Top 5 Movie Metaphors: The Rotten Tomatoes Show

[PenumbranWolf]

Is it just me or was Bangsauce a cum reference?

[terr208]

dumd fagg



[fishdude77]

i lol'd when he said "bangsauce". ALSO brett looks super hot in this clip.

[Deadlyrazorwings]

Rotten Tomatoes should drop the attempt at comedy and just stick with movie reviews.

[incertusveritas]

I have a serious fetish with my gorgeous 60" HD 3D LED TV... I'm I a sick fuck?

[RonnyVain89]

The one for 'They Live' was utter bullshit. It's wasn't JUST yuppies.

[julide88]

"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch"

[mrbriscoe2001]

I thought"Pleasantville" was the least subtle"heavily metaphoric movie in history;after you had sex ,you want from black and white to 'colored"--and of course ,the normal people white eventually started going after the"coloreds"--(Using that exact word).The bigger ridiculous message was that everyone from the 50's was an unimaginative,conformist idiot-and everyone from the 60's was enlightened... Best soundtrack ever,though...

[mrbriscoe2001]

Verr funny.No shit.But by the standards of Hollywood Sci/i Horror--I thought "They LIve" was pretty cool, South Park thought so too....and John Carpenter does know how to scare people,,I never saw any scarier picture of "Police" than in that movie;gleefully moving through homeless camps in a wide line with their clubs.. ...looks like the future of 3d world America...

[Poet2916]

formaldehyde face! LMAO! 1:06

[Poet2916]

OMG is that ADAM SANDER in They Live at 1:13? nvm..it's not....*disappointment"

[RonnyVain89]

@Poet2916 whoa!!! That looked like him!!!

[mikezilla3]

you are gay GAY BOy

[afroweezy7]

fuck him for saying shit about homeschool kids. im one of thim and im smarter thin most of my friends

[SuperFly8anzai]

@afroweezy7 Thim and thin? Yeah, that explains alot.



[Mystikal22693]

i dont really get the they live metaphor

[Mystikal22693]

that roddy piper movie has been in two lists and it got an 88%. Is it any good?

[mrbriscoe2001]

@Mystikal22693 "They Live" is absolutely worth watching.It was made 20 years ago but you'll think you're watching a movie about present day America unraveling;and there's a fight scene between Roddy Piper and Davis Keith that's legendary;the South Park guys use it exactly to portray their "Cripple Fight"...made by John Carpenter,who did the original Halloween,the Fog,and "TheThing" remake..

[ellnats]

i knew gay was a super power just watch code monkeys clarence

[Prinzmetal49]

Great movies.

[eleutheromaniac]

the number #1 movie metaphor is the Christ metaphor--if only because it's used in every. fucking. film. ever.

[bolatluver29]

ALVACADOS TASTE LIKE SHIT

[eskyguard]

Actually Christoff represents more of a corrupter of God in "Truman". Christ-Off, like Off-Christ.

[Heliosofthemoon]

what about matrix is a metaphor of the system himself with people being living on a lie used by the system

[FuckWorkdays]

I figured out that mutants were a metaphore for gay people when I watched only X-Men 1...

[Sculpur]

Wait, is, like, homeschooling legal? In my country you get visits from social services if you don't send your child to primary school.

[youpooper1234567890]

@Sculpur what country are YOU from!?!?!?

[Sculpur]

@youpooper1234567890 I am from Bulgaria, and here the only people I've heard not sending their kids to school are the less educated gypsies - it just kinda goes against their culture, and they get a lot of trouble from child services for that, it's free after all.

[youpooper1234567890]

@Sculpur here in the states, its (sometimes) free, and we have the same lessons as "normal" students.

[resalmeron]

lol i was homeschooled and no one ever believed it they said i was too normal lol

[pinkfloydicus]

anyone else noticed that they sampled the guitar line from superbad

[ITCJon]

In the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special, wanting to be a dentist is a metaphor for being gay.

[Claedi]

Being home-schooled doesn't mean you don't have access to the outside world. I find it funny that people who went to public school think that because I was home-schooled I know nothing about sex, so I use this as an opportunity to shock new acquaintances at random moments with bouts of unforeseen crassness. It's fun.

[Princesscolex]

That tv was kinda hot

[sjaatime]

i'm going to start saying "bangsauce" for everything now.

[Poet2916]

@sjaatime me too!

[startrekalien]

#1 sucked. And stop trying to be funny.

[DLcKxFTR]

best 3 questions ever =]

[liquidTTwolf]

wait gay sex is like a super power?... hmmm I've got some new thing to try out tonight

[altadorian]

'It can't really fit flowers in it. Maybe just one.' bahahah

[cugamer]

I gotta watch Videodrome!

[AvsJoe]

@cugamer It's dated. It was probably good then but it's terrible now.

[ITCJon]

In the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special, being a dentist was a metaphor for being gay!

[pacman491]

What about Night of the living dead, george romero said it was a metaphor for capitalism and collapse of social disorder

[tejbose]

@pacman491

yea, that ws real nice. unfortunately his later zombie flicks were all metaphors for shit movies.

[Malcham7]

Wow Def By Temptation kinda did a rip off of Videodrome

[PurpleMintSam]

As someone who was homeschooled myself, I can reassure everyone that YES, most homeschooled kids are social retards. Let the flame war begin!

[sadieandjosh]

@PurpleMintSam That is often the case. However, I have had some crude conversations with my fellow homeschoolers.

[TheBloodyloon]

@PurpleMintSam OR, homeschooled kids live on another level of social existence, communicating with themselves on a higher realm of consciousness. I mean, what else would you do if you didn't have tv?

[SrRaphaelTortuga]

@TheBloodyloon Common misconception, Homeschooling is no synonymous with Amish. I half expect my brother to marry the Xbox and create on her with the mini TV joystick game in his room. Of course I'd never call my brother normal by any stretch of the imagination.

[TheBloodyloon]

@SrRaphaelTortuga I was being sarcastic... I myself was also homeschooled. Which meant I wasn't very good at picking up on sarcasm. Case in point.

[SrRaphaelTortuga]

@TheBloodyloon Sorry dude. I was homeschooled too and you would not believe how many times people asked if I was Amish in public high school. Really wish they'd hurry up and approve that old sarcasm mark idea. LOL

[BLACKIESBOY]

@PurpleMintSam

Wouldn't them flaming you just prove you right? O__O

[intelect98]

@PurpleMintSam ikr -.-

[kennyferry]

Dawn of the Dead, anyone?

[chizzzum1]

"you know hes god cause he lives in the sky and wears a saucy beret" lmao!

[LizOMFGcookies]

"Even the home school kids will get it"

oh fuck you

[bustacaptx]

Woo, thin-skinned much? That's what inadequate socialization will do to you, sweetheart.

[Claedi]

@bustacaptx Sooooo, I was homeschooled and I can assure you I had more than my share of socializing. It's pretty sad when you have to rely on school to make friends. Me? I just walked out my front door and met whoever the hell was outside playing. Your public school education has clearly removed your ability to theorize other ways of meeting people. So sad you became dependant on that as your only form of human contact.

[bustacaptx]

@Claedi: a) It was a joke, a jibe, a quip, a bon mot.

b) "[T]heorize" other ways of meeting people? The word "theorize" doesn't mean what you seem to think it does. You're searching for something more like "conceive of", "imagine" or "comprehend." When you're touting home-schooling's advantages over public schools, you might want to be a bit more careful with your diction.

[Claedi]

@bustacaptx Actually, you're not reading it in the sense I intended. I meant theorize other ways of meeting people, as in hypothesis, sit down and think to yourself some other system or way. Theorize is synonymous with formulate and develop, and that is exactly the sense I used it in. So, maybe my home school education has given me broader understanding of words than just their one and most literal meaning. When you're calling me out, you might want to be sure you know what you're talking about.

[bustacaptx]

@Claedi: I know perfectly well what you *intended* to say; trouble is, what you actually said didn't match your intent. Words mean what they mean, regardless of how they are (mis)used. Q.E.D.

[Claedi]

@bustacaptx You believe you know what I intended to say, but you continue to believe that I intended to say 'imagine', or something along those lines. I intended to use the word theorize as synonymous with hypothesize, and it worked in the situation, whether your understanding of either of those words grasped it or not. Words mean what they mean, but anyone who picks up a dictionary once in a while knows that words have more than just one literal meaning... You're grasping at straws.

[bustacaptx]

@Claedi  If you meant to say what you actually typed, then your clue provisions are running lower than I had initially supposed. The word is incorrectly used, kid, and you're apparently too ignorant to know it ... as well as inexplicably fond of demonstrating that ignorance in public. What a wonderful example of the homeschooling ethos: an inept teenage writer who's too dumb to realize it.

[Veekahr]

Better movie for Metaphor #3 is the horror/comedy movie Society. :p

[CUMALIOUS]

lol love the funny metaphors

[voteforpresident]

Gay sex is like a superpower? I wish I was gay. LOOOL

[PiggyFate]

@voteforpresident good thing i'm bi (wink)

[kepochi1]

@voteforpresident

fail! that's a simile not a metahpor!

[AtheistPride007]

Fail.

[ShiznetAlex]

LOL WUT