Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal - Episode 1: It's Elf's World [Original]

[markslurpee]

EGGIE! DRUG BAG FUCK. omg i'm losing my shit ahahaha

[tanniemeister]

lol this game was friend with google translation

[electro298]

An adept arranging

for mother.

Volcano bakemeat!

[zaidoblack05]

Two words: Bag Fuck.

[zaidoblack05]

HOW TO USE PHONE:

INSERT THE PIN OF XIUCI AND INSERT THE HOLY FIGURE

[AndresBurrito10]

Re-watching the first vid for the lulz TOTALLY WORTH IT!

[theEXdustry]

Oujide: But we don't understand them entirely

Dubz: Oh no! :o

[theEXdustry]

Are you a boy or gir?

I'M DANCIN LIKE A MONKEH!

[Echowave101]

ARE YOU A BOY? OR A GIR?

[Pichu1232]

I played this and Cindaquil is called Riding pffff

[deathknight75]

@Pichu1232 Rided. And it evolves into Madam. Not as awesome as Croc, for sure.

[Mitch7297]

I choose u Elf

[SuperUltraAwesome]

EGGIE! DRUG  BAG FUCK

[SuperNostalgic]

@SuperUltraAwesome Sounds kinky.

[Miksy91]

Elf Gear's in-built phone sure isn't the latest design...

[lopolo42]

You guys sound high as fuck.

[theEXdustry]

@lopolo42 They aren't. They're just naturally that crazy.

[ThePunkPhantom]

much better than BlameTruth in every way

[PurplePastaMonster]

Scraah ro dahh!

[GoronBroseBarr]

I just got to down load this game, and Ill shortly be doing a let's play, thank you DeliciousCinnamon for showing me this and I will gladly put you in the decription of the video for the insperation to Let's play and the great game to LP

[megamanx1291]

The excisted everywhere.

[ZaazaaTFM]

Also for the You Laugh You Lose Viet Crystal Challenge, BEWARE OF 8:30!

[ZaazaaTFM]

If you don't laugh on this episode, you might make it through the series. It's all downhill from here. Good luck!

[LongTimeNoEatPho]

I'm Vietnamese I find it's rediculous! also why the name are in CHinese?!

[Jhubblee]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. xD The drug bag fuck part was fucking HILARIOUS.

[blackfairyprincess94]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT = CINNABAR VOLCANO BURGER

I prefer VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

[XKAMlX]

lol



[witeoutking]

Anyone else notice there was no "2" on the Name Select screen? Weird...

[JBVultures]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT.. I LOST MY SHIT

[dudeimjesus32]

i lost at volcano bakemeat :'D

[velvetcat]

Drug bag fuck

[rukasaki]

.........wow.........

[catinthehathat]

tbh i thought they were going to name her pussy because he kept hovering over the p and it would have fit perfectly

[theEXdustry]

@catinthehathat They're not THAT immature. XD

[GoldLightah]

Elf grandfather = Santa?

[Der1heiss1Musiker96]

Hi man, I have a question and I hope that you are able to answer it, that pokemon version is only available as a rom? or also there are actually cartriges with that software?

[STARTANGELO]

@Der1heiss1Musiker96 This game originated from a Bootleg cartridge, so if you looked hard enough you could find one.

[egg1111115]

@Der1heiss1Musiker96 there are cartridges but they aren't easy to come by from what i've seen. the game is named "Vietnamese Crystal" because when we originally played it on during the ExtraLives Pokemon marathon, the cart we use was from a friend whose friend got it in Vietnam; it's probably a translation from Japanese though. you can probably find it in other countries as well

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

everyone call me Elfmonster



[ChaosCharza]

But Who WAS Phone???

[TheArn95]

Merci Elarcis \o/

[1colonelsanders]

What's with the teen titans and stuff in the recommened videos section?

[TheBriarAngel]

volcano bakemeat!!! XD

[MrAlreadyBored]

3:01 A legend was born.

[fep3]

this video helps my business

[GreySadist]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

[TheFlatypus]

oh god im laughing so hard im crying XD

[TacticalGnu]

No wonder Asians suck at english

[chasharv]

It was: Mom's specialty,the Cinnabar Volcano Burger!

[jakey18417]

i used to be able to do this then i watched this video

[LucarioDrew]

Volcano Bakemeat = Cinnabar Volcano Burger

I bet you already figured this out, but here you go anyway XD Love you guys~

[GoldMoleVideos]

Me think English skill go down little after looking video.

[skillcosby88]

i challenge anyone not to laugh throughout this whole video, many have tried, none have succeeded...

[ReiMaGame]

I got a download link for it, PM me!

[Dividyneh]

where can I get this game? please just post the link or PM me

[NinjaSqwirll]

volcano bakemeat is supposed to be "volcano burgers"

[firestar224123]

Eggie reseaved drug XD



[97kevinhuanle]

THAT'S A GOOD BAG FUCK

[97kevinhuanle]

watch, SOPA's gonna remove this lmao

[xXMrFunnyGuyXx]

0:43 dat ass

[hex4393]

GOTY here people

[audball911]

"Scraah" is the move Scratch. The volcano bakemeat is some sort of cake, if I remember correctly.

[AnimeCanuck]

@audball911 Oh, maybe a Lava Cake then? That would make sense. Volcano Bakemeat sounds cooler, though, like it could be a very meaty and spicy lasagna.

[akkudakkupl]

What is this? I don't even-

[chibikona100]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT! drug bag fuck XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MultinameguyXerro]

Boy or Gir?

Gir: COOKIEZ!!!!!

[MightyOdraude333]

had to almost hurt myself to not laugh unbelievably loud. In the library on computer, not the best place to watch

[klozzer34]

laughing so hard

[Bradcraig94]

nobody beats Bt at this commentary. he is hilarious

[optimisticgrl]

omg LOL this is soooo funny

[linkaegar]

even funnier with the commentary!

[coryiscooler]

Volcano Bakemeat!

[Khyper87]

and thus starts the series where every pokemon expert yells at you guys for being wrong about everything in this game.

[MagicalObeseUnicorn]

Your reading actually made this funnier!

[gsworhdo]

LOLOLOL

[5fafec]

Now I understand from where all the Death messages in the server come from!

[DeliciousCinnamon]

@5fafec ...And it all makes sense!

[Bobthecatlol]

@DeliciousCinnamon please allow others to download the game =(

[Ralphiriusgr8]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT.

[MoarDaiquiris]

Can. Not. Stop. Laughing.

Dear god... xD

[Yosher21]

>You laugh you lose

I lost about 372 times now.

[ZarchTheMetalGuy5000]

Awesome vid is awesome. XD

[lethraxin]

John Freeman got elf real fastly

[keyfamily]

WTF Teen Titans in recommended videos ------>

[dEathcRew96]

day co; phai pokemon vetnam deo dau dit me. vkl -.-

[jethrotest]

scraah!!!



[sunchenpwnd]

i used to be a wild lap, but then i took a scraah to the bag fuck

[Marioshi64]

"Also, if you laugh, you lose"

*first 3 minutes*

I'm out...

[invertin]

the thing is, that just like how in english, 'do' can be used to mean sex ("I'd do her"), the same applies to a lot of other languages.

So sometimes, when translating the word 'do', there is some confusion...

[shingshongshamalama]

@invertin Actually, it's an incorrect translation of a certain variant of the verb "put", since the character in question can be read as a vernacular insult along the same lines as "fuck" in English.

[KatValium]

Oh god. These are just too hilarious.

And to think that there are 60 of these. I'm still only on the third. XD

I've barely scratched the surface and already I've busted a gut.

Great job guys!!

[rachelabryant]

CROC

SCRAAAA

does that totodile have a bit of Link in it

[rachelabryant]

MBAD SLEEP TO LATE XD

[XxsnizmanxX]

MONATERS

[MattSmyth3000]

Wild LAP jump out!

Go away!

[JoshuaBongalon]

Do not believe me?

[incas94]

lol silly veitnamese people....xD

[EzioGuerrero]

The unknowns at the beginning say "Crystal"... and btw, HYSTERICAL! i couldnt stop laughing at the translations

[Aahhnnt]

Grandfather is actually a pretty common name in this universe.

[pokemonrock74]

LOL

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

the ginger....

[GFXAssist]

Hahaha did google translate this with their translator?

[MercenaryOfNinjaz100]

I LMAOed.

[RedWingedAngel02]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT!

[TobyKeet]

Just wondering, where did this game come from? I guess it might have came out before the English translation came out, and I would asume they rushed the translation.

[Tsukaiz]

@TobyKeet It's basically Pokemon Crystal translated to Chinese, then translated back to English by some Vietnamese translators who did so horribly.

[yusmin123]

This video mindfuked me

[momoandmiz]

Keep calm and bag fuck

[Lebon19]

Eggie received drug.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Miskenesco]

/when in doubt, use SCRAAH

[LunarMario1475]

The transcribe audio is better than the game translation!

[PockyDuckk]

I cant believe there is no rule 34 of EGGIE BAG FUCK

[BlueLightning1616]

halolz.com brought me here i lovre it i laughed every time1 without fail!

[kaybaybailey]

Quality Couch Time brought me here. :)

[christieepearce]

Insert the pin of Xiuci, Select the Holy Figure. XD



[christieepearce]

Insert the pin of Xiuci, Select the Holy Figure. XD

[SoshoKittycat]

I lost pretty thoroughly.

[ImpulsiveZombie]

64 people are trashy men.

[TheAkemiSaurus]

You guys made me choke on my food D: This vid nearly killed me...

[AlliKatNya]

I die laughing every time I watch this, without fail.

[ThirdEyeBassist]

I was eating Froot Loops while I watched this. There's now Froot Loops imbedded into my monitor.

[Skinsfan9139]

YOU CAN BE GIR IN CHRYSTAL VERSION! they obviously like waffles

[wzhang024]

@csunday95 the views, it KEEPS HAPPENING

[csunday95]

my god this has so many views now, i remember when even this one was in the thousands

[Oblivionator]

Elf Gear Solid: (mis)Translated Vietnamese Action

[doglover0130]

You need to make a volcano bakemeat t-shirt.

[JoseRZuniga]

0:49 to 0:51

The Unown spell out "CHRYSTAL"

[Mewgetic44]

8:57 He just bag fucked you! oAo

[TheMeepski]

If you check the radio in your room at the beginning, you get some awesome dialogue:

"LISTEN TO DR. OUJIDUO'S

LECTURE PLEASE.

THIS IS ELF

CHANNEL.

THE OPPOSITE

IS DJ WALNUT

ELF CANNEL"

[poppotaku]

If I am not mistaken, the Gold/Silver i played back then was a probably a translation of this translation. Several similarities with this game, like the attacks EXCEPT :

1. Pokemon names were okay if i recall properly.

2. After your town, almost what everyone says are jumbled up letters.

And i finished that game even though i understood nothing. lol.

[afatlemur2010]

this isnt funny

[juditheria]

DRUG BAG FUCK

[Satsu990]

EGGIE RECEIVE DRUG

EGGIE!DRUG BAG FUCK

Best translations EVER.

[9DoneWithMirrors3]

Sage advice from mom : Insert pin of XIUCI, select the holy figure

[Cubtalia]

I lost at volcano bakemeat.

[RPrunnerRL4]

I've always wondered why there is the parasitic worm video that is in the related section of this video....

[MoonIMover]

I lost.

[kolowski13]

Damn couldn't get past the 1:30 minute mark without laughing.

[FurstyCheesegrater]

Volcano Bakemeat = Cinnabar Volcano Burger

[MeepullStewray]

I lost so hard at bag fuck

[VengefulRonin]

I love how half the textures in this game aren't even colored, including the pictures of the starter pokemon. Oh you silly Vietnamese.

[MoonIMover]

@VengefulRonin Wasn't that always that way?

[Mewist2]

BEST POKEMON PLAYTHROUGH EVERRRRRRRRRRRR

[poopskinTheLiar]

If the cookie monster eats cookies, does the elf monster eat elves?

[nguyen1910]

Im pretty sure this is Chinese tbh. The professor's name is Wu and the city sounds Chinese too. but lol

[jlm313x]

so simply, very good.

[Fuzy2K]

GIR, REPORTING FOR DUTY!

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Eggie receive drug.

...well, that's an accurate comment about the game itself.

[HeadFacethePirate]

Its a WAWPERR

[NewSuperHelioBros]

Bag F*uck lol

[emberthepirate5]

i couldnt stop laughing at the bag fuck part. almost a year and it still beats me

[QWERTYNERD234]

I like hippo turds

[kyoluvaX3]

i've so seen it X3

[TerraChimaera]

"To explore the dreams"

*11 years later*

*Explores dream world in pokemon black*

[13CrystalHeart]

Everyone call me Elf Monster! X'D

[stripedsockszeroro]

It might as well have been Whopper.

[ArhimondEx]

i dont even know why i'm watching this playthrough... for the 5th time

[OrangenChan]

@ArhimondEx Don't worry... I'm on my eighth watch.

[theman2meet5]

Scra-dala! We now off!

[usarules10]

Dude, Im a guy. My nickname is Eggie. Retarded name??...WELL I NEVER XD

[123rlan123]

Eggie drug bag fuck... what the bag?

[DeloreandudeTommy]

8:31 made me laugh so hard that it almost broke my voice.

[MAndersonReviews]

GAIN!

[DanXNguyen]

omfg im vietnamese and i dont know how you can fuck this up so bad

[DanIsOnFire21]

This made me cry all the way through :'L

[WolvenCheiftan1993]

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT!!!!!!!!

[grimm697]

Volcano Bakemeat!

[KingBowser13]

So...why is "educational" one of the tags?

@KingBowser13 Tell me you didn't learn anything from this haha