Lynn Hirschberg's Screen Tests: Jesse Eisenberg

[AnnisaKJ]

lol hes so cute :3

[lorilorilox]

*interviewS

[lorilorilox]

Jesse, you are TOO smart and funny for the ordinary people. I LOVE to see your interview.

[PNYLN]

DAMN is this guy emotionally stupid... Off Blue? Who the fuck asked?? Stop trying so hard to be funny or to seem intelligent... You're NOT!

[NancyGooGoo]

I just wanna take him home!

[HolliDillon]

"If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies"

[mecutie39]

I think he's so sexy. I like him very very much!!

[NancyGooGoo]

@mecutie39 Exactly! What's NOT to like?!

[lorilorilox]

He sounds so sexy .....

[triceblue]

he sounds so boring......

[taypage22]

seriously he's adorable.

[MaggieMay575]

I think he's adorable, in an off-blue kind of way...

[serst45]

I wish he was saying these things across the table from me on a date. He's hilarious and gorgeous.

[smileitspolite]

he looks so proud of himself when he says "I played a workhouse boy"

[mrsdradc]

@residentbio1 He was just saying that his favorite colour is a 'slightly off' blue one

[YaYaMediaManic]

This interview was hilarious. He is so funny.

[The777gurl]

He's one of those rare kinds of guys where you just love him whether he's famous or not.

[lorilorilox]

@Toreen275, for me this guy is beautiful. Famous or not, he is beautiful. And very interesting too.

[residentbio1]

Off-blue is mood? Or what. Help me i dont get it!

[Toreen275]

It's really funny how in the comments all the girls say they want to suck his dick or something but in reality if he wasn't famous they would not give two shits about him.

[indigo321]

"A workhouse boy" Yeah, just a workhouse boy named OLIVER

[felldwnthrabbithole]

He is perfection... well in my opinion <3

[ninax212]

he is so cute.... im love him......

[jezzzzkuuhhh]

I don't know why I like his voice so much, but the quiet, mellow sound makes me think bad things.

[lemonkiwi77]

a man i just want to hug

[Paris16273212]

lovee him :D

[nigahiga377]

i wanna kiss him on his face

[4fandamn]

*sorry

[4fandamn]

Guys, please stop asking Jesse eisenberg 2 marry you! That's kind of creepy you know) as if he will come and marry you if you will write a comment on a video) I'm really sorru, but that's just..stupid and......creepy!!

[lorilorilox]

Abstinence symbol? So ... WHY, every SINGLE time i see you Jesse, I have the desire to take your shirt off?

[gabsterz2009]

Oh trust me he will make babies

[dmhslp8]

Going to be 100% frank here with you guys. I am in love with him and I do not care who knows.

[Kay4I]

anyone know where i can watch asuncion??????

[JuiiceBoxx17]

facebook blue?

[TheMegaMustaches]

everyone always says im cute because im shy and awkward... i never understood what they meant, but now i do! his shy & awkwardness makes him so adorable -3

[lennon2starkey7]

I feel you Jesse...I'm an abstinence symbol too.:)

[mthstrackiee]

lmao rofl im an abstinence symbol!!! If i take my shirt off ppl will not hav babies.... lmao im dying rite now

[MsDepechelover]

Hey guys=))Please help stupid foreigner:D I can't get a joke about his favorite colour and Zombieland...Explain please))

[falloutgirl902]

It's so interesting to see why people actually became actors like their individual reasons x

[xdoodlelover]

Internally screaming. He is just too adorable to actually be real. I concur, I will not have babies if you take your shirt off, but only because I'll have unrealistic expectations of men for the rest of my life.

[tripletwin]

"I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people won't have babies." ROFLMAO. What a smart, funny guy!

[muesk3]

lol, as a man I even find this guy adorable.

[HEYITSOCOOL]

berg berg

[pixargal007]

Jesse's such a cutie!!!!!! I <3 HIM....

:-)

[SuperBREDDA]

Absolutely gorgeous.

[lorilorilox]

Bonne chance for all your life. You deserve the best.

[HeyGennie]

i just love him so much, baby

[ziwx]

Wow, he seems like the sweetest kid :D

[Zahinn]

I am loving these new down to earth and relatable actors in Hollywood. I had a little chat with Jessie last May in NYC. He is truly a nice guy.

[DocMeghan]

his awkwardness is adorable

[TheBestseller1]

he is soooooooooooooooo sexy! argh!

[MissKaylaCherie]

I don't know what it is about him lol

But I think I'm in love o_o

[NightinGal89]

Jessie-puss...

[TheTchui]

i have watched this a hundred times ...its so ..i dont know...his body language expressed in his eyes, his mouth, and all the times he does not look at the camera or avoids to do so, the form of his eyes, the essitation...mmm yummy

[JojoFelton]

"and i played a workhouse boy" that is soo cute,the way he said it haha

[lorilorilox]

But he has a mirror? I think his face is very beautiful. And he is a wonderful person too (and an amazing actor of course)

[samslayerr]

hes so hott and cute and shy-ish =)

[marigam]

That last bit with his favorite color convinced me. He KNOWS how fucking cute he is!!!! He does it on purpose to break our hearts!!!

[helliop]

I love how he mentioned his favourite colour, idk why but that's always the question I'd ask if I ever met a celebrity, because they never seem to mention it! :D

[TheNon91]

i love his voice!!



[PekanChan]

He's cute. 

[The777gurl]

I love you, Jesse. Marry me so you can make love to me every night and we can have babies. LET'S GROW OLD TOGETHER!! I LOVE YOU, JESSE! I WANNA BECOME MRS. EISENBERG!

Sorry I just HAD to I am madly in love with him xD <3

[blackishwhitecat]

@The777gurl he will be embarrassed if he sees this :) don't scare him lol :)

[tuyuldanmbayul]

aahhahahhahahaha i love off-blue as well! obviously we're made for each other.

[jobrosaddiction1]

soooo perfect *-* i love him <3 !

[BabygalLondon]

he mesmerizes me...completely 

[Bora307]

this guy is so....interesting, entertaining...but interesting

[blackphone]

"its an off blue. its like blue but a little off...to the left" LOL that was the funniest. hes cute

[thebritisharecumming]

@blackphone what a bozo he is...

[SS4MATTG]

he sounds like kermit the frog LOL

[peanutmmss]

@SS4MATTG haha you're right!

[lorilorilox]

@piper4seeformerly No, to me seem very cute and clever

[beckstuartindeed]

I find it very easy to masturbate to this video.

[piper4seeformerly]

Does he seem kind of robotic to anyone?

[bdoghotsoss]

i love this guy. why does he remind me of marcell the shell?

[lorilorilox]

Perfect

[LeLionsFromNantucket]

"If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies. " Can he be my husband?

[bellatrixx45]

If you take you're shirt off, we'll have babies.

[fannyluna12]

Idk but whenever I see/hear him talk i'm hypnotize!!!

[RobotSally24312]

He sounds like Marvin the Martian. I still love him though.

[labellemegan6]

I am so in love with him! Ahhhhh Jesse, marry me?

[africanbeautyqueen89]

and i want to marry him.

[xIloveRandom]

I think I'm an abstinence symbol, if I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

BITCH PLEASE.

[Akiithebest]

LOVE HIM

[michikoww]

To the left.

I just

can't

[deftonsita]

omg i love this guy, can't stop watching his interviews or movies, he has something that i just can't get tired of!!

one question, is it true that he speaks polish?

[woahxeatworld]

oh my god he's precious.

[jami0070]

@woahxeatworld I concur, he is !

[unLimitedTHM]

OMG. TYLOR BLU GUNDERSON!

[ItsCheyenneBrown]

I want to make out with his face.

[RobotSally24312]

Hot hot stuff. ;) He's so cute. I was SUPER pissed he was in Pittsburgh for Adventureland and I couldn't take my lazy ass over to Kennywood. It's right across the bridge!

[PochitaNegrita]

I really appreciate his comment on why he likes acting how the role he's playing can provide a clear way for him to interact with other people I really get that. Also he is just so beautiful I love listening to his voice and he's just gorgeous I mean hands down friggin hot!

[GleekEchelon]

I wanna marry him that's it! Jesse marry me!!

[violentfille]

He has always seemed to me like that guy everyone knows, you know, who lives down the hall.

[cabaretkohler]

HE IS THE MOST CHARMING THING

[sierraaawrr]

He's sooooo cuuuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeee

[paperflower091]

Can I take him home so we can cuddle and swap life stories?

[MasculineClam]

He likes talking. I like listening to him talk.

[FollyxXxFallen]

He's so fucking pretty. Um, what was he talking about...

[laughingdoll]

i want to kiss his face

[laughingdoll]

sooooooooooooooooooooo cute

[2428622]

I would way rather have Jesse eisenberg than some overly-muscly tool, ANYDAY! His little face talking about adorable things, i would snuggle the hell out of him.

[NICOLEORLYNICOLE]

"If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies."

[THISandTHISandTHAT]

Oh jeez...I was staring at the little bit of skin showing where the top buttons of his shirt are undone. WHY!? I hate liking him this much. I feel like a pervert for wanting to undo the rest of the buttons. DX

[TheLovingLucy]

oh my god he's so precious. I'm dying over here. he's so amazing and sweet oh my god. I don't know if I want to marry him....or be his friend....or push him in a stroller with a wittle blanket? there's something about him that is just so cute and unique.

[shesaid]

Oh my God the colour bit... I'm absolutely dying. He's so weird and funny and adorable.

[harvestmoondscute]

ADORABLE.

[13khoward1]

HE IS SOOOOOO CUTE!!

[karimaasonya]

he should read these comments about him and see how much we wanna do things to him! and he wont think that he's and abstinence symbol.

[ishallcallhersquishy]

@alreltney That is honestly the lowest thing I've ever heard. God, just because he's an actor it doesn't mean he's not a human. These kinds of comments hurt. A comment like this would hurt you, or me, or any one. I have my opinions but I keep my mouth shut because thousands share my opinion and one less person saying "you suck" makes a world of difference.

[2428622]

@ishallcallhersquishy preach



[YagamiSpelledBack]

make looooooooooooove to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[alreltney]

This guy is absolutely the worse damn Actor ever to be in films. Pathetic skills, boring and completely dull. This Sot HAD to render some big time Hollywood rim jobs to get to where he is. This is what's wrong with Hollywood.

[sidon7]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[WendyxMaggot]

The most handsome guy on the planet <3

He's perfect.

[Blueaveo3568]

I have always appreciated Jesse's work. It's ok for me to admit, as a gay man that I have a little crush on him.

[karimaasonya]

@Blueaveo3568 we all have a crush on him hun! join the club <3 :)

[moneyquickeasy]

@Blueaveo3568 It's not uncommon for straight men to have crushes on other men.

[LovelyEmiilyy]

Damn... I love him !! he's so cute :)

[eliloverx33]

my favorite actor <3 so adorable.

[annieoffical]

Your amazing. 

[wilmil7545]

Abstinence symbol? Does he own a mirror?

[karimaasonya]

"it's like blue...but a little off...to the left..." AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! 'i just want to wrap him up in a little ball and stuff him in my vagina' - step brothers (but i will do that ;] )

[dayman52]

he got this clumsy, shy thing about him completely different when his on screen

[Scriptease123]

Wow. I remember him in Roger Dodger. He was so sweet and Campbell Scott was so creepy.

[alibomber]

dear jesse, if you took your shirt off, i would have babies with you.

[JazzyShnazzySinging]

I Love Jesse Eisenberg! My favorite Actor! :D He's Hilarious, And Amazing!!

[Amaree96]

I want to fudging eat him.

[taioraxoxo]

he seems like one of those guys that you could actually have a real conversation with. i love him haha

[jaxx2themax]

There's nothing to be said he's just to cute and I love his voice <3

[LoveLevine182]

He's so intelligent. I don't think I would be able to talk to him. I'd be so nervous trying to think of something smart to say. BUT I LOVE HIM :)

[TheTeenagexWasteland]

I love Jesse. He's so geeky and awkward and adorable.

[NinjaViolinist1]

2:10 Intresting facial move there. XD

[twilightroxsmysoxs]

I could listen to him talk for hours. He's unbelievably brilliant.

[lolovesebi1]

Ur fave color is an off to the left blue eh??interesting

[meiliamy]

puhless? at the end before that LOL off-blue comment?

[audreyevan24]

he is so fucking cute omgg :) thumbs up if u wanna see his movie 30 minutes or less!

[lollipopxogirl]

i would seriously love to get to know him. there are so many people that are like "oh my god he's so awkward but sexy and adorable and cute" etc etc etc he just seems so perfectly imperfect. i think his quirks are beautiful, and he just seems so honest, you can't not love him to death. :3

[jnbuben]

I would play cougar to this cub any day. Sexy mensches uber alles.

[batrama310]

Every time I see this guy, he reminds me that some day, a Woody Allen bio-pic will be made in the future.

[Sarah20461]

@batrama310 EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!

[skg122596]

Can you imagine being his girlfriend? On the one hand, she's the luckiest b***** in the world. On the other hand, can you imagine being one of the most hated people in the world? Hell. I'd do it anyway.

[geminicherrydance]

FUCKING LOVE HIM!!

[yesrelationthesequel]

Love me some "awkward sexy" Jesse Eisenberg!

[sandrinep53200]

Could anyone explain to me what he means by "didn't kick my shin" plz? Because English is not my native language and I couldn't find the meaning on internet or in a dictionary. Cheers

[guitarshred32]

@sandrinep53200 the shin is a part of a leg. he meant he wanted a group of friends who didnt kick his leg, kind of..

[karimaasonya]

@sandrinep53200 he means how he wanted to fit in with people who won't bully him...like how they did in school :)

[Queenartprincess]

he's so awkwardly sexy!!! <3

[DonEnsamul]

I-I just like being in a group.. that... you know... didn't kick my shin.

[lauren4561001]

Yeah so I'm in love with you.

[fshtrinity]

"It's like blue, but a little off.. To the left."

[plumstrudel]

you are so perfect

[OCtiine]

he's too CUTE!!!

[Yeppr]

what is 'play with paus' or 'play with payus' whatever he meant..this guy says ya know way to many times in the vidoes I've seen of him

[fionesidhe]

@Yeppr I believe "Payus" refers to the long ringlets Hasidic Jews wear on either side of their faces. He was probably refering to his role in "Holy Rollers" in which he played a Hasidic jew. Ha ha.

[artziegirl]

lol i find him so interesting.

[nienkeoggel]

He's just wonderfull.

[elizabethlovesyuo18]

He is sooooo adorable

[birdscameflyingabove]

I would do so many things to you, Jesse.

[amamiyakari]

blue off to the left~

[lenaMCR22]

Love you Jesse! You are so cute!

[mchicxoo]

Oh, Jesse, no one would be complaining if you took your shirt off. At least, I wouldn't be.

[0o0Jessikinao0o]

he makes me wanna jump on his bones... is that weird?? GOD I don't know what it does...but it works for me

[watermelonsheloves]

"I think i'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people won't have babies." ahahahaha!! I love this.

[ThangMusic]

We all like the color" off-blue to the left"... lol

[ilikemonkeys100]

What's wrong with him? Does he seriously not know how hot he is? I've been watching interviews of him on youtube and most of the comments are of how hot/sexy/cute/sweet/funny/ador­able he is.

[cr9ichikross]

i love him...he has weird voice , at least to my own hearing but it's cuuuute! love it!

[1214m]

There's just something incredibly charming and sweet about this guy.

I dun even know what it is.

When he speaks i'm not even listening, i'm just looking at him. And again I can't understand why cause he really doesn't have any good-looking features by any conventional standard.

[OneWayRoad]

god its just like, how can anyone *not* fall in love with him?