Werewolf 9 of 9

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

Why does Yuri spend the whole fight throwing his arms up in an "X"? After which he dies? I don't get it. And what happened to Joe Estevez?

[davidgalindo07]

This is the worst movie EVER MADE

[ForceMaximus84]

Didn't they do the credits gag for an earlier episode, too? I swear I saw this before.

[PhoenixHealing]

@ForceMaximus84 well, there was the chick-flick-battle from Alien from LA. But I don't remember the musical credits gag.

[youngkent]

Awesome end credits! TUSK!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

4:52 Windows Noises??

Surprise Ending Written Or Conceived By A Tubeworm!!!

[adiadv10]

Thank you for uploading!

[RichterTheEternal]

I think the whole focus on this movie is not too much on the incredibly vague story or if any...PLOT, but more on seeing werewolves on the screen. Even the actors and actresses' characters seem to be more into just witnessing the spectacle of a person transitioning into a werewolf, becoming a werewolf themselves or just putting themselves in a situation to be a victim.

[RanMouri82]

"Starring Resusci Annie."

[DickieAnginson]

"She's not a werewolf, she merely joined the cast of Cats."

[Windclaw]

TUSK!

[blossom246810]

This movie is so bad, it kind of makes me angry at the director for not noticing how bad it was. It's just baffling.

[HolyHogShit]

i diddnt see that end coming, but i wasnt surprised either... really this whole thing was just words and faces and a gorilla in a dog mask... some walking... more words.. a girl was muddy i think,some broad kept saying wahr wulf, and some stuff hapened. really the end could have been in the middle, and it would have been exactly the same. the only way i knew it was the end, were the credits. what was that about? was there a story i should have noticed?

[MrBuch169169]

I love that Mike's most distinguishing characteristics are 'blond hair' and 'from Wisconsin'. Such a nice guy there was nothing to make fun of. :D

[HolyHogShit]

@MrBuch169169 he has little ears. and if he were a sandwitch he would be a baloney sandwitch with light mayo on wonder bread with a slice of individually wrapped american cheese.

[rdog30s]

One of their best !

[crimsontowers]

A "werr-weuoowulf"?

No, a werewolf.

Sucks for Sheen's brother, their paps must have had his nutsack's suck knob cranked to 11 and broke the knob off, having used up all the good genes on Martin..i mean the poor guy tries though, you can tell. he just seems be confused, thinking that yelling is the same as emphasizing emotion, or that whole elusive 'acting' phenomenon

[duderseb]

Credits = win.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Well what happened to the peasant??

[Tanyableu]

Greatest musical credits EVER!

[HolyHogShit]

@Tanyableu "give it away now!!!"

[Tanyableu]

@TEOATTC8 LolWerewulf?

[AstralPixie]

"Poor girl... the last guy she dated turned out to be the Loch Ness Monster" :D

Wonder Woman..

We will we will Rock You.. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves... Tusk!

And the Cat's in the Cradle...

[SpikeJet2736]

The scary part isn't the the werewolf attacking people it's the werewolf and tommy wiseau's sister here trying to have a moment.

[ninjawraith17]

Epilogue:

Oh and Natalie? Well, after her DNA was successfully cloned the government donated her to one of their most loyal contributors, Disney. She was placed in one of Disney's Busch Gardens parks. Yet legal issues arose when her brother and only living family member demanded rights. They settled out of court, but to their surprise instead of asking for her freedom he demanded money.

He used the money to create a film he directed, produced, wrote, and starred in called "The ROOM."

[ninjawraith17]

And so Euro-trash werewolf Paul and mate the brain-dead werecat Natalie were captured by the authorities. Noel, being the only remaining scientist from the find, was awarded full credit for his discovery. However, he gave a generous share of the credit to "Native Americans" Joel and Bill for all their hard work.

Meanwhile in Area 51, Paul and Natalie had their DNA cloned to create an entire generation of Werewolf super-soldiers for the US. Paul was then made into a rug that lies in my study. FIN

[iamthephatmouse]

"crickets are trying to drown out the soundtrack-- Go Crickets!"

Tusk!

[Chillazilla2]

Hey, they mocked Scully :( By the way, where in the hell is that chick supposed to be from?? Her accents sound like a Dutch/Russian mix with an attempt gloss it over with a generic American one. Wow- just awful. lol

[EponymousKid]

I have a hard time believing wimpy werewolf Paul, who almost got beat up by a random pedestrian, could kill a beefy guy like Yuri.

[dork94596]

6:35 "Surprise ending conceived and written by a tube worm."

[bobdolesrevenge]

@dork94596 Or M. Night Shayamalan

[Theburn77]

Tusk!

[ChaoticYak]

Hmmm...Sam got himself some seamless gutters. Nice.

*glass shatters*

Huh.

[DAVIDInitiative]

LOL Bimbo noire.

This is probably one of my new favorite episodes now. The credits were hysterical, and all 3 of these guys got about a laugh a second with this one. Thank you, MST3K.

[putzthewondersloth]

If you want to see how Crow hits the button with his head, check out season five, episode 20 or Radar Secret Service. It cracks me up every time.

[KingSnarf]

Where's the end of it?

[GuyWhoWearsShirt]

Best part 2:10 I laughed so hard, I actually got my dog to howl!

[ChaoticYak]

I can't believe people called me a psycho. I'm going to take their heads and carve 'em into ashtrays!

[Yapshire]

Oh, man. They dissed on Gillian Anderson. That's my future wife they're talking about.

[KingSnarf]

@Yapshire I think they were on some kind of X-Files kick. David Duchovny gets jabbed too.

[trapadoored]

@Yapshire

geez isn't she about 50 by now? Actually the chick in this movie looks a lot like her. I think its the lips.

[textthing]

The only thing awesome about this movie is Yuri's car.

[Windclaw]

It's a pity the ending gets cut off. Kevin gets to being Humphrey on camera.

Cutie! <3

[GoreTorn16]

4:50-4:54

If you listen carfully, you can hear the infamous "Ding ding!" Windows 95 sound effect.

[einomega]

Yeah, I'm completely confused why everyone thinks they are saying "Tusk". Not only does it not sound like that (to me), that just doesn't make sense.

[tibbar5179]

@einomega because they ARE singing "Tusk". it's a Fleetwood Mac reference, one which they make SEVERAL times throughout the show's run.

[einomega]

@tibbar5179 Oh, I see. Never got into Fleetwood Mac so my mistake. Well, at least the show has enough Brian Eno and The Cure references to keep me happy. :D

[tibbar5179]

@einomega not really a big mac fan myself. points for digging eno. interestingly enough, a mighty boosh episode ALSO contains a reference to Tusk.

[nagaking07]

"werewaiter"

[Capng123]

Looking at these comments... wow... it's "TOSS" ya goofballs, not "TUSK"!

[WhiteTiger225]

@Capng123 Or maybe they said it so it sounded like tusk. What they wanted vs What they did, what they did wins :p

[bornimperfect]

@Capng123 Tusk is from a fleetwood mac song

[DaKilla27]

looks like she's got a size 38

[sleepyhollow783]

Werewolf...."WER's" Part 10 is what I need to know.

[KillerPikmin]

Is that a one by six? Oh! Its her acting...

[bruxbrux]

TUSK!

[KyleBlues1]

*sigh* surprise ending written and conceived by a tubeworm.

[WuMali1]

Where is the rest please?

[fuckingkiddinme]

Amazingly incredible ending!! Damn funny episode

[ChaoticYak]

Trying to get in one last hair coloring before he dies.

I have a feeling every bit of her intelligence is being used to climb these stairs.

I stand corrected. She's not a werewolf. She merely joined the cast of CATS.

[KaristaSwiss]

5:40 Thats the director giving up and leaving :-)

[ErinIsPunk]

LOL, I love it when Crow sang that Red Hot Chili Peppers song

[singitjohnny]

TUSK!

[QuikVidGuy]

Um... Pearl? Where'd you go?

[QuikVidGuy]

Who did "Titles and Special Effects"?

[LSUTigers712]

The absolute worst ending in movie history.

[SnjperWulf]

"She learned English from Two Wild and Crazy Guys..." lol Wow, that's a good call.

[ChaoticYak]

I can't believe people call me a psycho. I'm going to take those people's heads and carve them into ashtrays!

Sorry I chewed your shoe!

Well, folks, should I follow him? What do you think?

[Nobody7676]

TUSK!!!

[livinintwilightzone]

It's apparently storming only inside...

[BlackNoir]

WereCrow makes me...uncomfortable.

[Dragmack]

go crickets!

[InterEDGE]

GO CRICKETS!

[HylianLycan]

"Think of my family in Latvia!"

and LOL The credits and the credit singing

[ronvins]

"I have the feeling that every bit of her intelligence is being used to climb these stairs."

"Should I.. yes I'll take the next step."

"Shoe cam, actual shoes!"

OFL

[LaDracul]

Every time I hear "Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe, I'm so inclined to yell out "TUSK!"

[FlippinBooks]

"Can you help me get these Bugles off my fingers?" xD That's almost EXACTLY what I was thinking when I saw that part.

The end credits are why this is my favorite MST3K episode. TUSK!

[DAJ01]

Wait, the film was actually called Arizona Werewolf?

That's absolutely fascinating....

[BigBluestone22]

its funny crow says "Freddy Kreuger.....Hell Raiser....Paul."

and in the "Projected Man" they say

"Yes great monsters of cinema....Frankensteins Monster...Dracula....Paul...."

Its wierd that all these idiots are named Paul.

[AuburnRed1]

@BigBluestone22

It reminds me of the Jake Gittes, Dirty Harry, Serpico.... Kevin bit from Hobgoblins.

I don't know maybe these horror directors somehow think Paul is a scary name that is supposed to strike fear into our hearts......or something. :D LOL

[BigBluestone22]

@AuburnRed1 The acting of these people names Paul seems to strike fear into my heart but thats it.

[AuburnRed1]

@BigBluestone22

I think that must be it. :D

[guysmiley00]

@BigBluestone22 Haven't you heard? Paul is a dead man.

[JoSoProductions]

1:12-1:14 Please anything to end this!

[AuburnRed1]

Let's see how many songs I can name from the final theme:

Pow Wow, The Indian Boy We Will Rock You, Tusk, Battle of New Orleans

Gypsies Tramps and Thieves, Tusk, again, The Lonely Goatherd,

Here Comes Santa Claus, Tusk, once more, Give it Away, Brand New Key

Tusk, again, Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey, Cats in the Cradle, Easter Parade, One Night in Bangkok, Surrey with the Fringe on Top, Freshman

Oh Susanna, Tusk for the last time!

Did I leave anything out? :D

[AuburnRed1]

Is that a 1 X 6? Oh ,it's her acting.

I can't believe people called me a psycho. I'm going to take those people's heads and carve them into ashtrays.

Swinging by to see Flounder, and Bluto, and Pinto.... Yes, it's Delta Brother, Creepo!

Remember Cindy nothing gets in. No information ever reaches your brain.

[lovelyladie345]

Give it away give it away give it away now

[xebek]

Seriously, does he think he's invincible when he crosses his arms like that? Is it his anti-werewolf stance?

[MST3K86]

From the sound of her accent I think that this actress is Tommy Wiseau's sister or something.

[globbo100]

"She learned English from those wild and crazy guys."

[gentlerat]

Wait a minute, the last few minutes of the episode? C'mon?

Man! Anyway, better than twilight, not that I ever saw twilight, so I can't speak. But that last song! That owns everything I've ever heard, at least at this time of night on little sleep.

[serpico89]

even though this was probably one of the worst movies i've seen, i still feel kinda bad for that russian lady for some odd reason lol.

[NazTb0y]

hey, this doesn't get to the end!!! what the hell!?

[chusidhe]

was this canadian? kind of felt a little bit canadian to me.

[theatr1cal]

Their medley at the end cracks me up.

[sleepyhollow783]

Uh, where is the show's ending!? Part 10 anyone?!

[BlueKyne]

Well, just saw the WORST ever waarwulf film, now I'm ready to see the best one. In theaters Feb. 12th, right?

[trapadoored]

@BlueKyne I sure hope you don't mean the Wolfman remake because that has to inferior to wolfen, the howling, american werewolf in london and well-obviously, the original wolfman.

[northumberlandview]

Starring Resusci-Annie

Go Crickets!

And Congress enabled the Pop-Rox labelling laws

The End Theme is EPIC!!!

[Morzox]

I'm not the only one that thinks werewolves wouldn't sound like eagles and hawks, am I?

[lordofwar0828]

"Well can you help me get these bugles off my fingers?"

"Poor girl, last guy she dated ended up being the loc nes monster."

"Fortunately the director wanted no reaction in this scene."

"Surprise ending written and conceived by a tube worm." hahah

[nevfangiel]

"it's sort of bimbo noir."

"well, folks, should i follow him? what do you think?"

"mr. and mrs. b.o.-plenty."

[RavnDream]

"Don't look! I haven't been pruned!"

"Would you put on a long, loose-fitting gown and roll around in the mud for me?"

"Poor girl, last time her date turned out to be the Loch Ness Monster."

"Wonder Woman~!!"

"She's not a werewolf, she merely joined the cast of CATS!"

[ElveeKaye]

That phone DOES have a nice rack!

Wuurwulf girl really needs to get that overbite fixed.

Since when do werewolves make a sound like an eagle??

[BXVAce]

Without a doubt, the best credit sequence ever!!

[ScorpiusRaven]

Uhhh....you gotta hit it with your head.

lol

[smoresandhoney]

OMG O.O Mike is WereCrow! Werecrow, he kinda looks creepy. But at the same time. Everytime Mike opened his mouth to speak.

I had the unspeakable urge to LOL. Lets just say I did laugh out loud. XD

[DarkAbsol8811]

I watched it a hundred times!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! I nearly fell out of my chair!

[claytonrhuner]

is that a 1 by 6, oh no that's her acting

she learned English from the wild and crazy guys

Bimbo noir

[SeoulMan]

We will, we will, we will ROCK YOU!

Toss!

[vlcupper]

My god the credits bit is amazing.

[thedarkpoets]

Pauuul....You is a wurwelff

[buffypython]

The end credits song was glorious! I thought I'd heard We Will Rock You in those bongos!

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Cinematography by Haskell Wexler.....'s cat"

[FastTalkingHighPants]

So is lycanthropy an STD? I think I need to get tested for that...

[KaristaSwiss]

aww what happened to PEARL's Experiment :-(

[Lank006]

"Pahll, you is a wir-welf!"

[TheArJist]

Thank you Joe Estevez a man among idiots, or is it a idiot among men??

[Mandi7882]

Wonder Woman!

[Jatsal]

"that was the sound of the director giving up and leaving"

[fkovacs1]

"Can you help me get these Bugles off my fingers?"

[vampirehunterme]

"i have a feeling EVERY bit of her inteligance is being used to climb those stairs

[melodyssong4916]

Trying to get in one last hair-coloring before he dies.

Fortunately, the director *wanted* no reaction in this scene.

[wolf2random]

TUSK!

[CarolinaOcelot]

"One night in Bangkok makes a hard man crumble!!!!"

[Headbanger142]

TUSK!!!!

[h0bbitatheart]

Tusk!

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Did this movie forget to pay its electrical bill?"

[RusselBertrand]

that phone up there is stacked

[hollyhuffstutler]

"This is where Yuri's Russo-Mexican tracking skills will come in handy"

"Okay, we're all ahead of you movie, she's a werewolf"

I love their medley at the end! Though it seemed like it fell apart at "One Night in Bangkok" Toss!

[Samjew]

But ... but ... but the episode's not over ... the episode's not over!

[potcallingkettle]

"Never throw his fetch ball against the picture window."

"The crickets are trying to drown out the soundtrack." "Go crickets!"

"I will disguise myself as my own arms!"

"Mr and Mrs B.O. Plenty."

I love the end credits songs!

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Mike:"Don't look, I haven't be groomed."

Crow:"Paul, you is a warawilf."

Mike:"I can't believe people call me a psycho, I'm gonna take these people's heads and carve them into ashtrays."

Tom Servo:"This is very moving, in that I want to move out of the theater immediately."

Crow:"That's was the sound of the director giving up and leaving."

Tom Servo:"I stand corrected, she's not a werewolf, she merely joined the cast of Cats."

[bigjplay]

You is a werewilf...LOL