Buddy Cole Kids in the Hall Gay Bar Monologue

[bluetextonwhitebg]

"It's as if someone took your grandmother who can't speak English, taught her to swear finettically, gave her a special on HBO and made her a STAR!" LMAO, that is so true about Andrew Dice Clay. That hairless chimp has never once made me laugh with his idiotic "tough" New Yorker bs.

[nikoincroatia]

Some gays say this kind of thing gives them a bad name. I don't see how anyone could hate this guy, even if he was being serious.

[sillykatz]

He reminds me of the "ex gay" Adam Hood! Any one else agree with me?

[Remerdre]

My favorite character on the show. Thanks for posting this!

[BillieJolene1]

BILLIE JOLENE!! She's a chain smoking, thunderbird wine drinking, hot mess diva on the look out for a man. just type in billiejolene1 and enjoy. thanks.

[texjoy86]

Oh your god, I love that he just straight-up shits all over some of the sacred cows of comedy. And EVERY SINGLE ONE that he mentions had it coming.

And that "eeewwwww" line... what perfect delivery.

[tazzybean]

I agree with the top comments!!! Yeah Scott - I want to have sex with you! (and I'm a straight woman!)

[blindthrall]

Roy Cohn! Now there was a sleazy piece of shit! Also, what a fucking dissection of ADC!

[pretorious700]

Gay men can play straight, but straight men can't play gay convincingly. Well, except for Gary Oldman.

[Omnislayer7]

lol The comments to this video are unnecessary and sound silly when you go down the list attempting to read them.

[MrBuc128]

Yeah the verdict is still out on Libarace

[skraehenbuehl]

I love that Liberace comment and facial expression!

[DeathMetalCreature]

I love the last thing he said. :P

[HoserSaysWhat]

Buddy says "no stand up comedy allowed" - Scott tried a career in stand-up, but couldn't get anywhere because the scene was too homophobic; on this show he wanted to let the gay community laugh instead of get put down.

I'd love to see Scott do stand-up now, maybe the scene has changed since the '80s.

[friskycake]

Why is it always the big smelly guys who think all the fags WANT them?

[Zende1]

@friskycake used that line for yearrrrrssssss!

[BlimeyGames]

Haha, a gay guy playing a gay parody. It's gorgeous

[TracyInsomiac]

He pegged Eddie Murphy!

[rdmacyo]

Let me say just one thing........CHAAARGE!!!!

[MrNostalgiaX]

BUDDY COLE ROCKS! THE BEST!

[NapalmWeed]

The British had Monty Python, the US had Mr. Show, and Canada had The Kids in the Hall. Pretty Big shoes to fill for the next batch of comedy troupes.

[indigocrush]

I gave a friend a copy of the book, "Buddy Babylon". She loves Scott so it was the perfect birthday gift. He's the bomb!

[foujaina]

FABulous! I used to love Kids in the Hall and now that I'm older, I get more of the jokes and its still fabulous.

[kitzi79]

"...Millions of people going, 'EWWWWW!'..." (Hilarious, but sadly true.)

[producermattpop]

If you love Buddy Cole, make sure to read his, erm, autobiography "Buddy Babylon". One of the funniest books I have ever read. Reading it again now for the sixth time. It's like one of his monologues, except it goes on for days! I garantee you will laugh out loud at least once every page. Love you, Scott!

[indigocrush]

@producermattpop I gave one of my co-workers, who loves Scott, the book for her birthday last week. I had to read it before handing it over--what a scream. He's a GENIUS!

[syzygywell]

bloody fantastic~

[corebare]

That one monologue is funny than everything The Whitest Kids You Know have ever done. I'm not saying the Whitest Kids You Know are gay, but they make gay-Candian-comedians look like the Brawny man....

[rimbaud108]

Scott is a genius!!!!!

[Xcorgi]

Remember the scene in the movie Shogun where the japapanese guy pissed on his back? I'll bet Richard INSISTED on it! LOL!

[tofugoast]

Satan's so sexy.

[MissIcia]

I saw the first Buddy Cole sketch today. It's the first one I've seen too. It was amazing.

[JennelleBelle]

reminds me of liberace

[PeterFormaini]

"That must be terrible.......millions of people gong 'EEWWWWW!""

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[knails]

I agree with the Satan sexy-ness!!!!!!! xD

[MrRedFredSaid]

They've re-released some of the more nasty anti-gay crap from Eddie Murphy on DVD. People still find it funny. Sad that not much has changed.

[cepson]

Buddy Cole needs to take on Westboro Baptist Church.

[cheapcape]

"Millions of people going...ewwww!" lol!!

[lookseeme21]

The biggest gay in the world is the gay bashing Pope. An absolute asshole who hates gay people because he hates himself.

[whitekuduone]

@lookseeme21

You are a messed-up queer. STFU, arsedart.

[lookseeme21]

Your gay. And that is wonderful. The world needs more gay people.

If you rhink youre gay, don't be afraid to admit it, and even trying making out with your gay and good str8 friends.

[JohnsonzKid]

Hahaha i remember watching this when i was like eight.

[cheapcape]

Buddy is awesome!

[VWV0088]

SOOO HYSTERIOUS!!!!

[GrandFunker]

This fag took me to a Leafs game!

[civilsavage]

LoL "I JUST DON'T WANT HIM TO BE..." i understand that sentiment all too well! there's always a little bit of truth in comedy!

[seonidh]

Lol Richard Chamberlin came out as being gay a few years ago! Wow so on the button there guys.

[civilsavage]

bonSOIR... LoL

[GordonFreeMANness]

I hate faggots, but that monologye is hilarious!

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Gawd, he's crazy adorable camping it up or not. I love the limp wrist flop he does halfway through. <3

[poughkeepsiejohn1]

I remember seeing this. It was great to see someone finally taking Sam Kinison and Andrew Dice Clay to task for their rather hateful brand of comedy. Sorry, folks, but they WERE bigots.

You rock, Scott!

[carrotjuse]

I still love you, Scott! Call me!

[moulons]

I remember this episode in response to Sam Kinnison. We were at a gay bar in West Hollywood and they would stop the music here and there for a clip of TKITH. First, they played Sam's comments on gays and I will say he was an ass hole.

When Scott Thompson fired back I heard through the grapevine Sam was infuriated. I just remember the bar lit up with laughter.

[12AX74Life]

That's good to hear. I really hope Sam did hear about Scott's monologue before he died.

[rip10199]

this guy needs a show on prime time!

[NapalmWeed]

The funny thing about Buddy's Eddie Murphy comment is that Eddie Murphy was busted with a Trannie Prostitute back in the 90's. Buddy Cole Psychic?

[pyroprince78]

eddie murphy and a trannie? what??... never heard of this before. holy shit.

[NapalmWeed]

Yeah he claimed he was giving the tranny a ride home or something but the cops weren't buying it since the part of hollywood he was in was notorious for prostitution.

[pyroprince78]

i suppose i shouldn't be too surprised. he's just another human being with unpredictable possibilities. you know, there's a rumor that scientology (as a church) protects gay celebs. that includes tom cruise and will smith. anything goes in this day and age. thanks for the reply.

[NapalmWeed]

i heard the same thing about scientology too that's why they have high powered lawyers and pr people on retainer. you're welcome

[cheapcape]

@pyroprince78 Enough with the scientology jabs idiot. The truth is the christian church is way worse.

[Apashiol]

@NapalmWeed Don't tell me. I think I've heard this. Didn't he claim he was just leaning over to get something from the glove compartment when he slipped and part of him entered the prostitute. Or was that someone else?

[NapalmWeed]

@Apashiol i don't really remember but I heard the cops were laughing all the way to the station when he told them his story.

[KingofStarfox]

@NapalmWeed not surprising.  Psychologist knew homophobia means supressed homosexuality since the 1930s. Eddie Murphy proves it.

[mattfoley99]

@KingofStarfox "I'd still want to fuck him...I mean I think it'd only take about twenty bucks"

[scallywag86]

aw...leave sammy out of this buddy

:(

[junwylde]

Scott was the only funny thing on kids in the hall? LOL tool...KITH redefined sketch comedy for an entire generation. Stick to something maybe you can comprehend..like fart jokes and talking terrorist puppets.

[theFightingFan]

I'm straight, but if Scott Thompson offered to take me a Leafs game, who I'd be to say no? :D

[AutisticPersona]

@theFightingFan Me too.

[geminiboy99]

that was hilarious. loved how he got back at sam kinnison and andrew dice clay. stupid homophobes

[wiz9496]

The word "homophobe" is kinda stupid, don't you think?

[themooddisorders]

I am 31 and this man is older than my mommy... LOL JK RIP SCOTT

[microKORG17]

@themooddisorders he is still alive...

[bphutchins]

lol he'd die if he read that comment, he's always been terrified of being forgotten

[carrotjuse]

@themooddisorders What does his age have to do with comedy? He was born in 1959 and he's funnier than most comics half his age.

So, there, you silly!

[iloveniggers1000]

um he actually is gay in real life

[lavinder11]

My bf said Scott plays a very convincing gay man...

[ToasterPig]

were they aware that he is gay. He's just not a flaming queen in real life. Not as flaming as Buddy anyway XD

[lavinder11]

No I'm making him watch KITH (all of it in order) for the first time. It was hilarious when he said that but I told him he was gay afterward.

[nthomas32]

Scott is not playing. He is really gay in real life.

[lavinder11]

.... I know. Re-read the comment above you.

[contact1araya]

oh oh!

[userboy6]

"i have a tremendous respect for filth"

i LOVE this guy!

[BeerBellyBear71]

Oddly enough, Sam Kinison died not very long after in 1992...and this sketch was performed in episode 4 of the second (1990-1991) season of KITH.

[JoeyBoya]

love the guy...muah

[yellowcougar18]

Funny how Dice Clay can't get arrested, never mind get hired for any comedy gig. While Scott is going strong. Goes to show that hate will only get one so far. I don't mind the filth side of things in comedy.

Funny monologue. Love how he disses so many people in such a camp manner.

[yellowcougar18]

Funny how the Richard Chamberlain being gay actually came true. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Had to look up who Sam Kinison was. Was he dead at the time this was broadcast?

[pimpinbk1234]

Scott's gay monologues were the best part of this show haha too funny

[mason000]

One of Buddy's best monologues in the history of the show.

[BillieJolene1]

@mason000 i totally agree!!

[candis8884]

He's a genius.

[kevkevinkev]

I always loved this character!

[mikebott]

speaking as a straight guy, i feel it's a travesty that scott thompson was never offered his own show.

[HAFA74]

Totally straight, totally hot lol, and I don't care if someone is gay or not. I have gay friends, straight friends. I think Scott Thompson was/is funny as hell.

[twistedpopart]

@mikebott he did have his own show, where he played the queen. It didn't last long.

[yellowcougar18]

@mikebott He was on the Larry Sanders show, and that was pretty popular in its heyday, and continues to be to this day.

He has certainly made more quality stuff than some of the other KITH's.

Plus one can say, that maybe he did not want his own show. Some people thrive in a collaborative environment, and Scott may be one of them.

[ronnykmarshall]

@mikebott - I saw his stand up as Buddy Cole years ago and it was a scream.

[Ralastar]

@mikebott Why do you have to speak as a straight guy?

[JoEbYX]

@Ralastar Because he wouldn't want anyone to think he's gay just because he likes a gay comedian, God forbid! Oh, and by the way, I'm not gay either, just so you know. :-)

[Ralastar]

@JoEbYX Yes you are. :)

[leftyla]

@mikebott It's funny that you have to preface your comment with "I'm straight!". LOL Nobody cares, really...

[mikebott]

@leftyla various experiences in the real world have convinced me otherwise. 

[leftyla]

@mikebott The point is you come off as insecure. This is Youtube, not the "real world". What's gonna happen to you here if don't let everybody know you're straight Your comment is like me saying, "Speaking as a Jewish girl, I really like that poundcake recipe video." It neither make sense nor is it necessary. Bye now.

[mikebott]

@leftyla you are a psychologist of penetrating insight, and a formidable internet provocateur. please pat yourself on the back promptly.

[happymike44]

good Luck Dick LMAO at this monologue and Scott was great as Buddy Cole.

Knew a few guys who could have been his brother LOL.

[blambabalamba]

Priceless!! Scott Thompson and Kids In The Hall - Legendary!  Brain Candy usurped Airplane! as best all time comedy!

[kakip64]

He reminds me of the woman that played Jerry Seinfeld's mom on the show.

[cavachila]

Wow, you´re right! He reminded me someone, but I couldn´t decide who. Thanks! (I´m sure she would be delighted if she read this)

[9428962]

god i miss these guys

[sweetcharlie63]

Buddy is hilarious! Scott, really!

[bradmedicus]

"I still refuse to believe Liberace is gay ... " LOL LMAO

[happymike44]

Why do all the fat smelly guys think the gays want them lmfao at that one.

[hermwerm1]

OMG! Thanks sooo much for posting this. I taped this on VHS years ago. I watched it so often the tape broke!!!

[Magestrix]

I love Scott Thompson! He's so awesome. :D

[anonymous6E6R6]

lol his real name is scott thomson

[zombiesoiree]

Buddy Cole has me laughing from the very first words that come out of his mouth ... :) These monologues are comic gold.

[atrybus]

"You don't want to meet me in a dark alley".

*Sigh* Yes I do.

[morbidkitty]

hahaha.

[willowbaby]

He is SO catty! I LOVE him lol

[grapevinehorn]

Funny stuff! Kids In The Hall are still greatness

[Breeslave]

Roy Cohn is like being told Satan's a fag. LOL LOL LOL!!! **********stars.

[Jesus4MySoul]

haha.

why is it all fat smelly guys think gays want them?

hahaha

[legalhunk]

I met Scott on the mall in D.C. in 1991 during the gay march. He was in a full beard and moustache and alone. I am sure he didn't want to be recognized. Nevertheless I recognized him instantly and asked for a pic. We took a few. I told him I thought he was the funniest ever. Still do. He couldn't have been nicer.

[riparianlife97701]

I met Scott Thompson a couple nights ago at a film premier. He's a wonderful guy, and looking forward to the Vegas reunion of the Kids in the Hall.

[Nicolletta13]

I refuse to believe Liberace was gay....I just don't want him to be.

*dies laughing*

[daveshorr]

I don't know if you live in Canada, but he's still a pretty big deal.

[Gray99]

Davey is so sexy in the intro!

[thegirl44]

I was doing sound for the program the night that this sketch was filmed. I laughed, silently, so hard that my face hurt the next day.

[sparmonic]

I love you Buddy Cole. Scott Thompson - genius.

[musicispower84]

Scott Thompson was always my favorite of the bunch. Buddy Cole is my favorite character too. I dunno why but he's the funniest when he is allowed to be more gay than when he plays straight. hahahaha! Classic!

[therealazaro]

classic!

[sleekcartim]

one of the best gay charachters eva eva eva, now where do i get that ascot?

[bradmedicus]

"Liberace and Roy Cohn ... it's like being told Satans a fag!" LOL LMAO

They don't make comedy skits like this anymore. Hilarious!

[dantedelldante]

That buddy cole is really funny.

[Genjibunbun]

I miss this show so much. :(

[timmi59]

I do too. It was so funny!

[miss78ladyx]

Love it...so funny...=)

[SerenaBlackCat]

I remember hoping my dad wouldn't walk in and see me watching the gay segments and say something judgmental.

[Floskeknosk]

Scott Thompson rule, really!

[p2umpkin]

"Why is it that all the big sweaty guys think that fags want them?"

Haha, that's so true.

[bernadette1964]

BON SOIR!!

[punkpinksugar]

"I stopped smoking and was able to buy my own bar"

With prices today you probably could, lol

[davidpar2]

scott thompson is so fucking hilarious

[kariyakrazy]

I love Buddy!  He is hilarious!

[bluebettle]

I used to watch this show religiously when I was a little kid (like elementary school) and I HATED Buddy Cole. I didn't understand why he was talking so funny, what he was referring to, or why the audiences would find him so funny.

As an adult, it's great that I now finally get the character.

[laxman522]

Great Stuff!!

[LEONJISS]

LOL LOL LOL........ still laughing!!!!!!

[QueerSwede]

"Good luck, Dick" HA HA

[XbrokenxxdollX]

i <3 kids in the hall.

[Cannook]

I loved themall, it was a great TV show to watch . And Americans couldnt sue them .hahahahah

[kotch07]

I plan to see them live in San Francisco in 2008.

They are now on TOUR in America & Canada.

The Most Critically-Acclaimed Comedy Troupe of Our Generation Hits the Road for First Major Tour in Six Years

[slope73]

I love, love, LOVE Scott Thompson

[XavierAXB]

"Andrew Dice Clay is NOT the new Lenny Bruce. I am."

[MayPhoenix]

"I'm not saying his gay -- I'm just saying he used to be a preacher!" LOL...I miss Buddy...

[XavierAXB]

"A place where the brothers can be sisters,the sisters can be parents, and I can be... sssssssibling..."

[yetchor]

oh THAT'S what he says. i always thought he said "... and i can be SIMPLY ... hmhmhm!"

[sopka1985]

ha ha ha :)))))

[mensskintightlowrise]

What an act! Brilliant, a fantastic send-up of homophobia.

[MansManBk]

Scott Thompson is brilliant...I miss his Buddy Monologues...they were priceless....

[nastynippelz]

Cool. Canadian Humour is great. very off beat.

[vaiman777]

"He sure looks like rough trade to me." LOLOL

[XavierAXB]

"I'm not saying he's GAAAAY. I'm just saying I hope he has a good LOVER." LOL

[jayjayno1]

Is the one with Buddy talking about being Canadian AND gay on youtube??? Anyone?

[LUDWIGPARIS]

It's called Buddy's, you're sitting in it!

[diaphone32]

This is just like SUPER!

[nikeeweston]

i miss this show loved it

[slamanda01212]

This is excellent!!! Thank you for posting