i don't understand what they're saying but it sounds so grim and kvlt...i know american metal ain't what it was in the 80's but there's lots of good stuf stateside...slayer, megadeh, pantera, goatwhore, christ inversion and danzig...but europe does kind of rock harder these days
musics all to do with whats been seeded inside you if your a slut youll lisson to britney spers if youv been fucked over by god you lisson to black metal
Some bands do. As far as I know Gaahl off Gorgoroth is a Theistic Satanist, and many other bands include satanic lyrics. Not that i'm against it, of course not, I am a satanist myself, just clearing things out c:
Since when did music get serious? Yes, this IS a fucking joke. How come you think this is actually a serious attempt at Black Metal? And since when did any music get the "Don't fuck with us"-status? It's just art. Who gives a shit.
People need to stop fucking with black metal. Black metal can be many different things, but one of the things it is not is 14 year old boys dressing up in greasepaint, running around in the woods with a camera, and acting like trolls. This is a fucking joke.
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what kinde of crap is this .... u crazy ppl get a live ...( slipknot , lamb of god , mushroomhead , slayer , rules ) mueranse christians , son una ofensa al metal , y depaso c parecen a kiss la banda mas gay del mundo osea ustedes ( u look like kiss bastards )
I have to agree with you. The majority of American metal sucks. It just doesn't have feeling to it.. it's made for a quick buck. It disappoints me. That's why I turn to black metal for my inspiration \m/ That being said, there are a few good American metal acts left.
Yes there are good American metal acts! Unfortunately the sucky ones are the ones you see and hear most of. But that goes for all other musical genres as well I guess. :-)
@lunarshuttle it sucks to live in America, and around the shitty metal scene, and then not appreciate close to any of it. :( So when a good black metal band comes here(which is almost NEVER)...you fucking GO!!!
@lunarshuttle I agree a little, theirs some local bands ive heard of that are pretty good. Such as a band called, DragonLord. I recomend checking them out they sounds pretty offical. But I think most american bands such. NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL FTW!!
Slipknot sucks, and isn't even metal, it's Nu metal, which is hard rock and thus slipknot is not a valid representation of american metal. lamb of god, i must disagree, they are amazing.there are some very talented american metal bands, though not as many as european.
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America produces real metal, while Europe experiments. Sweden has got all the fake Melodeath bands and Norway has humoristic Black Metal. America has Slayer, Metallica (I know, but still sort of metal), Anthrax, DÅÅTH, Job for a Cowboy, etc. They also, of course, have some experimental metal/rock bands like Tool. Melodeath, such as Shadows Fall. I'd deffinitely vote for American Metal, rather than European.
huh??what about iron maiden,cradle of filth,narduk,hypocrisy,venom,bathory,dark funeral,mayhem,dimmu borgir,sodom,opeth,bloodbath,immortal,moonspell,satyricon,vader,behemoth..........etc.etc.ect..i doubt that you are a REAL metalhead ,you are nothing but FAKE
People like you, taking music that seriously, amuse me. And, Cradle of Filth? Dimmu Borgir? You really took my breath there. Really funny, man. Please forgive me, but I see old Thrash and Groove as 'true' metal. Not silly Black Metal. I do like Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Venom, Immortal Satyricon and Behemoth though
@arturoandresnavarret That shit sucks...Funereal Moon and Mayhem FTW!! Every uneducated prick says "you look like Kiss or a Kiss rip off" Well shove that over used remark up your ass sideway because us black metalers look nothing like Kiss! I rest my fucking case. Anyhow, this song is what you call a PARODY as in joke you know? Something you can't make because you don't have a sense of humor! roflmao
@arturoandresnavarret You're fucking fired. If you think American metal sucks and Slip-not and LoG are your examples you need to do your fucking homework kid. There is awesome metal here but like everywhere else, it's underground and only marketable crap gets notoriety.
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or what. It's certainly talentless, incomprehensible, a snore of a background music, and the video is dumb beyond belief.
Make your voice more streamlined , and be less stiff - in black metal , you let the voice just flow through. Swallow more butter , and let the butter melt slower.
Replying to xXemosoul95Xx are you serious because you might be just like them. Its definately not awsome its really sickening to watch and very funny aswell cause they look very stupid. By the way , I think its ready for them to go to the MENTAL INSTITUION.
Gees anyone can sing like that even my dog sounds like that which is better. Thats it give HEAVY METAL bands a bad name. Go suck on a BIG BLACK DONGER.lOOSERS GET A REAL LIFE. PLEASE DONT PUT THESE SHIT VIDEOS ON HERE.
please, your actually gonna complain about that when dumb fuck transvestites are getting famous from crying over brittany spears?? there is no point in bitching about stupid videos... that is what youtube is for... sad but true.
Im sorry... I died a little on the inside. How does anyone produce this and willingly posts it and spreads it around? Are they... *sigh* i give up *laughs my ass off at the video*
ALL: Visit their website to RECOGNIZE what are they about. That's all I got to say. :P
roxterat 2 months ago
Fuckin fuckin brutal really bloody mate! But i like it hi hi hi hi hi
dahongpalay1976 3 months ago
the video is horrible! ahahahahaahaha
TheAnnieee4 7 months ago
fake?
McDide1 8 months ago
HAHAHA You guys are my heroes.
AndreaaWikked 9 months ago
hahaha nice riffs
Blackhatewolf6 10 months ago
awesome troll. love it
whitehunter88 11 months ago
ineresting parody and imagination
what shit is this??!!
eisendorn 1 year ago
GIVE ME LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
MetalWarrior19 1 year ago
lamb of god rule man..why u don't like it..they are not posers:))
RomanianSharpSound 1 year ago
trve !!!!!!!!!!!!
Wergolf99 1 year ago
i hope these idiots get shot in the guts. i'll pay many beers to whoever does it
Herbstleyd06660 1 year ago
i laughed like hell at 1:43
MrSlobberhond 1 year ago
They look cute :)
duvexy 1 year ago
GOLUM IS BACK?
gaspardify 1 year ago
i don't understand what they're saying but it sounds so grim and kvlt...i know american metal ain't what it was in the 80's but there's lots of good stuf stateside...slayer, megadeh, pantera, goatwhore, christ inversion and danzig...but europe does kind of rock harder these days
OldSkoolThrasher666 1 year ago
Sounds like something off lord of the rings
yetmeng1 1 year ago
this shit sounds like smeagol decided to do "black" metal.
-1//10
sarahtheresa100 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you think Antichristmas should be a holiday. It only happens on June 6th of every #6 year. Emperor, Blut Aus Nord, Gehenna FTW!!!
mpape80 1 year ago
0:10 Really Evil!
vendetacos 1 year ago
the guy in the middle is creepin me out
kristopolis816 1 year ago
These guys are going to hell. Keep rocking there... if you could!
victormalaque 1 year ago
but Christmas is so fun..I like presents...from Satan. XD
NostaligicBlackFrost 1 year ago
youi guys are fuckin wierd
bigljb123 1 year ago
LOL ..LUNATIC! :DD
ahwelhe 1 year ago
heaven waiting for you bastards,I m sick
Armand472 1 year ago
heaven waiting for you bastards,I m sick....
Armand472 1 year ago
Emmm... shame
AleksandraPlamenac 1 year ago
non mi piace!!!!
cosinoncisto 1 year ago
estos hijos de puta siempre con sus cagadas pero esta bnbnbnb
lizdeymetal 1 year ago
Oż ja p******ę! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MrBiesCzad 1 year ago
Hahahaha, black metal kunde seriöst inte bli bättre!
HEEEJJLL SÄJTAN! Stay tr00 blackmeffulbrathas.
H3LLSENT 2 years ago
ni mi abuela habia un ridiculo asi.....
The666juan999 2 years ago
losers!
ATBINTC 2 years ago
musics all to do with whats been seeded inside you if your a slut youll lisson to britney spers if youv been fucked over by god you lisson to black metal
666williy666 2 years ago
Black Metal does NOTHING have to do with satanism, faggots.
V0r4xX 2 years ago 5
Some bands do. As far as I know Gaahl off Gorgoroth is a Theistic Satanist, and many other bands include satanic lyrics. Not that i'm against it, of course not, I am a satanist myself, just clearing things out c:
HarleySchizophrenica 2 years ago
your lucky i even give you 1,i'd give you 1/500000 even tho its a joke you suck
ImvuMusicVid 2 years ago
This is better then your emo music though.
FAh1en 2 years ago
@sigilumsanguis :
Since when did music get serious? Yes, this IS a fucking joke. How come you think this is actually a serious attempt at Black Metal? And since when did any music get the "Don't fuck with us"-status? It's just art. Who gives a shit.
PrinceD4rkstR 2 years ago
@PrinceD4rkstR yeah! Black Metal is just music, which is an art form! Agree 2000% with that!
erlosungmetal 2 years ago 2
what kind of fuckin retarded idiots is this ?
jjerkovic 2 years ago
People need to stop fucking with black metal. Black metal can be many different things, but one of the things it is not is 14 year old boys dressing up in greasepaint, running around in the woods with a camera, and acting like trolls. This is a fucking joke.
sigilumsanguis 2 years ago 17
@sigilumsanguis
hey i'm 15 and i never did that.
darkshiner360 1 year ago
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MorMatum 11 months ago
@MorMatum
HURR DURR. HERP DERP.
IT'S A JOKE? THIS I DID NOT NO. LOLWHUT?!
troll harder. or if you really are that fucking stupid, pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushee.
sigilumsanguis 11 months ago
@sigilumsanguis
Haha!
MorMatum 10 months ago
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@sigilumsanguis
Of course it is a fucking joke. I'd say you're the actual joke here for thinking that this video is serious.
MorMatum 11 months ago
umm...this is a joke right?
turgore 2 years ago 2
black metal is a joke
TRIARII117 2 years ago
gahhh what lyrics listening to this makes my throat itch rofl fail
tyranyoutsidethedoor 2 years ago
Catchy tune, mesa likes it :-)
NarsilRenewed 2 years ago
ROFL
Iansdaddy9 2 years ago
iiiiim guessing this is a joke.
madmadmarko 2 years ago
OMG!!!Discussing!!!!!!!
134679maria 2 years ago
5/5
whatthehellm4 2 years ago 2
hahahah så jävla bäst!
TheSavageMessiah 2 years ago
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what kinde of crap is this .... u crazy ppl get a live ...( slipknot , lamb of god , mushroomhead , slayer , rules ) mueranse christians , son una ofensa al metal , y depaso c parecen a kiss la banda mas gay del mundo osea ustedes ( u look like kiss bastards )
arturoandresnavarret 2 years ago
Slipknot and Lamb of God?? Ehhh I rest my case. Most American metal sucks. Immortal FTW!
lunarshuttle 2 years ago 24
@lunarshuttle
I have to agree with you. The majority of American metal sucks. It just doesn't have feeling to it.. it's made for a quick buck. It disappoints me. That's why I turn to black metal for my inspiration \m/ That being said, there are a few good American metal acts left.
BCRichShredder 2 years ago 12
Yes there are good American metal acts! Unfortunately the sucky ones are the ones you see and hear most of. But that goes for all other musical genres as well I guess. :-)
lunarshuttle 2 years ago
@lunarshuttle it sucks to live in America, and around the shitty metal scene, and then not appreciate close to any of it. :( So when a good black metal band comes here(which is almost NEVER)...you fucking GO!!!
kyleandchristian 1 year ago
@lunarshuttle I agree a little, theirs some local bands ive heard of that are pretty good. Such as a band called, DragonLord. I recomend checking them out they sounds pretty offical. But I think most american bands such. NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL FTW!!
Temptress869 1 year ago
Totally with you on that one!
NarsilRenewed 2 years ago
Slipknot sucks, and isn't even metal, it's Nu metal, which is hard rock and thus slipknot is not a valid representation of american metal. lamb of god, i must disagree, they are amazing.there are some very talented american metal bands, though not as many as european.
bymeafucking360 2 years ago 2
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America produces real metal, while Europe experiments. Sweden has got all the fake Melodeath bands and Norway has humoristic Black Metal. America has Slayer, Metallica (I know, but still sort of metal), Anthrax, DÅÅTH, Job for a Cowboy, etc. They also, of course, have some experimental metal/rock bands like Tool. Melodeath, such as Shadows Fall. I'd deffinitely vote for American Metal, rather than European.
PrinceD4rkstR 2 years ago
only thrash bands are american everything else is europe or britain
(i know britain is in europe but you know what i mean)
dannyrulez149 2 years ago
What? durdrudrur
nilzardo 2 years ago
you're retarded. lmao.
kyleandchristian 2 years ago
huh??what about iron maiden,cradle of filth,narduk,hypocrisy,venom,bathory,dark funeral,mayhem,dimmu borgir,sodom,opeth,bloodbath,immortal,moonspell,satyricon,vader,behemoth..........etc.etc.ect..i doubt that you are a REAL metalhead ,you are nothing but FAKE
azazil0 2 years ago
@azazil0 Fuck yea! Someone needs to SkullFuck this ass wipe right in his left nostril!
TheRyanShane 2 years ago
People like you, taking music that seriously, amuse me. And, Cradle of Filth? Dimmu Borgir? You really took my breath there. Really funny, man. Please forgive me, but I see old Thrash and Groove as 'true' metal. Not silly Black Metal. I do like Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Venom, Immortal Satyricon and Behemoth though
PrinceD4rkstR 2 years ago
Totally with you, dood!
NarsilRenewed 2 years ago
Epic username \m/
BCRichShredder 2 years ago
Thx :-)
\m/
NarsilRenewed 2 years ago
@lunarshuttle srry 4 this comet , i was a kid wen i publish this, now i know i little more about this kinde of music , .
i dont like this kinde of music but i respet it ..
this band sucks , 4 me the onley black metal band that its not a complete shet is dark funeral
metalgod951 1 year ago
@lunarshuttle Immortal and Behemoth FTW! Although I do like my Lamb of God, Slipknot sucks dick.
TheRitzyRedneck 1 year ago
@lunarshuttle well americans have shitty music but i do like some of there metal
dead4life111111 1 year ago
@lunarshuttle
some are good like slayer, megadeth, death, deicide
darkshiner360 1 year ago
@arturoandresnavarret That shit sucks...Funereal Moon and Mayhem FTW!! Every uneducated prick says "you look like Kiss or a Kiss rip off" Well shove that over used remark up your ass sideway because us black metalers look nothing like Kiss! I rest my fucking case. Anyhow, this song is what you call a PARODY as in joke you know? Something you can't make because you don't have a sense of humor! roflmao
NostaligicBlackFrost 1 year ago
@arturoandresnavarret This shit is 10,0000 times better than Slipknot or Lamb Of God. So shut up the fuck you maricon.
MGMT1580 1 year ago
@arturoandresnavarret You're fucking fired. If you think American metal sucks and Slip-not and LoG are your examples you need to do your fucking homework kid. There is awesome metal here but like everywhere else, it's underground and only marketable crap gets notoriety.
GIMMEADOLLAR1 1 year ago
@arturoandresnavarret calla, negro
kotarotacon 1 year ago
Marduk...cool
Gorgoroth....cool
This....far from cool
Scumoftheearth69 2 years ago 4
Have you ever noticed that Santa(claus) is the anagram of Satan? WOW!
theBlackCerimoner 2 years ago
i hope santa'll bring you something for your throath hihihihi
theBlackCerimoner 2 years ago
lol 4/5
TheEvilWinter 2 years ago
jajajaja
sukearon
rufiocross 2 years ago
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these gays should go home paint your cock black and white and suck it dry
LeslieWolf71 2 years ago
anyone nows you are sik in the brain
anti christ???
you saying your a antichrist by singing a song???
buy a gun than i believe you but this??
sick f*ck
8754cees 2 years ago
Fyfaen, ring et psykiatriskinstitutt så fort som mulig!!!!
sim1ekeberg 2 years ago
lol
Skulloman1a 2 years ago
This sux man!, Put in a fuckin' pole mans, JOdanse, esa mierda que carajos es, You're a bastards, christian bastards
gamidril 2 years ago
NOW thats!! black metal!!
great band guys
keep up the good work
bloodcorer 2 years ago 6
sounds like some really really pissed of gremlin
MaggotTribute 2 years ago 8
jajajajajajajajajaja 1:06 que cagado
hahahahahahaha 1:06 pretty fun
a6k6i6on 2 years ago
hahaha ok
SuperAnticristo666 2 years ago
the guy on the right is gay, i swear...
1voxpopuli 2 years ago
???
Arathis452 2 years ago
SATAN::::::::::::::::::
sebokoralik 2 years ago
Lol!! you guys pause it at 1:06
Drummer2828 2 years ago
hahaha at 1:06
IcedEarth100 2 years ago
These guys definitely made a black metal video in a gym lifting weights LOL
Sc0ttPrian 2 years ago
HAHAH This is awesomely funny!
DeathCipris 2 years ago
is donald duck black metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aleantrax 2 years ago
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or what. It's certainly talentless, incomprehensible, a snore of a background music, and the video is dumb beyond belief.
stegokitty 2 years ago
its so fucking true black metal... like Mayhem
Chorizotu 2 years ago
Mayhem sucks! thank Satan for varg!
Mr937595 2 years ago
satins little helpers, notice i said satin
it is a nice fabric afterall
tenaciousharmonizer 2 years ago
S A N T A
S A T A N notice the differnce? not much
IcedEarth100 2 years ago
As we all know Santa is Satans son!
GodMaker925 2 years ago
these guys fucking rule lol i swear the guy with the hoodie looks like b-real from cypress hill
DannyAllianceBJJ 2 years ago
Duuuuude he totally does!
nitenronin 2 years ago
The guy in the back cracks me up!
Excellent vid!
RedEmeraldMoon 2 years ago
lol you guys rock (metal?) bigtime xD
BehemothofGod 2 years ago
asså... vilket skit! ere en skämtgrupp??
fan klart det sämsta jag har hört
carbfish 2 years ago
A chierrrrrrrrrrr c'est de la merde black metal de mon cul
guiguicyd 2 years ago
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I wish Euronymous was alive to kick off your stinky ass
nurzum666 2 years ago
really,
are they serious?
i cant tell
isnt real santan worship just anti religon fake ceremonies and traditions?
djr21co 2 years ago
No Satan worship is not fake dumbass.
ServantOvSatan 2 years ago
why not ask Satan Claus for your Wish ???
lol...grow up Kid
chaos666chaos 2 years ago
It makes me laugh how kvlt kiddies get so butthurt over black metal parodies.
I'm a huge black metal fan, but I must admit sometimes it's just so easy to make fun of their wacky antics. Great stuff either way.
Hail Satan
HellsGrimTyrant 2 years ago 4
teehee, kvlt kiddies.
OdeToNecrophilia 2 years ago
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these faggots are posers
Feyrhawk 2 years ago
En av dom bästa låtarna ni har gjort =D!
Russchain 2 years ago
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wow it must be really fuckin trendy now to make fun of black metal?
jonathorn71 2 years ago
hahahaha....
so fucking cute!!!
hahahaha..!!
shyaithan 2 years ago 3
lol
Djolezloba 3 years ago
god damn was this stupid.
Hahaha, I loved it!
Caltor 3 years ago
1:06
:D
Tuhkimo 3 years ago
rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggraaaaaaaagggg lol good job
InquietantLeMonde 3 years ago 3
FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
lmao!! lol
hey the song has some really good fucking riffs
epic video guys lmao
PERROSKI323 3 years ago
Epic saxophone solo!
Zimy0 3 years ago
Real fun!!!
You guys would be scared to hear my voice!!
Make your voice more streamlined , and be less stiff - in black metal , you let the voice just flow through. Swallow more butter , and let the butter melt slower.
Thingvellir
Yatukih001 3 years ago
It's extremely stupid... and that's why I love it :P
Valar666 3 years ago
wreheheee =)
vikingcsajszy 3 years ago
Eeew, sounds like he's gonna puke now :(:(:(
ruska93ruso 3 years ago
Replying to xXemosoul95Xx are you serious because you might be just like them. Its definately not awsome its really sickening to watch and very funny aswell cause they look very stupid. By the way , I think its ready for them to go to the MENTAL INSTITUION.
hello2helloween 3 years ago
this songs actually really awesome its no load of shit
xXemosoul95Xx 3 years ago
gguy at the right is the best.....
this video made me laugh.. :)
wecatante 3 years ago
Gees anyone can sing like that even my dog sounds like that which is better. Thats it give HEAVY METAL bands a bad name. Go suck on a BIG BLACK DONGER.lOOSERS GET A REAL LIFE. PLEASE DONT PUT THESE SHIT VIDEOS ON HERE.
hello2helloween 3 years ago
This song ain't supposed to be too serious ;).
I think they make fun of the Black Metal-music, my friend mentioned that.
Musicnonstop0 3 years ago
please, your actually gonna complain about that when dumb fuck transvestites are getting famous from crying over brittany spears?? there is no point in bitching about stupid videos... that is what youtube is for... sad but true.
darkthroneslave666 3 years ago
My comment mate and yes thats why we have you-tube is to comment on anything we like.
hello2helloween 3 years ago
Thats the biggest load of shit that has ever came out of a dogs ass.
norrisandhucker 3 years ago
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you are gay faggots
antihumanantilife666 3 years ago 3
guy in the middle is the best!! XD
EgonDeth 3 years ago 4
haha =D
euronymouss666 3 years ago
xD funny
r0ckwarri0r 3 years ago
:-------------------D
sleijer90 3 years ago
damn
i wanted to make the Antichristmas black metal song!
nice job guys
\m/
Panikdemet 3 years ago
LOL!
GeneralArrow 3 years ago
good production
contadocara 3 years ago
i actually liked it! LOL
IgorGiganskiANtiatom 3 years ago
I like the guitar:O
SinsBlessing 3 years ago
hahaha!
2457779 3 years ago
Im sorry... I died a little on the inside. How does anyone produce this and willingly posts it and spreads it around? Are they... *sigh* i give up *laughs my ass off at the video*
Rafoie 3 years ago
O.o
HardcoreTW 3 years ago
Texten i början är en parodi på den där Rydberg-skiten va? Riktigt bra gjort. Satan Claus is coming down the chimney.
Smurfjefvel 3 years ago
Satan Claws
Zeetana 3 years ago
or Satan is close(if you talked it fast)
IgorGiganskiANtiatom 3 years ago
Fucking horrible.
Goblexter 3 years ago
NO U!
RevengeofGothzilla 3 years ago
all I heard that was audible was antichrist-mas.
HereticMocculta 3 years ago
1.43
the guy in the middle
lol
leggie123 3 years ago
awesome ¡ ¡ ¡
but the link to the lyrics doesnt work :(
FABIOPWR 3 years ago
I cant stop watching it. it just so hilarious!
Emily789 3 years ago
Too weird to dislike.
chirrelmetal 3 years ago
LOL. the guy on the left is kvltest ov all
Rohit300tr00 3 years ago 2
i laughed so hard at the saxophone part
danifilthowns 3 years ago
very cool! the riffs are awesome maybe a little faster drum and maybe try to make the vocals a bit harsher and this would be awesome!!
ThrashMetalBovi 3 years ago
you guys are awesome,
we are at the same level.. hailz xD
MetalMilitia696 3 years ago
Gavel Kick YOur Ass
696Volkodlak696 4 years ago
u should die for being such a retard thinking this is a serious vid i8studnus mothers got brestcaner yeyeyeyeyey
CIBOSfireworks 4 years ago
lole pozole
Magnitud 4 years ago