Goalkeeper scores from 100 metres

[MiskoLBP]

This goalkeeperis from manchester united!

[TeamHuntingRyko]

World Championship 2010 ... Germany.... manuel neuer.... nuff said...

[DreadnoughtMetal2006]

And the beaten keeper is Man. Utd's Tomasz Kuszczak o.O

[xXKazeGaaraXx]

We meet again,204P

[the5creename]

@xXKazeGaaraXx 240p

[MrPorygon1]

That literally happened to me. Man i was ticked

[Thousandpiecepuzzle]

Aw cmon every guy over exaggerates about something :P

[Urzu3]

to all people out there, please do some research about the field dimension first.

this match was in Poland, a friendly match between Poland vs Colombia..

Silesian Stadium - 105m x 68m. enough said.

[jesuspassthebong]

a football pitch is 120 meters long and 90 meters wide so stfu

[Urzu3]

@jesuspassthebong u have to admit, most elite stadium in Europes is 105m x 68m for big stadium (san siro, camp nou, old trafford) some of them is 103m x 67m (stanford Brigde)

which mean, the goalkeeper didn't score from 100 m becoz he's already near the penalty box lines.

[911goathead]

metres?

[momanlandisdabest]

most likely, the only goal celebration he will do...

and he flops on to the floor???

[sconer44]

@momanlandisdabest what would u do pull up ur top and have i am a stupid cunt written on ur t shirt ?

[momanlandisdabest]

@sconer44 if the guy wants to... why not???

[TheSucharMan]

Kuszczak jest wporzo

[TheSzary03]

O japie*****

[323tiim]

Thats not 100 metres, the pitch is 90 metres long. Do the math

[Kihlberg90]

It takes a Tomas Kuzscak to conced a goal like that...

[911danyal]

it's not !00 metre man.......nobody can score a goal with a 100 metre....

[leancuervo08]

Hell yeah the pinguin celebration!! :D

[JAAH105]

in the fifa rules stand that a field must by between 100 and 110 meter so it is like between 84 and 94 meters goal

[4242cd]

why didn't he just push it over the bar instead of trying to catch it

[kondomkoboldchen]

@4242cd i ask that every time i watch that...and im from poland :'/

[KCSTommy]

;- ) tak wygląda gra Polskiej Reprezentacji ;p i tyle kto tak uważa łapa w góre ;p

[tahi16]

kusack : damn nigga

[manufcbest]

who cares its kusack he crap hope man u sell him

[12m41l]

The goalkeeper got distracted by osama bin laden

[FortFrozen]

@12m41l fucking retard.

[CFLNHLFIFAFAN]

nice!

[OsamaBinLooney]

only one phrase can describe that..

Fucking Owned!

[littlematas]

hhaha its kuczhak man utd keeper hahahaaa

[y07brownj]

I wouldn't like to be that keeper

[murphy487]

he kicked it out of his hands so that cleary didnt count and he kicked it out of his hands outside the box so i dont no pretty stupit video

[89dforce]

@murphy487 i don't think there's a rule about goalkeepers scoring by shooting the ball from their hands. The second observation, well perhaps you're right(though the video isn't clear enough) but even if the ref saw this I think he made the right decision! It's just a friendly and let the incredible happen..

[rodgetaylorjnr]

@murphy487 actually he is inside the box

[athull08]

@murphy487 scoring straight from his hands is perfectly legal

[murphy487]

@athull08 you idiot keepers are not left score from there hands not in England anyway pal check the rules of the pl if you dont belive me dont no if its different in other countrys but its not left in england and Ireland

[athull08]

@murphy487 I honestly don't know what you're talking about. I've just checked the premier league rules and I can't find anything that says a keeper can't score with a kick straight from his hands, as long as he is inside his own box when he kicks it.

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[89sweetsweet]

thats why man u are shit as they bought kuscak who let that go in!

[chrisamacpherson]

@89sweetsweet

They're shit? All those trophies must not mean a thing then? You might hate them but they're far from shit mate!

[89sweetsweet]

@chrisamacpherson oh so the trophies are completely to the team? bollocks, its mostly down to ferguson, giving shit to refs and so the refs want to impress him and not have him giving them crap about their performace.

good thing the fa gave him a ban, its about bloody time.

[MrPoundNote]

@89sweetsweet Don't worry about it, bringing up the trophies is the standard response from a man united 'fan' who has nothing else to come back with =]

[murphy487]

@89sweetsweet retard we were champions and in the final of the cl bet you regret that now and we bought him 2 be 3rd choice haha what a prick

[89sweetsweet]

@murphy487 looks like you lose the bet you made with yourself as why would i regret it? phaha twat. Champions why? because of shit ref decisions and fergusons gobby mouth. Q) Who are you going to blame when Barcelona kick the crap out of you in the final? A) The ref and his assistants. When that tit retires you'll be fucking crap. But you'll always be able to moan like you dirty mancs always do when things don't go there way. Although I would be surprised if you actually come from manchester

[azNandySoccer]

That goalie is me.

[PSPhelpGEN]

@azNandySoccer in your dreams

[harokahtajdid]

this is the real shaolin soooooccer..haha

[JDKnightGames]

Can't believe im watching this vid and I see comments with sad bastards arguing about pitch length, actually, I can believe it with todays society.

[cortez1916]

its PUSZCZAK from MUły

[iMatty67]

Raped xD

[Pauric017]

it is kuzscak!!!!polish much?

[holopis1983]

goalkeeper who regretted it looks similar to thomas kuszak

[ManUnited2157]

@holopis1983 it is kuszczak in a World Cup warm-up match between Poland and Colombia on 30 May 2006, he conceded a goal directly from a long punt by the opposition goalkeeper, Neco Martínez.

[hasdbhjas]

@Valendmarc how the fuck can it be "between" 90 and 120 mts?!?

[SambaDk]

@hasdbhjas There is no specific rule for how long it should be, just be between 90 and 120 meters..

[Valendmarc]

@SambaDk yeah sambaDK you are right but some people don´t understand this......

so its NOT impossible to score a goal from 100 metres

[SambaDk]

@Valendmarc He's probably from the U.S. ..

[knoxville255]

@SambaDk Thank you for including me in the same group as that fucktard though I know that it is not impossible.

[hasdbhjas]

imbecil, es imposible hacer un gol de 100 metros en futbol, la cancha completa mide 90 metros ¬¬

asshole, it's fuckin' impossible to score a goal from 100 meters in football (or soccer however you call it) only the ground is 90 mts. ¬¬

[Valendmarc]

@hasdbhjas fuck you idiot the whole field is between 90 and 120 metres so shut up !!!

most of the field are about 114-120 metres !

[DaBushy]

@Valendmarc theres no need to be offensive about it u dick. chill out. and plus, if ur saying the field is between 114-120 meters, the shot was taken from inside the box which cant be much less than 100m. stop being an immature smartass

[Thescotty200]

@Valendmarc with the prof teams the amateur teams got 100-90

[Musicman1913]

@Valendmarc Lol, I don't know where you play the game, but mostely the fields are like 90 till 110 metres long XD

[BotActionAndy]

@Valendmarc haha but inside the lines it is 100 mostly

[MrPoznano]

@Valendmarc 114-120 meters are u dumb?? ahhaha! and how can 37 people put the like thing on your comment?? the field is ususally around 100... San Siro, which is one of the biggest is 105, Camp Nou is 105, Stamford Bridge is 103, Anfield is 100... Most other "normal" stadiums, as the one in the video seems to be, are even under 100. Dumb.

[Valendmarc]

? i said the field is between 90 and 120 metres......

and yes most of the fields are about 114-120 metres :)

[oDannnYx]

@Valendmarc what?? 120 metres?LOL

How on earth did you get so many thumbs up.. people must be very dumb..

The normal football pitch is actually under 100 (the one in the video is anyway)..

The biggest I think is the Nou Camp which is 106..

[1235Loveit]

@oDannnYx Max in world football is 112 meter long

[oDannnYx]

@1235Loveit That's just not true :L

What stadium?

[lx787x]

@oDannnYx The two touch lines must also be of the same length, and be between 90 and 120 m (100 and 130 yd) in length; go die

[oDannnYx]

@lx787x yeah ok fair point, but why put "go die" at the end lol?

[gamedude4888]

@hasdbhjas Dude, stop having such a fit, its an estimate.

[mattjunka]

@hasdbhjas a feild is 90-120 metres...

[Obelisk1990]

lol nice

[vae26]

wtf but lol :P

[buroriuser]

100 metres?????hahahahha

[Mashromallow]

he play in Manchester United now and he's really great goalkeeper -.- fucking stupid idiots...

[MRPriingless]

luck

[simon9434]

he always wanted to do that celebration...

[geover330]

kala nikolaki 100 metra den einai.... telos pantwn

[MrINSANEguitar69056]

I did this too before but i had a lil help from the defence midfield and strikers great goal. :-)

[soccerdork8]

i once did that. But it was on a 8v8 field

[manchesterunited465]

this is like 85 meters?

[studycell]

kuszack sux

[gamelord309]

haha this should happen more in football

[FloZune]

lol

[bucior1]

wpuszczak



[Jachu1991]

jestem Polakiem i mowie wam to jest kuszczak

[96Tdub]

Thats not 100 meters but nice kick

[OlyMp241]

@96Tdub no fucker it isn't is 86 meters

[96Tdub]

@OlyMp241 Gees settle down...



[GorgieLoyal1]

LMAO just goes to show even the man united reserve keeper makes silly mistakes!

[Matu1]

It didnt not only bounce it had pretty big curve in it too. At 0:23 you can see that ball makes pretty big curve after bounce.

.

[johncenaforeverever]

i am a golie too i have a great ability to catch those ones but i admit its pretty hard

[owczarp]

Boruc in Fiorentina, You dumb-ass, not Kuszczak - a hero from this movie

[thegoonerpacman]

@owczarp it was Kuszczak

[ledias65]

that one actually looked sorta hard to stop lol

[max000ist]

GOOAALLL GOOOAAALLL!

[Bakri13]

he will show what he can in fiorentina

[MrHagridd]

@Bakri13 Kuszczak in Fiorentina? lol

[Rogentx]

I can vouch for fast and high bouncers; I played goal keeper for several years and those are hard to predict, let alone stop.

[ThePapeech]

@Rogentx

shut up anyone could know that if they played soccer

[Rogentx]

@ThePapeech I don't response to keyboard warriors Jr, aside from the time it take me to type that.

[ThePapeech]

@Rogentx

not using a keyboard dickhead its called a touch screen but poor fuks like u cant afford that

[Rogentx]

@ThePapeech lol No doubt your parents bought, ahd regardless of what you have, coming on here acting tough and calling people names such as you just did, makes you a keyboard warrior no matter if you are using a keyboard or a touchscreen . You'll understand that fact when you get older.

[ThePapeech]

@Rogentx

wtf is a keyboard warrior im not faggot that says shit like that u musk be the COCK SUCKING WARRIOR that that describes u pretty well u aborted feutus

[Rogentx]

@ThePapeech Keyboard warrior is someone who talks shit while sitting behind the computer as you are doing.

[norbimolnar]

@ThePapeech You are so inteligent...

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@ThePapeech You cant play soccer as theres no such thing as soccer.

[Nfactor3]

dudek shuda been ther

[zielenhwdp]

japierdole

[betterthenyou23]

I am a goalkeeper so i know those shots are hard to save but kuszak or however you spell his name shoulda had it because he had a lot of time and probably thought it was going over the bar and i would say it is his fault cause he could at least ran back and dove or parried or jumped a lot higher and put a lot more effort in it and fuck u dumb fuck keepers who say dont blame the keeper ,........its not the defenses fault then its the keepers he shoulda saved it and tookin the shot more serious!

[2010WontonSoup2010]

if it was a 100 meters.. the ball would have been ON the line. that only looked like it was 85-90... u fuckin* retar*

[zzzzaaa0990]

@2010WontonSoup2010 A football pitch isn't 100m long you fucktard

[Blackweirdo]

@zzzzaaa0990 it is..

[zzzzaaa0990]

@Blackweirdo nope

[icrapmypantstomuch]

that wasn't eve 100 metres it was like 88 metres

[2ndMilitary]

I'm an goalkeeper - catching a fast, bouncing ball that is just under the crossbar would be extremely difficult, don't blame the goalie.

[luigibomber98]

golaço

[lujlano]

@PhoenixNuke fucken right man!!! :O

[NothingFilmworks]

@JJlil1022 U.S. sucks more matey! there only arrogant people and kids always desperate. ( between 6-15 years ).

[CoreysCamera]

unbelevable

[DragonScion]

Bouncing balls are horrible. i'm can tell you this, too, applies to many other sports like baseball and lol rubgy of course.

[weatiesboy111]

that is actuality a VERY hard shot to stop. if you try to catch it before it bounces you might drop it, if you let it bounce it is much harder to determine were it is going to go. so don't blame it on the keeper for letting it in.

[Choo69]

If you're a keeper, there are two things that go through your mind when a bouncing ball comes your way. 1. Should I catch it? 2. What if I fumble it?

If a ball is headed down towards goal your body will not adjust in time in most cases. Surprise bounces on a bad pitch is a keeper's worst nightmare.

[BillFatty]

im also a keeper and ive got to admit it is VERY hard

[amodelchurro]

lol was that tomasz kuszczak? xD the manchester united has 2 goalkeepers that did that

[StigGT2]

was he using the new world cup ball

[kbkeeper93]

@StigGT2

They were using the Team Geist ball that was used in the 2006 world cup

[Habbo121]

@kbkeeper93 bullshit, this match was before world cup 2006

[kbkeeper93]

@Habbo121

Yeah, it was a warm up match for the 2006 world cup, so they used the same ball as the tournament ball to help get used to playing with it

[grezgorztube]

that would actually go in on a lot of goalies. Just kind of lucky that it was so accurate

[MrSuperKostas]

wow....

[TiKKtAkk200]

U can't even score from your hands retard

[iklees2]

Trust me. It's realy hard to catch a ball like that. it looks easy but it is not.

[castillo19or8]

Heh i remember i scored like this once and we needed one goal to proceed to the next round. Good video =]

[S3ANQ99]

thats one good goal !

if i was the same size as him i wouldnt have had a chance of catching that

[radoni0]

This is Poland - Columbia friendly match, This goalie is Tomasz Kuszczak - he's a Man Utd second Goalie

[theman0818]

very hard to deal with, thats why i tell me defenders to not let it bounce cause that happens

[Skullin7r]

It was just a freak goal, it wasn't really good play or bad play by anyone.

[HedgesWan]

doubt this would have counted as its and in direct free kick?

[sabfoucan]

Kuskiaz or what ever his name is FROM MAN UNITED AHAH

[maciek97p]

i pomyśleć że gra w Man Utd ...

[burtkokain]

this is semifinal of SEA games in 2003, the scoring goalkeeper is from Malaysia, Shamsuri Mustafa

[LovroHRV]

@burtkokain read the info: May 30, 2006 — Colombia's amazing winner in World Cup warm-up match with Poland.

[MrMaximiser]

the keepers rubbish

[pureownex2]

@MrMaximiser have u ever been a keeper? try to catch a ball that bounce in high speed :D

[noobstudios555]

@MrMaximiser You try saving that. imagine the speed the ball would be travelling at to make it that far and then when it bounces you dont know whether to move forward or back and you get stuck. Thegoal only just scraped under the cross bar making it harder. And i do keep so believe me i know

[rtyrtyrty123123123]

How did he screw that save up?!

[theFishmack]

@rtyrtyrty123123123

Hes from Poland, no wonder. We can do anything. I mean ANY

[HenkkasTube]

Kuszak is a complete SHIT

[Igorinho07]

HenkkasTube look at you motherfucker.

[Leszczu29]

Stadion śląski ;D

[noobpwnagez]

shity keeper with no reflex. if it was a chip shot i would had nothing to say except blaming his luck, but even i back in my primary school days can save this..

[matt7lloyd]

kuszcack is exacly that cack ::L

[valla2o7]

the keeper didnt score from a 100 meters anyway the goal wuz cool

[aarne911]

hahahaa. kuzcack and foster - two manchester keepers that have been scored against by other keepers.

[JonseyAlabama]

Nice Goal reminded me of Pat Jennings.

[b0m83d]

great goal

[6undead9]

wow nice grammer ladies

[TheZaskoDD]

It isnt 100 metres! the keeper stands out of the 16 line!

[svizzerotto92]

it was 80 - 85 metres

[stonewizzard]

fuck all of u

[bumpersorchard]

ARSTIM SHUT THE FUCK UP

[gianluru93]

go suck a cock

[Arstim]

Fucking yank, Forward is the corret form, not a forward. And stop saying Soccer, it's football for christ sake and americans suck in it, deal with it :)

[gianluru93]

what the fuck are u saying u cunt, i told arstim to suck a cock because i believe its called forward and not striker. what the fuck is ur prob, learn to read u illiterate fagot

[MalachHaMavis]

soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer

[tidas123456789]

I admit since I'm a goalie catching a bouncing ball is pretty hard.

[hotspaghettihotspagh]

Pfft. Maybe catching a bouncing ball is hard for you, but for goalkeepers with experience it's easy. You're probably the worst keeper in your country, maybe the world.

No lifer.

[Lukeno52]

Now actually play in goal. It is only easy if the pitch is perfectly flat and it bounces at the right distance between it and you. Moron.

[hotspaghettihotspagh]

Most pitches are flat and i'm tall so i can reach up high unlike you shrimp. Douchebag

[Lukeno52]

@hotspaghettihotspagh Only professional pitches are truly flat. And I'm 5ft 10, and can easily jump to a full sized crossbar and beyond, so I'm not small. Keyboard warrior much? Bounces don't usually gain much height off bumps: if it's going high, it hasn't bounced recently and is easier to work out where it's going.

@tidas123456789 you don't have to catch it