retard smokes a blunt for the first time

[sammiesweetheart1916]

dude you have to suck in dumb bitch

[zachr00009]

You've got it all wrong, when a mentally challenged person smokes weed he get's normal.

[shaggytheprince650]

ok, what does it feel like to be high if your mentally retarded? i mean...really?????

[VelveetaCheeze]

i would fuck him

[yumyum97]

thats not a retard hes rather courageus of putting it on youtube.

[crazybonez5]

big nose lol

[bmattiscool]

he dropped the mtfn blunt!!! retard

[GeneralxJarhead]

he smoking it likes a cigarette haha!

[superaliensarehere]

WTH yall just sit on the SI[)EWALK AN SMOKE

[lilshady4life]

u dont no how to smoke a blunt NIGGA

[k3wlsk8er]

@lilshady4life give him a break, he's mentally challenged.

[faheafa]

@k3wlsk8er Why the hell would you give weed to a mentally challenged kid?

[conn0r1994]

@lilshady4life

Dont fuckin matter NIGGA

[floydrick]

@lilshady4life you dont know how to spell know NIGGAH

[daz3a]

@lilshady4life well he smoked it inhaled it so that looks like smoking to me haha your prob some lil wigger thinking hes the shit because he can rap a whole rap song with his white gangsta homies and smoke some shity ass weed that black people said was the shit haha

[ramzi45]

worst thing to do is drink and smoke weed

[chrisbradford674]

@ramzi45 STFU, the worse thing u can do is smoke tobacco, Tylenol is worse for u than weed. But ill bet when u have a head ache u dont hesitate to take a couple tylenol. Well its documented people have died from too much tylenol. now u find me someone thats ever took (too much) weed and died. Bet u cant, cuz its never happened. So speak on things that u know, not things u think you know.

[ramzi45]

@chrisbradford674

shut the fuck up you little shit, what I meant Is DRINKING AND SMOKING WEED AT THE FUCKIN SAME TIME....

u r a 36 year old loser who trolls on rap videos and weed videos because you dont have a FUCKIN JOB

do us a favour put a blunt in your ass and go find a fucking job....white trash

[Dion5227]

@ramzi45 Paki.

[blakefoster937]

i loled at the description

[DavetheDweller]

You can't hang. Dork.

[HelpfulRsVids]

Soundin like a broken ass car when he cough lookin ass nigga.

[TH000P]

that cunt was so baked hahahahaha

[Alejandro60835]

dumb fuck

[Afrojitsu]

EVERYTHING LOOKS COOLER THROUGH A FISHEYE LENS

[MegaSk8er8]

@Afrojitsu me smoking weed THREW A MOTHERFUCKING FISH EYE LENS

[EseSnoopyLocs13]

hes not high.,. hes pretending to be.. 

[MrDie2live]

First I tried weed was when i turned 13 on my b-day and I had to whole 2.5 gram blunts one blunt wrap was champagne flavor and had Platinum OG Kush and the other blunt wrap was Vanilla and Peach and had Dutch the had some Vodka don't really remember what happened next and from that I have been smoking weed almost every day and I am 20 know.....LoL

[Sup3rTr0jan]

No weed isn't a hallucinogen, it has it's own category, between that of a depressant and a stimulant. Haha, nice try bud.

[PyroRul3s]

"Everything looks better through a Fisheyed Lens"-Tosh.o

[805fillmore]

the guy who uploaded this video is a retard

[zigcom42]

damn skaters with their circular cameras and wheels on pieces of wood

[alfredopowerranger]

@zigcom42 lmfao

[fruizy]

@zigcom42 its called fish eye

[zigcom42]

@fruizy i don ker

[YummehOrange]

@zigcom42 LOL yep thats us!

[sasuke65748]

@zigcom42 its called a fish eye lens and a board :D

[xGradientz]

@zigcom42 and cars are pieces of metal with wheels...bikes are pieces of metal with wheels...snowboards are fiberglass and nylon with no wheels...and surfboards are resin with no wheels...YOUR SO FUCKING SMART

[AnotherUrbanGuy]

@zigcom42 lol fuck you

[Tukuklan]

reminds me of that batman song huagagagga

[MistahFen]

First time I smoked from a pipe, and I was a one eyed ogre that lived in a dungeon.

[jayblescashews]

i dont think retards are capable of that type of hand eye coordination

[HairyChronicJunior]

crystal meth is awesome .

[RobinFlysHigh]

@HairyChronicJunior ewwww.

[HairyChronicJunior]

@RobinFlysHigh well we did it after a bowl pack , and before that we snorted percoset .

[godverdegodverdomme]

@HairyChronicJunior No it's not you fucking moron. It literally eats your brain away,

and it hammers your teeth out.

[deejayBUCKFAST11]

first time i took it i was 12 and it was super skunk and i was in school at the time in the toilet

[xaioguy73]

How is he retarded? He probably took a hit ten timez better than yu did.....and yu probably dont evn smoke, loser......

[errbodylook2darite]

first time i smoked it was from a glass pipe and it sucked

[joshculp12]

@errbodylook2darite ur probably lying and have never smoked dude not tryin to be mean or troll like u but it seems like ur lying

[errbodylook2darite]

@joshculp12 it sucked because i did it wrong and i coughed over and over again i did it

[bubblePOPcorn]

1st time i smoked i was 11 and my brother packed me a dime of gods gift and a dime of grandaddy purps on an apple! now i smoke blunts nd joints. dont need a piece

[beastdogify]

@bubblePOPcorn lmao your first time smoknig you blazed top shelf chronics? damn bro you musta been blazed as all hell.

[bubblePOPcorn]

@beastdogify fuck yeah CALI weed is the shit! just right now i got a gram each of diamond OG, cotton candy KUSH, and skywalker. fuck any bud thats under A grade those buds dont have an effect on me.

[MrSuperguy93]

first time i smoked i was 14 it was from a pipe some hydro i choked for 2 minutes but that was the best high ever i cant get that high no more

[MrStoner46]

First time I smoked weed was during my morning break at the job (grocery).... I was 15. Fuck I should've never done this cuz I totally tripped the fuck out, I though every one around me knew I was totally blazin' and particularly my boss! damn I was scared.. Finally everythings been alright and never heard of anything afterwards :D....Scary first trip tho.. Now I'm 17 and I smoke weed all day BITCH! persevearance leads to success my friends.

[psykoloc14]

i smoked grand daddy purp after not smoking for like year and a half, i was straight hallucinating laughing and crying all at once ha

[MasterYoda59]

i can smoke till im retarded, so can he smoke till he's smart? i really wanna smoke with someone who's retarded. no offence

[LilWayneFable]

First time I smoked was on a fat ass blunt. All Kush the good stuff! :)

[loverboi1155]

My first time smokin, I almost punched my best friend in the face cuz it seemed like she was extremely close to me.

[SuperGanjasmoking]

@loverboi1155 who does that shit reallly !?!? even when im stoned i dont want to punch anything

[yungDmiller]

it takes hella to get me high!!! pisses me off i can smoke 2 or 3 bowls to the face and feel a little buzz!! and its strong ass shit cause my boy was over and he took like 3 hits and that nigga was hella lit!!

[BossAlpha27]

uhhh You need to take bigger hits, you're wasting it XD

[xoFalseSmilesox]

First time I got high, I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING! I felt as if reality was not actually reality and I wasn't really living, and that someone had filled my body with laughing gas. What a night.

[BagelTheWalrus]

First time i got high, i went to my neighbors house, who had a cover on their pool that you could walk on.. so i rolled around on that.. it felt like i was a bug on a water bed.. Now i smoke daily. at least 1 bowl.

[patman456123]

i did my first hit last night........

fucking awesome.

[manlazy602]

When i smoked it once i tought i was in a land of TITS with chuckn norrises

[godverdegodverdomme]

@manlazy602 A land of tits with Chuck Norrises.. Probably the best comment ever written, if it were not for the bad spelling. Sorry, but something had to give to make room

for the shear awesomeness.

[godverdegodverdomme]

*Sheer awesomeness.

Yes I am aware of the irony, but give me a break. Atleast I'm correcting myself,

and TY had to be the piece of shit it is today for not allowing the so much desired comment editing it once had, to keep things graceful.

Fuck I'm old..

[WasteTimeOnCamera]

Dude im fucked right now i dont have any weed so i rolled a joint with basil!!:D yeah basil actually makes u dizzy and light as fuck and relaxes u kinda like mary jane but like for real i took the biggest rips from that thing and i skipped cloud nine homie im on cloud 10 right now(:

[BigBadDipper]

@WasteTimeOnCamera

u r a dumbass basil doesn not get u high wut so ever go buy some real bud and smoke then get on youtube

[thomascolin12]

i allways wanted to get a retard guy high..wondering if it would make him realize that he is a retard and see if he becomes normal while high..not sure why but it seems like a cool idea when ur high

[thehumanracesux]

@thomascolin12 lol it's timmy if a tard gets high he may be more retarded too

[LazrsPewPew]

you know your on a sidewalk right?

[nyckd360]

ugly as shit youngboul

[420grower420]

lol retard

[Juggyclownin]

You got my shoes you cocksucker!!

[aaronandandrewfilms]

first time I ever smoked weed, I didn't notice anything... until I rode my bike.

[XxXxdyedsoulxXxX]

im walking on sunshine!

[GabrielLopez64]

my first time i smoked i saw a wall, saw a face on the wall, got scared ran away

[waldox1]

i bet you once he got high as hell he mobbed out of that nightborhood because

he was tripping so damn hard and thought someone saw him and called the cops lol

[lawlkennedy]

hes holding it like a fucking cigarette. dumbass

[123serioussam]

lol smoking weed for the first time puts you in a right trip .

[undergroundskat3r]

lmao "actual retard smoking weed"

[Skyrocket321]

lmfao

[DeaDKillerZZ]

1: you don't blow the smoke out right after you hit it, 2: no1 ever drops weed unless ur retarded, 3: He's just stupid for acting.

[jimoffy]

or unless ur drunk

[evilmonkey775]

Your fucking retarted dude. You only have to hold in the smoke for three seconds for all the THC to get absorbed. And everyone loses a little coordination when they are blazed.

[korndud]

lol that guy was clearly joking. this video is retarded, not him.

[woska123]

u fucking crack head dont be dissing my fucking herb like that u fucking crackhead piece of idiotic shit!! now go overdose on crack while i smoke my blunt and work out!!

[IHyRaXI]

i smoke alot.. but last night i ahd a blunt for myslef,.. then after i was liek having a seizure form the anime video then i was throwing up in the bathroom and couldnt breathe and shit.. and i felt like i was dying and all this shit was racign thourgh my midn and i lost all control

wtf then i started think if Go is giving me a sign to be good and shit,.. but i never felt this with weed before usally im calm and happy but last night i ocudlnt breathe and felt liek i was gona die.. wtf?

[richay1]

u whitied dude

[IHyRaXI]

ive heaard abot whitied. is that the smae like jsut getting greened out then having a panic attack

[richay1]

yea u go reali green an ya jus be sick everywhere an if ya wana move ya cant cuz ya b sik more.. yea u whitied..not nice my friend

[IHyRaXI]

yeah that was either the firs t or second msot scariest moment in my life.. next to my 2 sleep paralysis expericence.. thats where yer mind wakes up but yer body is paralyized but your eyes are open and can see.. also feels liek yer suffocating to deathh..... that an getting whited out were equally scary lol bad times man

is it true that blunts can make i feel that way?

[richay1]

to tell ya the truth i wuld b more scared of the paralysis m8 :L yea i dnt smoke joints that often rather hav a joint or lung lol ya shud try it its so much better

[Kawabic]

that happens when you have a weak state of mind, or haven't smoked much in a while and your intake was a little too much. But most can't be blamed when under the influence, sometimes it's inevitable.

[Purplehamsandwich]

woww. your a fucking dumbass.

[funbun5]

ya? well meth fucks with your looks so you may wanna fuck 24/7 but no1 will wana fuck with you lol

[TheWOWfreakz]

Yeah ur right, meth does make u wanna fuck 24/7 but the one thing u overlooked is the slight downside. It does get u up and runnin for about 30 mins then u crash. And every time u crash, it weakens a part of ur body, and that can FUCKING KILL U. Now weed is a lot better, the only down side is the fact that it's ilegal, and that it can make u really paranoid if u have mental disabilities. And the only way u can overdoce is if u smoke 800 doobies. And the side effects are hungry, happy, sleepy.

[giantmouse2]

wow meth head

[thatboyhov]

Gotta love the cough

[knocknout]

jayxp17 you right the first time it was nuthin but the second and third i was dumb ass litt

[map997]

idk what your tlakin aobut, i got fucked up my first time. lol

[hockeyistight9]

ushally you dont get high your first time

[LordNate93]

yea u do just the 2nd time is so much better

[HitMan1263]

its a bullshit myth that you dont get high your first time, if you dont get high its cause you smoked it wrong

[FinkFinx]

well i got high my first time... but! the first bowl i ripped did fuck all.. and i did smoke n clear it properly

[jaykayhooray]

word. especially when girls hit it the first time they act like theyre immune or something. its cuz first-timers dont inhale right, they keep the fresh smoke in their mouths

[SANTANAFACTOR]

first time i smoked it was from a bong and i flew on a dinosaur to mars

[VMAN851]

GOD DAMN U MUSTA BEEN HIGH AS SHIT

[redkenshinx321]

@SANTANAFACTOR nigga u musta had sum laced shit

[ipoder99]

@SANTANAFACTOR fag no u didnt

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@ipoder99 lol you come on someones vid to talk smack cuz ur life sucks 99 ? So your 11?

[LurkLove]

@SANTANAFACTOR haha funny but you dont hallucinate from weed, good job lying though

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@LurkLove that was an exaggeration but 12 yr olds like you ruin youtube its ok keep posing with your wanabe pothead ass sick profile picture.  Trust me I have alot more experience than you.

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@LurkLove I went to go look at your profile you are definately a poser

[LurkLove]

@SANTANAFACTOR hahahah omg dude im actually 19 and what am i posing at? and another thing you dont fucking hallucinate from weed, look it up the symptoms are getting hungry, cottonmouth, enhanced vision to patterns and bright lights, and getting mad tired after. and i never said you didnt have EXPERIENCE all im saying is weed isnt a hallucinogen

[CanMan024]

@SANTANAFACTOR weed doesnt make you trip

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@CanMan024 you must be a retard to I hope everyone on the face of the planet knows you cant hallucinate on weed after smoking. The only thing that does that are hallucinagens wow you kids are dumb

[CanMan024]

@SANTANAFACTOR how am i a retard i said weed DOES NOT make you hallucinate

[nicevidloo]

@SANTANAFACTOR first time i smoked it was from a bong and i flew on your mum to uranus

[TheCityLightz]

@SANTANAFACTOR fuuuck i think i seen u there

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@TheCityLightz :) lol

[Bodysmoker]

@SANTANAFACTOR first time i smoked was in a cabine me and some of my friend made in the woods. We had like 5 gram for everyone (4) and one of us smoked once before... I tripped my balls off, lauged for half an hour about the words "poop"and "banana" then we would go outside to play with fireworks. Them my friend got into a badtrip, he got two bottles of coke and gushed them into the cabine, then running away... We were really sticky, but SOO STONED, we fell asleep... nice first time :D

[ScrewSDK]

@SANTANAFACTOR Thats cause your a pussy! ...maybe!

[GrillinMahToast]

@SANTANAFACTOR yeah no you didn't

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@GrillinMahToast lol you are one of those people no one wants to smoke with o well

[bahamut6667]

@SANTANAFACTOR first time i smoked was spots off the element and i fell on my ass and loos use of my legs for 2 and a half hours but thought i was logged onto a online game and killing monsters lmfao

[mydoggsmokesweed]

@bahamut6667 spots get you ripped.

[wowaholhic]

@SANTANAFACTOR

you flew on a dinosaur to mars after u smoked weed.. i think you never smoked weed or else you really have some problems lol

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@wowaholhic im curious as to why morons like you take everything so literal?

[wowaholhic]

@SANTANAFACTOR

Let me explain something, this is youtube which has alot of 12 year olds, you know what 12 year olds do? they lie alot just to get involved in conversations they know nothing about. and let me ask you a another question. how many times have you encountered a comment on youtube which made you think the auther was a pretend to be, fake a§s kid who just wants some attention?

Well to make a long story short, I assumed you were one of those kids I mentioned ;)

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@wowaholhic actually really good points lol

[Firefox7777777]

@SANTANAFACTOR WTF ARE YOU SAYIN MAN ?! you are making weed looking like its heroin or shit ! YOU CANT HALLUCINATE ON WEED, (only pseudon only if above 20% THC) , AND YOU CANT TRIP ON WEED ! weed alters your emotions, and expands your horizon as it comes to thinking, pfff hate people like you....

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@Firefox7777777 you obviously dont have a sense of humor either that or u got a stick up your ass.No where did i say i went into a trip, now you can stop talking

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@Firefox7777777 and that whole dinosaur thing sounds pleasant to me u moron go do some heroin and tell me if its anything like that

[rubberduckyswim]

@SANTANAFACTOR damn some people cant take a joke

[InfinityArch]

@SANTANAFACTOR too bad weed doesnt make you hallucinate and trip. Either you smoked salvia, your weed was laced, or you've never smoked weedand you're assuming thats what happens what your high....

[PwnzyUberleet]

@InfinityArch guys im pretty sure he's being facetious. maybe he "felt" as though he was doing those things, due to it being one of the first times getting high and the experience being "novelty" and "child-like" and the expectant of certain outcome from smoking the weed may have affected it, fuck. But above all that i'm pretty sure no one smokes ANYTHING and literally see and feels like they're riding a dinosaur to mars, all 5 senses and everything. just dont take things so litteral haha.

[jakejekel542]

@InfinityArch have you ever heard of a plecebo high same concept your expectations are high so you can be high off of nothing but he was high so it made him higher than he was

[PurpleHaze2k9]

@InfinityArch weed is a hallucinogen. I hallucinated my first few smokes. It was extremely mild, but nonetheless.

[InfinityArch]

@PurpleHaze2k9 wtf, then you smoked salvia and your friends probably just said it was weed so you'd hit it, cuz ive never hallucinated on weed and ive been pretty fuckin ripped before

[Acheron538]

@InfinityArch: Just because weed doesn't make YOU hallucinate and trip does not mean that others do not. Drugs have profoundly different effects on different people. Some people take a hit of shake and suffer delusions and hallucinations, that they are dying, that something is wrong with them,that someone hates them. Some experience moderate perceptual shifts, in my case when reading and high, text seems to undulate ever so slightly,just enough that my first thought is "Is the text moving? Eh."

[InfinityArch]

@Acheron538 shut the fuck up, you and ur big ords, weed doesnt make you hallucinate, thc triggers cannabanoid receptors (CB1) wish gives you a euphoric, relaxed, uplifted state of mind. Maybe u can have closed eye visual, but its faint, and usually, like, 10 seconds after you dont remember what you 'saw'. So have fun dropping your acid, ima go smoke a blunt peace

[Acheron538]

@InfinityArch: Actually, look at the definition of hallucination - you are wrong in assuming that a hallucination is restricted to seeing things that aren't there. People who smoke marijuana experience time dilation, bizarre changes in how they perceive taste, smell, sound, and sensation, as well as both minor open eye and closed eye visuals. These are all sensory hallucinations, no matter how minor they are.

[InfinityArch]

@Acheron538 k well not everyone reads as many books as you, so when they think hallucination, they think of "seeing things that arent there". ASSUMING by the likes i got on my first comment.

[naruto4lyf1997]

@InfinityArch Well it can make you halluciante, im a lightweight to the max and a chiefed a huge L afterwards i was tripping pretty hard and it made me paranoid as hell cause i took too much. It really depends on how much you smoke and how big you are.

[VideoSlob]

@InfinityArch ive definetly hullucinated on weed, not anymore, but when i used to get really high. and i think its because i have "ADD".

[QualityKush]

@SANTANAFACTOR i was there

[209BluntSmoker]

@SANTANAFACTOR

mine first time was a pipe anyone els smoke from a pipe the first time?

[Ozgood23]

@209BluntSmoker i did, and that shit was laced with pcp.

[gdh1984]

@SANTANAFACTOR First time i got high i flew on a baby kitten all the way to pluto and my fuck is it cold out there!! then i danced in the clouds for a couple hours. Man you talk about one hell of an experience (cough sarcasm cough)

[westcoast4420]

@hockeyistight9 i did

[lilbmoregurl123]

duhh he gunna b high its his frist time smoking i reamber wen i smoke mah frist time Mmmm i was high as shiit weed is da shiit i smoke it everday n da ppl who dont smoke it should cuz wen u got stress on u or sumn wen u smoke all dat stress n worries goes away juss 4 a couple hours but still its worth it every hit is so try it u might like it

[668721]

yee G

[xxTingTingManxx]

@lilbmoregurl123 im 11 should i get it

[guitarist445]

@lilbmoregurl123 yup

[iptra21]

go for the hotbox man... u keep getting higher everytime u breathe... u keep recycling it... thats what i call efficiency!

[RAZOR619366]

yesssss u hella right!

[buttersamich]

weed es funnnn

[wiccangrim666]

OMG..........i miss gettin giggles.....lol

[SexiiRicanPapii]

lmao.....

[matt90210]

I like weed, but this kid looks retarded haha.

[enamal1]

he's gotta be a retard to drop ah blunt..

party foul.

[adrew321]

that should be a slap on the wrist D:<!

[DurBanPoison420uh]

he dont look like a first timer