not a gay pirate those are just used as meat sheilds. but a real pirate would totaly ravage ninjas lands, take what ever is not nailed down (and if it could be pried it ain't nailed down!) and your forgettin' that pirates will go accross lands to sack a single city (like panama back in the 17th century would be a good example) and pirates are not the fat lazy slobs you may think they must run the ships which is amazeing exercise. and gunpowder is a significant advantage to the pirates.
@aidan9565 Of course I have. Real ninjas were farmers (mostly) who worked for the Japanese ruling clans on occasion in order to assassinate or steal information from their enemies in the past. Or in China, they were martial artist's and or assassins. But since both do not exist now as they did in the past, my comment stands valid. And besides, Hollywood ninjas have magic powers and can use throwing stars to block bullets and can disappear instantly and stuff.
I do not realy get it, why do ninjas and pirates fight? they are both created by FMS in one of his drunken "fitts"... so why not just come to gather and be touched by his nudely appendages?
I'd just like to say that ninjas really didn't have time to fight pirates as the samurai's were kicking their ass (Note that the samurai in all japanese lore aways wins over ninja! Always!)
In the real world the ninjas assassinated samurais and took over there castles for there enemys. Ninjas are the first and best assassins...pirates use ships to take over. if the ninja can sneak onto the ship(which he can) all the pirates in the ship will be dead without knowing the ninja was there. Even if they saw the ninja he would use a black egg and disappear. Winner= Ninjas. Yes pirates have a gun but ninjas are just far more superior.
ok ninjas always win, for example batman ( from the movie when he trained with the ninjas) vs captain jack sparrow. batman would obviously win. JS would get lucky, but he couldnt rly kll a ninja, much less batman
first, pirates and ninja are supposed to get along, it was originally just who one likes more, but people changed it to fighting. ninja aren't Keanu Reeves, they can't dodge bullets. pirates did have women on board as wenches. ninja are criminals too, they're hired by a lord to assasinate other lords. Any ninja saying pirates lose because they're evil or bad or w/e is being a hipocryte just get along! They each have their own strengths and weaknesses, they're as equal as they can get.
Yes, they can. They can dodge bullets. Usually, one bullet at a time though. It's very difficult too. I've taken ninjutsu. Dodging bullets is an extension of dodging knives thrown at you or forward sword thrusts that come at you like...well speeding bullets. The key is to get out of the way a split second BEFORE the attack comes. Missing you by a centimeter is just as good as missing you by a mile. Sorry, if I'm a little obsessed with ninjutsu.
hmm interesting although its obvious that the ninjas are better since they are highly trained elite warriors compared to the anyone can join rag tag pirates, Take Naruto vs One Piece for example...
in naruto vs onepiece onepice wins by far (naruto cant win vs an elemental guy)
in real life ninjas win
ninjas are masters of the unseen and pirats will sunk befor even realizin thers war
1 ninja sneaks to a pirates ship and put a small bomb in the gunpowder reserve escapes and when a hole buch of pirates(100 to 300) are sailing BOOM!
and in hand to hand combat nobody and i mean nobody cant out hand ninjas even in a ninja vs ninja battle, it will continue forever until they get bored
That's just gold... GOLD!!! Go the Ninja! Fantastic video, looking forward to seeing more. I can tell you must have had a lot of fun filming it. Rock on!
i love how the ninja leader is explaining the pirate tactic, and one of the ninjas is just like "but we don't have any ships" then shes like "yes, that will give us the significant avantage"
Pirates own Ninjas!!!! Ninjas are big ass pansies who hide around and wait for them to come by. And like a Ninja could teleport and make a big ball of light come out in real life. And for all you fags out there who like Naruto....u guys are gay. Nothing in Naruto is true and dont base anything a Ninja can do to that show.
I take it you've never played Splinter Cell before. Sam Fisher is the ninja, and the dumbass guards are the pirates. Oh and just read Tparties(scroll up) comment if you aren't convinced that Ninjas are better.
this is the gayest shirt ever.... ninjas win... dont u get it... pirates fire muskats... ninjas use stealth and deception.... ninjas could fight ...pirates cant.... pirates are gay... on a boat with no women? are u serious? gay anal pirate sex... since when are pirates cool?
The Ninja Pirate War the bloodiest war in history by far I'll say and the most pointless, its hilarious because theres absolutely no reason for them to be at war and they can't even maintain a war. Pirates rule the seas Ninjas rule the trees, so an offensive is impossible for both factions...But I personally prefer pirates, more freedom
Does anyone know how this ninja vs pirates started? Is this what started it?? Our school is in WAR! People come as ninjas and pirates and fight every day. ok, im spicing up the story, but I HAVE been asked SEVERAL times wich side I'm on. ninjas or pirates, so I decided to do a little research, and found this.. so whats the history behind this? ..It's funny :)
What the fuck did I just watched
xPainKillerX1337 9 months ago
fantastic!
LOLig135 9 months ago
Oh god what is with this gay ninja and pirates thing?
clintdelicious 10 months ago
A CHALLENGER APPEARS: cowboy, who would win?
lestat23989 1 year ago
That ninja chick looked really hot... :D
HamonLord 1 year ago
Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.
tonatiuh10 1 year ago
I love this! Great job on it.
I made a ninja vs pirate vid too. Check it out some time :)
ShikuAndFriends 2 years ago
Ninjas, pirates, makes no difference. Besides a few exceptions they're both crap (pardon my language).
Wright805 2 years ago
LOL this is retarded
baozytools 2 years ago
ninjas fuck pirates up! theres no way in hell a gay butt pirate could ever even touch a ninja. ever. nuff said
tarteufe 2 years ago 3
not a gay pirate those are just used as meat sheilds. but a real pirate would totaly ravage ninjas lands, take what ever is not nailed down (and if it could be pried it ain't nailed down!) and your forgettin' that pirates will go accross lands to sack a single city (like panama back in the 17th century would be a good example) and pirates are not the fat lazy slobs you may think they must run the ships which is amazeing exercise. and gunpowder is a significant advantage to the pirates.
drstrangeman 2 years ago
Real ninjas suck, all they do is hide and run away, theres no way they will ever have the balls to confront a pirate.
darkevilazn 2 years ago
@darkevilazn Have you eve heard REAL ninjas? not the hollywood crap.
aidan9565 1 year ago
@aidan9565 Of course I have. Real ninjas were farmers (mostly) who worked for the Japanese ruling clans on occasion in order to assassinate or steal information from their enemies in the past. Or in China, they were martial artist's and or assassins. But since both do not exist now as they did in the past, my comment stands valid. And besides, Hollywood ninjas have magic powers and can use throwing stars to block bullets and can disappear instantly and stuff.
darkevilazn 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is the dumbest video ever
mksejn 2 years ago
this is probably the second funniest thing i have ever seen
pudding
shinushova 2 years ago
Pirates pwn ninjas.
NiramekkoShimashou 2 years ago
what is that song?!?!?! ive searched everywhere!!!
petefredmental 2 years ago
@petefredmental o fortuna
GNSstudios 1 year ago
pirates have fucking grenades and gunz p.s. o want u want cuz a pirate is free u are a pirate! lol lazytown
ethanandhayden 2 years ago
lol its not like all pirates had jsut one eye x)
Dirkhan7792 2 years ago
ninja all the way fuck pirates
crocgator44 2 years ago
This is quite fun, although with some dire acting at point, but I like it all the same.
batmanofni 2 years ago
umm i dont see how pirates are any match for real ninjas...
nollllllllen 2 years ago
I do not realy get it, why do ninjas and pirates fight? they are both created by FMS in one of his drunken "fitts"... so why not just come to gather and be touched by his nudely appendages?
GegoXaren 2 years ago
Ninjas win
SKSshadow 3 years ago 3
damn you spoiler!
GegoXaren 2 years ago
Show me a ninja an' I'll show ye a spineless bilge rat!
KurosenvsGrither 3 years ago 10
Omg! You DONT see Ninjas thats the point, theyre trained in Ninjutsu which is the art of assasination and invisibilty
I-N-V-I-S-I-B-I-L-T-Y
INVISIBLE!
SuperrMannXD 2 years ago
like the paint.
LooieLycanLucius 2 years ago
I'd just like to say that ninjas really didn't have time to fight pirates as the samurai's were kicking their ass (Note that the samurai in all japanese lore aways wins over ninja! Always!)
Lordofthelightning 3 years ago
In the real world the ninjas assassinated samurais and took over there castles for there enemys. Ninjas are the first and best assassins...pirates use ships to take over. if the ninja can sneak onto the ship(which he can) all the pirates in the ship will be dead without knowing the ninja was there. Even if they saw the ninja he would use a black egg and disappear. Winner= Ninjas. Yes pirates have a gun but ninjas are just far more superior.
Death of Pirates is coming...
DeathTheRipper 2 years ago
it doesn t mean your high class doeant mean there bettter it just mean there richer besides ninjas are better
MrShadowSpirit 2 years ago
Holy shit this is good. Seriously bravo. I love this!
zapwatt 3 years ago
Won't we be safer on our ships? No ninja's can fly next question. rofl, are you serious?that's just hilarious.
aristokraticassassin 3 years ago
Whas with the Ninja Wit the m4?
AznM4fiaonyou 3 years ago
lol
deadlyram2k6 2 years ago
ninja will rule the day is coming watch out pirates
aussieranter 3 years ago
won't we be safer on our ships?
no ninja's can fly next question!
haha lol, funny
Shultzy999 3 years ago 3
very first pirate shown = best pirate actor
:D
EggroII 3 years ago
Aren't we safer if we just stay on our ships?
No, ninjas can fly, next question...
haha
lordrevan90 3 years ago 2
rofl shinobio
MichaelMatsuo 3 years ago
Go Australia!
JHB123 3 years ago
COWBOYS FTW
Pigpen95333 3 years ago
lmao!!!!
aye, aye, aye, aye XD
dt0m4 3 years ago
PIRATES!!!! shoot them bloody nija land lovers!
AussieRockerNick 3 years ago
GO NINJAS!
25jafir 3 years ago
go pirates!!!!! =D
Skiddles1357 3 years ago
ninjas dont need guns duh!!!
NikLeach 3 years ago
umm the real mega foes was ninjas vs samurai
mzathemind 3 years ago
ninjas didn't even meet pirates and they didn't have a war. samurais andninjas are enemies.
DinkyMan687HA 3 years ago
YES THANKYOU someone who sees the truth!!! Samurais have a better chance than pirates anyway. Maybe the pirates should fight vikings.....
onion47 3 years ago
I thought it was ninjas and samurai's vs Guns.
mx0670 3 years ago
OMFG a spy! D:
lovelovepasta 3 years ago
All pirates are butt pirates.
aceofosea 3 years ago 3
ninjas r better
xD
Darian444 3 years ago
go yaya ninja!
aichan25 3 years ago
this looks to be one of the greatest movies of all time!! My vote is for the ninjas to win!!
Curfulon 3 years ago 2
Oooooooh a lot of pirate's will bite the dust
XD
JDBW 4 years ago 2
i liked the part where the pirate got smacked to the ground and got punched like no tomorrow :)
bibliotheek357 4 years ago
It looked like he was being hit in the groin.....heh
MarkosRagnos 3 years ago
awesome!!!! woot!
TheMusicman12345678 4 years ago
do ninjas put poison on their swords?
i dont know, but i would recommend not getting cut! hahahahahahahaha
fiddyperzent 4 years ago 2
but we don't have any ships!!
-yes that will give us a major opportunity. ]|[_ [[]] ]|[_
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Siefer18 4 years ago
i don't know i would recommend not getting cut.
Luckyboys4080 4 years ago
lawl hes bashing his nuts at 1:15
CrispyBacon8008 4 years ago
hey, this is pretty pretty good. go pirates!
leedrew06 4 years ago 2
NINJAS OWN PIRATES! xD
StrappleKim 4 years ago 8
NO ninjas can fly NEXT QUESTION!!!
travia21 4 years ago
Good vid. kinda funny graphics.
fleadog12 4 years ago
In a fight between Ninjas and Pirates, the Hobos would win! We Hobos will fight alongside the Ninjas for food!
DoomHippie 4 years ago
ok ninjas always win, for example batman ( from the movie when he trained with the ninjas) vs captain jack sparrow. batman would obviously win. JS would get lucky, but he couldnt rly kll a ninja, much less batman
gaaraburame 4 years ago
first, pirates and ninja are supposed to get along, it was originally just who one likes more, but people changed it to fighting. ninja aren't Keanu Reeves, they can't dodge bullets. pirates did have women on board as wenches. ninja are criminals too, they're hired by a lord to assasinate other lords. Any ninja saying pirates lose because they're evil or bad or w/e is being a hipocryte just get along! They each have their own strengths and weaknesses, they're as equal as they can get.
NeoEmo6 4 years ago 2
I just don't agree on the "get along" thing... I mean... they both criminals.... doesn't mean they do have to get along right?
mvc2lda 4 years ago
Yes, they can. They can dodge bullets. Usually, one bullet at a time though. It's very difficult too. I've taken ninjutsu. Dodging bullets is an extension of dodging knives thrown at you or forward sword thrusts that come at you like...well speeding bullets. The key is to get out of the way a split second BEFORE the attack comes. Missing you by a centimeter is just as good as missing you by a mile. Sorry, if I'm a little obsessed with ninjutsu.
majames73 4 years ago
So a ninjutsu dojo in America taught you that.
WHO THE HELL ARE TRYING TO FOOL!
rehwr 3 years ago
Where the heck are you getting this stuff from!?!
DoomHippie 4 years ago
don't worry ninjas, we samurai got your back.
MarkSamurai5 4 years ago
samurai hate ninja. XD ninja try to kill samurais lords or if hired by their lords try to take their job. XD
Darkun 4 years ago
Aern't Ninja's and Samurai's enemies...
SpikeRazzor 4 years ago
Yes.
Justsomecredit 4 years ago
Absolutely awesome!!!
BlackGatchaman 4 years ago
ninjas kick ass and there hot!
ShukokaiKarateKid 4 years ago
hmm interesting although its obvious that the ninjas are better since they are highly trained elite warriors compared to the anyone can join rag tag pirates, Take Naruto vs One Piece for example...
Otacrack 4 years ago
in naruto vs onepiece onepice wins by far (naruto cant win vs an elemental guy)
in real life ninjas win
ninjas are masters of the unseen and pirats will sunk befor even realizin thers war
1 ninja sneaks to a pirates ship and put a small bomb in the gunpowder reserve escapes and when a hole buch of pirates(100 to 300) are sailing BOOM!
and in hand to hand combat nobody and i mean nobody cant out hand ninjas even in a ninja vs ninja battle, it will continue forever until they get bored
MasterChiefe 4 years ago
Dude for reals. Ninjas have way more battle experience
CaPnBaLlBaG 4 years ago
That's just gold... GOLD!!! Go the Ninja! Fantastic video, looking forward to seeing more. I can tell you must have had a lot of fun filming it. Rock on!
jaigyn 4 years ago
very good
cooool
Fargiori 4 years ago
The Shinobi would take out the pirates in one sweep even before the pirates could one shot off
jackofdiamond17 4 years ago
i love how the ninja leader is explaining the pirate tactic, and one of the ninjas is just like "but we don't have any ships" then shes like "yes, that will give us the significant avantage"
i was like wow.
ninjas rule ftw
lillidys 4 years ago
Pirates own Ninjas!!!! Ninjas are big ass pansies who hide around and wait for them to come by. And like a Ninja could teleport and make a big ball of light come out in real life. And for all you fags out there who like Naruto....u guys are gay. Nothing in Naruto is true and dont base anything a Ninja can do to that show.
BTW...For The Horde!!!!
backinblak7 4 years ago
I take it you've never played Splinter Cell before. Sam Fisher is the ninja, and the dumbass guards are the pirates. Oh and just read Tparties(scroll up) comment if you aren't convinced that Ninjas are better.
caca1012 4 years ago
stupid
healingvision09 4 years ago
this is the gayest shirt ever.... ninjas win... dont u get it... pirates fire muskats... ninjas use stealth and deception.... ninjas could fight ...pirates cant.... pirates are gay... on a boat with no women? are u serious? gay anal pirate sex... since when are pirates cool?
Tparties 4 years ago
code of the shinobi my fellow ninjas woot woot
lionheartninja 4 years ago
cool
Jon998 4 years ago
unless ninjas can block bullets and cannon balls with there bare hands pirates would win
TheGreatCorsair 4 years ago
They can't stop them, but they can dodge them.
viper2116 4 years ago
like a ninja could teleport or shoot out balls of lgiht in real life..
TheGreatCorsair 4 years ago
ahahaha my ass ninjas cant do that in real life
TheGreatCorsair 4 years ago
wow this is rediculous...
Scoutrooper 4 years ago
Very good. more chronicles of the war. add a ninja/pirates union
Cajbo 4 years ago
this is cute micah..i love it
kintaho 4 years ago
shut up you!
frigintrees 4 years ago
ninjas are the best .period.
slifer004 4 years ago
this is like romeo and juliet, only with ninjas and pirates instead
iamdegenatron 4 years ago
Rudy makes a sweet Ninja.
Pearljammin1809 4 years ago
The Ninja Pirate War the bloodiest war in history by far I'll say and the most pointless, its hilarious because theres absolutely no reason for them to be at war and they can't even maintain a war. Pirates rule the seas Ninjas rule the trees, so an offensive is impossible for both factions...But I personally prefer pirates, more freedom
JackSpica56 5 years ago
XD shinobio.
redrevolver19 5 years ago
Does anyone know how this ninja vs pirates started? Is this what started it?? Our school is in WAR! People come as ninjas and pirates and fight every day. ok, im spicing up the story, but I HAVE been asked SEVERAL times wich side I'm on. ninjas or pirates, so I decided to do a little research, and found this.. so whats the history behind this? ..It's funny :)
microorganism 5 years ago
Ninja own!
Tonaru 5 years ago
Pirates all the way!
ParadoxTorque 5 years ago
FUCK pirates Ninja has intellegence, speed, stamina, and martial arts with weapons.
skyboo2 5 years ago
amen!!
GoldenKunai 4 years ago
OMFG that was soooooooooo funny go YAYA san it's the best movie I'v seen yet
cravenchan 5 years ago
hahahahaahah ninja rules every marcial arts!!! they cannot be defeated by only freakin-misserable-low-life-thieves pirates!! ahahahahahh
ninja rule!!
aldhae21 5 years ago
PIRATES RULE YOU!
urchin34 5 years ago
this is rediculous lol.
rvt0777 5 years ago
gaarr real pirates always win because we have pistols and Johnny Depp on ar side ARRRRRRRR!
Nagneto 5 years ago
I lable them both equal.. mainlyu ebcuase I'm a decendnat of a pirate and Ninja Turtles are my childhood heroes...
ShinMaruku 5 years ago
ha ha ha. Priates vs. ninjas. Why is this even a battle? Priates lose.
JustOwnin 5 years ago
Awesome. So awesome. SO AWESOME. OF SO FUCKING AWESOME!
dennisonb 5 years ago
kick pirate butt! YAY!
kawaiimuchXD 5 years ago
the story seems to jump around a lot--more like a trailer than an actual movie, but I like it a lot anyway. *SUBSCRIBE!!* and *THUMBS-UP!*
BethShanFan 5 years ago
Yes. ninjas win no question
DrKendo 5 years ago
Awesome
OnDeathsWings 5 years ago