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  • End religion before it's too late! Ridicule religion, make people laugh at it, it's probably the best weapon against silly non thinking faith we non believers have.

  • ive got a friend, also athiest, that tells everyone he's god-->he says things like: "me-damnit..what in my glorious name, and me-almighty"

  • ah ignorant religious people, better entertainment than watching tv *popcorn*

    

  • Hey My wallet!

  • Lool, Jonah Hill :P

  • 9:15 LOL

    that's religion explained by a con

  • Mark was taking notes from Peter (eye witness) preaching and he was preaching to Romans who didn't really care about virgine births and stuff. Rather more about pragmatics, thats why the gospel of Mark which is the shortest gospel contains a lot of "Jesus did", "Jesus went" and "Jesus acomplished." Being born of a virgine isn't that practical for him. As for John (eye witness) he already covered the fact that he came from God if you read the begining.

  • @desasterz This is a serious question: which material and with which writing instrument did Mark take notes on. There were no ballpoint pens or notebooks back then. Paper and ink were expensive and hard to find. A virgin birth is plausible. If a guy ejaculates on a woman in just the right place, well, you know, it only takes one spermy to get in there. Thanks for reading.

  • @Atomtristemother I dont know. But maybe that accounts for the late writing of the gospels.

  • 93% of scientists are atheist or agnostic? Not possible. 100% of scientists are atheist or agnostic! Only 7% of those are mean enough to exploit the richest organisations on Earth for funding. All they have to do is say that they believe in "x" and boom - funding for a decade. Smart move I say.

  • hey my wallet?!?! hahaha

  • pmsl 06:16

  • i watch this every sunday lol

  • eyewitness*

  • @Zabreena2006 ya seriously im gonna record Jimi Hendrix's life, because im an eyewitnesses.

  • Jesus was not against being rich. '-'

  • @NewWaysMusic You must have just seen the quote? It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to go to heaven. That's about the harshest criticism you'll encounter in works more than a thousand years old.

  • SLAP!! lol

  • However much I like Bill Mahr, The guy at three minutes who he's talking to(don't know his name, seems educated) does have a point in saying that you would expect there to be inconsistencies between the gospels. Seeing as they were written a different times by different individuals for different cultural groups. Not saying that the bible is credible though.

  • why do people get sensitive when you question religion,they walk around preaching as if it's a fact and if you dare question them they go ape shit at you

  • Yes, I'm watching your Religulous because it's not mirrored.

  • 6:10 OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD! XD

  • "God's last name isn't 'Damn'" - Oh good! So then I'm not using his name in vain when I say "God damn".

  • Thank you for being Christlike and not just Christian. I'm an atheist, exChristian...and this really made me smile.

  • 2:14 seth!!!!!!

  • I'm disappointed in Francis Collins reasons for believing the Bible, "it has eye witness accounts and evidence", really? A brilliant man was foiled by a book written 2000+ years ago without any other redeeming evidence to support it?

  • i think the big dude was wrong for walkin out bcoz y cant he help a fellow man to understand his god if his god is so greats show him the path

  • This should be shown in schools.

    

  • @ThePositiveAussie Its shown in my school

  • @ThePositiveAussie we watched it in religion class :)

  • @ThePositiveAussie well they show enough bible documentaries

  • @ThePositiveAussie it is! they showed this in my school. great teachers there.

  • @HMidorikawa

    That's excellent. Maybe the States isn't lost to the Fundamentalist Taliban yet. ;)

  • what is this guy talking about?!? there is proof outside the bible that jesus existed. even if you don't believe in the bible and the things that are said that he did - there is proof that the person jesus existed. even the jewish people do not deny his existence - they just say he is a rabbi.

  • @darkred01 what is your proof then?

  • @boksefrede118 are you too stupid to read or what?

  • @darkred01 Jesus couldnt possibly have been a rabbi during that era. Rabbis endured extensive Theological educations, as well as it was commonly accepted in that era that an unmarried man was not settled enough to be able to teach of god. If jesus didnt have a wife, as christians claim, he couldnt have been a rabbi. As well, if none of the gospels were written by men who actually met Jesus, how can they possibly be remotely accurate.

  • @howlingwolf8 i never said he was a rabbi and neither do the christians. the christians don't claim that he was never married either. it is common knowledge, that he was probably married with kids. the jewish just say he is a rabbi - which means teacher. and in liberal communities you don't have to be married or be straight to be a rabbi.

  • @darkred01 You are using todays comparisons. In ancient israel, there werent "liberal" communities lol. Christians DO in fact claim he wasnt married, and that the Magdelyne was a Whore, a claim not actually added until much later. Yes in that time period In israel Jesus couldnt possibly have been a rabbi. Like it matters, Jesus was a myth compiled from other consistent messianic mythologies from other faiths.

  • @howlingwolf8 1st there are two different mary magdalenes dumbass! and 2nd the person jesus existed. that is a fact! if you doubt the things he did i can completely understand you, but if you doubt his existence - than you we are back to square 1 cause i was always talking about the existence of the person jesus

  • @darkred01 You seem to be very defensive. See I was raised Catholic, and then learned about evangelical christianity, and ultimately learned that both paths are full of lies and contradictions, when I chose to eschew organized religion altogether, I have my belief system, but it isnt beholden to a church. Explain to me the idea that there were 2 magdalenes in scripture, that is a new concept I havent encountered before.

  • @howlingwolf8 however as far as the existence of jesus? There is nothing outside of scripture that even acknowledges his existence. Nothing from that time period at all. Do I think there was a holy man preaching peace and love in taht time? Very possible. Was it the scripture referenced messiah? Well the scripture ascribes to him tales that are consistent with messianic myths from many different faiths. I do not believe that the bible contains a historical record of this Christ guy, only myths.

  • what is this guy talking about?!? there is proof outside the bible that jesus existed. even if you don't believe in the bible and the things that are said that he did - there is proof that the person jesus existed.

  • @darkred01 "there is proof outside the bible that jesus existed"? Really? like what? Even the gospels were written by people who hadnt even met Jesus, so what proof do you refer to?

  • It's really sad to see the people trying to convince him that there are any proof of the bible being historically correct. Then when they get questioned about it they either respond with anger or silence.... That shows more about religion as a whole than the entire documentary.

  • @nesnahprotsdam oh right. he is so brave and upright that he could not pick chuchleaders but ordinary people to fanatics. yeah, this movie is such an accomplishment. even if you don't believe in god or religion you should talk to people respectfully

  • 9.26 Bwahaha morbid!

  • Its been proven that there's a Jesus, therefore the Bible is true.

    Its been proven that there's a Chuck Norris, therefore the Chuck Norris facts are true.

  • @Never3rd hahahahahaha nice one

  • @munizrfelipe What an analogy. Stupid and senseless. GOD DOES NOT EXIST! Tell me this... Can you live everyday without praying? Logically YES. Can believing in god heal your cancer? Big NO! Will you be hit by a bus when you go to work if you don't love jesus? Hell NO!

  • @PROTO0616 I think you don't get the irony on his analogy. Also you don't get that I'm atheist.

    Let me explain: what he's saying is that "if Jesus exists the bible is true" is so pointless as "if Chuck Norris exists then the facts about him are true". In other words, we all know how stupid the facts about Norris are, and what he's saying is that the bible is just as stupid as those facts. Also, it's not proven that Jesus existed, so who cares about the bible? It's pointless. Like your comment.

  • Omg I laughed at 9:20 :D

  • @Zabreena2006

    and that coming from a world-renowned scientist! it's amazing what kind of blatant, glaring double standard's of thought, people can put up. simply because they've been fed something from infancy and have become so emotionally dependant upon a certain set of stories. this is why religion survives. reason loses, where feelings are stronger than intellect. when you ironically don't even need much of the latter to recognize the ludicrousy of it all.

  • when jesus said that about the rich people he acted anti-american and anti-semite. that's for sure

  • jeremiah cummings is the coolest motherfucking priest i've ever seen. "it 's about revelation, i got it on dvd and you need to buy it" that is so fucking cool. and americans are stupid enough to buy it.

  • at 9:25 i laughed soooo damm hard.. this doc is genius

  • "It's not just corrupt, it's fucking little kids corrupt"

  • haha christians just forget important things...

  • It is extraordinary that whilst atheism and agnosticism have a growing rate, the extremist religions enlarge their membership. In the past, everyone was religous on some level, but I doubt there was as much extremism (persecution of witches not included). What will this end up to?

  • 9:25 is epic.

  • The "virgin birth" was likely something added to make the faith more appealing to upper-class Romans

  • There's nothing wrong with money.

  • @LuxuryBarrage Mo money mo problems

  • @Hybridv9 ehhh not exactly.... Africa dirt poor and no money its hell on earth; and money stimulates economy. But stealing money like the pastor is wrong.

  • haha backhands Jesus*

    awesome

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  • I wanna do what that guy does at 6:17 and scream "Stop with your bullshit!".

  • The subs are hilarious :P

  • Modern scholars believe the word 'RELIGION' comes from the Latin word 'religio' or 're-ligare'. Ligare is translated as 'To Bind'. This insinuates religion is linked to a form on bondage.

  • the prophets specifically specifies

    You is sayin the Bible is festicious

  • @oneznzeroz Hew doan knead granma when ewe gut Jesus.

  • 09:15 Win

  • All this needed to be said.I was either laughing or had my mouth open with amazement.

  • heeeeeeere i ammmmmmmmmm hahahahahaha!!! jonah hill as jesus cracks me up

  • Is Britain still a catholic country,I live there but since so much cultures and their religion I don't know it seems like a neutral or atheist in some form of way country?

  • @MsTaz98

    Most of us don't give a fuck. Christianity is dying I think, but Muslims are coming over in huge droves.

  • thank you for posting this ..

    i watched it already but i really enjoyed the humor

  • omg 9:24 that was so hilarious! "Turn that to go and see what happens" He just set himself up...

  • @TheYipedo yea man hahahaha i seriously lmao .... 

  • "God's last name is not Damn" LOL

  • 6:17 was sooo unexpected xD epic!

  • "here i am" LOL

  • "Fisticious"? What?

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  • @bogartnumbertwo I think he ment facetious, which mean not to be taken seriously or literaly.

  • i like how those people in that church slowly surround him

  • You kinda would expect the psychology of Dr. Francis' mind. After all he is head of the Human Genome Project, he is constantly surrounded and studying one of the most complex and unknown constituents of mankind. And one of the most fundamental properties of life and origination is at his hands. God is perfect for his answer haha

    ewwww re-read over my grammar and i cannot be bothered fixing it, its late

  • I'm surprised the Bill doubts the existence of Jesus. I don't think he was divide but I'm pretty sure he existed.

  • when he says that Jesus' existance hasn't been proven and the other guy says " How did you figure that out?" like How did you find us out! now we're screwed!

    soooo funny

  • Jesus Christ most likely was a person, as there are non religious texts that speak of him, but with NO super natural powers

  • that black preacher needs to get shot

    hes lucky theres so many dumb black people out there who enable him to make a living from preaching bullshit

  • These people are Willy Wonka lvl nuts. "Give me your cash and I will sell you a magic golden ticket to the promised land". Fuck them and their horrible con jobs. They pick on the gullible and weak-minded.

  • the little annotations crack me up :) love you bill!

  • Americans scare the shit out of me. Bill Maher is a brave man.

  • @byteabit01 LOL fundamental christian Americans are even scarier than fundamental moslems ...

  • @vohshkab they are scary in a fatter way xD

  • @byteabit01 yes they are fucking retarded cunts. You couldn't make it up. Shame they have so many weapons

  • omg, this dude with no knowledge of the bible starts to fucking bash the bible, and neglects thing s written in the bible.

    i cant watch this, why are there so many stupid people on earth.

    dont ask questions if youy dont know anything about it to start with. and if you do that dont just say, that isnt written... thats not proof... thats never proven...

    his goal is just to shut people up and play with their minds.

  • @TheMrSpam Don't ask questions if you don't know?

    Asking questions is the whole point of learning, moron. Always ask questions.

    His goal is to make people realize religion is stupid.

  • he doesnt want to learn something bimbo.

    he didnt read the bible, he doesnt understand it, and yet he acts like he is a professor in theology or something.

    if you want to learn stuff you should have an open mind. the old testamend was there long before the new testament, the old testament was the Tenach, which jews had for centuries. he claims that the new testament was there before the Tenach, thats enough to debunk his whole idea of christianity. /watch?v=IaY0TPsQSEk this is how true god is.

  • @TheMrSpam /watch?v=d5D-mIfR9F8

    This is the only true god anyone needs. As for the rest; silly fairy tales made up by a bunch of primitive people thousands of years ago. Bullshit, no different than scientology, it's just had time to seep into people's minds so they fail to realize how absurd it is.

  • 06:16 LOL

  • So happy someone commented about this movie on an AtheistExperience video. The perfect entertainment before I go to class. :)

  • omg! this is so awesome.Screw religion!

  • im a christian...but honnestly this movie made me cry soooo much! bill maher is too good

  • "Turn that passion to God and see what happens" BOMB!

  • here i am lol jewfrow

  • LOL @ 4:23

  • can someone please tell me when this comes out on DVD in Australia ?

  • @katyncis this movie came out on dvd a pretty long time ago. more than a year I think. It should allready be out on dvd in australia

  • The new testatment was written within a few decades of "the event"??? NOT!  They were written 100 (earliest gospel) to 300 (latest gospel) from the time Jesus was supposed to have lived! So much for the "religious"!!! lol

  • @nvieira100 yeah!!, it's like if I write a "gospel" about Gandhi, of course my "gospel" will not be true at all

  • This guy is a genius ! Religion is a con and its starting to fall apart !

  • @jessie3560 as it was 500 years ago, oh wait, it's still here.

  • @jessie3560 He's not a genius, he's pointing out the obvious ;)

  • @jessie3560 the message was good and got hijacked

  • @jessie3560 no he isn't i could shoot him down, americans just have weak faith

  • @jessie3560 with all do respect fuck you

  • 'Touch' and 'feel' sounds 'SUSS'

  • LMAO!!! 9:28 was orgasmic.

  • Imao at 6:10-6:25.

  • Love this movie. Watch on HBO like 3 months ago, lolz.

  • @TRDBaron O.o Thats horrible I think it is.

  • HAHHAHAHHAHA!! "HAVE THAT PASSION FOR GOD" and next thing you see KABOOM!! nice documentary =)

  • hahahaha 2:14 - 2:16

  • "It's like the lotto, you can't get saved if you don't play."

  • Demon Cummings at 5:30... thats satanism he is into by the way.... the glorification of SELF which is what satanism IS!) If ya wanna know where gold really comes from watch here on utube *Children Mine Gold In Africa*

    or go read * USA Today AP IMPACT: Kids working in African gold mines* ... just copy/paste and you will find it.

    Adorning oneself with this bloody DEATH mineral is demonic. TRUTH!

  • @Jupiterconjunct STFU religious freak.

  • @PaladinConstantin what the fuck are you talking about buddy? grow up man.

  • i love the part where bill says: "surely some of the young women have a crush on you" , than the "doctor" goes : "yeah some might" , LOL!!!

  • @PaladinConstantin Madonna, nope, modern culture, was not a part of my life, I was a hard core conservative, and I still have some conservative views.

  • Brilliant film

  • 'Hey, my wallet!' made me lol!

  • @PaladinConstantin yes because being a minority is oooh so cool, yeah man being ridiculed woot, fuck yeah. And considering I stooped believing in god before I knew about organized atheism, making your argument invalid, cant you accept people find religion idiotic

  • @PaladinConstantin because im the exact opposite of my original up bringing

  • @PaladinConstantin by whom, and how do you know you have not been

  • @PaladinConstantin manipulating people

  • @PaladinConstantin You dont understand the basics, me and my friends do nothing but insult and ridicule teacher other, about certain tastes, thought most of us are atheists, we do have Christan friends, Of course the west is mostly Christan.

  • @PaladinConstantin no, many of my friends who listen to different music have similar tastes. and what do you listen to, only music from the home country. considering the west is mostly Christan, I would call you the sheep

  • @PaladinConstantin I have never touched drugs, I hate family guym it is far from funny, and my choice of music has nothing to do with anything.

  • @PaladinConstantin Im not American you idiot , thirdly I stoped believing in god after I went to several services, From the catholic church,protestant, Greek orthodox, Russia orthodox, the Jewish temple, and Islam

  • @PaladinConstantin 1 its not cool, , 2 you have obviously don't, know the amount of reading into scientific paper I do, nore do you know the amount of papers published yearly, thirdly I am a historian, not a scientist, but atheism had been around since the time of the ancient Greeks. Thirdly I was a Catholic for many years so I know how religion works

  • @PaladinConstantin yes because ridicule is cool, and theirs about 8 million times more evidence for science, then any religion, But I do not wish to confront a fundamentalist, so Just look it up

  • @PaladinConstantin dude calm down im not a communist, nore am I a gay/hippi, im in the armed forces. I was just telling you to look it up.

  • @PaladinConstantin look it up

  • hahaha 6:17 xD

  • I was told by one of the greatest pimps

    that ever lived--

    his name is called God--

    that if you know what you got,

    then you ain't got much.

  • 1:54 look up! It's the Mothman! :P

  • religioun is the evil of this world

  • lol "within a couple of decades of eyewitnesses"

    That's not a scientist! Seriously...there are stupid scientists just like there are stupid truckers, I guess.

  • ooh how i love to see religious retards being proven wrong hahaha there is no such thing as heaven or hell its all made up and if simpleminded people still wish to belive something that is made up that realy blows mij mind and i am a shamed that they are the same humann species as (non believers AKA the smart people) XD

  • omg! 9:16 - 9:28, did that just happen? and so true!

  • ok, i'm not religious, but "jesus was not poor"??? say what!? aren't you supposed to be a minister? didn't Jesus preach poverty?

  • Jesus slap!

  • 3:58 "You guys aren't dumb. You're smart people."

    Well that's a fucking lie.

  • 08:00-08:15 lol

  • "...within a couple of decades of eyewitnesses..."

    Then they weren't eyewitnesses dumbass! What an idiot, he just pwnd himself without knowing it.

  • this 'doctor' is fucking crazy

  • "Certainly some of the young women must have a crush on you."

    "Ahmmm... probably."

    With that long of a pause, who can tell me that he is not tapping booty, in the name of the Lord of course, left and right?

  • "turn that passion to god and see what happen" car run....kaboom. "turn that passion to god and see a suicide bomber happen" lol

  • cummings ^)^

  • @luwiz It would be such poetic justice if he got bullied at school. I wouldn't feel that life is fair otherwise xD

  • 9:24 - 9:26 = Brilliant!

  • 6:34 ZZ Top

  • 9:16 - 9:28 knocked me out for good 3 minutes

    i am laughing as i am writing this lool

  • I want to be Jebus simply cos I can leave doors open and when people say were you born in a barn I can say yes just for the lulz.

  • some musicians are closer to god than the pope

  • @007superfan21 not to mention 09:25

  • Very good Bill!! Keep doing that!