@SuperBebegun im sure i wouldn't. I'd be dead [Adj. no longer alive] and therefore unable to experience or express: emotions or behaviours, that i would have, when alive. I would therefore be unable to laugh (:
Hello, I bid you welcome to the year 2012. Seeing as you still use the word "nigger", I think it would be in the best interest of humankind that you take your own life. Thank you.
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@JeniusRetard Considering you're an eleven year old faggot who likes Dragon Age I'd suggest you kill yourself before getting your shit slapped in highschool. Also back to reddit faggot.
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@Ruinah not entirely more annoyed that autists use the internet such as yourself who have no thoughts beyond 'umadbro?' or other irrelevant shit because this isn't 2007.
@IDrumNaked You're not entirely more annoyed... Dude, seriously. Either you have no clue what a run-on sentence is and why it's bad, or fail at being able to comprehend the simple function of punctuation. Either way, you clearly have no sense of humor and can't deal with a simple joke like 'umad', and feel the need to bring unnecessary things into your argument, like demeaning people with Autism. Regardless, not cool, man.
@Ruinah calm your tits and your constant need of homolust. also umad isn't a joke you fucking autist and if you actually consider it a joke you definitely need to go watch your big bang theory and get the fuck back to reddit
@Ruinah You're right you aren't autistic more stupid than anything. You complaint that I used run on sentences (mostly because I don't actually give a fuck) but you don't even know how to use commas. Eat shit cock smoker.
@JeniusRetard hey man quick spreading hate, it is his God-given right given by God to use any word he wants, also this video is great, i think that we could all learn alot from will smith, and ben kenobi-and i bet will doesnt mind calling him niggas whatever he so wants
LOL i love these arguments about heaven and hell and whether they exist or not. No one ever talks about alternate theories to what happens to you when you die. Instead of reincarnation and after life how about alternate of layered realities that we move on to or perhaps the soul is a form of energy learning knowledge and growing to provide another being sustanance. The minds of most of the people out there are way too limited for my liking. Religion = weakness + fear. Atheism = ignorance
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahhahaha ahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha i feel for this poor brainwashed brother. may the force be with him, he needs to break away from his slave master "god" free your mind and look within for divinity or heavenly things if you want them my fellow African
@upabittoolate imaturaity runs rampaid on these things dosent it? Sure youll get your way in everything now because the earth in a sense is ruled by satan...but after you die its a completly different story...so hey man enjoy it while it lasts.
@metachozoite Bullshit. There's no Satan, no heaven, no hell. Religion, especially modern Christianity, is mainly bullshit. How do you know what happens after you die? Have you heard any reports?
@RedemptionXZ Its funny...you talk about it like it has some kinda of hidden power....it wasnt used...that was peoples doing man.....so whyd oe sthis book have sooo much power? Think about it...something up with that...its strange that some old manscruipt's words are so powerful it can seemingly controll people......and theres no god?
You talk as if you cannot be wrong at all. It's like you and people like you are so ignorant that you cannot be wrong.. Can you not be wrong? how can you put faith ahead of logic when in your everday lives you use logic. Yet when it comes to knowing the truth about how we as humans came into existant u throw logic all away and go with faith. can i say for certain there is no god no i cant.
But I can say due to lack of logic and evidence i feel there isn't oneuntil proven.
@RedemptionXZ exactly!!! You your self talk about the bible as if it were something to fear instead of looking at it fro what it really is!!! ITS A BOOK ON HOW* to live...thu shall not commit adultry is a commandment for a reason...why? it keeps your ass out of trouble! so do the other commandments, such as thu shall not steal, bear faltse whitness ect.. god is saying do these things to live happy and by obeying them you follow my rules set for your life! Rules are there to help you man..
@RedemptionXZ your teing in what some selfish evil people have taken the bible and warped it for their own benefit and you hold it againist us because what teh history books say...those people got what was coming to them! So is there a god...im sure there is...why else would all of you go around fearing and attacking christians? You fulfill profesy without even releasing it man. the bible is a good thing. GOD is a good thing and I have never meets omeone who followed gods rules that wasnt happy.
Another thing about "is there a god or not"....when you look at the depest science even teh rbightest person is gonna wonder wtf?! and yet you still dought.,even on your death bed or in trouble whats the first thing you say? "godamnit, god help me".its so funny you guys contradict each other so much. wanna know if theres a god? TRY IT. Try listening to his word living it...you be quite suprised i think to find things go better for you. Can I be wrong? im an engineer...im wrong all the time man
@RedemptionXZ also with out the existince of GOD...how to you think isreal came to be? The fact there is EVERY single place mentioned in the bible still standing today, the 500 year old fig trees in the garden of yosemitie that STILL stand to day and no one can figure out why. The fact just about every country hates isreal...hummm...strange that these things are going on...why do they kill christians for being christian? Satan hates christians because we have power over him through christ.
@RedemptionXZ you dont fear god because hes god..you fear him because you love him, and theres the little fact he can with one word send you to hell. its not a fear like a deathly fear its a lov fear...you wont understand unless you try to..also note god said LET THEIR BE LIGHT over 500,000 years ago...and it IS STILL SO...we still have the sun...moon and stars...show you how powerful words are...isnt it strange that one little book can cause so much to change? god there man...
.. I don't fear nor love god. "you wont understand if u try it" try what? i don't have to try something to know its retarded. lol i really don't know if ur you're trolling or not because i seen alot of hopeless people like you in real life. Theres no evidence to even proof a god exists. Books claim alot of things doesn't make it true. You're so concerned with "who" created the universe have u ever thought that it can be a "what"
@RedemptionXZ im not some robot thats controlled by what others say or tell me to do..I dont give a damn what others think I should or should not do...I am my own person man......and you have never met anyone like me sir...im one of a kind....books do claim a lot of things...evolution for instance.....
I do think for myself in case you cant tell..im showing you real world examples that pretty much show there is a god
lol im not hopless your wrong on that one. I believe what i feel is right
its impossible to for you to even peak at the other side eh. You told me it feels good believing god. Okay cool but that doesn't make it true. You do realize that jews don't think jesus was the son of god or even devine for that matter right. So that already conflicts with what you believe.
Also are muslims wrong in worshiping Allah over the christian god? what makes you right and them wrong? So you basically have no evidence apart from "it feels good"
@RedemptionXZ Yes musilms are very wrong. Feel good huh?...not...its more like...try dieding on a pill over dose and having a voice tell you "go back" then feel your self being pushed back from somewhere and waking up in your own juices....dude...im done with you....your just ...you have your mind set...it may not be the right one...youll see eventually.....theres no helping you anyway
@RedemptionXZ unlike you and 98% of the world I dont have to have proof to know something exists....I knwo what my heart tells me to be true and i follow it..I dont live my mans standards, or preconceptions of what or how I should think or act. I am my own person. I make my own decisions...but I am smart enough to knwo theres a god man... Im an engineer...I also play 4 different musical instruments...I can think on my own...stop thinking you know me just because im a christian
okay and thats fine. but its what your heart tells you. dont act smug and pretend you cannot be wrong. What if someones heart clashes with what you believe. Who are you to take priority over them. If you wish to believe in something because it feels good instead of finding evidence or logic then this conversation cannot go further because no matter how much logic i would throw at you. You've already made up your mind. sayin shit like "after u die its a diffrent story" gtfo
@RedemptionXZ an old book that seems to have enough power to do that? what gives it that power? a man is not that powerful and can fall at any time dude. Yet when you look at the bible and READ it..you found out...man a lot of this stuff is true!! snakes eat dirt and crawl on thier belly, a dog will return to its vomit, and those who eat the fat of animals live shorter lives then those that do not. How do you explain so many countries fear isreal? power? thats a lot of power for a small country
@RedemptionXZ Im so happy you can seem to be able to tell me who and what I am and how I think after 28 years. I do a lot of things on faith* but what a lot of what your talkinga bout is an ignorant waiste of ...its justs tupid...you dont dos omething like step infront of moving traffic and say "its ok god will protect me".....your as immature as you are lost spiritually...your doing what most atheists do at this point...you can argue so you insult and start asking the same question over
@RedemptionXZ You dont ask god to help with things like that...it just shows how little you know about christianity...you think I abondon all hope with"sky dady" huh? What a stupid and feeble way of thinking...if you knew anything about god you would not be saying that. Santa claus for adults? god not your personal genie kid....hes not our way of getting everything either....Ill tell you what you are though" simple minded, ignorant,evil, childish..".and who knows what else...just shut up
Your justw anting to sit here and slander me and christians ect so you can look all big and I can be a robot ect...man you dont know me...you know nothing about my life and how things in it have gone...and ill be the first to tell you not well...yet you sit here and constantly insult me because I believe in god fullfilling everything god said about you and others like you....im done with you asking the same question over and over, which i awnserd, and your childish way of thinking, convo over
Also if he doesn't exist...why do you care if I believe in him or not? obviously something is bothering you about it....all I can tell you is can you afford to be wrong knowing what will happen to you? No matter what I say your going to continue on and bash me...lol after all he's just santa clause to you...when it comes time to face the piper remember this conversation and all those you had with others....you had an opportunity to find out on your own who was right or not...
Now im going to enjoy my day....and im not awnsering any more questions.....but again...im not some spirtually controlled robot man.....Im a person just like you and so many others...why do I feel theres a god?...you knwo they say people with near death experiances who have died once see things differently..I guess they were right....thats right...I have died once....and im not discussing that
@RedemptionXZ ...I abandon all.....ya know I might actually take you seriously if you could write somethingw ithout insulting me for 5 minutes...you dont believe in god fine!!! Hell will be full of people just like you...and Im sorry...but we each choose our own paths in life...you dont have to be christian you can go to hell....just know you chose it not me....you are as selisf and stupid as your paragraph is...conversation over.
@Redemption Nope..your an idiot...most of you guys would worship aliens if they flew down tomorrow...and hell you call good guitarists guitar gods...your whole perception of things if just pathetic..I don't want anything to do with someone so feeble minded. And before you say that about me:
I'm a guitarist, drummer, piano player, bass play songwriter, music composer, drum line teacher, mechanical engineer, amongst other things...i'm far from simple or box minded...you on the other hand are
@RedemptionXZ all you can ask me is the same thing over and over "show me physical proff" ...the pharsses said the same thing to jesus when he was on this earth..and he laughed and told them the only sign youll see is the sign of noah...meaning he will send someone to tell you but you wont listen...and then youll be destroyed and wonder why me? When all along you had the truth before you. I cant help you. Only you can help you. If you dont wanna believe in god fine...its your soul you awnser 4 u
Also....I do have a short temper...and if you keep sending me "r u mad bro"..I am gonna be because I hate that immature ass phrase...and your not gonna like me then :)
@RedemptionXZ the world has many religions and I have studied all of them in college...I chose christianity because it has a truth to it...and has a feeling of something real....allah is a joke, a liar, a false profit, and another example that men wanna worship other man...father else where
thats why i dislike people like you. on a serious note someone who believes in allah would think that way about your god. Do you see where I'm going plenty of people have strong feelings that their god might be real. BUT none of them have concrete evidence. As for your voices in your head after u were suiciding or something get that checked out im pretty confident you are schizophrenic.
@RedemptionXZ Oh i am sure of mys elf/...and we dont execute people who believe in god like the muslims do. i dont care what you thin...christianity is about love...but understand your insulting me eprsonallya ndI dont take kindly to that. I am not going to speak out agains you though...if you wanna go to hell fine...thats your fate not mine. Only a fool requires evidence says the bible...some of the most poweful men in the world at that point were enflunced by god to write those words.
@RedemptionXZ it si written that those who have NO knowledge of his word and die that way will be given pardon...but thats impossible now a days....and the old testsment *old...is rules for isreal at the time of NOAH and mosses idiot...the NEW tetment is how modern christians should live...and what the hell do you think a job is? a modern form of slavery man.....baised on what I think...I think thers a god theres enough scientific proof to prove that theory most scientists say it their selfs.
@RedemptionXZ I dont pick and choose anyhing You havet even read the damn thing it seems like...new testement AFTER CHRIST...thats how christians live...you have no idea what your talking about...I dont fear death dude...befor ei was save di trie dto commit suciade i wante dto die...an dthe thought dosent scare me at allllll.....the proff is thee dude...the hill where he was cruficied....the temples...the culture...read up on it...and when yous ee isreal rebuild solomons temple...time to run
@RedemptionXZ your just an idiot....youll learn the hardway...and I cant help you.....no one can but yourself...your so blind to everything you just wont even try to find out the truth.....I cant be in the military in diabetic from eating too much junk as a kid lol....as for sky daddu...youll find out hwo real he is oneday....till then live it up...its the only life youll get...because you dont have a spiritual one~ and im tired....its 3 am.....
and se ethere you go again...the bibles for slavery...your an IDOIT...it dosent exista nymore....read the new testement...its how christians should live...the OLD testemant is for long times past...there how isreal lived...still does infact...your just dont wanna believe in anything you cant see.....and i wonder why you think praper works? chance? lol nope...sorry....
@RedemptionXZ go to yrou nearest colleg and ASk how many phycologist and dr's believe in god...youll be suprised.....god hasnt told me anything stop warping what I say to look big on here...I dont care what you wanna do..your to stubborn to listen to me
@RedemptionXZ and yrou a IDIOT!! its not the book you foolish kid...its christs sacrafice onthe cross...you completly miss the point...the book is how god tells you to live if you want a good life...obey his rules and life how he wants you to loving others and being kind...dont do these things....john 3:16 for god so love dth world that he gave his one and only son...and who ever believes in him SHALL not perish but have everlasting life.....yoru acting like the bible is god...its only his words
@RedemptionXZ People like you fullfill profecy and you dont even know it...youll execute us one day because your so blinded by hate you know nothing esle...thats your problem....god will do his thing when the time comes...youve never met a true christian have you? Why do you need physical proof? Ill tell you why you dont wanna beleive theres a god thats the EXACT problem..you dont wanna face the facts that if you do certian things YOUR GONNA FRY..you dont want rules you want to live like animals
@RedemptionXZ look your beyond help...only you can help yourself....god dosent want people like you who wanna cuss him...hell cut you out..dosent listen to you...notice this thogh...see how christianity is dwendlingand thinsg are getting worse in the world? its gonna get TWICE that as we continue to dwendel because of idiots like you....youll most likley see it in your life time..and i hope you do and rememeber this conversation...the bible isnt mary had a little lamb..its word is build on BLOOD
@RedemptionXZ i dont care about the rest of the world....dosent concern me right now....and your misreading that passage..do I need to quote it for you? dr? for what the diabetes stuff?....week after next....as for it being a fairytale...for YOUR sake you better be right.
@RedemptionXZ I dont have family...theres gone....and as for the bugs thing....you came from dusta nd you will return to it...thats in the bible.....and its also an intretsing fact that people that follow god rules live longer then thsoe who dont..sciene is a joke...and is most likley given to us my some means that messed up..I have my theorie sn that one...and there MY theories....
@RedemptionXZ ill give you my reasons i believ in god later...im tire di need sleep...and i have an hour or two of guitar rehearshal still todo tonight...ill tell you tommorrow.
@RedemptionXZ Im not a christian because i fear death...im chriatian becasue i understand what god has done and respect that...and there choose a spiritual life instand just a physical one.......those who are true christians will be able to live a spirtual life with god thats heaven...hell* is hell because of two reasons....ONe being its spiritual life away from god and TWo you suffer because satan has apparently nothing better to do the torture sould who stray from god...he hates god rememeber?
@DutchslayerX If I die and there sno heaven illl be in hell....but if neither exists (which is not the case anyway I believe) ill just fade away and wont have to worry about it will i?....but i fim not wrong...and there is a heaven...your gonna regret not paying heed to my words....well most likley not..I dont think youd give a shit if there was 100% proff of god anyway....he wants you to trust me and know hes there on faith...not on works.
If there is no heaven or hell, I'll have lived a good life doing everything I could and wanted to without and religious empediments. If there is a god however, he'll understand my decision not to believe in him because of the current state of our world. Look around you, people in Africa are dying, animals are tortured and our environment has never more damaged ever since beginning of our industrialization. If god really has a plan then he's a dumb fuck that should do rethinking.
@DutchslayerX I dont care.what you do is your own concern not mine...do what you want to do and if your wrong welcome to hell if not who fucking cares?.but you need to lay off with the bad conscience stuff and stop spamming my box...if you wanna be friends and see guitar covers do so and friend teh account...your NEVER going to onvince me otherwise in anything spirtual or otherwise. i am my own person and Ill do what I want to...stop telling m what to believe..its realy selfish on your part
and im not telling you what to blieve im telling you how I believe and what I feel....so far you have not been able to see that...christ said his sheep know him....your not one of em...your choise...im sorry but at the same time I realy do not~ care right now
@metachozoite I have never harmed anyone nor have I raped any children in my life. I've never killed someone because his idea about a god was not the same as mine. I've never scammed poor people by selling indulgences.
To be perfectly honest with you, I think that if there is a god he'll probably wouldn't mind me not being a christian because I'm still a better person than most Christians..
@DutchslayerX Most christians are probably pissy because people spam their youtube box every day with or bother them, or shoot at them, or beat them, or pick at them...it would make anyone pissy we get tired of hearing the harrassment were human to....you need to leave me alone. my friend just died from a massive heart attack a few weeks ago and I JUST found out about it....I dont need someone like you in my life trying to tell me what to do and how to act and what to believe.
@DutchslayerX its exactly why I stay single and think relationships are b.s. ..you cant go judging everyone from a single bad apple...now on you atheists side I have know enough of you to knwo how you are...and YES your all the same...my ex was an atheist, some of my friends are...I dont speak to these people ...we DONT get along because I have to hear this same trumpet card all the time..I dont care what other people do...dosent matter to me. you too for that matter do what you want
and gods not punishing you....thats satans doing...god will however torment those souls who dont follow him because they knew and refused him...its like spitting in yrou physical fathers face...think you wont get hit for that? try it...god the same way...he came to earth and suffered for you died for you then you spit in his face and say no thanks but not excepting christs sacrafice...it would piss me off to if someone did that.....
I think you need to do what I did a long time a go...SEEK awnsers...look into WHY...god said those who SEEK him will find him.....and those who seek and find and believe ...with even the grain of a musterdseed can move a mountain ...as christ said...so is there proff of god? YES.. in mines as well as every christian, jew, and catholic in this worlds heart. thats THREE religous sects that believe in the same thing...not the same can be said of any religion...god is living not dead, you dont...
Lol these people who try to mock God haha believe me if you don't walk Gods path you won't be having the last laugh my friends..
SuperBebegun 3 days ago
@SuperBebegun im sure i wouldn't. I'd be dead [Adj. no longer alive] and therefore unable to experience or express: emotions or behaviours, that i would have, when alive. I would therefore be unable to laugh (:
iHateCensorship99999 3 days ago
@SuperBebegun lol
minimalist34 1 day ago
DAMN YOU MONGORIANSH
KevinLounsberry 1 week ago
The second prank was about star wars lmfao the dark side loool
jamesblunto94520 1 week ago
That Fantastic background is Priceless
brossmania 1 week ago
this show sucks
Kingdom12 3 weeks ago
LOL, he didn't get the Star Wars reference! I mean, come on, who hasn't seen Star Wars? XD
Xanatos21 3 weeks ago 5
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@Xanatos21 XD LOL YOURE A FUCKING FAGGOT LE REDDIT NIGGER
IDrumNaked 2 weeks ago
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Hello, I bid you welcome to the year 2012. Seeing as you still use the word "nigger", I think it would be in the best interest of humankind that you take your own life. Thank you.
JeniusRetard 2 weeks ago 15
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@JeniusRetard Considering you're an eleven year old faggot who likes Dragon Age I'd suggest you kill yourself before getting your shit slapped in highschool. Also back to reddit faggot.
IDrumNaked 2 weeks ago
@IDrumNaked lol, umadbro?
Ruinah 1 week ago
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@Ruinah not entirely more annoyed that autists use the internet such as yourself who have no thoughts beyond 'umadbro?' or other irrelevant shit because this isn't 2007.
IDrumNaked 1 week ago
@IDrumNaked You're not entirely more annoyed... Dude, seriously. Either you have no clue what a run-on sentence is and why it's bad, or fail at being able to comprehend the simple function of punctuation. Either way, you clearly have no sense of humor and can't deal with a simple joke like 'umad', and feel the need to bring unnecessary things into your argument, like demeaning people with Autism. Regardless, not cool, man.
Ruinah 1 week ago
@Ruinah calm your tits and your constant need of homolust. also umad isn't a joke you fucking autist and if you actually consider it a joke you definitely need to go watch your big bang theory and get the fuck back to reddit
IDrumNaked 1 week ago
@IDrumNaked Autist? Really? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Ruinah 1 week ago
@Ruinah You're right you aren't autistic more stupid than anything. You complaint that I used run on sentences (mostly because I don't actually give a fuck) but you don't even know how to use commas. Eat shit cock smoker.
IDrumNaked 1 week ago
@JeniusRetard hey man quick spreading hate, it is his God-given right given by God to use any word he wants, also this video is great, i think that we could all learn alot from will smith, and ben kenobi-and i bet will doesnt mind calling him niggas whatever he so wants
nornsloki 6 days ago
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@JeniusRetard Fuck you stupid nigger lover. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
RayWlllaimJohnson 3 days ago
Dis is not biblicool damn it!
solidXsnake4life 4 weeks ago
biblycool
gentrelane 1 month ago
As soon as he said Ben Kenobi, I had to pause it because of how hard I was laughing.
xbluemystx8686 1 month ago 9
I think he meant to say hooligans
cyberturban 1 month ago 2
This is amazing.... HAHAHA
2011alemar 1 month ago
I need to scratch my Mongolians.
lewisner 1 month ago
0:39 "that's from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" lol!!!!!
nitrorev386 1 month ago
Lol @ making trouble in my living area
GitanoRenegado 1 month ago 8
Utter genius
greensinge 1 month ago
STUPID MONGOWIANS, stop bweaking down my schitty chwistian show.
domisasiko 1 month ago 2
shit, not the mongolians again -.-
SimonXR 1 month ago
LMAO just read the actual email in the description. If only he had read out the whole thing. I would've burst out laughing!
s10dlka 1 month ago
LOL "Mongolians in the system".
Some shameless casual racism there by these so called 'people of God'
s10dlka 1 month ago 4
i'm mongolian and i find you very racist...
bistoclonduff 1 month ago
mongolians in the system that sounded funny but im sure one or two mongolians were offended
monkeyboyralph 1 month ago
I am Sith. Have a bad day.
dalhar20 2 months ago
Gad damn you Mongorians! Stay away from my shitty wall!
Gidwan 2 months ago 6
0:40 "Oh, ok. Fres... ok... I,.. I think.... yeah.... I think there's sa..... there's some Mongolians in the system"
SkillataRangerMedia 2 months ago 5
hahahahaha
LittleVMKGirl2 2 months ago
LMFAO!!!!
ByTheShortAndCurlies 2 months ago
dose mongolians
DrackyA 2 months ago
EPIC
jhgonzalez77 2 months ago
LOL!!!
clap5 2 months ago
mongolians on the system lmfao
theLEGENDARYoneTC 2 months ago
Tell me if I'm wrong, but is the uploaders account name seem like it says RapeMyKidz?
sandmonstro 2 months ago
LOL at the end of your email " God Bless, Keira". Death note anybody?!?!?
robotchickenfan 2 months ago 2
"thats the fresh prince of bel air"
"--oh okay!"
whatdafacundo 2 months ago
Zere be mongolions in de system
JFxxProductions 3 months ago
This is so funny! I feel bad for the guy because he's just religious, but it is funny.
IllinoisBroski 3 months ago
omegle lolz
hellrazor117 3 months ago
those goddamn mongolians
ognimoddd 3 months ago
@ognimoddd What does that meme (get it)? Seriously, what does that mean?
quidproquo2004 3 months ago
When I found Jesus, my life got flip turned upside down,
Stethacanthus 3 months ago 3
@Stethacanthus LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
daniibaby500 2 months ago
Trolls. You're doing it right.
dummychaos 3 months ago
Fucking mongolians, haha.
hzhalite 3 months ago
This guy reading the prank is the biggest mongolian.
patarbab 3 months ago
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shame on you go back to school asshole
addan76 3 months ago
He believed in medi.. medii.. mediclorions? rofl
KillerCODclips 3 months ago 2
there is only one force....
austen44 3 months ago
This guy
SilverSinspawn 3 months ago
love how his colleague tries to tell him he's been pranked but he's still slightly confused....and ends up blaming the poor Mongolians.
ivangrozny27 3 months ago
"Started making trouble in........ my living area...."
"That's from the 'fresh prince of bel air' hahahhaha'
"oh, ok, hehehe''
"hahahha""
"something about ben kenobi...."
Oh ffs!!! Best video EVER.
1878EFC2008 3 months ago
Dude, I almost Pissed my Pants when I came across this. Thanks
themachinedoctor 3 months ago
Not correct? Oh so what Ben Kenobe is an infidel now is he?
muxishine 3 months ago
What would Will Smith do?
MrsSimpson001 4 months ago
the force > God
MaoistRebelNews2 4 months ago 4
@MaoistRebelNews2 sure!!!!
MrsSimpson001 4 months ago
thats not biblycool
baioken 4 months ago 5
@baioken HAhaha I just noticed that....Thats the new word
6spdMusic 4 months ago
I think there are some mongolians on the system... hahaha
JossyHadash 4 months ago
LOL i love these arguments about heaven and hell and whether they exist or not. No one ever talks about alternate theories to what happens to you when you die. Instead of reincarnation and after life how about alternate of layered realities that we move on to or perhaps the soul is a form of energy learning knowledge and growing to provide another being sustanance. The minds of most of the people out there are way too limited for my liking. Religion = weakness + fear. Atheism = ignorance
P4pJokerBits 4 months ago
Get someone to screen your emails before you read them on the air bro.
polevaultking2 4 months ago
Lol
aekara1987 4 months ago
theres some mongolians on the system
smokinson86 4 months ago 123
how many times is this nigga gonna get pranked
DjScout 5 months ago
Can't believe Randy Jackson left this show for American idol...;-)
jammyfeen 5 months ago 5
@jammyfeen LOL
snappy2332 4 months ago
The trap has been set.
mexican01010 5 months ago
iRadio sent me here
bOyLaN369 5 months ago 21
Love the last little comment at the end 'the devil is a bad devil!'
permedmammoth 5 months ago
I think there are some mongolians in the system hahahahah
dirkyd3rk 5 months ago
Son come to bed please!
No mommy I can't this is important!
What is it?
Someone is WRONG on the internet!
adr58 5 months ago
I love these pranks
horndog646 5 months ago
Oh god I peed a little
abortioncookies 5 months ago
lololololololoololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!! oowwwwnnneeedd XD
niallmulkidd2k10 5 months ago
Christians and atheists.
xkcd.com/774/
9t9redballoons 5 months ago
This is brilliant. Stupid religious people!
simonmayson2513 5 months ago
@simonmayson2513 lol i bet you could do the same thing to the assholes at the athiest talk show
sk8erfreak9242 5 months ago
@sk8erfreak9242 No. You couldn't.
upabittoolate 5 months ago
@sk8erfreak9242 are there any anthiest talk shows?
P4pJokerBits 4 months ago
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahhahaha ahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha i feel for this poor brainwashed brother. may the force be with him, he needs to break away from his slave master "god" free your mind and look within for divinity or heavenly things if you want them my fellow African
AnuGarDor 5 months ago
Lol @ midichloreans
popejohn666 5 months ago
I tink there are some Mogolians in da seestem.
upabittoolate 5 months ago
SOMETHING SOMETHING DARKSIIIIIDE... SOMETHING SOMETHING COMPLETE....
wgeorgiou 5 months ago
midi-midiclorians
gongfumaster 5 months ago
while this is comical...id hate to be the poor fool to pull this.....god dosent like to be made a fool of...read the bible....
metachozoite 6 months ago
@metachozoite Religion troll? You're hilarious. Atheist win.
upabittoolate 6 months ago
@upabittoolate imaturaity runs rampaid on these things dosent it? Sure youll get your way in everything now because the earth in a sense is ruled by satan...but after you die its a completly different story...so hey man enjoy it while it lasts.
metachozoite 6 months ago
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@metachozoite Bullshit. There's no Satan, no heaven, no hell. Religion, especially modern Christianity, is mainly bullshit. How do you know what happens after you die? Have you heard any reports?
upabittoolate 6 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ Its funny...you talk about it like it has some kinda of hidden power....it wasnt used...that was peoples doing man.....so whyd oe sthis book have sooo much power? Think about it...something up with that...its strange that some old manscruipt's words are so powerful it can seemingly controll people......and theres no god?
metachozoite 6 months ago
@metachozoite
You talk as if you cannot be wrong at all. It's like you and people like you are so ignorant that you cannot be wrong.. Can you not be wrong? how can you put faith ahead of logic when in your everday lives you use logic. Yet when it comes to knowing the truth about how we as humans came into existant u throw logic all away and go with faith. can i say for certain there is no god no i cant.
But I can say due to lack of logic and evidence i feel there isn't oneuntil proven.
RedemptionXZ 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ exactly!!! You your self talk about the bible as if it were something to fear instead of looking at it fro what it really is!!! ITS A BOOK ON HOW* to live...thu shall not commit adultry is a commandment for a reason...why? it keeps your ass out of trouble! so do the other commandments, such as thu shall not steal, bear faltse whitness ect.. god is saying do these things to live happy and by obeying them you follow my rules set for your life! Rules are there to help you man..
metachozoite 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ your teing in what some selfish evil people have taken the bible and warped it for their own benefit and you hold it againist us because what teh history books say...those people got what was coming to them! So is there a god...im sure there is...why else would all of you go around fearing and attacking christians? You fulfill profesy without even releasing it man. the bible is a good thing. GOD is a good thing and I have never meets omeone who followed gods rules that wasnt happy.
metachozoite 6 months ago
Another thing about "is there a god or not"....when you look at the depest science even teh rbightest person is gonna wonder wtf?! and yet you still dought.,even on your death bed or in trouble whats the first thing you say? "godamnit, god help me".its so funny you guys contradict each other so much. wanna know if theres a god? TRY IT. Try listening to his word living it...you be quite suprised i think to find things go better for you. Can I be wrong? im an engineer...im wrong all the time man
metachozoite 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ also with out the existince of GOD...how to you think isreal came to be? The fact there is EVERY single place mentioned in the bible still standing today, the 500 year old fig trees in the garden of yosemitie that STILL stand to day and no one can figure out why. The fact just about every country hates isreal...hummm...strange that these things are going on...why do they kill christians for being christian? Satan hates christians because we have power over him through christ.
metachozoite 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ you dont fear god because hes god..you fear him because you love him, and theres the little fact he can with one word send you to hell. its not a fear like a deathly fear its a lov fear...you wont understand unless you try to..also note god said LET THEIR BE LIGHT over 500,000 years ago...and it IS STILL SO...we still have the sun...moon and stars...show you how powerful words are...isnt it strange that one little book can cause so much to change? god there man...
metachozoite 6 months ago
@metachozoite
.. I don't fear nor love god. "you wont understand if u try it" try what? i don't have to try something to know its retarded. lol i really don't know if ur you're trolling or not because i seen alot of hopeless people like you in real life. Theres no evidence to even proof a god exists. Books claim alot of things doesn't make it true. You're so concerned with "who" created the universe have u ever thought that it can be a "what"
think for your self not what a book says
RedemptionXZ 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ im not some robot thats controlled by what others say or tell me to do..I dont give a damn what others think I should or should not do...I am my own person man......and you have never met anyone like me sir...im one of a kind....books do claim a lot of things...evolution for instance.....
I do think for myself in case you cant tell..im showing you real world examples that pretty much show there is a god
lol im not hopless your wrong on that one. I believe what i feel is right
metachozoite 6 months ago
@metachozoite
its impossible to for you to even peak at the other side eh. You told me it feels good believing god. Okay cool but that doesn't make it true. You do realize that jews don't think jesus was the son of god or even devine for that matter right. So that already conflicts with what you believe.
Also are muslims wrong in worshiping Allah over the christian god? what makes you right and them wrong? So you basically have no evidence apart from "it feels good"
RedemptionXZ 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ Yes musilms are very wrong. Feel good huh?...not...its more like...try dieding on a pill over dose and having a voice tell you "go back" then feel your self being pushed back from somewhere and waking up in your own juices....dude...im done with you....your just ...you have your mind set...it may not be the right one...youll see eventually.....theres no helping you anyway
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ unlike you and 98% of the world I dont have to have proof to know something exists....I knwo what my heart tells me to be true and i follow it..I dont live my mans standards, or preconceptions of what or how I should think or act. I am my own person. I make my own decisions...but I am smart enough to knwo theres a god man... Im an engineer...I also play 4 different musical instruments...I can think on my own...stop thinking you know me just because im a christian
metachozoite 6 months ago
@metachozoite
okay and thats fine. but its what your heart tells you. dont act smug and pretend you cannot be wrong. What if someones heart clashes with what you believe. Who are you to take priority over them. If you wish to believe in something because it feels good instead of finding evidence or logic then this conversation cannot go further because no matter how much logic i would throw at you. You've already made up your mind. sayin shit like "after u die its a diffrent story" gtfo
RedemptionXZ 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ an old book that seems to have enough power to do that? what gives it that power? a man is not that powerful and can fall at any time dude. Yet when you look at the bible and READ it..you found out...man a lot of this stuff is true!! snakes eat dirt and crawl on thier belly, a dog will return to its vomit, and those who eat the fat of animals live shorter lives then those that do not. How do you explain so many countries fear isreal? power? thats a lot of power for a small country
metachozoite 6 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 6 months ago
@RedemptionXZ Im so happy you can seem to be able to tell me who and what I am and how I think after 28 years. I do a lot of things on faith* but what a lot of what your talkinga bout is an ignorant waiste of ...its justs tupid...you dont dos omething like step infront of moving traffic and say "its ok god will protect me".....your as immature as you are lost spiritually...your doing what most atheists do at this point...you can argue so you insult and start asking the same question over
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ You dont ask god to help with things like that...it just shows how little you know about christianity...you think I abondon all hope with"sky dady" huh? What a stupid and feeble way of thinking...if you knew anything about god you would not be saying that. Santa claus for adults? god not your personal genie kid....hes not our way of getting everything either....Ill tell you what you are though" simple minded, ignorant,evil, childish..".and who knows what else...just shut up
metachozoite 5 months ago
Your justw anting to sit here and slander me and christians ect so you can look all big and I can be a robot ect...man you dont know me...you know nothing about my life and how things in it have gone...and ill be the first to tell you not well...yet you sit here and constantly insult me because I believe in god fullfilling everything god said about you and others like you....im done with you asking the same question over and over, which i awnserd, and your childish way of thinking, convo over
metachozoite 5 months ago
Also if he doesn't exist...why do you care if I believe in him or not? obviously something is bothering you about it....all I can tell you is can you afford to be wrong knowing what will happen to you? No matter what I say your going to continue on and bash me...lol after all he's just santa clause to you...when it comes time to face the piper remember this conversation and all those you had with others....you had an opportunity to find out on your own who was right or not...
metachozoite 5 months ago
Now im going to enjoy my day....and im not awnsering any more questions.....but again...im not some spirtually controlled robot man.....Im a person just like you and so many others...why do I feel theres a god?...you knwo they say people with near death experiances who have died once see things differently..I guess they were right....thats right...I have died once....and im not discussing that
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ ...I abandon all.....ya know I might actually take you seriously if you could write somethingw ithout insulting me for 5 minutes...you dont believe in god fine!!! Hell will be full of people just like you...and Im sorry...but we each choose our own paths in life...you dont have to be christian you can go to hell....just know you chose it not me....you are as selisf and stupid as your paragraph is...conversation over.
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite
you mad bro?
RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@Redemption Nope..your an idiot...most of you guys would worship aliens if they flew down tomorrow...and hell you call good guitarists guitar gods...your whole perception of things if just pathetic..I don't want anything to do with someone so feeble minded. And before you say that about me:
I'm a guitarist, drummer, piano player, bass play songwriter, music composer, drum line teacher, mechanical engineer, amongst other things...i'm far from simple or box minded...you on the other hand are
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ all you can ask me is the same thing over and over "show me physical proff" ...the pharsses said the same thing to jesus when he was on this earth..and he laughed and told them the only sign youll see is the sign of noah...meaning he will send someone to tell you but you wont listen...and then youll be destroyed and wonder why me? When all along you had the truth before you. I cant help you. Only you can help you. If you dont wanna believe in god fine...its your soul you awnser 4 u
metachozoite 5 months ago
Also....I do have a short temper...and if you keep sending me "r u mad bro"..I am gonna be because I hate that immature ass phrase...and your not gonna like me then :)
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite
you is mad?
RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ you iz a ignorant bastard?
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite
praise allah
RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ yup......that awnsered it.....your a looney
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite
you mad
RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ wrong we have an actual living breathing god...allahs DEAD...as is muhammad...jesus christ over came death pal....
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ the world has many religions and I have studied all of them in college...I chose christianity because it has a truth to it...and has a feeling of something real....allah is a joke, a liar, a false profit, and another example that men wanna worship other man...father else where
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@metachozoite
thats why i dislike people like you. on a serious note someone who believes in allah would think that way about your god. Do you see where I'm going plenty of people have strong feelings that their god might be real. BUT none of them have concrete evidence. As for your voices in your head after u were suiciding or something get that checked out im pretty confident you are schizophrenic.
RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ Oh i am sure of mys elf/...and we dont execute people who believe in god like the muslims do. i dont care what you thin...christianity is about love...but understand your insulting me eprsonallya ndI dont take kindly to that. I am not going to speak out agains you though...if you wanna go to hell fine...thats your fate not mine. Only a fool requires evidence says the bible...some of the most poweful men in the world at that point were enflunced by god to write those words.
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ it si written that those who have NO knowledge of his word and die that way will be given pardon...but thats impossible now a days....and the old testsment *old...is rules for isreal at the time of NOAH and mosses idiot...the NEW tetment is how modern christians should live...and what the hell do you think a job is? a modern form of slavery man.....baised on what I think...I think thers a god theres enough scientific proof to prove that theory most scientists say it their selfs.
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ I dont pick and choose anyhing You havet even read the damn thing it seems like...new testement AFTER CHRIST...thats how christians live...you have no idea what your talking about...I dont fear death dude...befor ei was save di trie dto commit suciade i wante dto die...an dthe thought dosent scare me at allllll.....the proff is thee dude...the hill where he was cruficied....the temples...the culture...read up on it...and when yous ee isreal rebuild solomons temple...time to run
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ your just an idiot....youll learn the hardway...and I cant help you.....no one can but yourself...your so blind to everything you just wont even try to find out the truth.....I cant be in the military in diabetic from eating too much junk as a kid lol....as for sky daddu...youll find out hwo real he is oneday....till then live it up...its the only life youll get...because you dont have a spiritual one~ and im tired....its 3 am.....
metachozoite 5 months ago
and se ethere you go again...the bibles for slavery...your an IDOIT...it dosent exista nymore....read the new testement...its how christians should live...the OLD testemant is for long times past...there how isreal lived...still does infact...your just dont wanna believe in anything you cant see.....and i wonder why you think praper works? chance? lol nope...sorry....
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ go to yrou nearest colleg and ASk how many phycologist and dr's believe in god...youll be suprised.....god hasnt told me anything stop warping what I say to look big on here...I dont care what you wanna do..your to stubborn to listen to me
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ and yrou a IDIOT!! its not the book you foolish kid...its christs sacrafice onthe cross...you completly miss the point...the book is how god tells you to live if you want a good life...obey his rules and life how he wants you to loving others and being kind...dont do these things....john 3:16 for god so love dth world that he gave his one and only son...and who ever believes in him SHALL not perish but have everlasting life.....yoru acting like the bible is god...its only his words
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ People like you fullfill profecy and you dont even know it...youll execute us one day because your so blinded by hate you know nothing esle...thats your problem....god will do his thing when the time comes...youve never met a true christian have you? Why do you need physical proof? Ill tell you why you dont wanna beleive theres a god thats the EXACT problem..you dont wanna face the facts that if you do certian things YOUR GONNA FRY..you dont want rules you want to live like animals
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ look your beyond help...only you can help yourself....god dosent want people like you who wanna cuss him...hell cut you out..dosent listen to you...notice this thogh...see how christianity is dwendlingand thinsg are getting worse in the world? its gonna get TWICE that as we continue to dwendel because of idiots like you....youll most likley see it in your life time..and i hope you do and rememeber this conversation...the bible isnt mary had a little lamb..its word is build on BLOOD
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ i dont care about the rest of the world....dosent concern me right now....and your misreading that passage..do I need to quote it for you? dr? for what the diabetes stuff?....week after next....as for it being a fairytale...for YOUR sake you better be right.
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ also im strong enough spiritually to know better then that....biggot
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ I dont have family...theres gone....and as for the bugs thing....you came from dusta nd you will return to it...thats in the bible.....and its also an intretsing fact that people that follow god rules live longer then thsoe who dont..sciene is a joke...and is most likley given to us my some means that messed up..I have my theorie sn that one...and there MY theories....
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ ill give you my reasons i believ in god later...im tire di need sleep...and i have an hour or two of guitar rehearshal still todo tonight...ill tell you tommorrow.
metachozoite 5 months ago
@RedemptionXZ Im not a christian because i fear death...im chriatian becasue i understand what god has done and respect that...and there choose a spiritual life instand just a physical one.......those who are true christians will be able to live a spirtual life with god thats heaven...hell* is hell because of two reasons....ONe being its spiritual life away from god and TWo you suffer because satan has apparently nothing better to do the torture sould who stray from god...he hates god rememeber?
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite
You're going to be so pissed when you die and find out there's no heaven...
DutchslayerX 5 months ago
@DutchslayerX If I die and there sno heaven illl be in hell....but if neither exists (which is not the case anyway I believe) ill just fade away and wont have to worry about it will i?....but i fim not wrong...and there is a heaven...your gonna regret not paying heed to my words....well most likley not..I dont think youd give a shit if there was 100% proff of god anyway....he wants you to trust me and know hes there on faith...not on works.
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite
If there is no heaven or hell, I'll have lived a good life doing everything I could and wanted to without and religious empediments. If there is a god however, he'll understand my decision not to believe in him because of the current state of our world. Look around you, people in Africa are dying, animals are tortured and our environment has never more damaged ever since beginning of our industrialization. If god really has a plan then he's a dumb fuck that should do rethinking.
DutchslayerX 5 months ago
@DutchslayerX I dont care.what you do is your own concern not mine...do what you want to do and if your wrong welcome to hell if not who fucking cares?.but you need to lay off with the bad conscience stuff and stop spamming my box...if you wanna be friends and see guitar covers do so and friend teh account...your NEVER going to onvince me otherwise in anything spirtual or otherwise. i am my own person and Ill do what I want to...stop telling m what to believe..its realy selfish on your part
metachozoite 5 months ago
and im not telling you what to blieve im telling you how I believe and what I feel....so far you have not been able to see that...christ said his sheep know him....your not one of em...your choise...im sorry but at the same time I realy do not~ care right now
metachozoite 5 months ago
@metachozoite I have never harmed anyone nor have I raped any children in my life. I've never killed someone because his idea about a god was not the same as mine. I've never scammed poor people by selling indulgences.
To be perfectly honest with you, I think that if there is a god he'll probably wouldn't mind me not being a christian because I'm still a better person than most Christians..
DutchslayerX 5 months ago
@DutchslayerX Most christians are probably pissy because people spam their youtube box every day with or bother them, or shoot at them, or beat them, or pick at them...it would make anyone pissy we get tired of hearing the harrassment were human to....you need to leave me alone. my friend just died from a massive heart attack a few weeks ago and I JUST found out about it....I dont need someone like you in my life trying to tell me what to do and how to act and what to believe.
metachozoite 5 months ago
@DutchslayerX its exactly why I stay single and think relationships are b.s. ..you cant go judging everyone from a single bad apple...now on you atheists side I have know enough of you to knwo how you are...and YES your all the same...my ex was an atheist, some of my friends are...I dont speak to these people ...we DONT get along because I have to hear this same trumpet card all the time..I dont care what other people do...dosent matter to me. you too for that matter do what you want
metachozoite 5 months ago
and gods not punishing you....thats satans doing...god will however torment those souls who dont follow him because they knew and refused him...its like spitting in yrou physical fathers face...think you wont get hit for that? try it...god the same way...he came to earth and suffered for you died for you then you spit in his face and say no thanks but not excepting christs sacrafice...it would piss me off to if someone did that.....
metachozoite 5 months ago
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RedemptionXZ 5 months ago
I think you need to do what I did a long time a go...SEEK awnsers...look into WHY...god said those who SEEK him will find him.....and those who seek and find and believe ...with even the grain of a musterdseed can move a mountain ...as christ said...so is there proff of god? YES.. in mines as well as every christian, jew, and catholic in this worlds heart. thats THREE religous sects that believe in the same thing...not the same can be said of any religion...god is living not dead, you dont...
metachozoite 6 months ago
my inspiration in life is ben kenobi
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CraigDeth 6 months ago