The 'A Listers' of YouTube

[Draun95]

different clothes in each video? Lmao!

[penningtonguy]

i feel u get mad for other people fortune and happiness but ok

[Fatalama]

Co za asy...

[Smarby]

Someone's feeling a little jealous...

[GlLITClH]

crickets FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sugarsoul]

you crack me up so bad!

nalts you're SO FUNNY!!!!

[theCguy64]

You are talking about not getting views, but at the end you said "Put this on the homepage on Tuesday, because nobody watches them on Monday."

[QbanProductions]

Well spoken.

[2sccrrox3]

is it just me or is this guy kinda a little bit gay sounding?

[callmedee1]

leave commets just type :callmedee1.

catagory comedy

[KirkOfBellevue]

SPARTA!!!!!!!

[sarahsayschill]

when you think about it. its our fault they are the "a listers"

we brought it upon ourselves.

[PrimroseLove]

i really like pancakes

[he7saquu]

ya but remember they weren't always a listers. they were once like us

[josesanchez44]

lol the was brave of you :)

[FallOutBoy1201]

Hahahaha, you're amazing.

[Gibsonway]

FIGHT THE POWER!!! WOO! I AGREE!

[dymond06]

LMAOOO I feel your pain. ::sniff::

[3arl95]

i agree.

[Kie77]

Brilliant. Bravo that man

[Basiloma]

dog snake

[phililili23]

Um... guys? I'm pretty sure this video is a joke from the ending alone. Just putting it out there.

[Famguy13]

fuck you

[Mumblefilms]

I totally agree dude! I make pretty good videos yet I only have 246 subscribers. Sure, I want more, But I can't because all the "big guys" get more attention. It sucks.

[xxxwaxxxwaxxx]

o shut up nalts. ur just fishing for complements!! u know ur one of the a-listers and u dont need to make this vid. ur actually pitying us while u try to relate. its pathetic!!

[lostindisillusion]

HELL YEAH

[Zoloe]

dude ur like over 30 y do u care. and in the end ur talking about butting it on the featured videos are u not well known with ur 24,610 views. plus who cares its youtube people put videos on here for fun no one cares about going to calefornia, you stupid hipocrite

[misterxar]

it's a sarcastic parody dumbass

[dymond06]

Get satire much?

[narutofanv12]

So true.

[umakemsmile121]

i find it very ironic you have 24,000 plus views on your video

[09marinekid09]

dude are you gay.

[MooseMan191]

this is awesome you remind of a stoned teacher t school once who thought he could fly... that 's probably why he's dead. Except your probably not on drugs. but you have HIGH hopes

[littlefig15]

so true

[MOKKmilen]

OOOOLLLLLLDDDDD

[ylonax]

what the hell. This is so ridiculously melodramatic. Also, you are way, way too old to make a "cute, jealous video." Fight for a better cause than youtube a-listers. -.-

[jonasluver221]

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[haannnii]

damn straight!

[butterflybookmark]

huh? you're one of them.

[EpicRaid]

Your lithp is really annoying.

[flamingbrickstudios]

I agree.

[tashianah]

umm hes joking. he IS a youtube a lister

[poocoop]

but you are one of those guys

[tynews2001]

i thought it was funny how you said "overlay ads" and then an ad popped up on your video.

[x0republican0x]

well you definitely deserve your five stars, good video, i totally agree

[mrumno]

granted not granite!

[jediknight28]

dont 4get smosh

u do have views nalts u have allot of views... be thankful of it

[UtubeFreshman]

You are one hell of a

funny whilst insightful,

silly nevertheless philosophical,

entertaining though enlightening,

Man yet lad :}

[skyaglow]

you got my 5 stars

but what you would be doing if u tube was no longer....

[butterflybookmark]

Are you kidding Nalts? I think you're pretty famous! =)

[Rachellou92]

jealousy...maybe

[Rachellou92]

it sounds like you want to be one of those people you are moaning about..just my thought

[kirara371]

yah this is really deep! Great video nalts!!!

[04ray25number2]

Wow!!!!!! that was deep.5*****

[Graanvlok]

Nalts, you have 35,076 friggin' subscribers...

[todieandwither]

I just realized your house looks like a Starbucks!

[SquireCD]

Jealous much?

[Fjordgnu]

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[squalledprincess]

I adore that comment.

<3

[squalledprincess]

I adore that comment.

<3

[GreenHills77]

AMEN!

:p

[LolFlame]

Fu! I wanted 2 say that! :'(

*cut cut cut, slice, sllice, splooosh*

[TreIzle]

This totally reminds me of Jim Carey is his role of Cable Guy. Is he joking? is he serious? Does he want to kill me? im not.....sure.

[rap4life57]

lets do more mall pranks or the purse thing yo

[fennielyn]

seriously nalts, I won't be surprised if you end up on the A-listers list pretty soon. Hard-hitting, insighful, cynical observations yet NOT taking oneself overly-seriously, being able to embrace self-deprecation, that's what makes that rare and special comedian. =) You rock and I'm usually too much of a sloth to comment so yea, it does say something. =p

[Prayforheals]

awesome nalts, so true!!!

they have youtube shirts?!?!?

[skinnergc1]

that was deep..

[clickonmyusername]

good vid!

[kaploy9]

:D I think I get it.

(why doesn't Youtube add Smileys in their site?)

[rammsteinrules4ever]

cause smileys suck.

[kaploy9]

That's because most users use tons of them, without any creative purpose, other then spam. Then other users who see all those smileys associate them with tasteless, repetive, spam-filled chatrooms and forums. Most smileys have been used to a point when people see them, they consider whatever's beside it to be dreaded pointless dribble. Not to be a critique or anything... :)

[rammsteinrules4ever]

yeah well thats the problem. hey put smileys on youtube, you use them well, other idiots use em spammy n shit. so rather no smileys then smileys and 1 person using em well, ad others just being dicks.

[kaploy9]

Well I think that the positive outcome of putting smileys on YouTube will be greater then the negative outcome of putting smileys on YouTube.

[rammsteinrules4ever]

no it wouldnt

[kaploy9]

Well, sadly we disagree on the subject.

[rammsteinrules4ever]

yeh we do.

but still.

it wouldnt.

[kaploy9]

I'm sorry, but I won't be able to keep up this argument right now, since I have things to do. You belive what you belive, and I'll consider this disscusion ending with either you or me being right, or having a neutral/other answer being the right one. Good day to you, sir. *walk off*

[GaryOThornley]

Do all americans go on like this its sad as out. I dont get it is he trying to be funny or what?

[mazze00]

yeah, what you saw is called comedy. to me - being german - it was a strange thing too at first. but you´ll get used to how it works and how it effects certain muscles in the area of your face and stomach, when you watch some more. good luck with that...

[rhondaanthonytanner]

You are so right!! Rock on awesome youtuber! !♥--Hugs and Candy --♥ Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :)

[heathey2]

I wander how many of these YouTube "A-listers" got invited to the oscars ;p

None

[AcePilot101]

I "am" the A list, everybody else just has to get in line. What, you haven't seen my video yet? That's because it's extremely rare, only viewed on a view to know basis.

And I will NOT be at San Francisco, thank you!

[ViewsTester]

so true... btw i just woke up and had a #2 most views this week comedy honor!

[littlepandaexpress]

i missed you there :( haha this got me cracking up :)

[blackwaterproof2]

funny

[gunner161173]

oh god them americans again what can i say

[titsko]

lol dude ur so fuckin right...where are our wiews huh they put up some shit and get all the wiews they want. and  we dont get the wiews we deserve.

[PriceTags]

Was there any need for that language?

[SmileAwhile242]

Lol U are hilarious... But Buck sent me... ~Smilez~

[tyleroakley]

Love it.

[moonder634]

If I subscribe will you not hate me?

[cutegal242]

hdhfd

[river3782]

In this video youlook and sound like the movie cabel guy with jim carey haaaahhhh

[annaabout]

Beautiful!

[LisaUnderground]

Hehehe, nice vid. I like your humor.

[Krazy231]

Dude what the fuck are you talking about?

[maximuswynn]

You mustn't be serious. If you are than you critique is great!lolol If you're not, than this was a heck of a video!!!!

[AstronosMagnus]

Ironic as having 19,000 views is great

[Songbottle]

hahahaha!

[indycat47]

LOL

[idk919]

anyone else scared? anyone? anyone at all?

[NoLifeNinja]

Fucking homo

[NoLifeNinja]

fag

[NoLifeNinja]

I swear on my family i will find you and fucking murder you

[SandyCheeks68]

This was fabulous! lololololol!

[audionautix]

in the video description, you misspelled

"soars". You spelled sours, like your lemon video.

[diarrheablues]

I wish you were my dad. :]

[Th3L0n3r]

Yay for ranting about a capitalist internet community! :D

[unholychunk]

wow some people take this shit to serious. it's called a joke

[BagofSunshine1001]

why is everone obsessed w/ getting subscribers? if your shit is good you'll get subs man

[betterbadnews]

Leave Naults alone!

[And3TheMint]

nalts..

u dont anser our emails eithr!!!

NALTS WHY!!

[sjmman44]

because Nalts is an A-lister... well more of a B-lister

[Romeo2573]

Hey Nalts, you're not speaking for yourself are you? because you're one of them, the A listers.

[polothepimp]

Nalts doesn't fallow through with things.

[TheCliqueThree]

ya well at least you have some subscribers!!! I have 8!!! you have lots!!!

[Vosslar]

YAY for NAlts!!!!!!!

[milowent]

the A-list is ssoooooo last summer. the D list is where its at now. more than 10 views, you're out!

[GrendelKiller2]

Way to go Nalts!

[michelle2chat]

LOL!!!!!!!!

Yay! Props for text commenters!

We text commenters are the backbone of YouTube! Without us, YouTube is nothing I tell you!

We demand respect or else we will strike! And if we do, where will that leave the A Listers, with no one to comment or rate them?

ROFL Nalts, you're hilarious. :)

[punkrockkhic]

YA what he said!

we don't need the

best rating....

to make it the best

video!

[FreakinBaker]

you are them

[deter4955]

your really good, and i agree with you.

[WowItsShelly]

heyheyhey nalts is balin

[TheCliqueThree]

hehe i agree. =]

[shawnwinters]

nice!

[xxdeepchickxx]

wow, cry me a river :{

[BenjaminWirtz]

yea true

the thing is many of those A listers aren't even that cool.

[LAArtGallery]

hey now!

[bixiecribs]

This guy is the biggest loser on earth.

[ButterRivaLs]

"Some of us don't have ... good hygiene."

Oh, but there must be some A-listers who fit this bill. Care to smell and tell? :P

[AlexR333]

Oaky-doaky, cranky-bear.

You're subscribed.

(Giggle/snort.)

Go soar, already.

[MelodyElize]

Ha ha ha! Wish you were here Nalts!

[tulsa4life]

here's a comment for ya "BOOO" there u go fella! Boo!

[blackbluberry]

its a joke isnt it?

ben.

[mer1690]

you have over 30,000 subscribers... and also i have no clue who the a list is, but it would seem like you might be there

[punkrockkhic]

KOOL! nice video Nalts (^_^)

YOU ROCK!

[rockinshep94]

Five stars!

[1938superman]

Cut. Man you can't even come off as genuine anymore. Let's do it again, Kevin.

[knibbles1882]

five stars

[olgakay]

NALTS I think I love you now you were missed at the gathering ;)

Once I'm rich I will pay for you and mickepidia and fly you all over the world

[gotrish]

olgakay you're stupid

[Fallen1966]

bril

[myrnaukelele]

Soaring along with the crowd...

[ThomasIsTired]

I wonder what you payed your manager to post this video! jk:P

[coolglock19]

...

[AngryAussie]

There is no place deeper than the well of my desire for attention on YouTube.

[ButterRivaLs]

I think you could go on the new reality show "The Moment of Truth," and maybe beat the polygraph.

[MoxiePalm]

i gave you five stars

[MBMiller253]

Hahahaha... The ending is funny!!!

[biblegirl7]

LOL. Did you just read that straight from your hater comments? And I never look at the home page at all. I bookmarked my comment page and my subscriptions pages separately. I get to stay in my own little bubble :P

[POLICESUCKDICK]

you could have made it better by at the end having like cory(mr.safty) or somone famouse on here pop out and say "hey cmon your missing the youtube gathering"

[JoshSousa]

I LOVE YOU NALTS! you always get 5 stars from me!

[onboardvideo]

That was great! Glad to see you haven't lost touch with the little people! (Great twist ending too)

[spacekicker]

hahahaha good stuff sir!

[souldistortion25]

But the rest of us... We have to work for our 5 stars. HAhAhA you're great man keep it up. ignore the haters, the haters mean you have some interesting shit to say. 5/5

[penguin92a]

hahahahahahhahahaha

[Davidjanson92]

Amen Brother

Tell it how it is

[Sweetsoul34]

I like pie

[heynightingale]

you rock!!

[ThatHaterGuy]

capnoawesome? haha

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

This is a comment.

Shut up, eat it and be grateful.

[welcomestranger]

Even though you were fed all your lines by 1000 monkeys at 1000 typewriters I still say AMEN brother! :)

[DaleATL2]

The monologue to end all monologues!

OK, maybe that is a bit over the top. But this was a good one, sir!

5* (well earned) :D

[JewelAngel]

I gave this 5 stars. I always give you 5 stars. I love you Nalts!

[mikeabundo]

Nice twist at the end. :)

[alwaysfilou]

DON'T FORGET THE LITTLE PEOPLE!

LOL!

I Loved your speech!

[strangeparty]

Just don't try selling me any candles, buddy.

[EnchantinFlower]

Awesome! 5 stars! Live well, laugh often, love much!

[regularguy5mb]

Absolutely right!

[shaycarl]

" JUST POST IT" !!! HA HA HA Nalts I was SO BUMMED you were not there..But charlestrippy hooked me up and let me talk to you on the phone even though it was brief...apparently when they set up the "PAY $20 TO TALK TO NALTS ON THE PHONE" booth I didn't read the fine print on the ticket that stated the call was to be no more than 20 seconds in lenth MAX!!! But it was better than anything the sea lions did! Anyways this was an AWESOME vid!!

[coreywilson16]

damn the man! save the empire!

[snouter]

Too bad Nalts couldn't make it to SF. That lisp would have gotten him some dates.

[PeteMP1992]

Not everyone in SF is gay

[planojudy]

Okay! Okay! I really do agree with you but

I just can't resist Sparta . I'm giving you 5 stars so try to get a grip alright.

[andy5505]

I don't think 'straight, white teeth' and 'Renetto' should be said in the same sentence.

Furthermore, we all know that YouTube A-listers = Life Z-listers.