No Census, No Feeling Part I (1940)

[justin4267]

CAN YOU PUT ALL THE OTHER STOOGE EPISODES IN COLOR THEIR MY ALL MY FAVORITE.

[CommitToTheIndian19]

Check at 0:40 when Moe blindly clocks Larrry with his fist. Trust me, he hits him HARD, for real!!

[Jellogel]

these look so great

[DanNZ4]

What the hell is "Alum" Some kind of sour stuff or something?

[leafyutube]

Love it @3:24 when Curly accidentally smacks his own face.

[NGSunglasses]

LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE HUH?!

ONE OF A LITTER OF THREE HUH?!

A THREE LITTER MAN EH?!

*kicks*

[guitarman974011]

Moe; Are you married or happy (women shouts something and throws a vass that hits Moe)

Moe; Married

[jamesgervaise1]

are you married or happy? Funeee!

[Ihatethisugh1]

The cheese grater: Kids don't try this at home!

[doom705]

love the face it freezes to at the end :P lmao

[angusyjr]

MOE: GOOD MORNING SIR IM A CENSUS TAKER, ARE YOU MARRIED OR HAPPY?

HEEEENRYYYYYYY!!!!!!! *SMASH!!!!!!!!

moe: married.

[mlc3stooge1]

I usually don't like colorized movies but I think Sony did an excellent job with the shorts they worked on.

[11Kralle]

Hilarious!!!!

[ThePhantom1691]

SOLD AMERICAN!!! lol

[SouthAtmoVideos]

@ThePhantom1691 LOL I want to come in to a room like that

[dannyrose55]

are you married or happy? lmao

[Jeetyet]

The 3 Stooges become government workers.

Priceless!

[TaraGothGirl]

I WANNA JOIN THE CENSUS!!!!!!

[Jakey500026]

6:06 - 6:20 LMFAO!!!!!

[leafyutube]

I love the part at 3:10 to 4:00.

[WolletBullet01]

Are you Married or Happy? (CRASH!!) ...Married LMFAO!!!!

[MichaelHansenFUN]

Curly adds Alum to the lemonade. The resulting concoction is consumed by everyone, resulting in puckered lips and shrunken clothes.

shrunken clothes?

[MrKipkila]

Three stooges ROCK Thx For the upload im downloading This To Make a Cd

[AnakinAhsokaGeek18]

Moe: "Now, don't tell me you're the one they kept!"

Larry: "Naw, I'm the one they threw away."

Hysterical!

[Freebleeper]

0:27, best Stooges entrance ever!

[roadhouse687]

W-O WOOF!

[roadhouse687]

W-O WOOF!

[andross51]

4:39-4:57 LMAO moe and larry at their best! :)

[SuperPlague235]

6:13 SOLD AMERICAN!!! LOL the Three Stooges comedy will live on!

[Hasigals]

I love Three Stooges.... Thank u for uploading american2015 .

[american2015]

@Hasigals your welcome! I'm glad you stopped by to watch. :)

[Opium1958]

Does Alum really do that?

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

5:50

You don't look a day over 80!

[parkourjames99]

2:21 Stunt double!

[belladonna4577]

LMAO@2:15-2:30 XD

[TheKeem22]

@ 5:10 - 5:19 Larry, "Hey whats the idea I saw him first", Moe, "Oh you did", Lary, "Give me my four cents", Moe, "Would you take five", Larry, "Ohh a bonus sure" *Smack!* LMFAO!!

[DarkPaladin24]

If Curly is the one they kept and Larry is the one they threw away, what does that make Moe?

[MrKilroy138]

Ha. The alum in the punch is a classic.

[thepunktravis18]

these three stooges is one of the greates and comedian legends of all the time all hail the stooges

[belinda2118]

I reckon Curly was the funniest out of actors.

[wwwocls]

That storekeeper is Conan O'Brian in 20 years.

[TheGreatestCommenter]

I wUd drink zat stuf ( I am not lYing)

[toddles822]

1:05 LMAO

[sonrouge]

4:09 - 4:22

I wonder if Moe practiced that face in front of a mirror or if it just came natural.

[WizardOfHumor1989]

"NOW DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE THE ONE THEY KEPT!"

"Nah I'm the one they threw away!"

"AAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"

LMAO LOL

[trannon1]

They are VVVVERY FUNNY!!!

[LitterboxDiorama]

Nice to see colorization done properly finally. When it was introduced some 25 years ago the technology was crude and the results were horrible. Usually no more than 4 colors were used at a time. Backdrops were washed it a drab monotone and outlines would bleed. This on the otherhand is great improvement from earlier attempts.

[slave2leather1]

9:13 thru 9:15 is so subtle but hilarious

Society lady (while puckering her lips): You say the most amusing things

Moe(thinking she wants a kiss): Can't now...everybody's looking.

Lol!!!

[DarkPaladin24]

0:41 to 0:51 is hilarious

"What r u going to with that"

"Get rid of it" :D

[yoshinetzero]

if curly would still be alive i'd say he was the voice of king dedede xD

[ReDRuM868]

I thank you so much for these. I can't believe these are the same ones I saw in black and white as a kid. It's just great and so clear. But I think it will always be best in black and white.

[american2015]

@ReDRuM868 I'm glad to post them. I love reading all of the comments that people make. People really still love the stooges. Just like I do!

[yermomsaskank]

@american2015 How could you NOT like The Stooges? They set a bar for comedy that will never be matched. Ever. Anyway, thanks a lot for the downloads and take care of yourself.

[fatstuff1988]

having been a census taker myself makes this even more funny =D

[RipperRoo14]

Curly is so epic.

[studiofrk]

5:56, that woman is NOT 29!!! she looks more like 55... :P

[RipperRoo14]

@studiofrk I guess she was being sarcastic...

[metal0737]

"Where were you born?"

"Lake Winnafasocki."

[0toHero]

HenRRRRRYYYYYYY

[Guille30103]

2:22 HAED SHOT! HAHAHA!

[TheSuperm26]

the stooges skin color seems darker than everyone else.

[goreds03]

who think it looks better in black and white? i think it dose but still funny

[ahsanit07]

1:06 to 1:10 lolz the one u slides the stairs hahaha

[ellisl4d21]

curly is the best woo woo woo woo woo

[ahsanit07]

@ellisl4d21 but he died sooner then any of them damn

[LottsaLasagna]

thats how you handle census takers

[1jjuuggaalloo1]

i like the black and white versions better just because it works better for this kind of comedy i think.  but the color is kind of cool to see it in after all these years of black/white

[nintendo1889x]

Moe: Where were you born?

Larry: Lake Winnipesaukee.

Moe: How many in the family?

Larry: I was one of a litter of three.

Moe: Now don't tell me you're the one they kept!

Larry: Nah, I'm the one they threw away!

[69789Darius]

At 8:35 That Thankin' With Yo Dipstick Moe Lol

[starfoxsaiyangirl1]

no im the one they threw away

[j4bologna1998]

'scuse me sir, are you married or happy? HA! HA!

[hkrivell]

2:17 Amazing Moe didn't get an eye injury.

[HelmutVonSphincter]

Oh shit, not the old cheesegrater to the face trick !

[jeromediga]

funny....

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Moe-"Are you married or happy?"

Woman-"HenRYYYY!!!" *A flying vase, intended to hit Henry, beans Moe in the head.*

Moe (Recovering)-"Married."

[Deloreanfan1981]

4:56! Oh man! Now that is funny!

[linkfan160]

6:16 LOL

[apryl1476]

Good morning sir! I'm a census taker. Are you Married or Happy?

Marrriiiieeed!

He asked for it.

[asianmami49]

3:33 to 5:08 is my favorite part

[4freespeech]

"Sort of like an internal hotfoot". People now don't know what a "hotfoot" was, but it was a popular joke guys used to play on each other back in the days of the big old wooden kitchen matches. Guys would wait until their "victim" was asleep, then carefully uncover his bare foot. They'd slip a kitchen match between his toes, then light the end. All would watch as the match burned down, and when the flame reached the victim's toes he would scream and jump around. Kind of mean, but FUNNY as heck!

[KimxRonForever100]

Anyone get what Moe said at 9:04?

[KimxRonForever100]

I got a black and white version of this on an old video tape along with Cash and Carry, and Some More For Samoa.

[toyotas2006]

5:50

She can't be THAT OLD!

LOL

[videofan360]

@toyotas2006

She's answering to Larry NOT Moe

[toyotas2006]

No shit, Sherlock!

[TrueTalkTV]

lol @ her claiming to be 29. I think Moe & Larry had it right while debating between 43 and 50.

Also, that's that same lady from "Micro Phonies" I believe. The one who owned the house and threw the party.

[SuperLVW118]

0:43

The most hilarious sound effect on the show in my opinion.

[xSeedsofEvil]

Winnipesaukee!!! NH baby!

[lonelyuchiha2]

"Fifty"(Repeating)

"SOLD AMERICAN!"

BANG!

"Oh! HUMPH!!!" *Turns*

BUMP!

My fav scene...

[Dionysos37]

Moe takes one of his best direct hits when the man at home ducks in the doorway---OUCH

[rankakyu]

notice when moe grades curly's face,he uses the plain side.

[radcam69]

it's a stunt double, sorry.

[Miredninja]

Pardon me sir, are you married or happy? ha

[banduhangandu]

"a customer,"

"What a customer!"

curly is an absolute legend!

[SHELBYxGTx500]

Haha Larry at 9:16 :)

Anybody know what Curry put in the punch bowl?

[DanaAbel30]

For those who are wondering where "Lake Winnipesaukee" is, it's the largest lake in NH.

[machine134]

It's actually in Vermont.

[TroutButter]

Wrong. It IS in NH like DanaAbel said. Google is your friend.

[machine134]

Actually you are wrong. I went there once and it is in Vermont.

Google is my friend! We go fishing together on the weekends!

[DanaAbel30]

Do you mean the lake between VT and NY?? If you do, then that's NOT Lake Winnipesaukee. That's Lake CHAMPLAIN.

[DanaAbel30]

Apparently, this "Machine 134" guy is a geographical illiterate.

[xSeedsofEvil]

@machine134 Its in NH moron

[machine134]

@xSeedsofEvil We was just there last year. It is in Vermont. You must be thinking of a different place. Go buy a map, commie!

[DanaAbel30]

Lake Winnipesaukee is in NEW HAMPSHIRE, not Vermont.

[JrFLYnnIV]

What about Bob?

[estlgrl]

2:18 hen-rieeeeeeeeeee sqaut married hahahahahahaha 2;52 curly a flirt 3:05 lol

3:28 hahahahahaha 3;52 wo... woof hahahah 4:45lake winra vasocki hahahaha

[transformersforever]

"good morning i'm the census taker! Are you married or happy!"

"HEN-RY!" CRASH!

"Married......"

[TheDabeavis]

Three No Trump!

[1947Desoto]

Moe: We just got a job. We're working for the census.

Curly: You mean Will Hayes?

Ha!

[Zathinean]

can someone explain the joke, "sold American"?

[sdfeinstein]

I think it was from the old Lucky Strikes radio ad at the tobacco auction. Sold American is the American Tobacco Company--buyers of the finest tobacco.

[kreator989]

lol when they look at her teeth and start conversing #s back and forth like their at an auction

[Ronf465]

7:41  moe chekin out the snatch

[bmiguel]

0:35-0:50 is so funny. Moe just going to work on larry and curly. They don't make comedy shows like these anymore. Hopefully the Farrelly bros have been watchin these shorts so they can get an idea for their movie.

[TraintheBlackCat]

6:15 SOLD AMERICAN!!!

lol

[finfangfoom716]

W-O Woof! Make it Lake Erie... I had an uncle there!

[Cmax36]

I wonder are these the actual colors it

was meant to be seen in. It's amazing!!

[american2015]

I know it seeing them in color is amazing :) But actually they were re-done frame by frame. A company did research to make sure they were colorizing them correctly. I don't know about you but I notice different things that I never did in B/W. I'm glad you enjoy them!

[AnvilMAn603]

@Cmax36 thats as close as its ever going to get,a american 2015 is correct in that they went frame by frame looking things up and meticulously finding the right hues for everything available back then to make the best color experience possible.

[shawnd80s]

3:05 "Eeeuhhh!!" LMAO!!!!

[zackerolo]

6:14 i nearly laughed my head off

[kreator989]

lol

where were you born?

lake winnaposoki

[DanaAbel30]

That's spelled "W-I-N-N-I-P-E-S-A-U-K-E-E", and the lake's in NH.

[krazywolfie]

6:34 Curly said "Mmm. Powdered Sugar." But it said "Fine Powdered Alum" LOL

PS what is Alum?

[zackerolo]

Alum is a salt of chemistry

[AZ767]

this is one of my fav episodes!!! This and Some More of Samoa

[KimxRonForever100]

Interesting, because these two were put together on a vhs, I know cause still have it.

[AurumFlamePhoenix]

I fell out of my chair at 6:15! 2:21 was hilarious!

[MissHarpoMarx]

Oh my gosh! 2:21 was hilarious! "Are you Married or Happy? Married" :D

[Atem2000]

curly: SOLD AMERICAN!!

[WNM52]

2:21 EPIC!

[rytageo]

Great post...I would say something derogatory about Obama wanting to take over the census but I can't insult my heroes...

[machine134]

What does that even mean?

[leafyutube]

Lake Winnipesaukee. Hahaha!

[inuyashason81]

moe:don't tell me you're the one they kept

[batista8610]

larry: no i'm the one they threw away

moe:HYIEEEE!!!!

[inuyashason81]

moe:would you take five?

[batista8610]

larry: oh a bonus sure!!

SLAP!!

[inuyashason81]

moe:fifty, fifty.

*repeats fifty fast*

[batista8610]

curly: SOLD AMERICAN!!!!!!

[September92708]

thank you so much for posting! Keep them coming!

[krazywolfie]

Nice Job!!!! Thanks for the Color!!!

[mummu911]

Nice work. Thanx for posting!!!!