Jake and Amir: Set me Up

[MrCallofthemastodon]

What jake and amir video has the intro "Hello, you're watching chicken amir"

[MrHotDogVender]

Who else feels Amir does these things because secretly he's in the closet for Jake.

[AngelaODonald]

Hello fellow Jake and Amir fans. Wondering if y'all could do me a quick flavor and tell me if you know the name of the vid that ends with Amir calling Jake a buttf**ker in anhumorous manner. I would be eternally gratefully. In fact, look out side your window. You see it? No? That's because there's NOTHING, Mickey. But seriously, I want to find that video. :)

[HaileyAnnSwanson]

@AngelaODonald Sickly, I think it's called.

[MrHotDogVender]

@AngelaODonald It's called Sickly

[Besica1]

aww :') "I swear all i wanna do is lay down and hug"

[buddynkoda]

i just finished watching the "Girlfriend" series and now i know why Amir says that Jake killed his girlfriend with a bus....

[DeseanCanCatch11]

1:53



[Combatarmspwnable]

There is a 2:16

[SecondQuantisation]

You killed her with bus.... bus .. bus

Damn you SteffComedy, I can't watch this without thinking of your awesome tune!

[aweshon]

@SecondQuantisation I know your pain!

[mnkittel]

@SecondQuantisation - Yeah but that's a good thing.........

[cabooseTF2]

Of the hundreds of Jake and Amir videos I've watched, I will remember Amir best for his line "I'm lonely and horny."

[mooningducky]

"THIS ISN'T A GAME BABY!" funniest line!

[0omuffinpurpergurko0]

love me or hate me - you gotta love me. !

[PooBallX190A]

shut up amir

[TheCkyfan96]

all i wanna do is lay down and hug...

[TheBoozehammer]

Some of us are babies...

[MrJony93]

Damn it Jake and Amir, I want to go to bed!!!

[WtffFilms]

Check out my channel for funny vids!

[rincewindissocool]

506789th viewer



[stasia2468]

"my 5th oh yeah, you killed her with a bus!' hahhaha lol

[ninjaslicer]

im lonley and horny -amir

[MattAsGaeilge]

that's weird,i'm different:L 

[ChronicWonders]

I have an exam tomorrow if anyone was wondering

[axelitolongboards]

who else started hearing the music after he said you killed her with a bus?

[WheresWallace4883]

this isn't a game baby, this is me!

[SoupOrCleann]

Do girls each Jake and Amir? lol.

[deadblood2]

@SoupOrCleann what are you trying to say

[summadayyz]

not closing my browser so that i can keep my Jake & Amir playlist open

[TheNotoriousEze]

im a baby

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

0:42 was anybody else expecting it to turn into a remix like steff comedy? XD

[benbbxc]

"Let's order dessert first. That's weird, I'm different!" lmfao!

[99wcSkillz]

Realize Jake is wearing the same shirt as he did in the Cheryl skit. Lol

[crasherball]

you killed her with a

BUS, BUS, BUS BUS BUS BUS, BUS

you killed her with-OH OH OH OH OH

[captinchillin]

he gave them pink eye what base is that

[the1baddestbxtch]

I would love to date amir!



[furiousz555]

After two years of watching college humor I feel I know the little black fan intimately.

[defg0]

LOL "YOU KILLED HER WITH A BUS!"

[YouLoveBeef]

"All I wanna do is lay down and hug" With Amir's face 2:10

Put that on a T-shirt and ill buy it

[Player5xx]

1:52 dude look at his mouth when he says slut lolol

[love2by4]

I'm lonely and horny" LOL he's so honest

[MrMetalbeast123]

Were nor babies u say? I'm now offended because I AM a baby!

[123lightingman]

You slllut!

[GAMESHARK2K7]

Capitalize the "me" in the title, it's bugging me.

[amidiotiamYETI13]

I'd lay down n hug u :3

[Ithinkishouldcoco]

LOL

"I rub my hand against the dirty park bench, and start rubbing your eyes"

[247letsgetit]

Lmao, "I never kiss and i always tell"

[247letsgetit]

i love how even tho he missed the eye , he still acted like it went in his eye Ctfu.....

[MorganRTJ]

kil't her with a bus

[TheUsbModder99]

@MorganRTJ r u 5 or just when u try to abbreviate a word it doesn't make sense.........= ur a dumbness=hate u!!!!!!

[MorganRTJ]

@TheUsbModder99 I think you mean "are you five when you try to abbreviate a word it doesn't make sense....=you are a dumbness=hate you!!!!!!"

And no I'm not, I was just having fun, apparently you don't know how to do that. And at least I can fully spell short words on the internet (its fucking annoying when u ppl do that).

[TheSekdu]

one more...

[TheLivingMod]

RIP lerona D;

[swimteamizzle1114]

You killed her with a BUS, BUS, BUS, BUS, BUS BUS!

You killed her with a BUS, BUS, BUS, BUS, BUS BUS!

[LaylaAdawieh]

love me or hate me, ya gotta love me

[IAmToAwsomeToExplain]

You SLUT!

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Amir doesn't know what sex is

[AHgeesmee]

All I wanna do is hug XD

[xtremethomas]

I love the way Amir says slut

[justemilyo]

YA KILLED HER WITH A BUS

[2BR4V3]

love me or hate me you gotta love me

[riffdex69]

Who else burst out laughing before anything was even said?

[MrCroodle]

Jake is cute...

[bttrflykiss7701]

189 people have never layed down and hugged

[CoodGames]

Actually Iam a baby..

[bitz119]

you killed her with a bus, bus, bu- bu- bu- bus.

[NH4CHO]

"Thank gosh."

Amir, you're adorable :)

[dianeloveslavida]

well let me be frank with you yet again sweetheart..

i never kiss and always tell.

:D

[dmullins09]

I'm lonely and horny. Hahahaha!

[MeneerToad]

you SLUT.

[TheBeeaful]

I've never seen anyone say slut like that.. 1:53

[mystersteppviris]

is amir like that in real life

[mageodarkness]

@mystersteppviris dont be stupid

[MajorWowFact0r]

@mystersteppviris No. He did an interview if you want to see.

[Bravemattminecraft]

I was laughing so hard at the "I rub my hand on the park bench, then her eyes." my side hurts from laughter.

[ok2431]

Its raining outside, I pretty sure Amir is wet inside ;)

[PhiDelt387TxPi]

@koolkid21ful it's behind him in a lot of other skits because that's Streeter's desk

[allyelloweverything]

amir, ill date you!!!! ;)

[koolkid21ful]

Is that Streeter's Phantom of the office hat behind Amir???

[SuperUltraNinja1]

You sslluutt!

[bthunder75]

Ill lay down and hug you amir. no homo

[SleepingDragon7]

@sirdoodlebug229 That's the "Girlfriend" series.

[sirdoodlebug219]

Where is the vid where "you killed her with a bus!" ?

[blonddeshortii44]

i'll lay down and hug you amir.

[PandaJoe87]

you slut!

[gelatojoe]

I was watching this with my baby brother who's 8 1/2 months old and he was laughing during the intro

[thatawesomekid23]

aww I'll lay down and hug youu :)

[vansoffthewallSwAg]

[Insert witty, original quote from the video here]

loljk thats gay

[D2FYE4U]

Lol

[amwalker97]

Nothing like watching Jake and Amir after a night of sweet sex with your gay partner

[salohcinekalb]

Lol

[StudioJunction01]

which vid was the 5th!!! MUST KNOW!!!

[willbawesome123]

I'm lonely and horny. xD

[Bunneh8]

189 are something to do with this video.

OK where's my 200 likes?

[gimmeawhopper]

@JordanLA100 "YOU SUH-LUT!"

[Izaak247]

"I'm lonely and horny" story of my life I hate being 16 :L

[xxBigBlack09xx]

@Izaak247 "I'm lonely and horny" story of my life, I'm 20 and it hasn't gotten any easier

[TheAnybody13]

I feel sad for the people who dislike these videos...

...and what if a baby really was watching 0_o

[HolyDeadTrinity]

I wouldn't be afraid that Amir is not going to be himself, I'm afraid he IS going to be himself...

[dancestarabc]

@speed150mph they did. It's called Jake and Amir: Graveyard.

[speed150mph]

@dancestarabc which is funny, because i just saw that video just before i saw your comment haha

[farmerboy245]

@lawwww Oh yeah! Haha I don't know how I didnt get that reference, thanks!

[tombkreeper3]

Killed her with a bus... XD

[MrFreddymercury]

I promise all I wanna do is lay down and hug

[robertito8888]

"Promise?" / "..."

[fatguyinalittlec0at]

press 8

[KairiHawkeye]

One of the funniest thing of Amir is that he keeps going on his own flow.

[allskill01]

you slut

[xXVan7HelsingXx]

it hate amir for some reason if he is like this in reall life i will punch is face off

[downloads2011]

I'm lonely and horny... LOL

[xNickQs]

Ahahaha these are so funny im on the playlist watching all of them

[ShadowRogueZX]

wow love this

[Hollemiknot]

im so close to watching them all..

[blockscorp]

I wish my office was like this.

[TheNoirNoise]

It got hilarious towards the end!

[katay2978]

haha i watched this one last night, and decided to watch the whole series, and now i know where the killed her with a bus thing came from

[bluedolphin4295]

i wipe my hand on a dirty park bench then rub it in ur eye. so frickin hilarious, gets better and better.

[speed150mph]

like this if you remember the 5th date on the list.... she should come back from the dead

[TheReiito]

@speed150mph she did

[Ace0fSpades146]

@speed150mph it's a thumbs up not a like... youre on youtube not facebook.

i still gave a thumbs up though.

[manlyman608]

@speed150mph Graveyard episode. She does come back.

[GaiaKnight1234]

@manlyman608 He clearly said back from the dead...she was a ghost.

[manlyman608]

@GaiaKnight1234 Oh MYYYY bad. Because that wouldn't be the same episode.

[flip4me242]

@speed150mph she did

[IconUploads]

@speed150mph oh sheesh, she did;)

[speed150mph]

@speed150mph Okay to everybody who keeps commenting, yes, i know she comes back, i actually found graveyard about 10 minutes after i posted this. before anyone commented, so please please PLEASE stop commenting, it gets annoying hearing it ovewr and over. thanks

[rROBdawg]

@speed150mph idk if you know but she comes back. look up the graveyard episode. it shouldn't take more than ten minutes to find it.

[FreshprinceObelair]

@speed150mph she did...

[jaked812812]

yup

[noahzuniga]

this was my birthday J&A :)

[MatteM94]

Amir was being so honest ahah.

[Senortacoman94]

186 people have pink eye

[srpjr3795]

If he gave two other girls pink eye, he must have farted on their pillow..

[TCotreau5]

thumbs up if you had the coors light ad

[katsumi299]

1- asses again (Dat ASS face Jake)

3- you killed her with a bus

4- throttle, love me or hate me

5- alright lets just be frank, alright

6- yet again, sweetheart

7- just start rubbing your eyes

9- in EVER

Yup, I really just wrote this, make something with it

[jjdebenedettojr]

@anyone trying find the comment that speakerfist is taking about.

it isnt worth it

[hotmoehoe]

keep pressing 1

[Ihadacheeseburgar1ce]

When amir calls jake a slut

[PATTERTH]

I think Amir said that...

[MagicXXMadness]

"I'm lonely and horny..."

Aren't we all Jake.... aren't we all....

[DeclanRays]

haha ive quoted 'love me or hate me, youve gotta love me', and everyones just like wtf..

[QLSpectator]

Laying down and Hugging, the way off the pimps.

[derallter]

I also want rain

[TheCJoyG]

"Love me or hate me... You gotta Love me"

[wtd15]

@Reptar952 You could probably find it if you go far enough back in CH's uploads, but yeah, there was a min-series where Amir gets a girlfriend.

[teddyleo95]

theres no 2:16

[xMetalMan089x]

i'm a baby

[94PaulyD]

thank gosh

[badyearXY]

@tallestfinder i think that was the point.

[PitifulParadox]

the dislike bar is the size of Justin beibers penis

[captainpwnage69]

much better than that crap funnyordie produces

[Aznguy2323]

@captainpwnage69 WORD

[ispycyanide]

I spy raindrops falling on the window

[shadeslayer85]

if i ever saw Amir in real life....i would run in the opposite direction.....

[MrA7Xfan13]

"let me be frank with you, yet again sweetheart" haha lolxD

[Oriedo]

This is a good video foreal.''Jake''.''Amir''.''Col­lege Humor''.

[erks8284]

all I want to do is lay down and hug!

[Millenium9008]

@scarletandgray97 Then you're gonna hate this comment

[guitar3421]

you S-LUT!

[maynardjamesdisciple]

Love me or hate me- You gotta love me! haha Amir

[MitchiiMontez]

"and the last one I cannot for the life of me remember...oh yeah, you killed her with a bus!" THAT was genius. (Jake and Amir: Girlfriend)

[KingAfter77]

awesome episode! jake and amir is getting better and better

[GrandblueSkies]

I think somehow all these episodes are in chronological order

[Hudsonlax1997]

Love me or hate me gotta love me

[dasupasin]

@scarletandgray97 I look at the time it was posted and I go back until that time in the comments. Then I go backwards a few pages and most of the time it's there. Or I just click on the @(theirname) and it tells me what they said.

[IheartSweeneyT]

I wud date Amir ^_^

[20stang02]

If you hold down ALT and press F4 on your keyboard the show an extended clip!

[edis1223]

@20stang02 OMG IT WORKS!!