I'm a former comedian -- in America. And a champion heckler.
Heckling is considered good sport here, but usually it's intended to compliment the act in some way rather than attack the comedian (although I have done that as well, when the lady was an incredible ass).
I haven't the slightest idea what this guy is talking about. (i also live in LA where there are half a million Iranians in the metro area -- Iranian ethnic humor is well known.)
@Cydira i watched his comedy clip and all he talks about is how he cant understand his arabic speaking relatives. and then the dumb americans, which im guessing you are, start laughing because they are all racists. how do you know djalili is proud of his country? do you know him some how?
all comedians make fun of their roots. even the white ones
@TheFamilyGuyLove What video did you watch? That doesnt even have anything to do with what I said. And no, I'm not american, I am in fact persian. And I never said djalili is proud of where he comes from. I said Maz is. You can see that by watching any of his interviews. His mission is to let ppl know that ppl from the middle east are 'friendly' and hes trying to break stereotypes that define middle easterners as 'terrorists'.. Maz does make fun of his roots but he does it with good humour.
"The Endurance" has not been on air for 30 years. I am trying to think which sense of humour of ours can be found funny for English speaking people. Mmmm, I cannot think of one off hand.
Our sense of humour is very different from English. The English sense of humour is about making good observation of cultural and racial characteristics and portray them by either overstating or understating them depending on the circumstance in which the joke is being made.
@sadeghsafari100 that is what I meant. Maz was born in Iran that is why I said he was Iranian born, Omid was born in England and that is why I said Iranian British without saying he was Iranian born British. Sorry for the confusion.
@11Kralle What Danes have you been drinking with?! We go fucking nuts, we drink like there's no tomorrow and I don't know anyone who is "beer-frightened"???
oelfrukt (with the danish ö - it is not on my german keyboard) is a danish expression which means: the fear (frukt) that the stash of beer is going to `level zero´ - a word which is genuin to the Danes.
@mdharis Its something that I think is unique to British Comedians, the crowd can literally yell things like "you suck", or "your shit" to a comedian before he even finishes his act. In this one an american comedian knew that people might do this so he says a really long threat and said englishman replies, "I'll take me chances, your shit!". Sorry its the best I could do.
This Bahá'í clown is an anti-Islam. He is loyal to the international zionism, and he frequently pays visits to Seat of the Universal House of Justice, governing body of the Bahá'ís, in Haifa, Israel. Most of his comedy is a bout Islam and Muslims. Terrorism is only an alibi.
you find it everywhere that comedian pick something and make fun of it .why should some peaple be upset about it ,the fact is that in our country there also manythings that they are not at all reasonable ,and we can make fun about it.it think he is funny,I like him.
should I laugh? i doubt this guy has been to iran for decades, all he knows is from other immigrants, so jokes and analogy doesnt sound genuine at all, anyway he has a tallent,
Yeah, that was pretty good, but I'm kinda glad the laughter was subdued a bit on the 9/11 joke toward the end. That was classless, but I enjoyed the New York accent
Agreed...9-11 isn't shit to America compared to what we've done to the rest of the world. It's time to let go, it's almost ten years now...You can only feel bad for so long, and it wasn't even a huge tragedy really, it was only a big deal because it was an attack on U.S. soil, which doesn't happen often..
And this is coming from an American, who lives in the U.S.
@Laudanum4Prez Well, you don't have to be too hard on yourself. Ironically while the U.S. was trying to spread democracy in places held by dictators and warmongers, you were at the mercy of a President elected by a biased judiciary after democracy itself got confused counting votes in Florida. There wasn't much you could do.
@kibcubed they weren't confused. katherine harris cooked the books. what do yo expect, when the guy's brother was governor. i live in florida, i actually live in tallahassee. i have been angry for almost 10 years. i'm not exactly sure how long it is going to take us to get over the mess bush and his henchmen made.
@tranurse Well, sir/ma'am, you have my deepest sympathies. Bush sowed the seeds of America's wars, which along with their insanely lackadaisical business policies, led to this current recession. Its funny really. When people think of WMDs they think of bombs. Nobody would've guessed the Gordon Gekko types scuttling around Wall St. could do just as much damage.
@kibcubed ma'am, but that's ok. and i agree with you about money, business and greed. basically bush and the business policies are proof that fdr was not as dumb as the gop tried to convince everyone that he was. roosevelt knew that you couldn't legislate greed, and you can't let the gorillas run the zoo.
i went to see him like 3 days agoo in Nottingham and he did the exact same sketch 4 years on !
Freymuzik 2 days ago
We want to be accepted as part of the family "the nuclear family" looool thats crazy
Butterflyonocean 1 month ago
Yusuf!!!!!!!
Christiansavlid 1 month ago
Yusuf Amir! :D
DJBRANSTON 3 months ago 2
How ironic, sanctions on iran now :(
BrokenPiecesOfHeart 3 months ago
Kayvan Novak?
"Doovde"
kooora18 3 months ago
"you what, you what? this is the time for laughing?!... mind u it was a road accident" hahahaha that was priceless
jess100ize 4 months ago
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jess100ize 4 months ago
Show me one thing that shows that iran has nuclear weapons..
anemozen 4 months ago
@anemozen stfu its a joke man .
zanist123 4 months ago
@anemozen the joke dosen't make any sense...
anemozen 4 months ago
@anemozen it plays on a stereotype that the middle east is a place riddled with bombs and terrorists...
DietDrMario 3 months ago
I'm a former comedian -- in America. And a champion heckler.
Heckling is considered good sport here, but usually it's intended to compliment the act in some way rather than attack the comedian (although I have done that as well, when the lady was an incredible ass).
I haven't the slightest idea what this guy is talking about. (i also live in LA where there are half a million Iranians in the metro area -- Iranian ethnic humor is well known.)
scottadler 4 months ago
@scottadler he said in the comedy clubs IN NEW YORK ..
zanist123 4 months ago
@zanist123 Same comedians, same culture.
scottadler 4 months ago
loool
murder312 4 months ago
FUCK ADVERTISEMENTS
themoose1986 6 months ago
This guy has nothing on Maz Jobrani. Maz is funnier, much better at the iranian accent and proud of where he comes from.
Thumbs up if you agree.
Cydira 7 months ago 2
@Cydira i watched his comedy clip and all he talks about is how he cant understand his arabic speaking relatives. and then the dumb americans, which im guessing you are, start laughing because they are all racists. how do you know djalili is proud of his country? do you know him some how?
all comedians make fun of their roots. even the white ones
TheFamilyGuyLove 7 months ago
@TheFamilyGuyLove What video did you watch? That doesnt even have anything to do with what I said. And no, I'm not american, I am in fact persian. And I never said djalili is proud of where he comes from. I said Maz is. You can see that by watching any of his interviews. His mission is to let ppl know that ppl from the middle east are 'friendly' and hes trying to break stereotypes that define middle easterners as 'terrorists'.. Maz does make fun of his roots but he does it with good humour.
Cydira 7 months ago
@Cydira so does djalili.
TheFamilyGuyLove 7 months ago
I LOVE OMID
p3rs1anthug23 8 months ago
I am actually really sick of the King Arthur; sky advert
Warfresco 9 months ago 11
lol'd big time at the single muslim advert before the clip!
jurkie3 9 months ago
he has a great "american" accent
cameronsanati 9 months ago 4
'enough of the accent' :')
WBA1311 10 months ago 5
the nuclear familey very good hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OUWATZAHLE08 10 months ago 3
I hope the people here in Japan had a sense of humour like the English. Being too serious about everything never gets your very far.
tnakai1971jp 11 months ago
@tnakai1971jp I thought Japanese are very funny?I love seeing Japanese prank show and comedy show.Some are brilliantly funny
khashafiq 10 months ago
@khashafiq
Are you referring to "the Endurance"?
tnakai1971jp 10 months ago
@tnakai1971jp that is one of it.So many of japanese show that are damn funny
khashafiq 10 months ago
@khashafiq
"The Endurance" has not been on air for 30 years. I am trying to think which sense of humour of ours can be found funny for English speaking people. Mmmm, I cannot think of one off hand.
Our sense of humour is very different from English. The English sense of humour is about making good observation of cultural and racial characteristics and portray them by either overstating or understating them depending on the circumstance in which the joke is being made.
Seen "the Drifters" ?
tnakai1971jp 10 months ago
he didnt do the accent as good as maz jobrani does
Alibeast96 11 months ago
@Alibeast96 maz is Iranian Born American and Omid is Iranian British. of course Maz accent would be better.
Tamas123 10 months ago
@Tamas123 maz did'nt born in america.....he says in a clip...
sadeghsafari100 7 months ago
@sadeghsafari100 that is what I meant. Maz was born in Iran that is why I said he was Iranian born, Omid was born in England and that is why I said Iranian British without saying he was Iranian born British. Sorry for the confusion.
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sadeghsafari100 7 months ago
That was a perfect NY accent!!!
DG3744 11 months ago
HE IS YUSUF AMIR FROM BALLAD OF GAY TONY !
ynja02 11 months ago 4
"We're here for the Bush event."
"Could you be more specific?"
kryptonianpowers 1 year ago
shut up u traitor scum
BJPen27 1 year ago
@BJPen27 Really? Calm tf down and enjoy the comedy :DD
RemayMyDear 1 year ago
برو ننتو مسخره کن بچه کونی
arefkr 1 year ago
Is it just me who doesn't find the September jokes un-funny? It's getting old and overused
SoniStreet 1 year ago
I Hate Omid Djalili Now.
Thanks To Him I Need To Change My Pants xD
MAZBvidz 1 year ago 25
aah, i loved this guy when he had his show on late night on my contry's national tv =D but now he's gonne ='(
lcarlos0 1 year ago
i would use toyotas technology to put more advertisements up on youtube..
morganisspiderman 1 year ago
LOL "in martike divoonas" :))))
theAdamable 1 year ago 6
advertisements???seriously????....ughhhh....
SuoBella 1 year ago
Omid Jaan, You RULE
ANTHONYSHAMS 1 year ago
He is like Denny Devito
Mojoe42152 1 year ago
hey, fat man Iranians are the most sincierly pepole.
aminyoord 1 year ago
@aminyoord you mean: Hey, fat Iranian men are the most sincere people.
Hesam0000 1 year ago
Iranians are all talented and good people its just how the media shows them bad
Giveawayguys 1 year ago
@Giveawayguys
Theres no country where ALL people are so or so... actually there are funny germans, intelligent americans, sober irish and so on
11Kralle 1 year ago
@11Kralle sober irish??? and have you seen the yeti and the loch ness monster?
fossilvivo 1 year ago
@fossilvivo
Ever been drinking among Danes? They easily get `beer-frightened´ (oelfrukt), so a single Ire could stay sober between them.
11Kralle 1 year ago
@11Kralle What Danes have you been drinking with?! We go fucking nuts, we drink like there's no tomorrow and I don't know anyone who is "beer-frightened"???
TheIYouMe 1 year ago
@TheIYouMe
I quit drinking long ago. But if you want to know: the meanest drinkers are (from my experience) the russians.
11Kralle 1 year ago
@11Kralle
Can't argue with you there :)
BTW wtf is "oelfrukt" supposed to mean? :)
TheIYouMe 1 year ago
@TheIYouMe
oelfrukt (with the danish ö - it is not on my german keyboard) is a danish expression which means: the fear (frukt) that the stash of beer is going to `level zero´ - a word which is genuin to the Danes.
11Kralle 1 year ago
you're hillarious! big respect from Croatia! gotta love it.
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monicaseula 1 year ago
Fat, limy, Iranian hump. Haha. Fucking genius.
SacredSobek 1 year ago 2
very very good american accent. he's good with any accents really
Riahkj 1 year ago
i love this Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snoman9996 1 year ago 2
HAHAH
Bushiey 1 year ago
"You what? You what?? You try to make me laugh! This is NOW the time for laughing?!"
"Mind you, it was a road accident."
That's friggin' HYSTERICAL!!!
kryptonianpowers 1 year ago
به امید موفقیت بیشتر ایشون
with best wishes
shimolishimo 1 year ago
what the fuck BBC got adverts?
fkinbrillant 1 year ago
@fkinbrillant BBC America does.
hop208 1 year ago
not even funny
07860583872 1 year ago
one f d greatest entertainers.....EVERRRRRRRR
shoreh2000 1 year ago
hey thats the guy from the car insurance add!
DannX4484 1 year ago
"I'll take me chances, your shit!" - LOL That made my day.
TheMacedonianGeneral 1 year ago 80
@TheMacedonianGeneral cud u explain the joke? im not british
mdharis 1 year ago
@mdharis Its something that I think is unique to British Comedians, the crowd can literally yell things like "you suck", or "your shit" to a comedian before he even finishes his act. In this one an american comedian knew that people might do this so he says a really long threat and said englishman replies, "I'll take me chances, your shit!". Sorry its the best I could do.
TheMacedonianGeneral 1 year ago
This guy played Yusuf Amir in GTA: TBOGT
Mybeckham7 1 year ago 3
there are hecklers here especially in New York don't think I have ever been to a Comedy Club and not heard a heckler
blandlife4ever 1 year ago
It was funny. He's really good at accents but there are definitely a lot of hecklers at comedy clubs in the States.
bulleasy7 1 year ago
really rubish just noise.
darashish 1 year ago
Can someone tell what did the guy said in Birmingham :" I take my chances my... ( what? ) Thanks
rainbowcrabb 1 year ago
Funny but there are LOTS of hecklers in comedy clubs here
eiresmif35 1 year ago 6
@eiresmif35 thanks because that had given me the wrong impression.
uditchow 1 year ago
good USA accent and ''and that was passport control'':D
he's a good comedy guy and genius!
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eat a dick.... u ain't funny ma nigga... we americas r the best u arab fuck
jayjaykayode 1 year ago
@jayjaykayode illiterate troll is illiterate...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia what tha fuck nigga is sayin
jayjaykayode 1 year ago
@jayjaykayode I bet ur not even black, stop talking gangsta
ypset 1 year ago
@ypset im black.... u dumass.... i live in New york nigga... Bronx
jayjaykayode 1 year ago
@jayjaykayode ur mums arab u prik cause u dont know iran's history so shut da fuk up u waste man .
am8o2 1 year ago
@am8o2 Damn ! STFU.....
jayjaykayode 1 year ago
@jayjaykayode suk ma dik u pssyhole
am8o2 1 year ago
@am8o2 eat a dick
jayjaykayode 1 year ago
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@jayjaykayode who da fuk u talkin to u matha fcka. fckin pssyhole
am8o2 1 year ago
Great iranian accent, and american accent HAHAHA, Nuclear family hahah LOL
hawzhyn2009 1 year ago
legend
rugbymandem 1 year ago
Woohoo great british tradition of heckling, love Omid class act there
georgedownswheeler 1 year ago
bngo bongo land hahahahahahaa
ratbaby4000 1 year ago
I love his brummy accent at the end..
"I'll take me chances.. ye shit!"
Makes me crack up every time! XD
jakeblues875 1 year ago 60
good bit. Over did with the American accents though.
eiram31 1 year ago
Viva the Democratic Revolution in Iran
This guy is great
We will overthrow dictatorship of khamenei the mullahs
hosseinthc 1 year ago
this guy only understands the lame dry comedy
reza4 1 year ago
Great american accent! I love him!
lafiglia100 1 year ago 4
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This Bahá'í clown is an anti-Islam. He is loyal to the international zionism, and he frequently pays visits to Seat of the Universal House of Justice, governing body of the Bahá'ís, in Haifa, Israel. Most of his comedy is a bout Islam and Muslims. Terrorism is only an alibi.
8899gabber 1 year ago
Why THE HECK (!) is he using an arabian accent? Just go on youtube and listen to other iranians talking english: 100% Different.
He´s trying to make you laugh by playing an arabian... Omid.. chera injoori mikoni???
persianprince07 1 year ago
vaay adaye iranianro dar nayar agha toye in hiriviri ma mikhaym bedoonam ma adame badi nistim Thats Just Gay Takin The Mik outa Irainians!!
xpartychickx 1 year ago
@xpartychickx hhmm..... does badi nistim mean.. not bad? im learning farsi :D
TheOnehitwonda 1 year ago
@TheOnehitwonda adame badi nistim meens were not bad people
not bad would be bad nist
xpartychickx 1 year ago
wtf isn't he born in England? I know his parents are persian tho.
rjnrf 1 year ago
I'il take me chances ye shit. EPIC!! :D
smithster43 1 year ago 5
Yusuf Amir XD this guy is hilarious
tokman20 1 year ago
@tokman20
Arab Money!!! :D
viraleffectz 1 year ago 4
this guy is a freakin genius !!
bghb1 1 year ago
you find it everywhere that comedian pick something and make fun of it .why should some peaple be upset about it ,the fact is that in our country there also manythings that they are not at all reasonable ,and we can make fun about it.it think he is funny,I like him.
saharkiyai 1 year ago
how much did you got money to selling iranian people...!shame on you! cawboy!
Mesbahbaba 1 year ago
his real acent is a english acent.. i actully kinda know him and his doughters and wife..
lenderproductions 1 year ago
damn great accent
lucirz 1 year ago
i'll take me chances, ur shit lolllll
pkachipati 1 year ago 4
"What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? ... Asif!" --Omid Djalili
rbellev 1 year ago 2
im friends with him
flavaice22 1 year ago
"I'll take me chances, you're shit" LOL
DraculasHenchwoman 1 year ago 3
That is a good american boston accent!!!
DG3744 1 year ago 2
iv just realized he was on the first mummy film
96dp 1 year ago
@96dp No, you're wrong, he's someone else!
abnoxiux 1 year ago
@abnoxiux oh no wait, i just realized you are right :O
abnoxiux 1 year ago
@abnoxiux you are wrong he is right
360pro1799 1 year ago
@360pro1799 I REPLIED TO HIM SAYING IM WRONG ...now kindly Bounce!
abnoxiux 1 year ago
@abnoxiux Relax
360pro1799 1 year ago
@abnoxiux Relax man, why did you get so upset?
360pro1799 1 year ago
nice American impression
miladmzz 1 year ago
should I laugh? i doubt this guy has been to iran for decades, all he knows is from other immigrants, so jokes and analogy doesnt sound genuine at all, anyway he has a tallent,
oskoface 1 year ago 2
ill take my chances your shit
propa funny
lilastro619 1 year ago
damn, he does the american accent so good!
ernest682 1 year ago
jeeezzz!
he sounds like roman bellic in GTA IV!
zepass 1 year ago
Help Me I Need To Be famous Can You Make Me Famous BANG!!! TOSSER
qaiserismee 1 year ago
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that was arabic accent not iranian u little fool fat whatever!
ehsanjafari 1 year ago
LOL he sounds like Jason Alexander from Seinfeld when he does the New York accent.
cairnsguy22 1 year ago
This guy is so funny, i think i will laugh at his jokes in a weeks time ;-(
reconforsales 2 years ago 5
Great American accent! Wow haha
tusepagliacco 2 years ago 138
@tusepagliacco he is british and got british accent!
sepidlove 1 year ago 2
@tusepagliacco AEY, we don't talk like that buddy! :P
MrCopperhead1861 1 year ago
lol passport control....... :D
CananK1986 2 years ago 37
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Not that funny. And they DO heckle in the US.
Brennna 2 years ago
Yeah, that was pretty good, but I'm kinda glad the laughter was subdued a bit on the 9/11 joke toward the end. That was classless, but I enjoyed the New York accent
monkeyfuzz3090 2 years ago
Classless? Well, as with the Birmingham heckler, I'll take me chances. 9 years on considered, 9-11 pity is shit.
kibcubed 1 year ago 3
Agreed...9-11 isn't shit to America compared to what we've done to the rest of the world. It's time to let go, it's almost ten years now...You can only feel bad for so long, and it wasn't even a huge tragedy really, it was only a big deal because it was an attack on U.S. soil, which doesn't happen often..
And this is coming from an American, who lives in the U.S.
Laudanum4Prez 1 year ago
@Laudanum4Prez Well, you don't have to be too hard on yourself. Ironically while the U.S. was trying to spread democracy in places held by dictators and warmongers, you were at the mercy of a President elected by a biased judiciary after democracy itself got confused counting votes in Florida. There wasn't much you could do.
kibcubed 1 year ago
@kibcubed they weren't confused. katherine harris cooked the books. what do yo expect, when the guy's brother was governor. i live in florida, i actually live in tallahassee. i have been angry for almost 10 years. i'm not exactly sure how long it is going to take us to get over the mess bush and his henchmen made.
tranurse 1 year ago
@tranurse Well, sir/ma'am, you have my deepest sympathies. Bush sowed the seeds of America's wars, which along with their insanely lackadaisical business policies, led to this current recession. Its funny really. When people think of WMDs they think of bombs. Nobody would've guessed the Gordon Gekko types scuttling around Wall St. could do just as much damage.
kibcubed 1 year ago
@kibcubed ma'am, but that's ok. and i agree with you about money, business and greed. basically bush and the business policies are proof that fdr was not as dumb as the gop tried to convince everyone that he was. roosevelt knew that you couldn't legislate greed, and you can't let the gorillas run the zoo.
tranurse 1 year ago
9/11 blame it on the U.S GOVERNMENT
LotBountyHunter 1 year ago 15
ERM WTF? BBC don't do adverts...
Apexgun 2 years ago 3
BBC Worldwide does
c1emmy 2 years ago 3
hah awesome lol
Bronyaification 2 years ago 4
Omid is so great
CopywriteBlows 2 years ago 6
where he disappeared?
haltaiar 2 years ago
hes still floating around doing comedy clubs and shit like that
CopywriteBlows 2 years ago 2
I think he's doing OK - starring in a film coming out written by David Baddiel.
"The Infidel" - the trailer's up on Youtube - looks OK.
o0micmac0o 1 year ago
american accent is so funny!
antsneo 2 years ago 6
loooooooooooool nice
m6o1r9o 2 years ago
hahaha a nuclear family
Pokhton 2 years ago 2
YUSUF AMIR :)
marvelfan54 2 years ago 7
YEAH!!!!! haha love that guy
Siboba9 2 years ago
:))))
GlobalGamerCommunity 2 years ago 3
hahaha i love his New York accent!
eyeluv2dance 2 years ago 4
"I'll take me chances.. u shits!" LOL XD
.. simply gold haha :D
hismajesty653 2 years ago 2
"EEY HEY BODY! We got a FAT LIMEY IRANIAN HUMP"
LMAO!
Reqrezentin 2 years ago
No fucken duh there is racial tension...
Blueberrypassion 2 years ago
hahaha this guy is way funny, i love his american impression, it sounds exactly like some of the angry people in new york :D
hollywoodscurvy 2 years ago 5
I love his comedy. I find Iranian humour really clever, subtle even. The poetry is sublime.
wildhobby 2 years ago
The best American accent impression I've ever heard.
waIIflower 2 years ago 6
gta liberty city episodes actually. sorry. geek or wot lol