Jump Fail

[MrPlaystationboy]

Ouch looks like she forgot to double jump

[123Duwee]

thats what happens when ur not in the kitchen :S

[Zeus101mon]

she forgot to double press the space bar.



[PipeHZiooN]

hahahahhaahahahahaha XD

[TobiasTelevision]

SO MANY ARGUMENTS HERE.

LETS ALL JUST WATCH THE VIDEO, THEN GO SUBSCRIBE NIGAHIGA

[DragonsDeathblow]

DOUBLE JUMN N00B!

[spartan13014]

Understand physic of sand!

[Marvin1996Yokana]

Her uuuuuuuuuh at 0:07 is funny :D

[Bluandchris]

Trololol the noise she makes,

[chargerfan4life21]

this is why zelda had auto-jump

[AP93Playa]

the food was burning. she was running to the kitchen

[MaGiiKzZo]

crash

[dambrake2010]

how the hell she did that?

[Theshortybynature1]

-_-

[marosaru98]

Respawn in kitchen in 3 2 1 

[GetLikeMalik]

Danergous life for a woman when shes not in the kitchen or in bed.

[ROflurmom1]

Should have stayed in the kitchen...

[OtakuLper]

That is one huge-ass kitchen.

[vpetisme]

that was a wierd looking kitchen :S

[GilbertTheWorker]

Sorry for the kitchen joke, but.. Across the gap there was her kitchen and she was running cause she forgot the meal in the oven.

[rickster397]

See this stuff doesn't happen in the kitchen

Lol jk xD

[itsjustadrianfoo]

"OMG, Tessa, are you okay??" Could he have said it anymore manly? lol

[UniversalTopicVids]

get back in the kitchen jokes are getting so old overrated -_-

[101Beastboi]

SHE BETTER GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN WERE SHE BELONGS



[DoP3xTagz]

lol does anybody else hear "are the tits ok".

[Theskiddkid]

if she was black she would have made that

[connorj19951]

cameraman sounds gay :p

[Dyyro]

The number jokes are way more annoying and stupid as the kitchen jokes.

DERP, LOOK AT ME, I CAN RUN MY FINGER ACROSS THE NUMBERS ON MY KEYBOARD. I R FUNNEH.

[TheZaderman]

You pressed A too early!

[stevus111]

Press 3 repeatedly, just do it.

[420420Toker]

I dont know whats worse, She had a run up and STILL didnt make it, OR the fact that its like 2 feet wide? Also..Thats a weird looking kitchen. :)

[RaGeQuiTixRePuBlicaN]

life is hard outside the kitchen

[xXiLoveIndigoXx]

is the ground okay?

[lilchatterfox]

I'm a girl and I think some 'women in the kitchen' jokes are actually funny. ^^

It just bothers me when some guys go overboard with it or actually mean it or are being sexist. T_T

Girls stop being so sensetive and get the joke and guys, stop being little shits. Use your jokes lightly is all I'm asking. Thnx ^^

[RaiShizaki]

@lilchatterfox I'm utterly confused, how does one not be "sexist" with a "sexist" joke. You're definitely a women to say something so stupid, off the computer and back to sucking dick. Off you go!

[antisociety]

@RaiShizaki

I know you think your funny, and its sad, but that is actually possible. Saying something original and funny that is sexist for the sake of humor is different than saying retarded-ass unfunny and unoriginal jokes too put women down because you actually feel superior too them. Also, she doesn't need too, you have all the dick sucking taken care of.

[TheJonathanGibson]

@lilchatterfox Some are funny, but the jokes in general are old because for some reason, some people think its funny to copy and paste already unoriginal and unfunny ones into every new video they watch that has a female in it.

[Fale83]

@lilchatterfox WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING ME A SANDWICH AND TO GET ON THE COMPUTER!

[RustyNex]

@lilchatterfox finally someone with some common sense!

[chimeracrusher]

@lilchatterfox you sounds so cute!

[112leo]

@lilchatterfox You dont got the willy you dont get the silly! xD

[xcalic3600]

@lilchatterfox Is that even something to comment about? Apart from whatever is said, men are more physically awesome and women more physically attractive. To nearly every man on Earth, women above all are most precious to us. Even if we don't admit it the facts remains. So don't be so emo babe. Have no idea why men now are evolving to favor buttholes though. You guys are not sharing enough pussy and causing natural selection to fuck the gene code up. LOL Jus' kiddin'. You said you liked jokes!

[lilchatterfox]

@xcalic3600 You sound like the type of intelligent person who wouldn't insult their intellect by using lowly jokes like that. 0_o Whoa...that was intense XDDD I like your way of looking at it. I agree. You seem like a nice guy.

And just to clarify, I'm not emo T_T I just try to prove my point to everyone. You seem like you're the same. I like that. ^^

[xcalic3600]

@lilchatterfox Cool........I'm out fox. Over.

[lxXxDaBossxXxl]

@lilchatterfox Way to play both sides I know what you mean some jokes are sexist but I dont think any of us really mean it we cant live with out you girls and we would hate to lose even one of you =)

[bigblue23net]

@lilchatterfox Haha it great you understand but seriously get back to the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich

[neversaydie394]

@lilchatterfox will you marry me?

[pumishumi]

@lilchatterfox can you make me a sandwich first? I'll be your best friend! =D

[Nazreth187]

@lilchatterfox Shut the fuck up hoe. suck a dick, then clean the dishes.

[MyNameIsntDylan]

@Nazreth187 thats why you'll never have a girlfriend :D if your going to say a woman cooking or cleaning joke dont direct it to the actual fucking person you idiot... thats what gets ur ass kicked.

[Nazreth187]

@MyNameIsntDylan And I don't give a FUCK. This is the internet. I had NO clue that this is what determines my personal life. lol And who's gonna kick my ass? you??? go ahead warrior, smack up your monitor hahaha.

[MyNameIsntDylan]

@Nazreth187 to be honest its like me saying get back to the cotton fields nigger. do you like that?

[Nazreth187]

@MyNameIsntDylan To be honest, good. send them niggers back 2 the cotton fields. LOL I'm not even black you dumb fuck. how stupid do you feel right now? go kill yourself.

[MyNameIsntDylan]

@Nazreth187 woah big guy stop trying to show off your imaginary muscles over youtube and now i know why youll never get a girlfriend so youll be the one who kills them self nice try tho

[Nazreth187]

@MyNameIsntDylan Yup, cause you know me so well right? I think you already showed me how well you know me when you called me a nigger lmfao. get the fuck outa here.

[MyNameIsntDylan]

@Nazreth187 lol wow this canadian is probably the least polite... but dont think your hardbody by saying shit over a computer. go be ignorant somewhere else please.lollll you were trying to do was get thumbs up and it really didnt work.... thumbs whore.

[Nazreth187]

@MyNameIsntDylan Your really good at judging people huh? First you think I'm black, then you think I have muscles, THEN you think you know my personal life and all about my girlfriend... AND NOW you think I was going for Thumbs Up's hahaha your fuckin' stupid man!! Like really stupid. and then YOU call ME ignorant after calling me a nigger????? that is ironic and contradictory at it's finest. now please.. hop off my nut sack and fuck off.

[MyNameIsntDylan]

@Nazreth187 you dont need to say and fuck off because hop off means the same thing... and i never thought at one time that u had muscles but your trying to show how hardbody you are when trying to say all this shit to me and yeah you are ignorant you idiot do youeven know what ignorant means? without googling it?

[Nazreth187]

@MyNameIsntDylan I think I'm dealing with a 12 yearold. no more reply's from me. have fun with your life.

[MyNameIsntDylan]

@Nazreth187 at least this 12 year old knows what ignorant means.

[SHOTD34DCA]

@lilchatterfox how did you have time to get on you tube search for a video, watch it and then comment.. You should have been making sandwiches in the kitchen ;) just kidding.

[MJerome195]

@lilchatterfox Damn i wish i had a girl like you XD

[thenotavailble]

@lilchatterfox why are you commenting? you should be in the kitchen

[Komsan6063]

@lilchatterfox WTF is this? What have i told you! No computer in the kitchen!

[Komsan6063]

Respond to this video...asdasd 

[AduIfHitIar]

@lilchatterfox i think its great you have a computer in your kitchen...

[LightningStudio123]

@AduIfHitIar Have you even bother to read the comment and if you didn't you're an asshole and if you did your an even bigger asshole.

[AduIfHitIar]

@LightningStudio123 yeah im sure everyone has already made this joke like 1000 times before...

i dont care though...

justin bieber sucks, 298 people are something, ect...

[vF3ARvGaming]

@lilchatterfox

i hate women and i dont respect them i just wanna have sex with em.

[13PhoenixWright13]

@lilchatterfox Those jokes are like Soviet Russia jokes.I am not a racist and i never said a shit about fuckin America and i dont want to cause i am not racist. :l

[stocker104]

@lilchatterfox you can go on the internet while youre in the kitchen??!?!

[smitsgame]

@lilchatterfox stop talking and get me my sandwich!!!!

[CruzklokControl]

Oh how i wonder what MEPLAYWITHFIRE said....

[imsocoolish97]

almost.

[ImVeryBadAtMW2]

Keep pressing 3! haha

[SamDalton60]

the gay guy say o mygod tessa are you okay? and everyone else is laughing hahahaa

[XxRuinedxX619]

keep pressing 4 for gorilla sex

[TkMToM1993]

@XxRuinedxX619 You mean press 3?

[ExtraTerrestrials]

keep pressing 3 for that awesome sound

[StraIghtsBeats]

well at least her feet made it hahah

[GioGrimaldi]

the kitchen was on the other half of the gap so thats why she couldnt jump over it

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

That's an odd looking kitchen.

[NavySEAL1106]

@xAxBeVaNxBx shut up you stupid idiot and come up with something new

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

@NavySEAL1106 youmad?



[NavySEAL1106]

@xAxBeVaNxBx nah man i'm just saying that because i'm happy...(can you feel the sarcasm or are you just too stupid to understand?)

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

@NavySEAL1106 yeaahhh youmad

[NavySEAL1106]

@xAxBeVaNxBx ever of a space bar?

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

@NavySEAL1106 Everheardofmakingsense?

[NavySEAL1106]

@xAxBeVaNxBx yeah i have...and how about you?

[deathonic]

@NavySEAL1106 Um, Stupid idiot? you should send you comment in to these guys, You literally just called xAxBeVaNxBx A complete genious. Nice job there.

[NavySEAL1106]

@deathonic your clueless..

[deathonic]

@NavySEAL1106 You're*, and no actually, i'm not. Saying someone is a stupid idiot, is like saying that someone is a complete genious due to the fact that stupid and idiot, mean basically the same thing. Otherwise, the two words cancel out the negative effect, and cause a positive reaction. Following?

[SaltonSeaCoolio]

The Camera guy is GAY!!!!

[AdriftSC]

she's running about as fast as im walking.

[AaR0n16]

*PRESS 3*

[Lamwhite411]

thats a big ass kitchen

[docjeak]

Wasnt's at the same safe distance as the kitchen from the bedroom. B)

[BallsOfSteel121]

Send her back to the Kitchen!

[Abenjaita]

this is why women dont need rights. do stuff like this the second you let them out of the kitchen.

[101Vantagen]

This is like our local extreme kitchen course... it's a training camp for future married women.

[AaronSkatesAggressiv]

Whats that whole doing in the Kitchen?

[ActionHotDog182]

she needed to hold B 

[thewapow]

man she took it like a man

[NavySEAL1106]

i like the camera man...he actually asked"are you ok?" before laughing..

[RachelxRoulette]

Tessa's a nice name :D

[shadowmakerer]

Whoever types in cap to type something, must mean your taking it up the ass.

[HokageNewk]

His response and his accent sounded so very, very Canadian lol

[WTHLOL11]

When the cameraman siad "Are you okay" i thought that he woulb be gay :/

[PwnageTKS5]

@WhiteTerrorCommando I was gonna say that >:l

[Overtheheight]

WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE KITCH- ahhwwww wait. I'm not single.

[Katana9990]

she remembered she left the stove on, and lost her concentration

[Darkchibby]

moo



[badakkurus96]

BRINK win

[ParsoProductions]

Press 1- FailBlog Intro

Press 2- Special Olympics

Press 3- Raped by gravity

Press 4- Concerned homosexual

Press 5- Talking orange bag saying "I'm good, i'm good"...

Press 6- Epic jump

Press 7- Vertical doggy style

Press 8- Sexy finger

Press 9- Manuel F? wtf

[mnbshah]

looks like that cliff said ''ahhh sweeti.. thats enough''

[eytannizard]

MINECRAFT WIN !

[ThatRandomDude98]

thats a strange way of making a sandwich

[sparkybigptalkshow]

Kitchen jokes are getting old

[r4nd0m01793]

in soviet russia. the gap jumps you.

[yousillypuppy]

back to the kitchen....

[orionsswords]

It would be a whole lot easier to jump if she wasn't wearing jeans that act like splints...

[OhSoRuss]

Wait what do these kitchen jokes mea? i dont understand can someone reply and tell me O.o

[ericskates1]

@OhSoRuss there talking about how women fuck up on everything and they can only cook and clean

[MrFartypants112]

I dont think it's funny whit the kitchen jokes girls can get mad(I'm a boy)

[Cybrisk]

Hurr hurr kitchen jokes are so funneh.

[Bieberfangurl01]

I agree with Zombiegurl. I don't want to get into a fight like she did, but I'm just saying I agree. ^^;;

[nathanhasc00kies]

ya spine goddamit

[VoiceOfChangeVOC]

It's a good thing he cares for her :)

[everene1]

Ahh well.. pretty good since all we taught her is how to sit on it.

[GettingFootage]

I'm sorry...but the main reason I love all these fails with girls in them are that the top 2 rated comments are always kitchen jokes

[yumyum061]

2 words: GET BODIED. xD

[MrLilgwen]

did he say "tits are you ok?"

[alexcastro04]

meekakitty?

[MozartJunior22]

assplant

[masterlp]

people who are frustrated by kitchen jokes are women, who should spend less time on youtube and more time in the kitchen

[Zombiegurl07]

@masterlp And people who make kitchen jokes are nerdy single guys, who should spend less time on youtube and more time playing their stupid World of Warcraft.

[masterlp]

@Zombiegurl07 OH SNAP!! U mad cod gurl??

[Zombiegurl07]

@masterlp Yeah I'm mad. I'm flipping pissed! Men have no right to treat women this way.

[masterlp]

@Zombiegurl07 yeah well women have no right to remove our freedom of speech, plus these are internet jokes... I hope you are not so self centered you think all of these comments apply to you. unless of course you are a women in search of kitchen freedom... if that is the case, i am truly sorry to have indirectly insulted you.

[Zombiegurl07]

@masterlp Just because they're jokes doesn't mean they aren't insulting.

[masterlp]

@Zombiegurl07 true.

[TheBreacherZ]

Kitchen Jokes = Single

[Gamerscanbgurls4]

press 5 for a satchel! :D

[Vector795]

Press 4 for "Tits are you okay?"

[HeyCrazyGirl1998]

wie geil!

[whitepantera19]

keep pressing3 you will see the invisible batista bomb

[Xxienjoymarshmellows]

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE KITCHEN JOKES, GODDAMMIT!

[MEPLAYWITHFIRE]

WHO EVER MAKE IN THE KITCHEN JOKES ARE SINGLE!!!!

[ericskates1]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE

[telmob]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE if im single, who is that in my kitchen?

[16smorford31785]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE - Incorrect. :(

[adanac96]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE  Ya but whoever hates on teh kitchen jokes is a woman and she should get off the computer adn get back in the kitchen!!!!

[MrChainsawFish]

@adanac96 making kitchen jokes only proves youre single and lonely

[OrgasmOfTheDay]

@MrChainsawFish and that proof is based on what? :3

[MrChainsawFish]

@OrgasmOfTheDay that if he had a girlfriend or wife he most likely wouldnt make kitchen jokes unless hes a sexist pig :P

[samsbabejr]

@adanac96 *the *and

[ZombieMan949]

@adanac96 Lol

[dertrix37]

@adanac96 kitteh?

[Sl4yer951]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE

Sooo true. BTW can you tell that idiot to start the laundry???

[57worldwide]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE Wrong. You are generalising people who make a sexist joke.

Would be like saying 'whoever makes racist jokes about Black people, are White people'.

[562ole]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE bitch!!!!! get back in the kitchen

[LaconnerLoL]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE

Oh.. go back to the kitchen, would you..

[CurlyHeadedStud]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE whoever bitches about kitchen jokes has no sense of humor and is probably single because they cant take a simple joke

[mulry101]

@MEPLAYWITHFIRE More like whoever makes kitchen jokes are guys who can't gat laid to save their lives!

[ontariodrome]

Oooooohhh! Tessa are you ok?!

[edwilsons]

blackhoodiegirl1332 mistakes were made

[theatomizer]

Did he just call her Titsa? That's a pretty awesome name.

[goroblows]

BITCH ATE IT!

[jared0shane]

this is why the say white people can't jump.

[omgman97]

should have stayed in the kitchen -_-

[SuperJD96]

alternate between pressing 3 and 7. haha... oh good times...

[therealnerfjunkies]

keep pressing 7 lmao XD

[amxman100]

SHE IS LUCKY ITS LOT LAVA DOWN THERE!

[94Motaz94]

@amxman100 "its lot lava?" and why the fuck shud it be lava down thr? only a fool comes with such comments. obv ur 12 years or younger

[Titleification]

Back to the kitchen!

[adinaisb]

My version= Tesa u ok yeah just broke my tibia and one of m ribs and my skull.

[westadude]

i feel so bad for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!