EWWW THERE'S A MARRIED COUPLE IN MY CLOSET!

[theRASTAFeARIAN]

I'm not boring! You dick! Love you bro, miss your beard

[xxoxia]

I could easily think of AT LEAST 10 to 15 different kinds of women I'm attracted to. There's no one type of person for anyone.

[Noiseboxjuggalo]

ahha fat ass ur just pissed cause u cant get n e neden

[KillaJsTube]

You're very smart, I'll be honest with you. I'm a juggalo, so please don't judge me. I watched this video willingly. I liked it, it's honest. Why do people get married? It's the next step in the relationship, then it's pretty much a statistic. Most marrages do not last, and that's a fact. But hey, if you find someone you think you can stand forever. Go for it.

[Sivuras]

I THOUGHT I was going to get married, then shit happened and it turned out she was a cunt, but hey, what the hell...

Fuck married people regardless.

[x3SYNESTRO3x]

ah hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YOU LOVE A DUDE AND YOU ADMITTE TO IT YOU FUCKIN HOMO MOTHER FUCKER.

[backaround]

dude. i have a love hate thing for yer vids. dissing juggalos and marriage trains = win. dissing moon cups = fail.

quit falling off the progressive train, bro. to get yourself some credibility.

[genieva3]

OMG get out of my funcking head!!!! :)

[barnsie88]

ur the reason gay marriage is legal

[sgodsted]

I called my current significant other my future ex-husband from the day I met him.

Hence the fact that he's afraid to marry me. That I'm my raging alcoholism.

[R2R3L4]

As a basher of all kinds of love I think marrage doesn't lead anywhere because it will probably end up someone cheating or someone leaving.

However if I ever did get married then it would be for ever but that's not happening.

[katmthrash]

I agree that everyone has more than one "right" person for them. It would be ridiculous to say out of everyone on Earth I could only have one. My friend and I always discuss it as everyone has at least five soulmates in life. It's just a deal of if we find them or not.

[Gointothewater2012]

THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE

[CrimsonEyedSilky]

Marriage is vastly overrated.

[ninjalouie]

you do look like seth rogan haha.

[fcknalonzo]

You should try stand-up comedy, you would be great at it. =D

[whatsuppreciousjojo]

did you get my comment about you looking like Seth Rogen?

[scarlettfan84]

people get married for financial and securities reasons. nuff said.

[ArgotSpell]

nice bed head

[strublerocks]

you are very intelegent and I respect you.

[JaeEffingKae]

I concur with this person and his bluntness.

[DigeSkiera]

Lol. I totally agree. xD

[The1337Juice]

I'm glad you're back to making videos. Good stuff.

[FllnAnglNikki20]

Im not married!!! and when we hanging out Dude?

[shamwife]

i think we spoke about this late one night in previous times together. i agree with your statements, specifically the people bossing you around that you've only known through the person you've committed yourself to having sex with for "the rest of your life". not into it, generally.

[Tyishwa]

my girlfriends name is Heidi :)

[mandy6991]

thanks dylan :]

you practically took the words out of my mouth...

your the best!!!

[capitalcontested]

I call my circle of friends, "the omega team", when I'm not being a lonely, lonesome loner all out on my lone. who needs marriage, then what would be th epoin of rape.

[jdcool038]

I like your hair, lol and how ur just waving around a knife.

[e3IZrZ]

Couldn't help, but watch the knife as if my life depended on it.

[chelseamy]

haha i loved this vid

[iFilm32]

LMFAOOO I LOVE IT

[adkinsdiet]

yeah really so is the baby population too

[chicagichick]

bro i love you .

[rayefrenzy]

i like the bit where youtube girls are still, like "OMG ILL MARRY U WIBBLEBIBBLE" No. Seriously. Ladies. This man is speaking truth. Cheattrain to cheatsville usa.

At any rate. Dylan, that bit of you that cries at romance movies. That bit of you will probably get you married in a billion years.

[wobblebottom]

You're such a support Raye, I don't know what I'd do without you...

[rayefrenzy]

idk how sarcastic you're being. but, i'm hoping i'm yer favorite exgirlfriend :3

[Clintaflopilous]

I could see you having your own radio show.

[MoRgUe27]

deep fried mushrooms > marriage

enjoy my insightful comment that is not random in the least

:P

[kyssuber]

ha ha ha

[ubersponge]

i agree with this man marriage is nothing but a loss of freedom in most circumstances.

[sohipimhop]

that REALLY funny part about this video is that you may think he's fucking around..but he's not. i speak from personal experience on a very minimal level that he truly is the strung out, easily bored asshole he claims to be.

[wobblebottom]

I'm glad you're defending me, of all people at least I can count on you for this...

[sohipimhop]

Right? Kinda almost makes you wanna marry me.

[wobblebottom]

Hardly, I just appreciate honesty is all...

[sohipimhop]

i was being sarcastic.

[PreciousxAbnormality]

I'd marry you.

you're a pretty man.

[589216001]

im going to have to agree with you on almost all point. Furthermore... ending FTW?

[Gisminioneli]

nice ending there man

[danthebard]

you answer to them because you care and trust them

not just some woman living with like most comedians say so

but yah i can't get married lol

[baalguardian]

Well honestly people get married for the wrong reasons which is why they fail in the first place. They think they are in "love" or they just get married out of wed-lock.

[EllipticalExistence]

the more you portray your disgust for society the more people are drawn to you. yep

[omgwtfcori]

I'd marry youuuuuuuuu.

[abeautifulword]

ptshhh you're totes an awesome guy. i'd marry you if i was about 10 years older :D

[tipyourHOOKERx]

iawtc

[kenjikenjisons]

"How come you were laying face-down in the dirt tomorrow?"

Hear that one all the time.

[sonnycat20]

there is no point unless you are saving sex until marriage.

[joshamcbosha]

Mr. Mitten's Big Adventure

[TheCriticalAcclaim]

1:49 the bird is the word?

[xLinkinPark1994x]

Vampire friends...

Weird face

Whatever...

Haha xD,You always make me lol dude

[nirvanadude007]

"What I do enjoy is.... never mind, I lost my train of thought"

Your videos are getting stranger and stranger, not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Nbsno4lives]

Atleast you have your awesome beard.

[JebusGeist]

To me marriage consists of one or both of two things, some form of ritualistic bonding ceremony and legal contracts.

I personally am of the opinion that I won't sign the legal documents until I've been in commonlaw status with them for 5 years.

If they want a ceremony before that and I love them, I'll do it. In the unlikely event that they have a religious reason to want a marriage I've yet to find a religion that specifies in it's oldest descriptions of marriage any need of legal documents.

[arandomotaku]

You enjoy...

buttsecks? I dunno.

[elineltellme]

you read my mind. stole my words. know my thoughts. we're just on the same freaking wavelength on this one.

[Aleu]

ha, you're such a dick but i still love it.

Welp, there go my matrimonial fantasies about wobblebottom. :-/

[SoloHero]

Without really know I believe you'll still get married eventually, probably in your 40's. One of these days you'll meet that spacial girl, that you can't live without and that you love unconditionally and after thinking about it for a week you'll decide to take that plunge. Mark my words. :)

[osgoode46]

I have that shirt. :)

[amberstar91890]

Haha you remind me of a male version of Samantha from Sex and the City. All your friends are getting married and you are just like "fuck that ill cheat on you" Your videos make me giggle. :)

[zachansonhasbigballs]

Um. No.

[xXDJPlushXx]

Well...That was different.

[nickjoannides]

i knew a heidi

she was a slut

[pikmin94]

*Sigh* My fantasy.. its ruined .

[exion3560]

Holy shit, this changed the way I think.

[spentswimmer]

"A lot of people get married at 19..."

[Trentonius]

Very good sir.

[pixolite]

haha nice video

[peacexoutlove]

you're odd(: