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  • they're both true, i was with him both times

  • both fake

  • dude i can totally one up you. you made it too easy your first story was true in your second one too much hand gestures, movement and you looked to the right a few times which mean you where making something up boom im awesome

  • they are both lies

  • nummber 1 is true!

  • number 1 u cant bend windows last time i checked :P i could be wrong tho i am not a glass expert

  • number 2 

  • he tried too hard to convince with his second story, I say the 1st is true

  • 2nd is true 

  • second story is false!!!!

  • one lie

    two true

  • fail.

  • Both are lies

  • 2nd ones a lie first ones true

  • They are both true stories they just didn't happen to him. ha ha

  • i relised he done LOADS of cuts. some1 count

  • freakin hilarious hahahahaha

  • well, I tried to ignore the stories and pay attention to you. You do A LOT more eyebrows movement when you're telling the second story... well alone it could be nothing but when you were talking about the 300 stitches you blink in a particular way that looked like inconfidence to me... also, you look away 3 times in your second story and you didn't do it not even ONCE in your first story so, second story is a lie (at least the nose part maybe you really went skiing with that friends)

  • both are lies

  • I think he is lying about both stories!!!

  • I study liars, how they speak, parts of their story, a few words within a sentence, where their eyes go, whether they're telling the truth but they think you think they're lying, or whether they're lying and they think you think they're telling the truth. Sit back and listen to the story. Pretend he's talking to you. If you believe either story, you're too gullible. ;) Very good marketing though. Got lots of hits.

  • If you believe anyone actually buys your lies, you must have some degree of autism.

    Do you believe that being stiff and trying to look intimidating will discourage whoever is questioning what you're saying?

    Shouting at the viewer will only weaken your concentration and give away you're hiding something... And it makes me wanna punch your throat.

    In a situation that involves interrogation YOU are NOT the power figure. Watch this video and imagine yourself talking like this to an interrogator.

  • This guy is so annoying!!!!!!!

  • your a true lier who says real bullshit

  • Oh, btw, stop that... thing your doing with your hands. just shows your nervous.

  • Ya ur lying.

    n00bcaek.

    And btw; try lying to a person instead of a camera. its slightly harder.

  • BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • Second story is definately the lie. Notice how he keeps his hands together during the first part. But the dead give away is when he says it's really upsetting people remind him, but you can see the smile he has, showing that he actually thinks it's funny.

  • 1 is false, I saw many micro expressions around your mouth.

    2. looks truthfull because I didn't see any microexpression at all that would reveal the truth, if you would be lying.

  • lol May I inform you, Dr. Ekman, that there is such a thing as trying to hide expressions? Which he does... Unsucessfully.

    A stiff face is also a sign of lyign.

    A micro-expression doesn't show whether you lie or not, it shows what you feel at the moment and what your reaction to your own comments/thoughts was.

    You are right, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a micro-expression.

    2:44 the thing he does with his eyebrows is a micro expression, but that doesn't mean he's lying.

  • he lied when he told his parents he was straight

  • well there is more leaning in the number 2 a sign of deception in males, the second. He does it in the first one, my guess is the first one is exaggerated, some stuff added but not an all out lie. He also makes more unnatural eye contact in two, a sign of over proving. His second story is a bit more long winded another sign of lying. Most lies are either really short, or unnessary details are added

  • Very entertaining...but both are lies. When do I find out if I'm right?

  • #2 he contradicts himself by saying perfect and back to the original state but then he says there is a scar that people point out to him. He over uses body language in both to try to keep you from being able to notice any slight body language that might give him away. #2 Also shows more signs of improv.

  • Lie to me

    He relies on being able to ask questions and it is optimal to have the element of surprise when questioning the person on the subject at hand. Telling 3 planned out storie, not the same thing. When someone is put on the spot it is much harder for them to mask the truth.

    One cool thing is since lie to me, I can no longer just watch people in the news being interview with out looking for tells

    the important thing to remember is: you need to establish a base line for the subject

  • Yeah which makes this video just guess work, even if they both were lies or truths there would be no-way to really tell apart from common sense. He could of easily wrote both down and with the cut's could of memorised either one or be reading them off not really thinking about it.

  • Both are made up :)

  • The 1st story is true, 2nd is a lie.

  • At the begining i thought that number 1 was a lie....but number two is just A LITTLE absurd =D

  • 1 is true

  • number 2 (THE SKI STORY) is a lie.

    thats it.

    (:

  • #2 is false, headshake like NO when saying yes, voice changes (gets faster and tone changes)... well that is what i think...

    cushtv... which one was false and which was true?

  • lol both untrue, ski story may be true until the cut nose, no sarring at all

  • i think #1 is true

  • ski is false

  • you would be good on a show called psych on usa

  • u r mental lol

  • ill call my manager i think u deserve it

  • very sweet if you ;) Thanks!

  • both are false

  • i think that number two could have been passable if he didnt dance around the subject so much and say that the ski literally chopped his nose OFF. exaggeration to a certain extent tends to raise a red flag.

  • #1 be troo

  • number one is weird cuz u cant bend windows?

  • nº1 is true

  • 1st one is true

  • hahahaha "i am a master of manipulation and lies" - women love to hear that from a man

  • LOL! MoobleysFriigle08 FTW xD

  • i also like how his shirt says "protect yourself from hollywood" and yet he's trying to get someone from FOX to recognize him....

  • poop in ur mouth

  • Both are lies!

  • both are told with good detail, but i can't believe Neither

  • second false

  • I think you're an excellent liar if one of those was a lie, you said them both so convincingly. I think the first one was true and the second false, because on the second one you were saying "okay?" a lot, and that shows you were pausing...

  • 2nd one  o(^_~)o

  • 1st one

  • true then false

  • 1.t 2f

  • seconds true first false

  • they both sound like a lie....

  • WHY DON'T YOU EVER BLINK?!

  • You Where tellin the truth on both

  • we have the same first car :)

  • second one is false, you dont actually have a scar

  • First one is true, second one is false

  • i would like to say that the second one is false. My main reason for this is because he pointed to his chest with his finger and not the palm of his hand. that is one way to spot a liar.

  • Ones a lie 1:59 he gulped (liar!)

    Twos also a lie, that just seems ... unlikely

  • 1 is apparently true based on your rules because 2 is definetly bullshit. While surgery probably could remedy that, there would be scars like a motherfucker. and you wouldn't need nearly 300 stitches. however, i think it's a possibility both were lies and since you say you are a master of deception, the test was to see if we could tell that the premise of the video was wrong in the first place. anyway, 2 is total b.s.

  • 1st one is true, more details less beating around the bush

  • u r lieing on both nice u lied on both.....

  • your lying on both because i dont think you can bend a window and 300 stitches on your nose is alot and people get shot in the stomach by a gun and can ussualy escape 300 stitches if there alive and dont get git in a major arterie

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  • Lol you look like Zachary Quinto...

    Thought that might mean something...

  • there both very good but 2 is false you went in to too much definition

  • Both, but in the second one his pupils dialated and he raised his eyebrows alot and he always put his hands infront of him as a defensive tactic

  • I know the answer.. both are false.. duh.. he's a liar.. like in the description..

  • 300 stitches ? Hmm i dont think so..:P

  • Lying about the car - not showing your hands

  • Aha, but he was clenching his fist.

    That's anger.

    And on the second one he kept pointing in the opposite direction he was looking!

  • i like this guy. but i think that you're car didn't catch fire.

  • neither r true

  • 2 is false....

  • gotta say you look a bit like zach quntin (think thats his name) Aka Sylar from Heroes

  • Yeah I noticed that too!

  • 0:20

    You really should shave your brows

  • shave you ugly fucken slob.

  • i dunno, well the whole nose situatin is false

  • ur fkn funny. && i think no. 2 is a lie. well i hope it is because no. 1 was fkn the shit.

    i wish my car would set on fire too.

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  • Well Scott, I would put you on TV, Lord knows you have a big enough head for it. You're going to have to pay a few more dues. One I want to see more videos, more creative and fuckin hillarious, less I'm trying to sell out as quick as I can. Also the first one is true and the second one is a lie. How do I know this I have a 12 in cock and if I stand facing north and someone lies to me it points east. If they tell the truth it points straight down. Also no Squaw Valley in Idaho.

  • why is everyone on youtube so scary to watch :(

    but what if your lieing about telling us the true one

    mabey your just going to tell us one is a lie

    which would make them both a lie plus the video saying which one is a lie

    this is boring im gunna go watch some more "play him off keyboard cat " s :)

  • Nr. 1 is a lie, and the other one is true. Man you are a good lier. looking the camera in the eye and stuff. But there are small traces of leacks anyway. In both, so I would presumly say that both are lies.

  • you don't blink very often in the first one- it's a lie?

  • 2nd 1 is a lie

  • LMAOOO <3

  • 1st is false because your eye twitched and 2 is true

  • did  you drawl your eyebrows on with a marker??

  • this wasnt even funny. this guy just acts likea dick

  • hahaha, this is helllllla funny.

    you're really good, i don't have a clue.

    the first sounds so random it's hard to believe, but the second could be false too.. you don't see that every day.

    either way your video was fun to watch. (:

  • Ahahahha! I just watched the second one xD

  • The first one is the lie.

    I didn't even watch the second, but with the sound off it becomes obvious that the first is a lie.

    You hold your own hand a lot, showing you don't believe what you're saying, and you squirm around everytime you talk about the car situation.

    Also you show asymmetrical microexpressions, which show evidence of false emotion, in this case contempt/anger.

    Also, you're shaking your head while talking about it, which means your body is saying it's a lie.

  • fukin hillarious!! haha i love himm he should be an actor

  • eyebrows

  • hahahaha you're hilarious

  • nuber one is false, u cant bent catwindows bacwoads.

  • number ones deffinatly false. he said they bent his windows back... but then he also said that the windows were smashed in by the fire department... doesnt seem right.

  • #2 IS HILARIOUS! "Oh why do you have that scar there?" "oh, that is WHERE I GOT MY NOSE CUT OF WHEN I WAS 18! THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP! xD

  • 2 is true

  • the second one is true.

  • 1 is tue

    u cant bend back windows

  • LMAO!

  • for some reason i dont think thata any of them are true bcuz i dont think that its possible to bend glass opver and for the second one i actually didnt see a scar... i think that the first story is more belivable...

  • LOL! "oh no, thats when someone SKI CHOPPED MY NOSE OFF WHEN I WAS 18 YEARS OLD"

  • the 2 one is bullshit

  • The 1st one is true

  • no answer on this yet, eh?  :(

  • Probably the first one is false... u speak like a FCE examiner... lol a d about de the second one... dunno... the plastic surgeon did it very well man!

    bye!

  • The second one false because if you got out of collage at 18 then wow and you would have gigantic red lines aroung you nose from stitches plus you raised you eyebrows showing suprise when you told your story and when you mentioned the person who " cut off your nose" your eyebrows didn't furrow showing anger so you had a script and rehearsed it

  • He said he'd graduated high school, not college...

  • I think they are both lies, and he is just trying to trick us. lol.

  • what the hell is up with those eye brows!

  • 1 is soooo fakew noone can bend glass until it breaks duh

  • 1 is true

  • you are lying about 2, if you had your nose cut off, i highly doubt they would perfectly fix it and there would be a wayyyy bigger scar around your nose. I believe story 1 happened because you have no proof of either one, you may have barely cut your nose but not your nose falling off.

  • I believe story one.

  • idk ive known people who got their faces fucked up and they still look normal. Ur a good liar. But i just cant believe #1. Its 2

  • haha :) your funny...i dunno which ones a lie tbf...

  • 1s false 2s true

    ure nose is slightly shiny on camera. LIKE PLASTIC SURGEY

    sorry if ive pisssed u off

  • #1's false; I don't think anyone'd get a Mustang for their 16th. I also think #2's pretty unbelievable, but still possible. I pretty much had to just guess which one was less probable, and stick with it. So, #1's false.

  • he is jewish so it is possible that his father is a little in the dough. so he could have gotton a car like that. and number two, would he not be able to smell the same ever again. He also hesitated when it came to age. he said sixteen, but he held that S a little to long for someone who is telling the truth.

  • why do you remind me of dane cook?

  • Second one is fake. If that happened, your nose would still be messed up. No plastic  surgery works that well.

  • second one is false. he looked away from the camera because he was nervous

  • neither.

  • 1 is false for sure. I would bet my life on it.

  • i think it was all bull shit

    all lies

  • you oveously retarded if you graduated when you  where 18

  • graduated from high school

  • In the states you graduate at 18...

    and it's *Obviously you're retarded... and were, not where 18.

  • see here in canada we grad at 16. shows the difference between our country. EH?

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  • 1 is true

    number 2 is false

  • I think two, you have a little like, ridge on the top of your nose.

  • the first one

  • the first one if fake the second one is real

  • fix ur eyebrows

  • hmm good one second is false

  • 2 is true

  • 1 is true

  • number one is a lie 2 is the truth

  • u stink both of ur storys are fake

  • Both of your stories are completely and totally ridiculous and any one who thinks any of those stories are true are stupid and very easily tricked

    both stories are lies!!!!!!!

  • Ok i know the truth... forget about the stories!, you can't fool me!, those eyebrows aren't yours, they're fake!!!.

  • lolz!!!!!!! u're very funny! u should become an actor : )

    #2 is the truth

  • number 2 is a lie because you kept looking away, and you kinda slowed down and speed up while saying you second story. so you were thinking. and you have no scar...that was noticable.

  • 2 was a lie cause that exact thing juts recently happened to me except it was a snowboard and it didnt "chop" my nose off...Boston mills in ohio

  • 1 wuz true

  • 1...

  • i think the 1 wun is tru

    cos the 2 sounds tru and i think he is just tryin to fool us lol

  • the last onee

  • i think # 1 is false plus you are funny and a realy good liar!!!!

  • HE'S NOT JEWISH

  • You should become an actor!!

  • Let me guess, both are fake?

    5 stars, easy. :)

  • I say number one because your frustration about the second story was more drawn out. You seemed genuinely frustrated about the event, an event just as tragic as getting your car wrecked twice. Then again it's hard to tell.

  • number 1

  • number i

  • LIES!!

  • 1 pie cuz u cant bend a windowj with out breaking the window and secondly if i shove a screw driver in a door u can still open the door DUMB ASS

  • 2nd one is false

    i think

    yea it is

  • Haha you're hilarious.