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  • ALL: Visit their website to RECOGNIZE what are they about. That's all I got to say. :P

  • Fuckin fuckin brutal really bloody mate! But i like it hi hi hi hi hi

  • the video is horrible! ahahahahaahaha

  • fake?

  • HAHAHA You guys are my heroes.

  • hahaha nice riffs

  • awesome troll. love it

  • ineresting parody and imagination

    what shit is this??!!

  • GIVE ME LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D­:D

  • lamb of god rule man..why u don't like it..they are not posers:))

  • trve !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i hope these idiots get shot in the guts. i'll pay many beers to whoever does it

  • i laughed like hell at 1:43

  • They look cute :)

  • GOLUM IS BACK?

  • i don't understand what they're saying but it sounds so grim and kvlt...i know american metal ain't what it was in the 80's but there's lots of good stuf stateside...slayer, megadeh, pantera, goatwhore, christ inversion and danzig...but europe does kind of rock harder these days

  • Sounds like something off lord of the rings

  • this shit sounds like smeagol decided to do "black" metal.

    -1//10

  • Thumbs up if you think Antichristmas should be a holiday. It only happens on June 6th of every #6 year. Emperor, Blut Aus Nord, Gehenna FTW!!!

  • 0:10 Really Evil!

  • the guy in the middle is creepin me out

  • These guys are going to hell. Keep rocking there... if you could!

  • but Christmas is so fun..I like presents...from Satan. XD

  • youi guys are fuckin wierd

  • LOL ..LUNATIC! :DD

  • heaven waiting for you bastards,I m sick

  • heaven waiting for you bastards,I m sick....

  • Emmm... shame

  • non mi piace!!!!

  • estos hijos de puta siempre con sus cagadas pero esta bnbnbnb

  • Oż ja p******ę! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

  • Hahahaha, black metal kunde seriöst inte bli bättre!

    HEEEJJLL SÄJTAN! Stay tr00 blackmeffulbrathas.

  • ni mi abuela habia un ridiculo asi.....

  • losers!

  • musics all to do with whats been seeded inside you if your a slut youll lisson to britney spers if youv been fucked over by god you lisson to black metal

  • Black Metal does NOTHING have to do with satanism, faggots.

  • Some bands do. As far as I know Gaahl off Gorgoroth is a Theistic Satanist, and many other bands include satanic lyrics. Not that i'm against it, of course not, I am a satanist myself, just clearing things out c:

  • your lucky i even give you 1,i'd give you 1/500000 even tho its a joke you suck

  • This is better then your emo music though.

  • @sigilumsanguis :

    Since when did music get serious? Yes, this IS a fucking joke. How come you think this is actually a serious attempt at Black Metal? And since when did any music get the "Don't fuck with us"-status? It's just art. Who gives a shit.

  • @PrinceD4rkstR yeah! Black Metal is just music, which is an art form! Agree 2000% with that!

  • what kind of fuckin retarded idiots is this ?

  • People need to stop fucking with black metal. Black metal can be many different things, but one of the things it is not is 14 year old boys dressing up in greasepaint, running around in the woods with a camera, and acting like trolls. This is a fucking joke.

  • @sigilumsanguis

    hey i'm 15 and i never did that.

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  • @MorMatum

    HURR DURR. HERP DERP.

    IT'S A JOKE? THIS I DID NOT NO. LOLWHUT?!

    troll harder. or if you really are that fucking stupid, pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushee.

  • @sigilumsanguis

    Haha!

  • umm...this is a joke right?

  • black metal is a joke

  • gahhh what lyrics listening to this makes my throat itch rofl fail

  • Catchy tune, mesa likes it :-)

  • ROFL

  • iiiiim guessing this is a joke.

  • OMG!!!Discussing!!!!!!!

  • 5/5

  • hahahah så jävla bäst!

  • Slipknot and Lamb of God?? Ehhh I rest my case. Most American metal sucks. Immortal FTW!

  • @lunarshuttle

    I have to agree with you. The majority of American metal sucks. It just doesn't have feeling to it.. it's made for a quick buck. It disappoints me. That's why I turn to black metal for my inspiration \m/ That being said, there are a few good American metal acts left.

  • Yes there are good American metal acts! Unfortunately the sucky ones are the ones you see and hear most of. But that goes for all other musical genres as well I guess. :-)

  • @lunarshuttle it sucks to live in America, and around the shitty metal scene, and then not appreciate close to any of it. :( So when a good black metal band comes here(which is almost NEVER)...you fucking GO!!!

  • @lunarshuttle I agree a little, theirs some local bands ive heard of that are pretty good. Such as a band called, DragonLord. I recomend checking them out they sounds pretty offical. But I think most american bands such. NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL FTW!!

  • Totally with you on that one!

  • Slipknot sucks, and isn't even metal, it's Nu metal, which is hard rock and thus slipknot is not a valid representation of american metal. lamb of god, i must disagree, they are amazing.there are some very talented american metal bands, though not as many as european.

  • only thrash bands are american everything else is europe or britain

    (i know britain is in europe but you know what i mean)

  • What? durdrudrur

  • you're retarded. lmao.

  • huh??what about iron maiden,cradle of filth,narduk,hypocrisy,venom,b­athory,dark funeral,mayhem,dimmu borgir,sodom,opeth,bloodbath,i­mmortal,moonspell,satyricon,va­der,behemoth..........etc.etc.­ect..i doubt that you are a REAL metalhead ,you are nothing but FAKE

  • @azazil0 Fuck yea! Someone needs to SkullFuck this ass wipe right in his left nostril!

  • People like you, taking music that seriously, amuse me. And, Cradle of Filth? Dimmu Borgir? You really took my breath there. Really funny, man. Please forgive me, but I see old Thrash and Groove as 'true' metal. Not silly Black Metal. I do like Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Venom, Immortal Satyricon and Behemoth though

  • Totally with you, dood!

  • Epic username \m/

  • Thx :-)

    \m/

  • @lunarshuttle srry 4 this comet , i was a kid wen i publish this, now i know i little more about this kinde of music , .

    i dont like this kinde of music but i respet it ..

    this band sucks , 4 me the onley black metal band that its not a complete shet is dark funeral

  • @lunarshuttle Immortal and Behemoth FTW! Although I do like my Lamb of God, Slipknot sucks dick.

  • @lunarshuttle well americans have shitty music but i do like some of there metal

  • @lunarshuttle

    some are good like slayer, megadeth, death, deicide

  • @arturoandresnavarret That shit sucks...Funereal Moon and Mayhem FTW!! Every uneducated prick says "you look like Kiss or a Kiss rip off" Well shove that over used remark up your ass sideway because us black metalers look nothing like Kiss! I rest my fucking case. Anyhow, this song is what you call a PARODY as in joke you know? Something you can't make because you don't have a sense of humor! roflmao

  • @arturoandresnavarret This shit is 10,0000 times better than Slipknot or Lamb Of God. So shut up the fuck you maricon.

  • @arturoandresnavarret You're fucking fired. If you think American metal sucks and Slip-not and LoG are your examples you need to do your fucking homework kid. There is awesome metal here but like everywhere else, it's underground and only marketable crap gets notoriety.

  • @arturoandresnavarret calla, negro 

  • Marduk...cool

    Gorgoroth....cool

    This....far from cool

  • Have you ever noticed that Santa(claus) is the anagram of Satan? WOW!

  • i hope santa'll bring you something for your throath hihihihi

  • lol 4/5

  • jajajaja

    sukearon

  • anyone nows you are sik in the brain

    anti christ???

    you saying your a antichrist by singing a song???

    buy a gun than i believe you but this??

    sick f*ck

  • Fyfaen, ring et psykiatriskinstitutt så fort som mulig!!!!

  • lol

  • This sux man!, Put in a fuckin' pole mans, JOdanse, esa mierda que carajos es, You're a bastards, christian bastards

  • NOW thats!! black metal!!

    great band guys

    keep up the good work

  • sounds like some really really pissed of gremlin

  • jajajajajajajajajaja 1:06 que cagado

    hahahahahahaha 1:06 pretty fun

  • hahaha ok

  • the guy on the right is gay, i swear...

  • ???

  • SATAN::::::::::::::::::

  • Lol!! you guys pause it at 1:06

  • hahaha at 1:06

  • These guys definitely made a black metal video in a gym lifting weights LOL

  • HAHAH This is awesomely funny!

  • is donald duck black metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or what. It's certainly talentless, incomprehensible, a snore of a background music, and the video is dumb beyond belief.

  • its so fucking true black metal... like Mayhem

  • Mayhem sucks! thank Satan for varg!

  • satins little helpers, notice i said satin

    it is a nice fabric afterall

  • S A N T A

    S A T A N notice the differnce? not much

  • As we all know Santa is Satans son!

  • these guys fucking rule lol i swear the guy with the hoodie looks like b-real from cypress hill

  • Duuuuude he totally does!

  • The guy in the back cracks me up!

    Excellent vid!

  • lol you guys rock (metal?) bigtime xD

  • asså... vilket skit! ere en skämtgrupp??

    fan klart det sämsta jag har hört

  • A chierrrrrrrrrrr c'est de la merde black metal de mon cul

  • really,

    are they serious?

    i cant tell

    isnt real santan worship just anti religon fake ceremonies and traditions?

  • No Satan worship is not fake dumbass.

  • why not ask Satan Claus for your Wish ???

    lol...grow up Kid

  • It makes me laugh how kvlt kiddies get so butthurt over black metal parodies.

    I'm a huge black metal fan, but I must admit sometimes it's just so easy to make fun of their wacky antics.  Great stuff either way.

    Hail Satan

  • teehee, kvlt kiddies.

  • En av dom bästa låtarna ni har gjort =D!

  • hahahaha....

    so fucking cute!!!

    hahahaha..!!

  • lol

  • god damn was this stupid.

    Hahaha, I loved it!

  • 1:06

    :D

  • rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaggggggggggg­ggggggggggggraaaaaaaagggg lol good job

  • FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

    lmao!! lol

    hey the song has some really good fucking riffs

    epic video guys lmao

  • Epic saxophone solo!

  • Real fun!!!

    You guys would be scared to hear my voice!!

    Make your voice more streamlined , and be less stiff - in black metal , you let the voice just flow through. Swallow more butter , and let the butter melt slower.

    Thingvellir

  • It's extremely stupid... and that's why I love it :P

  • wreheheee =)

  • Eeew, sounds like he's gonna puke now :(:(:(

  • Replying to xXemosoul95Xx are you serious because you might be just like them. Its definately not awsome its really sickening to watch and very funny aswell cause they look very stupid. By the way , I think its ready for them to go to the MENTAL INSTITUION.

  • this songs actually really awesome its no load of shit

  • gguy at the right is the best.....

    this video made me laugh.. :)

  • Gees anyone can sing like that even my dog sounds like that which is better. Thats it give HEAVY METAL bands a bad name. Go suck on a BIG BLACK DONGER.lOOSERS GET A REAL LIFE. PLEASE DONT PUT THESE SHIT VIDEOS ON HERE.

  • This song ain't supposed to be too serious ;).

    I think they make fun of the Black Metal-music, my friend mentioned that.

  • please, your actually gonna complain about that when dumb fuck transvestites are getting famous from crying over brittany spears?? there is no point in bitching about stupid videos... that is what youtube is for... sad but true.

  • My comment mate and yes thats why we have you-tube is to comment on anything we like.

  • Thats the biggest load of shit that has ever came out of a dogs ass.

  • guy in the middle is the best!! XD

  • haha =D

  • xD funny

  • :-------------------D

  • damn

    i wanted to make the Antichristmas black metal song!

    nice job guys

    \m/

  • LOL!

  • good production

  • i actually liked it! LOL

  • I like the guitar:O

  • hahaha!

  • Im sorry... I died a little on the inside. How does anyone produce this and willingly posts it and spreads it around? Are they... *sigh* i give up *laughs my ass off at the video*

  • O.o

  • Texten i början är en parodi på den där Rydberg-skiten va? Riktigt bra gjort. Satan Claus is coming down the chimney.

  • Satan Claws

  • or Satan is close(if you talked it fast)

  • Fucking horrible.

  • NO U!

  • all I heard that was audible was antichrist-mas.

  • 1.43

    the guy in the middle

    lol

  • awesome ¡ ¡ ¡

    but the link to the lyrics doesnt work :(

  • I cant stop watching it. it just so hilarious!

  • Too weird to dislike.

  • LOL. the guy on the left is kvltest ov all

  • i laughed so hard at the saxophone part

  • very cool! the riffs are awesome maybe a little faster drum and maybe try to make the vocals a bit harsher and this would be awesome!!

  • you guys are awesome,

    we are at the same level.. hailz xD

  • Gavel Kick YOur Ass

  • u should die for being such a retard thinking this is a serious vid i8studnus mothers got brestcaner yeyeyeyeyey

  • lole pozole