Goonswarm - Little bees - live

[DivShadow]

Let's see... Fuck ALL the goons. Goons are neckbearded pc desk pedos. :D

[mangemapine]

lol only in eve will you ever see such a buch of nerds beeing called goons rofl

[ForcedToSignUp]

GOOON.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

YOUP ARP APE FAG GORT

[Sabator]

My favourite suas op was when I nearly got kicked from goonswarm for x'ing up to his shooting blues op in my RRgeddon. Good times.

[ExodusC]

I was on a SUAS fleet op once. All I had was a Rifter and some tackling mods, but fuck, was it awesome.

[ASTobus]

Goons will be always in my heart. I'm done with EVE about year ago, but I'm still a little bee. Love you, guys.

[Skullee09]

still h8 goonswarm :p

[eveonline247]

Lawl

[Cthulhu167]

This video made me resub to Eve.

Then I realize I was stationed in Null with my corp, and now no longer in it, locked from station and my ships inside it, podded after I left for high-sec, now ratting in deltole to get back on my feet.

Then again, I'm just a little bee.

[psnlewis]

I find myself just randomly singing this...

[jaiimez]

@killthequeen001 Yes that is soundwave, this was before he was a dev and yes soundwave is a goon.

[xxrigpigxx]

You don't find goons, they find you....

[MrVCamp]

How do I find the Goons?

I was thinking about gaming eve again, and heard so much good things about them, that I wanted to try it out :)

[YoshiNishi85]

@MrVCamp you dont just randomly join goons by playing eve a goon is a person thats an active member of the somethingawful forum community you need to be a member to join up with the swarm. (or know a current member in good standing and get sponsored in)

[Epoch615]

Goons are around and still kicking ass.

[dremoraman1]

Never really amounted to anything in eve, though I did once end up in a ewar fleet with Morsus. But I've always loved the Goons, they kicked ass and made everyone laugh. I hear they're still around. This makes me happy. :D

[cttcttc]

dont even play eve, and never have, but ive been coming back for goonswarm videos now and then over the past two years haha.. maybe i should try playing..

[xG4m3r4Lif3x]

Honestly I'm disappointed, i just recently started eve and wish i had started earlier to see goonswarm, as TheRabidtroller put it, to see a group of ass holes banding together and having pure fun, trolling at its maximum level and kick everyone's ass. Wish I could of been playing at that time.

[DL180sx]

@xG4m3r4Lif3x

Goonswarm is still alive, trolling and kicking ass. If you have a love for these things then apply in the upcomming newbee drive and live the dream!

[killthequeen001]

Is that CCP Soundwave in the backround?

[sparkyfun]

fuckin love the goons. THIS is why i love eve. THIS right here.

[icomingforyou]

@TriplTap really?



[shutupandshave]

@icomingforyou really

[cygod1]

fattys

[sailfish250]

The difference between eve and wow is right here, The people. Has anyone ever seen Wow members in a gathering like eve online's fanfest?

[theace]

what happend to suas?

[lindyan]

@theace He went emo and stole a titan.

[shutupandshave]

@lindyan I merely borrowed it and it was promptly returned, also shut up. Faggot.

[NaliTikva]

@shutupandshave

WOW are you really suas, the guy who made those epic songs?

But you didn't stole the titan?

Well still a good song, the "I robbed a goon" song.

[evehobbs]

@shutupandshave Join eve again?

[shutupandshave]

@theace hi

[deadtear]

@shutupandshave you're gay as hell owned son

[shutupandshave]

@shutupandshave <3

[ChildrenofAmory]

Not shown:

Everyone else at the con in another, larger, well lit room marked "no goons".

No matter where you losers go, it always ends up looking like your parents' basement.

[icomingforyou]

SUAS and Goonswarm was the only reason that kept me playing EVE Online. After SUAS left and Goonswarm blew up. the game has been different. I MISS SUAS !

[themunster]

golden days of eve, when i was in FIX, fighting goons after it all went to shit with bob

awesome fun, great fights and just generally the kind of stuff that kept me playing

respect!

[NorgelLegron]

goons are actually uptight pricks that get trolled real easily, paying $10 does not make you a good troll

[HollowFlight]

@NorgelLegron well, let's call every thumbs down on your comment a successful troll on your part and see.

[troywawrz]

There are girls in goons :o

[CheengiZ]

I miss goons. I miss Suas.

[frostyfirez]

SO AWESOME ^_^

[rhinocuddy]

gota love the goons

[CrYDAM1987]

love the goon

[Potatonaught]

Forever Goonswarm

[whitescar911]

So Sad to see these Aholes back in eve, WTB another Karttoon.

[theguywhoplays]

damn goonswarm is awesome

[PurpleDuckization]

The only alliance that ever had a theme song.... thats just badass

[scytheka]

Need lyrics!

[theace]

is that saus wife on the right?

[FightersOfEve]

2:05 jack dee?

[Radek7553]

who's the blonde? If she's Goonswarm then I want to join. :P

[Ereshkigal616]

arent they now officially Goonswarm Federation now? that big arse purple area in like Delklein?

[Stantzs]

Dear Sweet God, how does a man get so fat and pale?

[thedeliverytruck]

@Stantzs

he's not fat, but he is pale as fuck :S

some of the people at the table are fat though hahaha.

[KatieTC]

@Stantzs quit your job, hide yourself in your house, or flat, or where ever you live, close the curtens, switch the PC on and join Goons or IT ;), you'll soon see!!

[lebarosky]

I was in a noob corp and one of their alumni joined up suicide ganked half of us and hit the road. A little bit of chaos, a couple of snickers, and 100 million isk down the drain, and he was gone.

[durizap]

Is it same guy singing "I robbed a goon of his titan" or whatever?

[Goalatio]

@durizap Yes

[greywolf210]

I just love how shortly after this "uncle suas" the one playing the guitar stole a titan from goon...

[evehobbs]

@greywolf210 Yeah because Darius got elected ceo i heard.

[tirram1ssu]

@greywolf210 This is serious business with pixel money!

[GenPimpGoD]

For all the guys talking about the comradery and closeness of this group, may i remind you that SUAS (the man who wrote this song, with the guitar there) stole a titan from a fellow goon and went to a hostile alliance, (hell there's prob a link to the song he wrote about that in related on your right "Suas I Robbed a Goon")

that's why eve is what it is, a darwinian process, the ground littered with the bodies of those who came before and couldn't make it (and i wouldn't have it any other way)

[randar1969]

@GenPimpGoD but he gave it back later ;-)

[joemcschmoe]

You don't need to miss us or hold us in reverence, we're alive and kicking :D

[vektork]

does anyone know where one can find a big version of the bee poster?

[kiraeh]

Rabidtroller - I disagree. But I will salute you.

[MrCritic95]

Admiral Cherkov - IN EVERY GREAT EMPIRE THAT'S ENGAGED IN CORRUPTION OR SOMETHING THAT'S EVIL IT WILL BE SURE THEY WILL BE CEASE TO EXIST.

[DarkHunterCro]

geeks

[Rahaer]

@DarkHunterCro If you don't play, don't reply :P

[l3URTON1]

so glad they got bobed LOL

[Yoink08]

Is GoonFleet still around in EVE? I recently read something about a Dreadnought fleet being intentionally destroyed or something going on. Clearly I don't play EVE but I've always wanted to get into it.

[vektork]

@Yoink08 I heard about that too, it was something about an insurance scam, their entire fleet, and an unpaid invoice

[eveheinrich]

The only good thing about Goonswarm is their shirts :) They'r awesome

[SgtShnackendale]

myself, im in LR right now, we've had some good fights with the goons i will admit

[thesmart358]

Thanks for this. Whether you goons care or not, you guys brought a new level of epicness to EVE.

[lumskkat]

".. always pay sovereignty little bees"

"little bees little bees...."

[humanpally99]

im curious what do you need to do to join Goonswarm?

[karadan100]

@humanpally99 A time machine?

[evehobbs]

@humanpally99 Think you have to be a member of their website, which costs monthly. im a cap pilot and i got denied. rofl

[littlestepdsr]

Go bees^^

You´ll never die. Heroes lives forever.

Greets from Germany

[nevidanniu]

we will never forget you, goonswarms!

[LithiumZ2]

:goneswarm:

[darkmonith]

i want this guy at my allinace bbq/pissthefuckup  .. hesawesome rawr

[JonasFrimodt]

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC

[ricoM4]

@JonasFrimodt why is eve full of people who still use the words "epic" and "fail"? And not only did you use the word "epic", you preceded it with the word "fucking" in all-caps. I think it's still possible to be a "cool" gamer and not use words that make us sound like 15 year-old kids trying so hard to be hip and with-it. Just my opinion.

[PendulumofDoomEve]

@ricoM4 you sound like a 15 year old trying to be "hip" when you bitch how other people talk. who the fuck gives a shit man. must be a poser cause he talks this way.

[lulxors1235]

am i the only one who thinks that the blonde chick thats sitting to the left of the guitar player is hawt?

[Phelps714]

You goons are my heroes. -b0rt0r

[TheRabidtroller]

This memory is what goonswarm will be to me.

Simply put -- never has such assholes come together in such numbers, kicked so much uptight butt, had so much fun on uptight poeple's account, and entertained the rest of us like the Goons did.

You will forever be greatly missed and remembered with reverance.

[Ser0t0nine]

@TheRabidtroller Amen, bro!

[cverlo]

@TheRabidtroller

The rumors of our demise are completely unfounded.

[TheRabidtroller]

@cverlo

Indeed. Flying in fountain with goons has been so fun lately.

[toghax09]

@cverlo Not really lol.

[spacehelmetforacow]

@TheRabidtroller The thing is, they were a fairly normal, friendly EVE corp that somehow got constantly harassed by BoB for being some sort of EVE version of the devil.

Eventually, they said "Fuck it, if we're going to have that kind of reputation, we might as well live up to it!", made friends with The Russians who were being harassed and insulted (often with racist remarks) by BoB for "playing unfairly" (Read:"Logging out rather then face unwinnable battles"), and thus, Goonfleet was born.

[TheRabidtroller]

@spacehelmetforacow I am humbled by how Goons stood up to the unfair treatment by BoB. I'm part of DekCo now, and I enjoy every damn fleet we take out with Goons or TEST.

Noone can beat brosefhood like this!

[spacehelmetforacow]

@TheRabidtroller Indeed. I'm a member of TEST, actually.

[TheRabidtroller]

@spacehelmetforacow yell out next time you're in fleet with Forumtroll ;)

[spiderpig85]

@TheRabidtroller Amen to that.

[RageXWorld]

Gosh ur so right man, totally forgot thanks for pointing that out. I was starting to regret not been a nerd enought.

[RageXWorld]

God is it me or most of them are Somewhat Ugly? i expected at least 1 guy to be good looking like me or better than me in that lot, oh well self esteem cant go down when ur with BEES!

[Dakarn]

Why do you think the boards are on Something Awful? :P

[felixlighta]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Goons the biggest FAIL in EVE history.

1000's of Hours of posturing on the forums only to hand all the territory BOB had originally held back to them with a few extra outposts. Supreme FAIL!

[yuki953]

Wtf is your problem?

[felixlighta]

I don't have one any more, failswarm is back in empire where they belong.

[skip8619]

major jewfro action at 2:10

[onionbob]

look at what you did. you actually did this

[SASmokey]

i like the part where you're all fat and ugly

roughly 2 minutes in

[slaphappy8]

horrible

[bunsofmolybdenum]

youre all faggots

[Mehandstuff]

Nigger Death

[skip8619]

Fuck Kartoon

[theace]

why is everyone saying goon is dead. i mean i am NO fan of them but the grate thing of eve is everyone will just be under a new banner soon enough. ( *cough* *cough* geminate)

[yesimalpha]

Please god come back

DDD:

[ThunderWindz]

Good game bees, was fun we had with you, sad you disbanded, less fights :( / IT

-what come around goes around ;)

[Dustinwheeeee]

hey, that darius Johnson guy is mentioned in the news report....

[fropzor]

07 07 07

[porkpie9999]

lol, and the look so happy there! ow well....

[3dspider]

RIP little bee's

[volando34]

REST IN PIECES, GOONFLEET!

[FrumpyShakes]

There's gotta be a "where are they now" video to show where these fucks went now that goons are disbanded. Probably trying to to capitalize on eve university nublets.

[williamr4400]

RIP Goonswarm. you will be missed

[HappyMan00013]

hahaha good song. need the lyrics

[JasonHarry37]

Classic SUAS. Respect bro.

[backbone666]

so much goons hate but they arent all that bad

[Byuukai]

i hear yea there, Im pretty neutrla to them. I don't hate them, i don't love them. It not like they did anything to me directly.

[ExadusX]

I was in BoB, or, rather -IT-. Molle dosen't even really know how to properly FC without getting fucking raged up.

I'm joining the goons once I resub back in a couple of months.

[Alenn95]

I will never play this game again. That said, I probably will, play for half an hour doing T1 Courier missions in Empire space, quit and go to Something Awful or TenTon Hammer and read up on the amazing exploits of select faggots in pixel starships and wish I was doing that and just go back to playing WoW, fed by my bitterness. I'm told I'm not missing a lot.

[moralllo]

goons are awsome lol

[cejason]

wow thats goonfleet?!

[kiddznitch]

Love Suas, hate the goonies. "I robbed a goon and i liked it"

[humbletim10]

@kiddznitch haha :)

[darkmonith]

hate goons

but saus xxx

ur awesome man ur lyrics make me happy and tbh im proud your english bro

[TheHairywon]

i heard goons are nasty fuckers and ruthless as hell u should hear about how they took down BOB (band of brothers)

[RPNova]

They are EVE's hate machine.

But damn they're good at it.

A lot of people hate them, a lot of people love them, but they have conquered some of the hardest alliances in EVE, so they are doing something right.

[f2o9x8]

O yea. It's tough when someone else uses your tricks against you. What are you? Some bitter BoB pet?

[Poojawamanthing]

Goons are assholes

But they're respectable ones

[docspencer]

@TheHairywon In a sandbox mmo the only rule is survival of the fittest. if you're going to take down an enemy you may as well take everything they own first right?

[RetardRage99]

you say that like it's a bad thing

[zegermans750]

well that was awkward as fuck

[devilmonkey504]

F*** the Swarm... .Atarre here Run when you see the name.

Death is near

[avello72]

Long live Uncle Suas

Long live the swarm

o/''

[moochkin]

im new to eve and have already heard of goon, but you have to admit they know how to have a good time. this kind of friendship is probably why they are still going strong.

But then from what little i know about 0.0 you have to keep on your toes

[Shaloth]

@moochkin they arnt going strong <.< infact they control nothing anymore. but yes i do miss them even tho i did not know anyof them or was ever in there corp.

[karadan100]

@moochkin Er, going strong?? You heard about what Darius Johnson did right?

Funny as fuck if you ask me.

[wowthungsten]

@moochkin 0.0 is the school of pain compliance. If you're still around after 9 months you're going to know that by now :-).

[lulxors1235]

i think darius had a little too much to drink...

[CrAzYMaN12121]

LITTLE BEES FOR THE WIN!!!! lol bob what a bunch of fags hahahahh they got what they deserved

[drizztisgod]

Delve?

[NoBigGuyUpstairs]

well i haven't been playing eve long (less than a month) but all i heard about goonswarm was that they were backstabbing 10 year old's, doesn't look like it from this video

[JurassicParker]

Well GS consists of 10 years old backstabbers and adult backstabbers behaving like 10 year olds. ;)

(Remember february 5th)

But suas is absolutely great :D

[Dracofyre]

Suas singing in fleet chat was the only thing that made working with the goons tolerable.

[antipryzm]

most males refuse to admit that we do not mature past the age of 10 personality wise.

[mustbehiggy]

I'd say more like 18..

[sowens0074]

You all may be assholes and scammers in game, but at least you have fun with it.

o7

[brucekirk89]

what did he say somebody loves you little bees

[huntertsl]

Actually, the blonde girl next to the guitarist looks like she is worth a fucking. I really hope she gets AIDS!

[huntertsl]

Oh you guys are so cool....oh no wait, I just looked through the video again and realised that you're all geeks.

As members of Goonswarm I hope you all die of AIDS in real life. At the very least maybe a bit of cancer.

[PaganWitchDoctor]

Fuck! I'm Joining Goonswarm!

[ticlemeemo]

you guys are so gay...

[MsTaero]

That was because I'm A fan of goon even if They have to fight with my alliance (l)

[Alenn95]

I was expecting less (female) boob and more neckbeard. I was pleasantly surprised. also JOHNSON you have a lovely voice please sing more

[daviclond]

im gay for n*ggers

[anotherelvis]

Wow I thought they were all teenagers.

[artx4321]

hardly any and not many dickheads either there all filtered out by the massive learning curve :P great game

[hypotheker]

i think you're mistaken with wow

[abuprime]

What are the chords to this song

[bairdrew]

same as let it be by the beatles afaik

[abuprime]

sweet thanks

[RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

I want a pickelhaube.

[Ciege1610]

I don't care what anyone else says lol, Goons know how to have a laugh, and this makes them, imo, one of the best alliances to date ^_^

[SigmaDrac]

The blonde is primary.

[Mgraalum]

more like dweebswarm holy christ

u mad~

[poopism]

f u noob

[LithiumZ2]

Y HALO THAR GRAALUM

[moviemowdown]

are the goonswarm bad guys

[bbrainmonkey]

yes

[CubeManPro]

No.