Dane Cook - Fireman

[Element115terror]

1 like=I do the sexy dance infront of my parents

10 likes=I do the sexy dance in front of my grandparents

20 likes=I do the sexy dance in front of my girlfriend

30 likes=I do the sexy dance in public

50 likes=I do the sexy dance at school on the stage at the cafeteria

100 likes=I do the sexy dance in front of everyone i know

500 likes=I do the sexy dance in front of Obama

1000 likes= I do the sexy dance in front of the Japanese President

[Element115terror]

1:38 wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah! XD

[chainsawmaster34]

IMA KILL YOU FOR HATING GANDALF

[ClassyZombie]

@chainsawmaster34 Chill, bro. Gandalf, Legolas, and Aragorn were all pretty kick-ass. They just happened to be a part of a boring adventure.

[chainsawmaster34]

@ClassyZombie Ok then, Can't believe they were part of this though, so sad...

[CA1CWilliams]

that ending was what made me die of laughter XD

[numberonenarufan]

Did thou see that dance at the end

[ClassyZombie]

@numberonenarufan Doest thou speaketh in ye English of old?

[numberonenarufan]

Why is this autotuned

[ClassyZombie]

@numberonenarufan because isn't everything these days?

[bydemonsb3driven]

Unfortunate, such a sexy voice!

[singerhp19]

what the fuck is the fucking hate on harry potter!? WTF!?

[ClassyZombie]

@singerhp19 Maybe if I was 12 years old...

[TheAxelProject]

lol lemme guess, danes cook voice just high pitched? lol

[ClassyZombie]

@TheAxelProject That is correct.

[kellyisabum]

Dislike just because you dissed Harry Potter. You wanker.

[ClassyZombie]

@kellyisabum First time I've been called a wanker... Feels good.

[TheyCallMeKelliMarie]

@kellyisabum harry potter sucks

[kellyisabum]

@TheyCallMeKelliMarie Clearly it sucks. A book that made children love to read again that has good morals behind it? How suck-ish.

[lorberblatt]

@kellyisabum ...that was legen... wait for it... dary. :D

[thrillerfan05]

@kellyisabum fuck you. today in class my 6 period teacher wore the sorting hat. i was a SLYTHERIN!

[annaf1973]

1:25 That sounds like Fred.

[ClassyZombie]

@annaf1973 Who is Fred?

[silvaze16]

ur comment fuking sucks.exsepet twilight that fuckin sucks. harry potter and lord of the rings are fuckin awesome

[ClassyZombie]

@silvaze16 I couldn't tell the difference between those three sets of movies.

[thelastfallenangel54]

boring



[jtimmons00]

lol



[darkrider411]

This is hillarious! it would be alot better if you didnt screw with the voice! Voice= -1 sub

[ClassyZombie]

@darkrider411 Due to copyright issues, Youtube took out the audio from the video when I had the original voice. So it was either a video with changed pitch, or a video with no audio.

[darkrider411]

@ClassyZombie then you must be doing something wrong because other videos have audio fine

[ClassyZombie]

@darkrider411 Yeah, I know. It's called doing things illegally.

[isidrooil]

@darkrider411 i think its fucking hilarious that he changes the pitch

[mindlesskill78]

fuck you! Lord of the Rings is amazing

[ClassyZombie]

@mindlesskill78 Maybe... but I didn't want to give away a year of my life to sit through and watch only half of the first movie in the trilogy. They're. So. Very. Long.

[mindlesskill78]

@ClassyZombie Ah. I understand. They are really good though. You should check em out.

[ClassyZombie]

@mindlesskill78 Someday... when I don't have the attention span of a goldfish

[ezstarmoonanimator12]

gets up and dances*boohoochehha booboohoo chehaa

[1peacefulover]

Love the lil dance :3

[ClassyZombie]

@1peacefulover Thanks

[1peacefulover]

@ClassyZombie

welcome ^^

[Loki7744]

Someone actually doesn't like twilight or harry potter like me! Thank you God!

[ClassyZombie]

@Loki7744 Yeah, they're pretty much super terrible.

[JulieeeLovesYouAlot]

okay, who turned dane cook into a chipmunk?

[ClassyZombie]

@JulieeeLovesYouAlot

It's the other way around... A chipmunk turned into Dane Cook

[TheSummers19]

WTF u doing out here u think for yourselfer! Haha

[iloveyouchocolate101]

wtf at the end?? XD <3

[ClassyZombie]

@iloveyouchocolate101

Random, good stuff

[ClassyZombie]

@iloveyouchocolate101 It was either that, or a video of my mom playing checkers with my grandma. I stick by my choice.

[TwistedTeddyBears]

@ClassyZombie Do you change the voice so copywright doesn't get on you? Doesn't bother me, just curious :D

[ClassyZombie]

@TwistedTeddyBears

Yes, indeed that is the reason for the voice change.

[Highwithguns]

dude plz stop with the squeaky voice...

[iBNinjafied]

omg your hilarious.

[ClassyZombie]

@iBNinjafied

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but yes, I am. I can't take all the credit, though. Dane Cook did some of the work.

[PWINCESSALESIA]

L M A O!!! Loooovvvveeeee Your Animation (=

Sooo Funny...

Don't Worry About The Haters That Was Just Funny (=

[ClassyZombie]

@PWINCESSALESIA

Thank you! That's very kind of you to say.

[bethXcooper]

is this gods exposed?

[mackenziesun1999]

what the hell?

[1nijigirl2]

Horray for agreeing with the Twilight, LotR, and HP comment!!

[queenofseattle113]

@1nijigirl2 You suck!

[MrRPS12]

Help my son hes screaming in there!

Well hes probaly on fire. That made me lol!

[ShadeOfficial1]

what was the point of the harry potter/twilight/Lord of the rings comment? Pretty pointless no?

[ClassyZombie]

@ShadeOfficial1

I forgot that expressing opinions on the internet was frowned upon. My apologies.

[ShadeOfficial1]

@ClassyZombie uh no, The reason I question your actions is because thisis a Dane Cook video. So honestly. I don't understand why you would think it would be a good idea to write things about harry potter ect.. its just pointless and stupid

[ClassyZombie]

@ShadeOfficial1

I didn't think it was a good idea. I was trying to be pointless and stupid. It sounds like I have succeeded. A world where I can't be pointless and stupid is not a world I want to live in.

[ImMiniMickey1]

@ClassyZombie OH MY GOD DUDE HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE FREAKING HARRY POTTER OR THE LORD OF THE RINGS!? /blasphemy

[ClassyZombie]

@ImMiniMickey1 Because I like things that are cool

[ImMiniMickey1]

@ClassyZombie Liesss. They both are cool. -___-

[RiseAgainstGrl88]

"fuck that I quit" "cause he's probably on fire... that's what happens when you- what are doing out here you fucking think for yourselfer!?!?!???!!" :)

[1nijigirl2]

Thumbs up if you actually read the stuff at 1:13 I did and I agree :D

[Valissa1206]

Dont diss the harry potter movies nd books! diss twilight but dont diss harry potter smexiimess

[ClassyZombie]

@Valissa1206

I enjoy making fun of things that are nerdy. Yes, this does mean I spend a great deal of time making fun of myself.

[queenofseattle113]

@ClassyZombie HP is my life! You don't like them...sucks for you Avada Kedavra You BITCH!!!!!

[Haley24x7]

1:12 right on!!!!!

[choolovezmusic]

Child + fire = screaming.

Rofl.

Epic :)

[jet0899]

well it sounds funny this way

lol

[jet0899]

what voice was that i no it was dane cook but how did u get it to sound like that?

[ClassyZombie]

@jet0899 When I originally post this video, Youtube removed the audio due to copyright issues. All I did was raise the pitch of the audio.

[greenred21r]

@ClassyZombie This voice makes it better. I mean Dane's awesome, but the voice you gave him give this video something more.

[Sk84lyfe98]

hes probably on fire!!



[sasasweet19]

omg hilarious! ZD

[tannerboyXX]

wat the fuck u doing out hear you think for yourselfer

[jammiejennyyy]

1:14 fer sherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[gamer5274]

lol ending

[bpomatto]

keep them comein

[AnimeRikku1]

harry potter is NOT dumb,boring or stupid!

awesome vid btw:)

[PrincessKiara95]

"I was really good with the hose!" That made me lmao!

[darkarbiter7601]

BITCH LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME. I WILL FIND YOU HATER. every thing else is good though

[ClassyZombie]

Those movies are just so darn long... but thank you

[kate98761]

i love this video its mad funny!

[ClassyZombie]

thank you

[UB3R27]

shit*

[UB3R27]

those drawings are amazing. Thats some artistic shiy

[ClassyZombie]

thanks

[schwartzstack]

i love harry potter! hes a beast! and yes twilight and lord of the rings suck balls

[TheStrayBeaver]

very nice of all the dane cook cartoons ive watched yours is the funniest and most creative i hope to see more of these

[7daystoINFAMY]

HAHA greaztness.

[rubyfirelover]

thats an adorable lil comicc :D

[ClassyZombie]

Thank you

[TheStrayBeaver]

nice sexy dance by the way

[heartsquid34]

whats with the voice?

[ClassyZombie]

I changed the pitch because YouTube wouldn't let me post the video with the normal audio.

[inglishbulldog]

@ClassyZombie that kinda sucks but at the same times makes it cooler. The animations were awesome. hilarious stuff. Plz give me more.

[Sk84lyfe98]

@heartsquid34 he wanted to make sure it in no reason could be copyrighted. by the way this is hilarious!

[AntiMatterSora]

@heartsquid34

I cant frikin tell! You sound like Wall-E, havin sex wit a speak and spell!