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  • SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKER

  • Cute pussy getting beat up by a big black one ^^

  • what the F**K was that at the end?

  • is that your kitty?

  • KITTEN IS SO CUTE....it wants attention :c

  • wat.

  • Kittens are the best thing that evolution has made.

  • @ToastOfDOOMM vagina is

  • Absolutely adorable kitten -> random non-sequitur. How can anyone dislike this?

  • That vid is so stupid, its funny

  • ^^raspberry sound^^

  • HAHAHAHAAHA I'm probably the only who thought this was funny

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  • The kitten is cute but the dude...

  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhmygooooooooooooo­sh :)

  • wheres the black dude from..?

  • @RandomlySuzie Dexter....

  • This shit is hilarious. Suprised the hell out of me. Would that make me a motherfucker?

  • lol @ 0:18 SUPRISEEE MOTHAFUCKAAHHHH!!! ps i has nuttin against dah wittle kittykatty

    :D

  • This is stupid i hate it

  • Cute but why the dude at the end

  • Epic

  • i loce that little paw thing he/she did at the end, then i started laughing so much wen that black guy popped up.. " surprise motha fucka" lol

  • Best troll video I've ever seen. A perfect mix of cute kitten and Dexter. XD Jolly good show!

  • @HaljaPuredas  Jolly?

  • Doaks even harassed Dexters cat! This must be a deleted scene...

  • LAME!!!!!!!!!

  • i loled

  • i just shat my pants.

  • какой котик,класс!

  • why!?

    

  • Hi quality my ass!!!!

  • I feel bad for the poor cat! So cute!

    God Bless Him(or her?)!

  • Actually startled me because I fear someday my friends will catch me watching cat videos!

  • @brazilnut8898 Then they're not your real friends. :P

  • I think it was kinda funny but you know that's just me. That cat was so cute ^_^

  • The black guy wasn't even in the same room with the kitten or anything, jeez. They took the last part from a movie or something and just tacked it on (rather clumsily) at the end. Not that clever or well done. This won't be the new Rick Roll, believe me.

  • @danning1 actually, it was dexter.

  • if the guy was white he will be racist

  • Esta cagado de hambre ese bicho

  • Sgt Doakes? Ahaha!

  • lol

  • Oh god, the Kitten is so cute.

  • only a black guy can say motherfucker to a kitten and get away with it lol

  • Lol Doakes

  • what was that all about it was a very cute kittne

  • Adorable kitten. Stupid human.

  • Lol, that was random (The ending)

  • JUST STUPID..........

  • i unbalanced the likes and like is winning!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaa hope you named that little guy dexter<3

  • Disliking to keep balance!

  • Is it just me, but are we spending most of the time clicking the X on the screen more than we are actually watching the videos? How many ads are we supposed to be watching? Youtube is becoming such a turnoff lately.

  • You are an Ass. I'm looking for cute kitten videos to send my 4 yr old Grand-daughter and you have to put this shit in it.

  • Yay. I balanced the like bar.

  • hahahaa at 0:17 it begs xD

    

  • I forgot Dokes was even on that show. They always kill the black guys off.

  • -watching the cat- Manliness...fading... -almost crying and black man comes onto screen- nigga gonna shoot someone.

  • HAHAH Im crying xDDd

    WTF WAS THAT?! XD

  • OH SHIT ITS DOAKES

  • Such a freakin' cute kitten :D

  • i know y so many dislikes... ppl r trying to balance the like bar ;-)

  • DOAKES HAS HIS EYES ON 1,840 OF YOU MOFUKAS

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SOO CUTE AND... WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • SUPRISE MUTHA FUCKA

  • LOL

  • the kitten was so cute!!! but the part at the end was stupid

  • the kitten is just begging the man to go away..

  • LMAO. awesome. just awesome.

  • The part with Doakes was hilarious.

  • i want food!! please..

  • What does the black guy have against the little kitten? lol

  • @LOCUSTHATER666 LOL!

  • this is bs man....,my daughters 6 n 7 were watching the cute kittens...bunch of jerks you should put a "PG" or something in the title if it is something a kid might watch

  • @rodsey75 They're 7- They've heard that word at school before...

    Anyway; twas a suprise!

  • Purrrrrrfect!

  • People don't like Doakes.

  • SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

  • suprise motherfucker !

  • KEEP THE LIKE / DISLIKE EVEN

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  • I'M NEVA GONNA DIE MOTHAFUCKA

  • MY F*CKING DOUBLE LIGHTSABA

  • It's a tug of war between the red and the green... Red seems to be winning!

  • @bliss0512 actually green is

    green has more clicks

  • @SuperLinkGuy43 no, cuz in a tug of war you have to pull the middle to yourself. Red wins like 80% of the time.

  • I like cats, but they are a bit hard to cook.

  • @Thauglorimorgorismus then i better not mention the hazzle it is to grill a dog, i mean wow they struggle for a while but when the deed is done, so crispy & tender meat :)

  • i only disliked so i can make the like's and dislike's even :P

  • I don't know why, but I had to laugh.

  • i actually laughed

    

  • oh how i miss doakes

  • You've got a cute kitty and Doakes. How could anyone not love that?

  • aww his little feets

  • whats the show from the last clip?

  • @Hop11111 dexter

  • @Hop11111 i think its Black guy from The wire he is a detective i think

  • @LotharProud1 No, It's Doakes from the TV show Dexter.

  • What's with all the dislikes? you got a cute kitten and a surprise just like the title says....

  • lol

  • omg the kitten was beggin and praying to u so u let her eat! so cute. My cat plays dead, andwhen he sees you he wants attetion so he falls on the grass and lets you cuddle with him! He is my fluffy cat!

  • SUPRISE MUDA@!$*)+

  • epic

  • LOL

  • WTH i'm surprise at the end!! I'M A SURPRISE MOTHER FUC#ER

  • soo cute mother fucker

  • Awwwwww that's so adorable it makes me want to hug that kitty!! :3 Don't you just love cats?

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • @dano217 Yes, yes!!, YES!!! The Devil did go to her house; JAKJAKJAK!!! BTW We bartered w/him for a copy of the video he made that night. Whataya trade me for it???

  • My first swear was when I was three. My mom had me in the bath and was getting ready to go out. I piped up, "Mommy? What the hell are you doing?"

  • hahahaha lol

  • lmao 

  • Epic video :D

    

  • Doakes is the last person I expected to be paired with a cute kitten.

  • suprise motherfucker hahahahaha lachflash xD

  • So to get back on topic of the kitten....

    DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • Haha, I remember when I learned my first cuss word, I must've been like...6 or something, I think it was "fucking whore" or something along those lines. My father swore whenever there was a game on TV. :P Now I'm 21, studying at university and I don't drink or do drugs -- Guess cusswords have no correlation to anything..huh?

  • @electricwillman Watch the videos first, THEN show them to your kids. THERE'S a novel idea, you brainless wonder!

  • @lbamomofthree Fuck you cunt face. Watch the videos BEFORE you let your stupid retardo kids watch them. Or are you too brainless to have figured that out by now? Oh no, you mean my kids might hear swearing on the internet??? SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

  • What the fuck is going on in the comments?

  • Why don't parents take some responsibility and educate their child on why they shouldn't swear. Tbh if we were like Sweden it'd be better, where saying fuck/shit etc is about as outrageous as saying "darn", but when insulting or trying to aggrevate people then it is more of an issue. The PC brigade should take some responsibility instead of wanting others to censor stuff or do their parenting for them.

  • Aww kitty

  • aww the cat beggging that was cute wait wat the heck is with the dude swearing LULZ

  • LMAO surprise! 

  • "GET FOOD!!!"

    human:surprise u mother f-----

  • That kitten is churning butter.

  • this was a waste of 21 seconds

  • the part where the kitten puts her lil paws up !!!!! awwwww<3

  • There should be a sensor warning as kids are not the only ones who don't want to hear that kind of language.

  • @kittymuzic Oh boo-hoo, go hang your panties somewhere else you over-sensitive idiot.

  • @kittymuzic Get over it!

  • @kittymuzic fuck you if the parents dont want there kids to see this dont let them on youtube

  • The parents are just mad cause they wanted to watch a cute video with their kids and they got a surprise.

  • O_O SAY WHAT

  • 1622 likes and 1622 dislikes. Time to break the tie!

  • XD

  • if im not mistaken this video is a form of being rick rolled right

  • Oh. please, Jesus, save me from teh internet!

  • I still laugh at this commercial after all these years.

  • DAMMIT DOKES.

  • Oh wow! I was surprised! O.O

  • that was rong

  • Dexter!!!!! (the show)

  • doakes!!!!!! this is better than the original.

  • Oh god damn that was hilarious!!

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  • @ChrissieBana calm down slut

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  • what happened in the end? from my experience, i always pause the video to see the comments cuz i dont wanna freak out! i have been tricked enough times :p

  • @NCJM0901 some random dude comes out and says a curse word, no big deal but i guess you don't want like your kids or younger siblings to see it.

  • hahahahahaha lol

  • That nigga ruined everything.

  • For anyone who didn't like the ending, WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

  • LOL

  • Dexter!!!!

  • i don't know how i got here but that was fucking hilarious. rofl!

  • it os good but ? at thebut love it

  • omfg lol

  • funny

  • cute cute cute omg odd at the end

  • The only reason they don't want a kid to hear a curse word is so they don't accidentally repeat it to an adult they know. The parent will then feel like this will reflect badly on them as a parent. Can't have that can we? It's about keeping up appearances to other people, not about never having their kid hear a bad word, which they will inevitably hear thousands. How about just investing the 21 seconds it takes to prescreen something that is on the internet instead of whining.

  • oh boo, your sheltered child heard a cuss word. the world is over.

  • @zoezoexoe Agreed :D 

  • lol cute, and the last part made me laugh just from the randomness. xD I've been reading some of the comments and there seems to be a few upset parents. Not to offend anyone but I'm pretty sure your child has either, heard you cuss or someone else cuss, heard it on tv or the radio and/or their peers. No matter how careful you are,9/10 they are going to learn it some where. If you don't want your kids exposed to certain things, then they shouldn't be on the internet at all.

  • mad funny

  • At least it wasn't a Screamer....

  • ...

  • so cute the little showing how to shake the bag of food into the bowl

  • Lol, that was unexpected :p Gotta love the perfect 50/50 split on the likes/dislikes scale. Red side: Moms who were watching cute kitteh videos with toddler...hmmm ya think ? ; ) Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the wee ones were still processing the overwhelming cuteness factor of the kitteh that the ending just looked like some "magical nice man that was making kitteh meow" to them ; p

  • @OurChaosInMotion Actually, the 50/50 thing is common in videos.

  • I had my daughter watching this. She is 3, and now thanks to you, she has heard her first cuss word. Consider yourself REPORTED!

  • @hotmomma2385 report him for WHAT? He had every right to do that, maybe you should preview videos that you are going to watch with your 3 year old daughter instead of trying to make yourself feel good by reporting a nothing incident