Left 4 Dead 2: Top 10 One-Liners

[jojo110367]

can i axe you a question....ok i dind think that was to bad?

[BoltonROFL]

EARS... falling off..

[bnallek]

good god.... so bad...

[TheSteelerNation2]

I only laughed at #2

[taolapro321phe]

Get to da CHOPPA

[darrius13sniper]

I so should've looked at the above comments before watching this.

[Thyman409]

I had to stop this video after 30 seconds as I had too much hatred of those two morons. Please never post anything ever.

[topsy631]

oh my god American L4D2 is amazing with all the gore and how the bodies stay there

[Dacijo]

jesus they make steve and larson seem funny

[emarladDEATH]

i only like the music

[APreownedHobo]

my god, these guys give a bad name as temp replacments for steve and lars

[Quentarus]

what the fuck is this? first off you insult your friend, secondly none of these can even classify as good

[AmethystCatProductio]

Some of these were slightly funny, but let's face it, Steve and Larson would have done this much much better. WTF is Machinma thinking having these two morons do this? This is so bad I started to think that there is no hope for humanity.

[Weemancake]

Get out.

[MrAcer311]

this sucks, this is the worst machinima video ever. i almost unsubed

[MrThegamers4]

hahahahaha axes

[thejunkyardmaster247]

♣☺☺♥♦♦♦♣•◘○ TITS

[XxXMLGDUDEXxX]

you should have done best phrases from the charecters

[subject1337NG]

umm excuse me machinima, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[MCsuperballs]

this is shit

[oonozachi]

i have to fucking dance to this music in PE...

[DjDiaz010]

fail



[cleaner667]

This is terrible. Put some f***ing effort into your videos ffs

[GORDOTRON89]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ProjectElimination]

*Starts to masturbate*

[romeindahouse2006]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U SAY BEAR SO MUCH!!!

[Incrediblemrj1088]

i didnt make it past 5

[XEPICfailGAMERX]

Did you make this specifically for 5 year olds?

[KingM535i]

Sooo... where were the great one-liners?

[Kyugara]

Number 3 should be the number 1.

Number 1 Rochelle says =D

[TheColorBlue6657]

STOP ASKING F**KING BEAR DAMNIT! UGHHH *explodes*

[DestrAjax]

well...that was uncomfortable

[TheDamnedOCRemix]

Watched this expecting the top ten lines that the characters say in-game.

Left disappointed.

[MrTrollslayer1996]

@TheDamnedOCRemix dont you mean, Left 4 disappointment?

[TheDamnedOCRemix]

@MrTrollslayer1996 That pun actually caused a physical pain. It hurts, right here, just behind my sense of humor.

[oyeclay]

this video SUCK!!!!!!!!

[XEPICfailGAMERX]

This video is one giant FACEPALM

[Insertfunnycomment]

number 6 should be 1! lol!

[grnfgg4]

i actually thought some of these were funny im pressing like

[UntoTheBreach24]

Eeeeuuugh...

[BoomyNote21]

taht was rahtirdead broe

[TheiosXaris]

Is it wrong that I found this video hilarious? Especially the little pause at "ax-cident" sounds like something Patrick Bateman would say.

[24PLZDONTTOUCHME24]

meh

[UberTV2]

No! The best is Ellis: I always wanted to be an axe murderer.

[yamadaayumi405]

KILL ME NOW WITH A KATANA OR A CHAINSAW.

[UlqiorraS]

YES!No more porn in the related vids/suggested videos

[BoomyNote21]

@UlqiorraS top 5 video game WTFs!!

Check it out bro.

[littlebubulle]

There should be a function that let's you throw virtual rotten tomatoes while yelling BOOOOOOOOO... at a video on youtube.

[jphizzle011]

For all the haters this was before Larson did these

[blindwalke]

these guys are "axewholes",huh,huh.....i guess u guys can thumbs up now ^_^

[TheArthasmenethril]

oh god kill him now

[EpicFaceXP]

ok GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOP 10 FTW and let Steve and Larson

they are over 9000 times funnier and better than you

I don't know why machinima hasn't fired you guys yet

you guys are soooooooooooooo bad at this you make epic fails look like Epic Wins

[MajorKillaClown]

I dont want live any more cause of this

[ahniya8]

is he bear grylls

[Gamez1985]

Really bad. Couldnt get through it

[Ilurblur]

@Vehupo Yeah the worst line in the entire game.

[supersushi269]

I GOT IT! JUST SWITCH TO A DIFFERENT TAB IN GOOGLE CHROME AND THE ADs WILL SKIP :DDD

[chanelMAN23]

im pretty damn sure bear was being held hostage at a gunpoint because bear doesent sound so bat shit loco like that dude whos talking all the time

[candycover]

This is so lame it is lame

[Pugsliee]

where the fuck is Steve and Larson?!

[clookoo2]

ehhh not funny without steve and larson

[MasterJabob4657]

lol this is so lame it's funny...

[Stepo2905]

These were pretty bad.. The only one I liked was the Banana suit guy...

[TheEDBShow]

Does anyone know the music in the background.... THATS THE FUCKING HORA HOLY SHIT

[pvtsoap262]

WTF, I thought that this was one-liners from the game. KIDDY LAND!!!

[ExtraBlueGuys]

i want a video whit steve and larson in there, beating these guys up!!!!

[Frangb7]

axe xD

[redwOw3113]

Anoj, why DID YOU LEAVE THOSE TWO IDIOTS DO YOUR TOP TEN ? rofl ..

[TophyToes916]

retarded



[bookyanthony]

I just watched this video to 2:27 and i think im gay now.

[SIL3NTGRAV3]

ITS PENUT BUTTAH RIFLE TIME NOW SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT NOW THERES HIS HEAD THERES HIS HEAD THERES HIS HEAD THERES HIS HEAD PENUT BUTTEH RIFLE!

[DarkLight544]

i would rather eat my own face than watch that again....

[Suthek]

RE-GOD-DAMN-LOADING!

[TheZorseWhisperer]

Thats it im killing you two.

[daniel100n]

Me to

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

i would have rather listened to steve and larson

[13xzanezanex13]

i dnt think ppl liked these guys

[melvinman11]

@13xzanezanex13 no shit...

[MrOtherworlder]

Number 4:I axed you a question is much better than that shitty bloody hell liner

[MrOtherworlder]

where the fuck r steve and larson

[kelpie555]

bears ok but khail utgjrkjntbhrkghitg!!!!!

[ifxpbjxsucked]

i hate you two

[ValidArgumentGaming]

What the fuck did I watch and what has it done with Ten FTW?

[xXGoNcAzXx]

What the watch did i just hell?

[sab2fan24]

always sad when a tftw get to many disliked

[spartacon5267]

wth did i just watch

[blarg487]

*facepalm*

[kryskiller666]

This video was an "axident".

[Adamonkey2000]

@SPARTAIN088 Steve and larrson are better

[IneadAbanana]

smell my axe

[Protone1995]

@IneadAbanana i just had an axetermination

[TheRickochet90]

Haha oh fuck, it is to laugh -.-

[Minceification]

This is probably the gayest thing i've ever seen in my life.

[TheSuperLaxative]

that was horrible

[SPARTAIN088]

Only Jack and Geoff should ever be allowed anywhere near that show. Everyone else deserves to be deemed heretic by the inqusition and sentenced to exterminatus...

[mrlegendaryskillz]

thuumbs upif you think bear sounds like joe from family guy. listen t number 7

[shadowthehedhog5421]

they are axe-terminating those zombies

[GinoTheSpy]

wow these are the most unfunny faggots i have ever heard

[ElfandKenli]

This video was an axe-ident.

[lalolalo005]

This video made me not want to play left 4 dead ever again.

[22Shadowsky]

I`m sorry machinima but this video sucked

[cagebox222]

worst video ever?

[URB4NWOLF415]

that was awful

[xXGoNcAzXx]

say bye bear! Bye Bear :3

[mikehawkpictuers]

This video was an accident

[madisonlwood]

the ones in here are not from the game!

[pwngeairsoft]

the only funny one was the banana one

[MrChargeU]

I cried



[ThatSpazz]

i am very positive... but that was effing terrible.

[cocoaman44]

Aha!!!1 le chat explose dou le toilete! That means the cat exploded in the toilet! This video wasn't that good, happy birthday

[AceAviations2]

#4 is my favorite, but I do like the axe puns at #1.

[zemlia88]

"and im here with bear"

"hey, whats up"

"shut up bear" XD

[Cecilie013]

Wow... You are embarressing...

[newyoikmabsta]

oh my god machinima...

is this what you think quality is?

[Jambles3]

I just facepalmed so hard, I caved my face in. It's a miracle I could type this.

[YouMoron0]

THIS SUCKS. Next time use actual stuff from the game. 

[PhoenixRebirth117]

These are horrible... I'ma go rape a landmine now... <=(

[craftyard]

I actually never thought it possible for a video to be this bad up until now.

[TJPProductions]

jesus christ this is horrible. my ears hurt

[Himhippo]

This is incredibly bad.



[Realsmileysparkbolt]

*face palm with a landmine*

[ExNemacyst]

I hope these guys get cancer, not even joking.

[Kasrkin101]

*sigh*

[MrSheep445]

The fuck did I just watch?

[zepo999]

This would have been 10 times funnier with Steve and Larson.

[billyvince124]

@zepo999 This would have been ovar 9000 times funnier with l4d2 charactors...

[assassian0601]

thats shit

[11Firat58]

*facepalm*

[LetsPlayNintendoez]

Wow, this- *sigh*.

[wargrym159]

this episode sucked "axe"

[Carasowa117]

1,515 people have low comedy standards.

[vexes908]

terible abosolutly terrible

[vortigaunt911]

These aren't even one-liners. This is damned stupid.

[firekutt]

guy:say lick my "joint" bear

bear: oke

guy: i came in you mouth

bear:thats a sticky situation

guy: swallow!

bear: pukes all over his tiny "joint"

[airsoftlove1]

"Oh, the PUN-ishment!"

[IlikeFoodnDrink]

Axe me a question. I dare you.

[SericoCH]

too see this stuff is boring, but when your talking whit friends and say this oneliners its awesome

[161616spike]

bad

[Soap9011]

i thought it would be lines form the game (disapotment)

[soadfan235]

2,760 people can't do 15 push-ups

[StewIsBest]

this is the lamest video i have ever watched

[ironhide2919]

BAN ZOMBIE SIT IN THE CORNER!!!!!

[TheTron56]

this was a lame episode.

[Sukikeri]

This episode is un-axe-eptable.

[ronackostolomac]

machinima is going to shit....

[radiomitchell]

heres one screw you

[randomshrimp1]

you should watch all shortcuts in left 4 dead 2. they really help. also if you have the passing dlc then go on the second le vel go through the bar where you gotta jump in the mud, then you pass the mud DONT go into the other bar instead go up to the fence and then there should be a midnight riders tour bus driving through. if ur playing as Ellis he should say"shit i must be seeing things XD UR WELCOME

[ummmkewler]

@randomshrimp1 not all the time.

[randomshrimp1]

i meant to say "that the characters say not you. thar we go.

[randomshrimp1]

shit didnt mean to mess it up. i got ahead of myself.

[randomshrimp1]

i was expecting real fricking lines that the characters not you. im usually a fan of machinima but not this one. srry.

[shotgunnsman]

v Ignore that one down there v (those are arrows) it's really dumb, and it's not a one-liner.

[shotgunnsman]

Here's a really stupid one, so it should fit in with the video. ;)

Francis and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says "would you like a drink?", and Francis hides behind the duck, making it look like the duck is saying "put it on my BILL!!" haha I hate stupid jokes.

Bill: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FRANCIS???

get it?......Bill.....

[shotgunnsman]

Here's another: This video should be....(wait for it...)......LEFT 4 DEAD!!! haha. get it?

[shotgunnsman]

I got one. This whole video Rochelle. (Sucks)

[FinalFormLXVII]

I don't want to be mean, but these are fucking TERRIBLE. Literally, the regular ones in the game that the computers say are waaaaaay fucking better than this. I like Ten FTW, but this video is bad

[ValkyrielOfficial]

Peanut Butter Rifle Time!

[Exoquatic]

@crapmuffin98 Hey dumbass, the NPCs DO say these.

[FinalFormLXVII]

@Exoquatic no, they dont. these guys are making shit up as if it was in the game. its not in the game.

[shotgunnsman]

@FinalFormLXVII well, part of number 1 was, but that's about it.

[FinalFormLXVII]

@shotgunnsman yeah

[zzR3aLiTyz]

wow....i didnt think it would be that bad :L

[Wildman70892]

this is an abomination

[playman579]

God this thing was an axe-ident

[Spystreak]

this is a pain in the Axe to watch

[Varradin]

weeell...this...is...horrible, keep up the comments people atleast then something is funny on this video.

[digitalgear]

one kick "axe" commentary ...

[JohnnyAmerica14]

Whoever these 2 men are, their houses will be set ablaze by my hand in the near future. This I swear. They give Ten FTW a bad name. Curse you. I want Steve and Larson.

[Crapmuffin98]

R u guys retarded? The L4D2 NPC's hav better one-liners than u idiots!!!! >:(

[Fallout3FatCat]

This isn't remotely funny.

They like said their names all the fucking time.

BEAR SAY 10 HUURR OLOLOLOLOL THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT GUURR DDUURURR GHJKKBRFNJHRFBHDGB

[LTglenn91]

peanut butter rifle time was the only thing that made he slighty smile

[Yevgeny1217]

WHERE THE F*CK ARE STEVE AND LARSON!?!?!?

[residentevilnerd]

this is just horrible :l

[MasterComicman]

someone dared you to do this right? because no one sucks that hard.

[snipesperky]

Its Peanut Butter Rifle Time

[gwal31]

this sucks it will be better if it had steve and larson these guys just suck balls

[metrehead]

how'd he read all those with Bear's dick in his mouth?

[Inkspeckle]

CEDA sucks and so does this video

[Beyondisme]

Was this supposed to be terrible?

[baggzio97]

@tomandchooky true that

[tomandchooky]

Noone will ever be better than Jack and Geoff...