the robot squirted the juice....

I wonder if she knew it was coming or the director said dont tell her, just do it so I can have a natural reaction from her? LOL...

[xohearts16]

@loulou3t I was actually wondering the same thing! I don't think they could have gotten that priceless reaction from her if they told her. She probably didn't see it coming

[thmj77]

haha. It does resemble her. she's a sexy bitch too. Though i don't think Patricia Heaton held it all together thus far. However bondo does a body good now a days

[LGSlayer4Life]

@ 0:16 ... Ya! fuck you kid... hahahaha

[mykicks2]

Is that Patricia Heaton?? aka DEBRA ROMANO BARONE from Everybody Loves Raymond?????

[thmj77]

kinda resembles her. Michelle Bachman is looking really hot. but i really want to bang the mom in the commercial. Theres something about her that makes want to rip her clothes off and give it to her. if shes a cougar then Michelle Bachman is a saber tooth tiger

[zymaymyn]

@thmj77 She doesn't remind me of Bachmann because she's hot, she reminds me of Bachmann because I think she has no compassion for the average citizen (using robots instead of people in the commercial's case).

[zymaymyn]

Is it just me, or does the mom in the commercial remind you of Michele Bachmann?

[geewiz0572]

This is the best commercial in awhile. I'm surprised this wasn't a Superbowl commercial, would have been way better then most they have been making for Superbowl! The robot squirts the juice at the kid! LOL

[2cruiz4vr]

LOL That's hilarious! I'd never get Geico insurance again, but I love this commercial.

[overbanked]

LOL at the dial-up robot reading a story.

[Deathstrike248]

Press 5 for money shot.

[kxmode]

Keep press 4 to hear the endless story by Patty the Kid's Vacuum Cleaner robot...

[kxmode]

This commercial is a lie. Kids love Robots! It's a fact. Remember ROB the Robot?! Kids LOVED ROB!

[mscg4453]

how many people know that dial tone?

[slyderc]

@mscg4453 Funniest part of the ad for me: "reading" with a modem sync. tone voice!

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Good morning........female child

[ALD0LICI0US]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx dont forget.... *awkward body scan* lol

[KosmoKramer911]

that look on her face after she says 'maybe' is perfect

[DeeGirl95]

Gieco always has the best commercials. After the SuperBowl that is...

[DragonzRuleDWorld]

this is my kinda daycare i would totally put my neighborhood kids here

[roboshuffle]

I keep pressing 7 over and over to watch the screaming kids.

[techytbone]

although you don't have to give paychecks to robots, they are more expensive because of paying for the gas, the robots themselves and IT programming

[Bigsteelguy3]

@techytbone

Not if the robots runned on a different energy source, We are not informed of the Energy Technology we already have on this planet.

It's being suppressed by certain interests to keep the profits rolling for old fuels like oil.

[345optimusprime]

the ending was funny

[arirenee25]

Baaaaaaahahaaaa

[diablo9317]

:12- :15 and :23-:25. anyone catch those wire cables at the end of the robot ;)

[SindiFur]

This is the future.

[neversayno237]

0:23 Molester-bot.....

[kxmode]

@neversayno237 Timeout-bot. The kid didn't take his toy back to carpet.

[TWebb4]

I love that part at :23 LOL

[seabase1000]

Day Care 3000 only has dial up. My school has a very powerful router

[cutieblondie77]

Lol did anyone see the sign?? 'Day Care 3000'

[GQ0023]

So funny.

[kassi420]

I hate GEICO ads but this one was pure genius!

[Tirza777]

I feel that that is how my first grade teacher read to me....

[MrWackypackages]

The gurl at 0:16 to 0:19 is so cute

[RavenShadows1000]

omg the 2nd robot it's the old annoying internet log in noise

and spongebob was right, robots are taking over the world!

[MutantLitherKhan]

So this is Rick Perry's plan to balance the U.S. budget! I was waiting for the immigration issue flip flop.

[411Nichola]

The name of the day care is "Day Care 3000" lmao

[411Nichola]

I almost passed out from laughter when I saw this for the first time on television today. "Good morning.... female child" lmaoooo

Commercials are better than the shows most of the time

[drumpetoer]

the greatest part is the end when the robot is holding the kid and everyone screams. i can't not laugh everytime (yes. don't bash me i'm aware i used a double negative)

[xJosiePosiex]

This is what happens when the Americans try to copy the Japanese.

[machwon]

I bet The Zeitgeist Movement would love this video.

[oldschooldude2]

The best part is when the robot picks up the kid and the other are freaking out. This commercial interrupted my favorite show online half way through and instead of getting mad, it made me laugh.

[kcsmawm1]

bahahahahahahahahaha



[fctiger74]

You people do realize this is how Skynet begins to take over as the Terminator films warned us about?



[Trashcansam123]

I love the whole dialup sound during storytime. Genuis.

[imallfordabulls]

LOL at the very last clip

[Jakefalardeau1]

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[iinsanebaby]

@Jakefalardeau1 This is almost as funny as the take on me pets?

[kxmode]

@Jakefalardeau1 "This is almost as funny as the take on me pets"

[skipper17426]

The lady said "morning" WAYYY to late! was she talking to the 2 year old??? O_O

[Thunderkat65]

Robot reading to the kids using fax machine sounds left me cracking up!

[zebrachic95]

That little girl getting squirted is why i love this commercial! She is sooo cute!

[AdamFidler1]

let's hope our humanity doesn't come to this....

[respecthewoman]

Hilarious!

[x2infinityandbeyondx]

great commercial!

[wobbledobbleish]

I freaking love geico commercials lol

[278chucky]

good morning female child...lol



[Illumisepoolist]

How bout a robot for nap time? or painting?

[allayna82]

I about died of laughter when the robot made the dial up internet sound as it was reading to the kids,sprayed juice in her face and chased the kids around the playground. That was the funniest commercial I've seen in awhile!

[katrinalma1]

You stooped to an all time low with this commercial. It's not funny watching robots terrorize little children - WHAT were you thinking!! But, it doesn't surprise me you'd find it funny given the way our society completely devalues children. I'm switching car insurance tonight!

[Thebestever441]

Eehhh decent commercial. But don't robots need batteries? Oil? Maintenance? Not free.

[NiklasKing87]

@Thebestever441

nuclear fuel cell ;)

[datboitre3zy]

Lmaoo

[TheRealJohnnieBlaze]

3rd Fav. Commercial this year. Burger King Minis is still number 1

[samsarahmail]

OMG - my second favorite commercial!

[spookygirl1234]

HAHAHA! I love this commercial!

[mrcoolcat50]

Stupidity at its worst

[spookygirl1234]

@mrcoolcat50 oh shush

[TomsFriendKake]

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL, OMG I laugh every time!!!!! "Good Morning...Female Child." Brilliant!

[ChrisRedfieldChannel]

fake robot film mistake! at the end its just a cord attach on it.

[hiraikotsu13]

i work at a daycare and i laugh so hard every time i watch this commercial.

[loner1878]

The kid at the end held up by the robot always makes me LOL

[BubbleStuddedShackle]

@loner1878 I think he was asain! I saw it during a break on ABC Family and i rewound it so many times!! :D ITS HILARIOUS! :D

[chocoholicliz]

I love this comercial! My favorite part is :12. So funny!

[seasonedbeefcock]

@:17 ...fuckin love it. i hate kids lol.

[OkayWhoBroughtTheDog]

:22 Ichiro's nephew

[LMCMInterloper]

That robot at the end looked liked he was going to go all Phillp Garrido/Casey Anthony on that kid! LOL!

[XxAdamJxX]

lmfao the little boy kicking his feet in the air x)

[FishWRabies]

If anybody noticed, in current airings of the commercial, they replace the mother's "FLOSS?" with a more clearly spoken "Are there flaws?"

[bethanyakira1]

lol...female child, 

[LORDTHEHORRID2]

HEY ANY BODY NOTICED HOW WHEN THE ONE LIL GIRL WALKED IN TO THE VLASS THE ROBOT SCANNED HER FOREHEAD...CAN ANYBODY SAY SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISEMENT FOR THOSE RFID SCANNER CHIPS...THINK ABOUT IT.... JUST SAYIN

[IAMBALE]

I can't believe this vid has gone for so long without a Portal reference.

Bam! Robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation. Good job, robots!

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[cubansupreme]

@IAMBALE too bad it lacks somes lemons. i think lemons, more preferbably combustible lemons, could save us money, lol.

[hannah4fun234]

I like the part where the robot is like good morning! and then scans the little girl and then says female child!

[vigo894]

@hannah4fun234= Maybe I should name my daughter Female Child. It would be so funny. Ha ha ha.

[Psb77573]

when the robot hands the girl a box drink and ends up spraying it all over her, it cracks me up!

[FireOfElijah1838]

"GEICO: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance!"... yeah, I guess that's catchier than "GEICO: One little fender bender could cost you 300% or more on your car insurance!" lol

[jimmbenn1]

i know it suppose to be funny but i kind of feel sorry for the little girl that get face sprayed. by the look on her face , i think Mom forgot to tell her what was going to happen lol

[Jeromebot3000]

@jimmbenn1 They didn't need to actually spray her and I doubt they did. The camera angle and her reaction made it look real.

[mrcoolcat50]

Another stupid commercial from Geico that insults your intelligence.

[mrcoolcat50]

Floss? I didn't know this was a dental commercial.

[amandarayable]

@mrcoolcat50  Flaws

[randomapple64]

I love when the robot is carrying around the little screaming kid! Haha

[pablofreshrampu]

LOL!!!! At the the little girl's face when she got sprayed with juice. Her face said "Really?!" hahahahahahahaha

[MrPurplesocks99]

@ MudMusic me too if u find it plz tell me

[TheAguilarTube]

Great work!

[MudMuzic]

anybody see the new one with the pets playing 80s music? cant seem to find it on here

[stopwhining1]

lmao the kid being held at the end seemed like he was really scared of the robot...

[davidekozak]

Finally, an advertisement that actually puts a smile on my face as opposed to a spam rampage. Because Geico actually has some business marketing sense, I'll throw the bone of my 15 minutes.

[BeanyboBean]

@davidekozak I hate vulgar commercials and this one had me busting up then I youtubed some more and saw the one with the bird singing Take on Me!! HAHAHAHAAAAA

[izzostiles]

my favorite part HAS to be when the little girl gets squirted with the juice box! i laugh every time when i see this commercial, especially the juice box part!

[MelovenatPufflelove7]

Did anyone else think that the robot said,"Good Morning... Gay male child." at first? xD

[Fortissimomuziq]

ahaha holy shit the kid at the end

[hootyhaha]

Just after 0:14 , the cute little girl that gets squirted in the face by the juice box. So cute, yet sad at the same time. (as long as nothing happened to her :) )

[JPhinfan86]

@hootyhaha That was the most adorable thing I've seen in a while....the last being a Maru video I'm sure haha.

[hootyhaha]

@JPhinfan86 She just looked down then around like, "What the heck just happened and why?"

[samrak]

I bet geico spends more time and resources on commercials than the actual insurance part of their business

[beautifulelle8311]

haha this is my favorite commerialfor this year! :D i gasp evry time i see the juice squwirt in the blond girls face!!! XD too funnie!

[titeeyez1]

even though feelin awful...this made me lmbo...<3 it...

[HAHAYERFACEBROKE]

hilarious, i love how the wheeled robot uncaringly holds the kid while he chases the other terrified younguns.

[TranceAddictify]

The Dial Up sound! HAHA

[Hokaru11792]

This commercial is seriously hilarious!!

[PreviewDude52797]

9 people had juice squirted in their faces by a robot!

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Good morning...........female child, LOL!

[FederalFlags]

Funny as hell. Yes, MrBuckeyes, they are hilarious. Favorite part.



[MrBuckeyes93]

The kids at the end are hilarious.

[JTsoBEASTLY]

geico commercials are the best!

[crazyvator]

lol!

[iluvhuskies22]

I am starting my fifth year of teaching Kindergarten and I sent this video to all my K-3 teacher friends. It gave us all a good laugh during our very stress filled first week. We are going to send it to our boss and tell her we want funding for one of these in each classroom lol.

[Sillybrosia]

0:23 :D

[acedaface954]

lololol sighs* geico, geico, geico

[JoeBird76]

Hahaha. I felt so bad for that little girl.

But that dial-up robot gets me everytime..!

[lovelygoldensparrow]

0:13-0:15.

Do they understand that thing? They are just sitting there so attentively....

[Soldat177]

@lovelygoldensparrow ITS MY FAVORITE STORY!!

[lovelygoldensparrow]

@Soldat177 How odd..I personally like the cat in the hat,but whatever works for ya,lol.

[youbustubus]

thanks for posting!!! love it.