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  • SIZE OF HIS MOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Geez. The early Jesse videos are fantastic.

  • hahahahaha why would you hit yourself with the knife??? hahahahaha! omg i'm crying X°D

  • You're not nigger enough.. I'm sorry, but it's a fact >:C

  • keep clicking 5 as fast as you can

  • nom nom nom

  • I Got Watermelon Juice on me I Dont Give A Damn!! :L hahaa

  • Why didn't he swallow the whole watermelon?

  • is this cartoon networks next "eat right" comercials... The world shall become anerexic!

  • What kinda ham sandwitches u eating bro 0_0 xD

  • funny because he makes videos of healthy food yet he is a walking ball

  • ASDA is better :P

  • dude that your first try of fruit, no wonder your large, you need to eat more healthily

  • @nm5252 dewd u nead 2 lern too spell m8 lololololol

  • @fish5935 dude i have dyslexia so spelling is not my strong point, and frankly i dont care, im just trying to help the poor guy

  • 2:24 a bit falls on his shirt on the rigth hand side :P

  • i love this guy

  • @shitsearch

    same here

  • If he eats more of this, he might lose some weight.

  • But everyone knows Honeydew is the money melon

  • 2:23 Lol - Its On Your Shirt!

  • i know you can eat it up in 30sec:)

  • how did i get here from watching cady groves videos... O_o

  • @36dancegirl you took a couple of arrows to the knees

  • Damn you make watermelon looks small..

  • This is a specialised tutorial how to get Six Pack in two weeks.

  • Now I really want a watermelon lol It looks so good in dem hd quality video box

  • why does you voice change????????

  • You have massive hands

  • rip headphones

  • This fool just fakin' for some bacon. FAKE!!!

  • Why does his voice change in every video

  • @CbaToThink1994 well in his joke videos he's making up kind of a lisp not in his normal videos though :)

  • @CbaToThink1994 because these are CHARACTERS lol.. he's not really this retarded haha

  • @CbaToThink1994 Did you read the description?

  • @CbaToThink1994 he's got different characters. Maybe if you read the description you would know that =_=

  • @CbaToThink1994 cuz' he's just fucking around ;)

  • @CbaToThink1994 It doesn't, he plays characters, Francis - lisp Jessy - Hillbilly and himself Stephen - Normal.

  • @CbaToThink1994 Lol he plays different rolls

  • @CbaToThink1994 he has a fake lisp but his real voice is epic!

  • @TerrainrainHD his voice is epic? GTFO chubby chasing fatass american

  • @Thegoldstarman lol i was jking :P

  • @CbaToThink1994 i wonderin the same thing

  • @08Ghost893 .... if you guys payed atention... is one of his carecters, "jessy southern" "fransis , has a lisp" "Boogie3398, himself.

  • why you are soo damn retardeet???

  • Are all his videos about food?

  • Lol, screw all of you lil' kiddums, food is awesome. Watermelons are awesome. This guy is hilarious. holy****it's3:06am O_O

  • Iwantawatermelonnow...

    

  • WTF

  • Big green titties! XD I like how u speak out ur mind. As for the commenters, you ppl are shallow. So wat if hes fat? If u were fat wud that make u a bad person?

  • so this is what my friday night has come down to.

  • well at least its healthy, like that mango he murdered XD

  • Eat more Fruits, Veggies, Nuts and Seeds! And watch yourself reverse diabetes and grow thinner naturally... Get yourself a Masticating Juicer!

  • Is it bad that I feel sorry for him?

  • He eat healthy,

  • hes not black?

    

  • HE DISCOVERED FRUITS ;)

  • trollin'

  • star wars just saying thumbs up if u said the same

  • wtf!! u eating to much.. god bless u

  • Press 8 for:

    " Boy~ "

  • I actually want to eat a watermelon now...

  • LEEEEERRROOOOYYYY!!!JENKINNSSS­S!!!

    (He is a tall glass of water)

  • this is one of the funniest videos on youtube. hands down. Leeroy Tyrone Jackson... boy he's a tall glass of water... dark glass of water too.

    LEE TY XD

  • ... that's exactly how I eat watermelon

  • haha

  • Jessie owned that watermelon. Minerals and vitamins an evreythin.

  • @challadze , First of all moron, you spelt stupid wrong, he puts "voices" on for a laugh , he has a perfectly normal voice , and as fat , your not exactly all big and mighty hiding behind your monitor in your dimly lit den are you ?

  • Cool Video!! I like your character. People are mean. Just remember to turn down your mic a little bit so it doesn't spike like that.

    Gotta go - watermelon time!!

  • i understand that he is fat and ugly but i dont understand why he is so stuped? :(

  • It's a black man inside an overweight white man's body.

  • You people don`t know shit about eating watermelon

  • omg u got more than 50 thousand views for just eatin a watermelon..im jealous..

  • @jogonexon Its not just someone who's eating a watermolen, it's BOOGIE!!

    

  • @jogonexon

    Because it a FAT kid eating a watermelon.

  • faggot

  • I watched this entire video. All the way through. Is there something wrong with me?

  • eating more? not suprised

  • Who cares what race eats watermelon? This guy in the video is white, and people stereotype black people eating it.

    Why should it matter? WATERMELON TASTES GREAT!

  • i can really hear him getting fatter while watching this

  • what can i say really interesting video : to see a fat freak eating in front of cam

    cant believe he got over 50k views :|

  • @nesen100 Sir this man on this video is a genius you can learn a lot of him eating a watermelon.

  • you're the reason why i want a watermelon right now :D

  • You don't need two halves of a watermelon to have tits!

  • Gross, in the uk eating water melon means A SLICE! not the whole fucking thing.

    I dont think I'll be able to eat watermelon without feeling fat now....

  • @MissAnimeCutie It's usually like that in America too >.>

  • @MissAnimeCutie At 4-H camp we had a compeition, i ate 14 peices, which was like a watermelon and a half.

  • @MissAnimeCutie Same in Australia. :p

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  • omg its looks small in his hands xD!

  • Makin jokes about black ppl takin watermelon?! you ass! >:(

  • my god lmao at least cut the watermelon into wedges or small cubes :P

  • OMG Boogie your eating something healthy are you on a diet finnily?

  • OH GOD! I'M LACTATIN'!!!

    

  • otermalor ?:/

  • ive done this before

  • seedless watermelon! that's great! why don't we have them here in the uk?

  • FUCKING ITUNES THIS

  • It should be a crime to be this fat

  • he's a fat cunt..and that melon wont touch the sides...i mean he could prolly swallow it whole

  • lololololol

    

  • funny stuff!

  • healtiest thing hes prolly ate in a good 15 years

  • minerals and vitamins arent in his vocab lol jk im not mean to alien prostatutes:P

  • Oh gawd Im lactatin'

  • you have such small watermellons...

  • dude i mean it go on a diet or ur ganna die plz go on a diet

  • @CodProphett He is. He is going on the Biggest Loser I believe and is trying very hard to live in a healthier environment.

  • Now THAT'S how a man eats a watermelon.

  • cut this fucker up :D

  • Your mic sucks balls.

  • ur are fat and ur not funny fuckin stupid turd

  • @TheSk8erlol What a sad life you have, watching videos about a nice guy that's trying to be funny and entertaining and try to make youself feel better by degrading him

  • HES EVEN SEXIER EATING WATERMELON! MARRY ME!

  • jesus christ you're fucking fat.

  • @chrisis138 Watermelon is healthy, its not like he is eating junk food.

  • @XxXKillaBoi he's fucking fat. Say, whatcha doing, sitting around watching the worms crawl uh outta your mammas' pussy?

  • @chrisis138 Obvious troll is obvious.

  • Leroy tyron jackson? You sure you dont mean Leroy Jenkins? LEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKKKK­INNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • no shit its a watermelon

  • I don't give a daiemn

  • see if u keep eatin like that you wont way over 500 pounds..

  • UH UH DAMN!

  • No volveré a comer Sandía despues de ver este vídeo.... dios ayudarle! oh dios mio... da miedo...

    Saludos!

  • @halconegro86 Scared to write in english you dumbass

  • @Startrollz (Google Sorry I do not speak English) "I will not eat watermelon after watching this video .... God help you! oh my god ... scary ...

    Greetings!"

    :D

  • @halconegro86 lol dumbass get a life

  • I've never seen anyone eat a watermelon that way.

    Always a first for everything

  • lol`d at 0:12 xD

  • you guys realize this guys fake..

  • phat

  • i want a watermelon now

  • OMG U CAN GET OUT OF UR CHAIR UR IMPROVING !!!!! :P

  • this dude kicks ass.

  • boogie2988: "mom, can you go get me mcdonalds"

  • i find this easy to masturbate to.

  • 3:22 looks like you lost your arm at the elbow, like your shoulder connects directly to your forearm. Good stuf

  • Haha anyone notice the poster in the background??

  • Oh god I'm lactatin'.

  • 2:25 watermellon piece comes sliding out

  • i cracked up at the part about captain kirk lol

  • i feel like watermelon now!!

  • I dont know if anyone else decided to eat a water melon after this video buy I know I did

  • @rubyonyxsapphire

    LMFAO would he like sausage,bacon, egg,beans, and a trip to jimmy chungs with that....and thats just for snack

  • 0:42 he sounds like yoda : D

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  • @emilybebes Maybe because it's a goddamn character

  • @aznboy3213 oh...

  • WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR LIPS?

  • W.T.F.

    u b eaten sum WATERMELLONNNNNNN

    u bess b glad u aint blackkkk

    or itd go on yer INTERNET RECORDDDDDD

    Foreva.

  • @cmnnt99 You creep xD

  • What can I see in this Vid?

    I see one Watermelon, looks yummy..and I see another Watermelon..looks fat and round ...

    1. The second one eats the first one.

    2. The second one thinks it's funny.

    Man...It's not funny...your not funny...your watermelon is not funny...STOP THAT SHIT....please!

  • @oOViviSmilesOo watermellons eaten watermellons... hmmm i wont if the second one has red stuff in it without the seeds?

  • not funny

  • olhe so o que o jogo te fez á cabeça homem >.>

  • is he being racist? :P

  • I was eating a watermelon awile watching this.

  • @traviskk100 And when i was easting my watermelon i almost choked to death when you said Your a ailen prostatute!

  • Dude. Just slice the watermelon up and chomp down on the fucker!

  • boogie i think u shud act ur funny as shit nd deserve it nd i hope tht i live 2 c u

  • good for ya!

  • Its Star Wars not Star Trek. .. even i know that!

  • i seriouslly hate to admit it but this guy is fucking funny as hell.

  • put some salt on it buddy it tastes awesome with it

  • Yeahh...cut that fucker up..

  • what da fuck yall talking about, it dont matter if he eating healthy fruit. he can barely fit in da fucking chair? therefore. eat 10 watermelons u gonna be da same if u dont go take a nice long walk for excercise.

  • if i ate a watermelon and put it on "the youtubes" i woud get 6 views.

  • "Dark glass o' water too."

  • Your wife... should be ashamed.

  • Your PUNNY!!!!! :D tehe

  • For all you people who come on this page and comment about how he eats too much need to stfu and stop watching the damn video if it disturbs you.

    You can literally eat plenty of melons without gaining a pound so stop being so close minded and pathetic and eat a melon.

    boogie has brass balls to eat melons and make a video. It's called courage. I admire that.

  • You know i bet you trolls that your sitting in your seat eating a huge bar of chocolate.

    Who cares if fat? HEs the one eating fruit.And hes happy.

  • @suthy1194 we love to eat, got a problem with that?

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  • click 8 over and over

  • 0:09 LOLOLOLOLLOL

  • Uhhm what was there in the watermelon???