Fruit Corners Fruit Bars

[10sSal]

Is that the guy from Children of the Corn??

[msmithstud]

@10sSal FUCK YEAH!!!!LOL

[erracht]

@Timbrock1000 As good an explanation as any.

[Timbrock1000]

Notice how the guy wearing the white blazer had them stashed inside like they were drugs. Also, his friends were like "You bring the good stuff?", then as they ate them, they were hootin' & hollorin'. Hmmm, What's REALLY in those Fruit Bars? A little crack? A little Ecstacy?

[illinifan512]

I look for something like this in the store but the closest thing i can find are those fruit bars that Target makes.

[muteharmony]

ITS ISAAC!! STAY OUT OF THE CORN!!!

[emperordalek]

@EzekielWhateley Oh, it's a spoof on Devo, all right, but not the actual band. I doubt the budget for this commercial could've handled it. :) Let me know if you find it, all right?

[serialclone]

It was the 80s. Maybe "ugly" meant "awesome."

[emperordalek]

I'm still looking for the third Fruit Bars commercial - this is the one I called the "drug pusher" spot, and there's another here on YouTube that starts with a trio singing about the damn things. But there's a third one that features a Devo-style trio saying "We think they're rather pretty", and that's the one I haven't been able to find. Anyone have it or have a link to it? Thanks!

[EzekielWhateley]

@emperordalek That's just the one that I was looking for right now! I was wondering if it was Devo in that spot, but now I don't think it was...

[jterrell10]

@emperordalek And it starts out with "Better look out, Momma! Look out, Dad! It's the ugliest goodie I've ever had!" I'm also looking for that commercial.

"Who says they're ugly?"

[zanewa]

I've been searching for this commercial for awhile. I was 13 in 1985 when I first saw this commercial. Thank you for posting

[skizzo192]

fruit corners fruit bars

contact general mills tell them to bring these back it takes 1 minet on their website

[ksjanetka]

Isaac pushing Fruit Bars....freakin' awesome!

[tatetsuki]

@ksjanetka Yeah,He who walks behind the rows likes fruit corners.