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  • What the fuck did I just watched

  • fantastic!

  • Oh god what is with this gay ninja and pirates thing?

  • A CHALLENGER APPEARS: cowboy, who would win?

  • That ninja chick looked really hot... :D

  • Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.

  • I love this! Great job on it.

    I made a ninja vs pirate vid too. Check it out some time :)

  • Ninjas, pirates, makes no difference. Besides a few exceptions they're both crap (pardon my language).

  • LOL this is retarded

  • ninjas fuck pirates up! theres no way in hell a gay butt pirate could ever even touch a ninja. ever. nuff said

  • not a gay pirate those are just used as meat sheilds. but a real pirate would totaly ravage ninjas lands, take what ever is not nailed down (and if it could be pried it ain't nailed down!) and your forgettin' that pirates will go accross lands to sack a single city (like panama back in the 17th century would be a good example) and pirates are not the fat lazy slobs you may think they must run the ships which is amazeing exercise. and gunpowder is a significant advantage to the pirates.

  • Real ninjas suck, all they do is hide and run away, theres no way they will ever have the balls to confront a pirate.

  • @darkevilazn Have you eve heard REAL ninjas? not the hollywood crap.

  • @aidan9565 Of course I have. Real ninjas were farmers (mostly) who worked for the Japanese ruling clans on occasion in order to assassinate or steal information from their enemies in the past. Or in China, they were martial artist's and or assassins. But since both do not exist now as they did in the past, my comment stands valid. And besides, Hollywood ninjas have magic powers and can use throwing stars to block bullets and can disappear instantly and stuff.

  • this is probably the second funniest thing i have ever seen

    pudding

  • Pirates pwn ninjas.

  • what is that song?!?!?! ive searched everywhere!!!

  • @petefredmental o fortuna

  • pirates have fucking grenades and gunz p.s. o want u want cuz a pirate is free u are a pirate! lol lazytown

  • lol its not like all pirates had jsut one eye x)

  • ninja all the way fuck pirates

  • This is quite fun, although with some dire acting at point, but I like it all the same.

  • umm i dont see how pirates are any match for real ninjas...

  • I do not realy get it, why do ninjas and pirates fight? they are both created by FMS in one of his drunken "fitts"... so why not just come to gather and be touched by his nudely appendages?

  • Ninjas win

  • damn you spoiler!

  • Show me a ninja an' I'll show ye a spineless bilge rat!

  • Omg! You DONT see Ninjas thats the point, theyre trained in Ninjutsu which is the art of assasination and invisibilty

    I-N-V-I-S-I-B-I-L-T-Y

    INVISIBLE!

  • like the paint.

  • I'd just like to say that ninjas really didn't have time to fight pirates as the samurai's were kicking their ass (Note that the samurai in all japanese lore aways wins over ninja! Always!)

  • In the real world the ninjas assassinated samurais and took over there castles for there enemys. Ninjas are the first and best assassins...pirates use ships to take over. if the ninja can sneak onto the ship(which he can) all the pirates in the ship will be dead without knowing the ninja was there. Even if they saw the ninja he would use a black egg and disappear. Winner= Ninjas. Yes pirates have a gun but ninjas are just far more superior.

    Death of Pirates is coming...

  • it doesn t mean your high class doeant mean there bettter it just mean there richer besides ninjas are better

  • Holy shit this is good. Seriously bravo. I love this!

  • Won't we be safer on our ships? No ninja's can fly next question. rofl, are you serious?that's just hilarious.

  • Whas with the Ninja Wit the m4?

  • lol

  • ninja will rule the day is coming watch out pirates

  • won't we be safer on our ships?

    no ninja's can fly next question!

    haha lol, funny

  • very first pirate shown = best pirate actor

    :D

  • Aren't we safer if we just stay on our ships?

    No, ninjas can fly, next question...

    haha

  • rofl shinobio

  • Go Australia!

  • COWBOYS FTW

  • lmao!!!!

    aye, aye, aye, aye XD

  • PIRATES!!!! shoot them bloody nija land lovers!

  • GO NINJAS!

  • go pirates!!!!! =D

  • ninjas dont need guns duh!!!

  • umm the real mega foes was ninjas vs samurai

  • ninjas didn't even meet pirates and they didn't have a war. samurais andninjas are enemies.

  • YES THANKYOU someone who sees the truth!!! Samurais have a better chance than pirates anyway. Maybe the pirates should fight vikings.....

  • I thought it was ninjas and samurai's vs Guns.

  • OMFG a spy! D:

  • All pirates are butt pirates.

  • ninjas r better

    xD

  • go yaya ninja!

  • this looks to be one of the greatest movies of all time!!  My vote is for the ninjas to win!!

  • Oooooooh a lot of pirate's will bite the dust

    XD

  • i liked the part where the pirate got smacked to the ground and got punched like no tomorrow :)

  • It looked like he was being hit in the groin.....heh

  • awesome!!!! woot!

  • do ninjas put poison on their swords?

    i dont know, but i would recommend not getting cut! hahahahahahahaha

  • but we don't have any ships!!

    -yes that will give us a major opportunity.  ]|[_ [[]] ]|[_

    xxxxxxxxaaaxaxaoxaoxoaxoaxo

  • i don't know i would recommend not getting cut.

  • lawl hes bashing his nuts at 1:15

  • hey, this is pretty pretty good. go pirates!

  • NINJAS OWN PIRATES! xD

  • NO ninjas can fly NEXT QUESTION!!!

  • Good vid. kinda funny graphics.

  • In a fight between Ninjas and Pirates, the Hobos would win! We Hobos will fight alongside the Ninjas for food!

  • ok ninjas always win, for example batman ( from the movie when he trained with the ninjas) vs captain jack sparrow. batman would obviously win. JS would get lucky, but he couldnt rly kll a ninja, much less batman

  • first, pirates and ninja are supposed to get along, it was originally just who one likes more, but people changed it to fighting. ninja aren't Keanu Reeves, they can't dodge bullets. pirates did have women on board as wenches. ninja are criminals too, they're hired by a lord to assasinate other lords. Any ninja saying pirates lose because they're evil or bad or w/e is being a hipocryte just get along! They each have their own strengths and weaknesses, they're as equal as they can get.

  • I just don't agree on the "get along" thing... I mean... they both criminals.... doesn't mean they do have to get along right?

  • Yes, they can. They can dodge bullets. Usually, one bullet at a time though. It's very difficult too. I've taken ninjutsu. Dodging bullets is an extension of dodging knives thrown at you or forward sword thrusts that come at you like...well speeding bullets. The key is to get out of the way a split second BEFORE the attack comes. Missing you by a centimeter is just as good as missing you by a mile. Sorry, if I'm a little obsessed with ninjutsu.

  • So a ninjutsu dojo in America taught you that.

    WHO THE HELL ARE TRYING TO FOOL!

  • Where the heck are you getting this stuff from!?!

  • don't worry ninjas, we samurai got your back.

  • samurai hate ninja. XD ninja try to kill samurais lords or if hired by their lords try to take their job. XD

  • Aern't Ninja's and Samurai's enemies...

  • Yes.

  • Absolutely awesome!!!

  • ninjas kick ass and there hot!

  • hmm interesting although its obvious that the ninjas are better since they are highly trained elite warriors compared to the anyone can join rag tag pirates, Take Naruto vs One Piece for example...

  • in naruto vs onepiece onepice wins by far (naruto cant win vs an elemental guy)

    in real life ninjas win

    ninjas are masters of the unseen and pirats will sunk befor even realizin thers war

    1 ninja sneaks to a pirates ship and put a small bomb in the gunpowder reserve escapes and when a hole buch of pirates(100 to 300) are sailing BOOM!

    and in hand to hand combat nobody and i mean nobody cant out hand ninjas even in a ninja vs ninja battle, it will continue forever until they get bored

  • Dude for reals.  Ninjas have way more battle experience

  • That's just gold... GOLD!!! Go the Ninja! Fantastic video, looking forward to seeing more. I can tell you must have had a lot of fun filming it. Rock on!

  • very good

    cooool

  • The Shinobi would take out the pirates in one sweep even before the pirates could one shot off

  • i love how the ninja leader is explaining the pirate tactic, and one of the ninjas is just like "but we don't have any ships" then shes like "yes, that will give us the significant avantage"

    i was like wow.

    ninjas rule ftw

  • Pirates own Ninjas!!!! Ninjas are big ass pansies who hide around and wait for them to come by. And like a Ninja could teleport and make a big ball of light come out in real life. And for all you fags out there who like Naruto....u guys are gay. Nothing in Naruto is true and dont base anything a Ninja can do to that show.

    BTW...For The Horde!!!!

  • I take it you've never played Splinter Cell before. Sam Fisher is the ninja, and the dumbass guards are the pirates. Oh and just read Tparties(scroll up) comment if you aren't convinced that Ninjas are better.

  • stupid

  • this is the gayest shirt ever.... ninjas win... dont u get it... pirates fire muskats... ninjas use stealth and deception.... ninjas could fight ...pirates cant.... pirates are gay... on a boat with no women? are u serious? gay anal pirate sex... since when are pirates cool?

  • code of the shinobi my fellow ninjas woot woot

  • cool

  • unless ninjas can block bullets and cannon balls with there bare hands pirates would win

  • They can't stop them, but they can dodge them.

  • like a ninja could teleport or shoot out balls of lgiht in real life..

  • ahahaha my ass ninjas cant do that in real life

  • wow this is rediculous...

  • Very good. more chronicles of the war. add a ninja/pirates union

  • this is cute micah..i love it

  • shut up you!

  • ninjas are the best .period.

  • this is like romeo and juliet, only with ninjas and pirates instead

  • Rudy makes a sweet Ninja.

  • The Ninja Pirate War the bloodiest war in history by far I'll say and the most pointless, its hilarious because theres absolutely no reason for them to be at war and they can't even maintain a war. Pirates rule the seas Ninjas rule the trees, so an offensive is impossible for both factions...But I personally prefer pirates, more freedom

  • XD shinobio.

  • Does anyone know how this ninja vs pirates started? Is this what started it?? Our school is in WAR! People come as ninjas and pirates and fight every day. ok, im spicing up the story, but I HAVE been asked SEVERAL times wich side I'm on. ninjas or pirates, so I decided to do a little research, and found this.. so whats the history behind this? ..It's funny :)

  • Ninja own!

  • Pirates all the way!

  • FUCK pirates Ninja has intellegence, speed, stamina, and martial arts with weapons.

  • amen!!

  • OMFG that was soooooooooo funny go YAYA san it's the best movie I'v seen yet

  • hahahahaahah ninja rules every marcial arts!!! they cannot be defeated by only freakin-misserable-low-life-th­ieves pirates!! ahahahahahh

    ninja rule!!

  • PIRATES RULE YOU!

  • this is rediculous lol.

  • gaarr real pirates always win because we have pistols and Johnny Depp on ar side ARRRRRRRR!

  • I lable them both equal.. mainlyu ebcuase I'm a decendnat of a pirate and Ninja Turtles are my childhood heroes...

  • ha ha ha. Priates vs. ninjas. Why is this even a battle? Priates lose.

  • Awesome. So awesome. SO AWESOME. OF SO FUCKING AWESOME!

  • kick pirate butt! YAY!

  • the story seems to jump around a lot--more like a trailer than an actual movie, but I like it a lot anyway. *SUBSCRIBE!!* and *THUMBS-UP!*

  • Yes. ninjas win no question

  • Awesome

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