Two And A Half Men - S06E05 - Miss Pasternak

[HazzaMurray]

MISS PASTERNAK: GOOD MORNING SINNERS WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY TO BASK IN THE FORGIVNESS OF OUR LORD

BERTA:UH OH BEST FUCKING LINE EVER LMAO

[fashionistabrooke]

;s okay... But like Missi Pyle is a much better actress...

[fcbalexli]

she's not the same person as in the german version..

[catrachocolo]

@fcbalexli Yes she is. They just had two different actresses playing the character. First Missi Pyle, then Alicia Witt, then Missi Pyle again. I guess you only know the german versions of the early episodes with Missi Pyle but trust me, later on Alicia Witt is in the german version as well.

[rmnsng]

lol charlie's face at 0:54

[karyzhemm]

but Missi Pyle comes back for the 1st episode of the 9th season...

[3ku1]

two and a half men just isint the same without the old gang, charlie, alan, jake, and berta

[Killuminatyi]

Why are you looking at me like that?

I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames

LMAO omg berta is hilarious:D

[mimmisud]

I LOVE Berta's hat!

[talkpremjit]

Charlie sheen you horrible evil man....

[adman240]

Miss Pasternak: "It's the devil making him stupid"

Jake: "I told you it wasn't my fault"

LOL

[cody12345249]

You'd have to kill me before I step foot into a Church.

[jordy885]

nothing like waking up to a crazy woman telling you to do stuff or be smited to hell

[NUKKABABY]

-ffs-

[darkhelisable]

0:54 O_O LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrJoshua199515]

Charlie: How did everybody sleep?

Jake: Fine

Berta: Fine

Alan: Lousy  LOL

[landcommander1981]

I don't really see the problem with Jake getting baptized? I mean, granted unless they didn't want him to be. I mean, he's pretty grown up; if he knew what was going on, he'd have done something about it.

[TXLonghornsFan12]

LOVE IT!!! "It's the devil that's making him stupid." "See i told you it wasn't my fault!"

[puffyluvr]

@TXLonghornsFan12 honestly i think the devil would have better things to do

[squaretrapezoid]

I guess this means Charlie Sheen had sex with the entire Westboro Baptist Church...

[tzugulea16]

Charlie : Why are you looking at me like that ?

Berta : I don't want to miss the moment when you burst in flames.

WIN WIN WIN =))

[MrLevelKT]

chop chop washey washey xD

[puffyluvr]

ok i love God as much as the next person, but i honestly think the bloodsoaked vengence was a bit much.....

[juliequimik]

''depends... do they have a college prep-program?''

LOLOL.

[oldblubblub]

JAKE: People were lining up. I thought there was food.

ALAN: Even after they took all your clothes and gave you a white robe?

JAKE: I figured maybe we were getting ribs.

[thenewageriseth]

LMAO! I just watched this! LMAO! xD xD

[thenewageriseth]

@thenewageriseth On my local channel I mean lol Funny episode

[duequesne]

Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.

Alan: I know, I've been married twice. LOL!

[reee1976]

the original miss pasternak played by Missi Pyle is the best!

[RetroHunter06]

is it the same actress ?

[foccha]

@RetroHunter06 no the original miss pasternak was played by Missi Pyle. The actress playing her here is Alicia Witt, who is way HOTTER!

[no1ymfan]

@foccha honestly, i thought missi pyle wuz hotter, but not as funny

[HateFenians]

Looks average.

[dariosimic5]

@HateFenians

because your gay

[AlexaJake]

Charlie: "Why are you looking at me like that? "

Berta: " I just don't wanna miss it when you burst in the flames." jaajajja.-