Dane Cook at the VMA's

[Peztrumentals]

interesting music to come out to

[OriginalLAUGHS]

i love how no one gets his clever jokes

[kazenokoe80]

first time i ever saw dane cook and i thought it was pretty bad. it was not until later when i heard some of his bearable stuff that he grew on me. hes still not the best comic in my books but definitely than this horrible set...

[DariushUFC1985]

he BOMBED

[aliksultan]

I swear that last joke is a Seinfeld joke lol

[thesir27]

1st time i ever saw Dane Cook was this little performance. i remember thinking how cringeworthy and distasteful he was, but surprisingly i ended up liking his comedy later. though i'm still surprised he went with that dark of material for an awards show with an audience full of celebs

[Oniru5]

lameass crowd

[Kkyyrruu]

These celebs are asses. They totally didn't get the last joke. It went right over their heads. And them shaking their heads but NOT laughing. Oh come on it's a little dark comedy. I've heard darker. Dane is awesome.

[chelseagirl712]

I love Dane's shirt! :)

[SuperCodfan1997]

Not good

[krisp8888]

I love Dane. But this was an AWFUL set. 

[Rebelfurlife]

John Legend is like wth. haha

[sofieorrico]

fucking love dane

[TheCalm25]

at 1:33  Steve-O's daughter feels like she's been kidnapped by her own father.

[m4rtyr3r]

@TheCalm25 Steve-O aint a father (Thank God for that)

Thats Johnny Knocksville you're reffering to.

[godofwarkratos2009]

why do ppl hate on dane cook?

[TheCalm25]

@godofwarkratos2009 People hate him because he doesn't insult his audience's intelligence by playing a "character" which is what 99% of comedians do. Dane Cook just comes out and rocks as himself like he's at a party. Some people want to sit down with their empty heads and be entertained and laugh at a clown. He's not a clown.

[arfx3]

yup he bombed...I remember this

[arfx3]

doesnt he bomb at this show...havent watched yet.

[Jul2233]

O_O if you dont like dont watch. :DD Im surprised no-one laughed! <33

[Anth150]

This just wasn't that funny

[LittleRicky63]

I WANT TO TORTURE DANE COOK! THAT WILL BE FUCKING FUNNY! STUPID PRICK

[BAMF115]

Dude... Snoop got to open for Dane Cook... but seriously... is this this stupidest crowd in the world or what?

[BAMF115]

Dude... Snoop got to open for Dane Cook... but seriously... is this this stupidest crowd in the world of what?

[yowatup66]

who saw Johnny Knoxville?

[AFriendOfAxel]

it kinda annoyed me that nobody laughed :S

i think he's hillarius

[tdl0221]

shoot a guy with a superman t-shirt... This is funny how?

[Airmid22]

lmao wtf blow your kid up.

[TheMarifreica]

That was great, and they almost didn't laugh at all.

[Kari1Anime]

hOLY CRAP O_O.......im never wearing a superman shirt again...jk hahaha xD

[apiszor]

I actually like Dane Cook but this was lame as fuck. Not funny at all, plus the crowd didnt help.

[AndarrayaTV]

this crowd sucks!

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

if dane was black then they would laugh.

[soulleskill]

did u hear that? dane cook is snoops boy, holy shit...

[terrybrass]

repeat of the Denis Leary Roast, FAIL!

[springsteen96]

rough crowd 

[arroofx]

jeez tough crowd...

Dane Cook is the shit whats wrong with you people haha

[SatelliteRox]

they crowd laughed at some stuff.. its just it was onlya 2 min comedy.

[CriousGamers]

recycled jokes arent funny Dane...

[evilemetblack]

@CriousGamers what you think he'd write brand new jokes for the fucking vma's?

[retsea1]

This was soooooooooooooooo funny

[metabular]

why does everyone keep saying "whats wrong with the crowd?"......he's not funny. Don't blame them. His jokes are lame. Not everyone shares the same humor as him. I, personally didnt laugh at his jokes.

[T3chyo]

What does the crowd care. They're filthy rich.

[SomeoneYouNew]

this is what al qaeda needs. baby-bombs!

[awesomemooseninja]

the celebs looked like they were sorta chuckling

[fairyDBZmj]

wats up wit da stupid crowd?! they suck!!

[IWillNotConceide18]

lol John Legend is like "wtf?"

[sclerotictepknb]

Dane Cook was named by radio show Toucher and Rich to a tournament of the top 16 "Worst Comedians" and, based on listener voting, was voted the "Worst Comedian" of all

[soulleskill]

the crowd, and i saw johnny knoxvill there, and they can all suck danes cock

[xmuta]

The kid @1:32 was like WTF is this stupid shit?

[LittleRicky63]

lol in 1:32 johnny knoxville is like to his daughter "Dont worry sweetie this will end soon =)"

[boovampy]

@LittleRicky63 hahaha ikr?

[vegbird1]

@LittleRicky63 - I know! That was the best part of the clip ;)

[emomonkeyss]

Lol ikr? they dont get it xD

[urusova]

celebrities are tough crowd

[Cbjfan8]

They didn't laugh because they are all celebs. Typical stuck up filthy rich assholes living in their own fuckinggg world with their billion doller cars houses mansions jets boats. And anything else they buy just to have. Fuckers

[akaalawadhi]

that was weird nobody laughed ???????????

[ShavanaSalas]

Crowd was GAYYY!!

[scaredofnoobs]

dude at 1:34 is a square

[00breaker00]

wost crowd ever

[grlyone01]

ah i fell in love with him after seeing this back then :)

[carnufix]

well, it's okay dane, i got your jokes...

[kellera33]

jhfkjfj

[ravenjehuty]

damn....bombed....

[DisturbinPeace]

damn ... lol well i liked it... poor guy

[Koishii57]

wow that musta been rough =/

[Blackout987]

Shit audience without the minds to comprehend great jokes.

[GameCommand]

they are cheeering, this is a direct feed from the microphone, trust me, the audiane is laugig hard

[hammeredbaby]

@Blackout987 no everyone got his stupid ass jokes.

[BraBoyfan016]

hahaha blow your kid up!! hahahaha

[yullahcuz69]

ooo tought crowd

[Murdermagictricks]

they probably already heard the jokes when they rehersed, they do that you know

[3Nex]

the crowd not getting the jokes is almost funnier then Dane

[Fizzeewater]

@3Nex

There were no jokes. Nothing to laugh at. No punchlines. Nothing. Just some moron babbling.

[KosmoKramer911]

what the hell is wrong with that crowd

[JBisMYmainSQUEEZE]

kinda off topic but did you hear Russel Brand is gonna host the VMAs AGAIN!!! god i hate him!! not for the Jonas Borthers part put he just seems like he would be sticky

[dittodog1yr]

maybe they should ask dane cook to do it next year :)

[Hatsndshoes]

lool if i cant hav my kid neither can you. I luv dane cook

[pinkee15]

1:34 looks just like johnny knoxville!!!

[xBLaZeDx420x]

that is johnny knoxville

[brunettecherry23]

it is lol

[shallowbay3]

wtf there was like no one laughing what the hell is up with that dane is so funny

[cookie123d]

vma bitches are stuck up lol but i looove u daneeee

[iworshipTreCool12]

omg the Superman joke is one of his best jokes....AND NOT ALOT OF PPLZ LAUGHED!!! those bastards...Dane Cook friggin rules

[danz167]

the crowd at the VMAs are generally hard to please. celebs are so lame...just like at the MTV awards with russel brand who was hilarious

[MASnoopt]

wow there wasnt many laughs...

celebs are really slow....

Dane cooks the shitt!!

[Hatsndshoes]

i kno right i feel kind of bad cuz his witty and not EVERYBODY appreciates tht kindv smart humor but i luv him honestly...plus his HOT (:

[HeartXBroken1298]

Dude, the crowd hardly laughed at all. Wtf is wrong with them??? DANE YOU KICK ASS!!

[alilovestokiohotel]

hahahahahha<3

what year was thisss? how the hell did i miss it. i watch the VMAs every year :p

[nixiethepixiepandora]

blasty blast

[ZOETHENiNJA]

some people in the audience looked pissed but WHO CARES he funny and he can getaway with it

[ChrisKuttab]

fucked up audience!! U GO DANE COOK U"RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Animangagirl27]

Dude, I felt sorry him... I love his jokes, and laughed at the microchip one, but damn, that a tough crowd...

[rainbowtoesocks]

Yeah, I agree. but then again the crowd at the VMAs are all about 14 and obsessed with pop culture.

[bryanbpb]

hahaha johnny knoxville rules!! haha

[scoobasteve147]

he really fucked up this one... mare

[Gills30]

he did his old classic jokes that in his other videos you can hear the crowd laughing their ass off. its all the crowd.

[Valas84]

he kinda failed in this one, and dont get me wrong i love dane cook

[o0th3Jok3R0o]

donno y but i don find him funny..at all...chris rock/russell peters or evn dave is way betta thn ths guy..he laughs at his own jokes more thn the audience..

[ashesXofXaxel]

maybe cuz they're funny?

Jeff Dunham laughs at his...

[mattroxxxx]

and both are awesome

[jessy1125]

i was actually in the crowd at this vma (in miami), and the reason no one laughed was because you could barely hear what he was saying in the stadium. There was a really bad echo. It actually sounds better on tv.

[jessy1125]

i was actually in the crowd at this vma (in miami), and the reason no one laughed was because you could barely hear what he was saying in the stadium. There was a really bad echo. It actually sounds better on tv.

[lilnis321]

tough crowd..

[skeletonjoe]

I reckon. He deserved much better.

[MrH353]

the joke failed tbh

[radioactivexkid]

he was funny, the crowd sucked. they didnt understand cause theyre celebs. danes jokes are about the middle class average peoples everyday life and fantasies. celebrities cant understand it. thats why no one really laughed. they havent faced reality enough for him. he was good. the crowd sucked.

[MrH353]

cause killing your kid is hilarious right?

[Hardballgirl93]

indeed

[Opeth3455]

YEA XD

[radioactivexkid]

dude, its people like you the world hate. im not being a douche, im being honest. in a fantasy killing a kid is the funniest thing in the world. in reality, its sad. fantasies are the one thing that help us stay away from the harshness and pain of reality. its our imagination that helps us COPE with the bitch ass attitude that the world throws at us. comedians are the people who express the fantasies we wish to hear about. they have balls to say killing kids is funny. we laugh. you, are a douche

[Opeth3455]

ok so wat did we learn today?

[MrH353]

you're an idiot. the world hates me cause this joke isn't funny? if something takes "Balls" to do. that's usually cause its something stupid in the first place. you really need a reality check. It's whiny little bitches like you that cry the instant someone has a difference in opinion that the world hates. grow a pair get a life and stfu

[blckbltsnwbrdr]

Well let me just say...the fact that your getting angry at radioactivexkid for having a difference in a opinion when your attacking him for arguing YOUR opinion makes you a hypocrite and whatever you may of just said really holds no weight at all

[DoYouBelieveInIt]

Well said.

[AtanasL]

This has to be one of the dumbest comments I've ever seen. Do you have a kid?

If I were to "fantasize" about killing my child I would take a gun and shoot myself in the foot for the sheer stupidity of the thought. It's a pretty safe bet than anyone else that has a child would agree with me.

[radioactivexkid]

hhaa dont even trip i saw this comment a few weeks back. its kinda one of those moments where you say something and at the time it made sense but later its like, why the heck did i say that haha. but i guess some people agree and some people disagree.

its the fact that hes a comedian and speaking however he wants to-that i praise him. but the part where killing a child IS wrong, but then again in the matter of how he expresses it is amusing.

[lizziechick16]

ITS a DAMN JOKE CHILLL

[natoskypr]

he is the funniest guy in the world i love dane cook but damn that kid joke suck he could have done better and the t shirt joke so old man that was the vma's but ani way he is the best hehe

[Phunxk]

hey, i thought, let's have a look at dane cock

and then it goes:'hey my name is dane cock, i suck donkyballs.'

and he also says:'you know when you eat icecream and you go ughughughlgyguglgulguglugluggh­uuhlgugul. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME DUDE?' cause it's icecream dude. ow yea but chicks don't do that cause they use a spoon.'

OOOOOH AAAAAH SUFIGHT MYSPACE

so he sucks

[EmadKhalek31]

wow worst crowd...

[michael62389]

blah. i guess the crowd went to his concerts already, i thought i hear some crickets.... He really should learn some new jokes. I mean the guy is funny as hell but,...seriously? The Superman T-Shirt joke???? REALLY????

[ashesXofXaxel]

uuuh, people laugh their asses of at HIS shows.

where he has the freedom to make fun of other people without getting his ass killed.

if you were a comedien and went somewhere with the stars you make fun of, would you tell a joke about them?

use your brain next time you comment .

[michael62389]

Calm the hell down man. Im sorry if you dont get that i was just saying that most of those jokes were from his tours but that doesnt mean i dont think he's funny. It was a really bad crowd. and FYI, MOST comedians arent afraid to tell jokes about celebrities in the audience.

But sorry if what i said hurt your feelings...

[ashesXofXaxel]

its okay. im sorry fer snapping at you.

it just irritates me when people butcher comedians

[iarohi]

lol.. tough crowd.poor guy

[shotbboy]

i've seen him do better

[Kevinb90]

that audience sucks dane is the man

[knpdyeballarice]

"If i can't have my kid! YOU CAN'T EITHER! BOOM!" LMFAO! wtf is wrong with the crowd i laughed so hard

[hookerluv]

thats because youre eleven...

[Soundsliketheend]

bleh -.-

[h4rdc0r3d0rk]

I feel so bad for him. There wasn't even a giggle coming from the crowd :[. I agree some of his stuff isn't that funny...but I would've laughed just so he didn't look stupid on tv :[. especially on the vmas.

that was just plain cold. lol

[kjm3809]

tough crowd, Dane cook is a silly bitch

[sammmu100]

freagin awsome... never mind them not laughing, they're just stupid people... btw i wouldn't say 1 detonator i would say bout 20 pounds of C4 LOL

[SlipperyGoulet]

Exactly what happened with Britney when she recently "performed" at the VMA's: People are found out to be what they truly are.

This guy is not funny. He is great at marketing and 2 million myspace blah blah, but he no funny!

Daniel Tosh, Dave Attell, Jim Gaffigan, Greg Giraldo, Dana Gould all funnier than Dane.

He's wanted to be a celebrity, and he uses stand-up as his conduit. I don't care what Snoop was saying: He was reading a tele-prompter and was probably fucked up.

Dane Cook R.I.P.

[MrsMcMahon4life]

Kiss my ass! No one gives a shit about what you have to say. If you don't like him, don't fucking watch you cock tease!

[crazylatina154]

ilmao

BUT TOUGH CROWD!!!

WTF WAS WRONG WIT THOSE PEOPLE

[spaztasticism]

man... iwas laughing and then i was like o.o did i turn my sound off? but dane was still talkin... i was like... why...are... these... ppl...not...laughing...... o.o i'll tell you why... cuz they're bastards... they're bastards that need some detinators shoved up their asses.... xDD jkjk but it was a tough crowd

[atari26003]

I hate most celebs, they think they are better then everyone too.

And damn f*ck thats a hard crowd. I'd be like what the fuck is all you'r problems

[Cheyemos]

Holy crikey, that was a tough crowd!

[superpooper1945]

Well guys, think that is a harder crowd to make laugh... They are celebs... least thats what I think. DC is fucking halarious.

[stuart4428]

this wasnt it his best but still funny. he is hilarious but all his crazy funny stuff kinda takes time to work it up it is a big story. he didnt have enough time to do something super funny and the crowd coulda helped pump him up a bit more

[OldBelle96]

that crowd sucked...Dane Cook is hilarious and they should be a little more appreciative =)

[onlykills]

damn alot of celebs were in that crowd...johnny knoxville! and his daughter

[boboterrifico]

his daughter his freakin ugly

[brenansmith]

(On my brother's account)

Yeah, this crowd sucked. They so weren't feeling Dane. Any other crowd would have died over those jokes. I think he was thinking it too, cause he had that kinda look on his face.

[lizizlovely]

well that crowd sucked big d**k

[KitKat00012]

Not his best... but I do admit the first time I heard these jokes I was laughing. And to the people who don't like Dane... why even bother watching the videos? Don't like it, don't watch it.

[ae86tvis]

wow, that sure sucked for him, it wasnt dane though, it was more the crowd...they werent really all that ethusiastic...thats prolly why he said that in his entrance...more like sarcasm

[QUEENOFKiNGS01]

ha ha ha

[DarkUprising]

I love Dane and I think he is the shit, but he has retold a lot of his stuff and it does get old after a while...

[Infinitesimalism]

I'm sure this one will get some negative feedback.. I think Dane Cook can be hilarious at times, but sometimes his enthusiasm doesn't work on all his jokes. He was on for all of 2 minutes which is probably why this wasn't his best moment.. STILL FUNNY THOUGH!

[omarplop]

i dont think this was his best, he is very funny at times but this one was kinda meh

[theville713]

wow, that was really unfunny

[jambajuicelvr21]

yea i no i hate dane cook and he thinks he's so funny and so cool cuz he was in movies wiht jessica simpson and alba. how the hell did he get in those movies neways. he's terrible

[usacool88]

Dane Cook= Most overrated comedian in a long time.

[obefiend]

that was soooooo lame. its not even funny

[SheepRCool17]

"...and when they start to bleed go,'i guess not.'"

dane cook is awesome

[MmSpringrolls]

it was funny, but it's psychological. if you hear no people laughing, you automatically don't think it's funny.

but you see, it WAS funny.

[boogaloo86]

they didnt think it was funny because they are retards that didnt understand the jokes

[MmSpringrolls]

True that. :P

[blackshadowkiz]

hes funny and maybe the idea of a bomb in the states is bad tho, other wise hes the best comendian i;ve seen.

[Camshaft39]

why didnt people laugh im so pised:@

[aloha0099]

That was really funny but they were like...mad. haha

[snaiduss]

dane cook did cook.. the crowd was just bein a bitch

[zift675]

ok heard all jokes...he died out like he was fresh and wierd and new before but now he like old and played out like get some new shit

[ardvark55555]

wow i paused it mid-way

snoop was alot funnier

[blahperson567]

Oh fuck you my friend. Dane Cook is funny and some people just really can't appeciate his realistic humor. So hush and never comment again.

[kimaste]

man, this guy sucks. what was that? LOL . this guy is a comedian? That was fucking awful.

[NJT46]

that was funny but y ppl werent laughing:(