and gabe newell

[MissleMan13]

If you look closely, you can see Episode 3 NOT being released today! :[

[RedDexVideos]

i shit myself Laughing, Thank you, Thank you very much =D

[dave564oida]

don't be an ass, francis

[H4L0GaNGT4R]

I grinned like a motherfucker

[haxor758]

worth the weight

[shaunkings]

It costs $400,000 dollars to look at Gabe Newell...for 12 seconds.

[cubehead978]

why did i watch all of this

[IamAlwaysRight]

Lol, I'm not sure if Valve fans actually like the guy or hate him.

[BoredChick]

@IamAlwaysRight I don't think they are either.

[Bretskelton]

@IamAlwaysRight like his work, respect him. but just the way he talks and his tubbyness makes him such a easy targert.

[ZombieFighter95]

delaying of episode 3 attracts the horde. yes, it had to be

[M76Knight]

Category: Pets & Animals

[michwng]

the music made it funny. also the fact that you kept zooming in on his face. lol. I was thinking what the fuck is wrong with you. Then he changed colors and started warping. Then I loled.

[Isaiah6517]

For every fat joke ep3 is delayed 3 years.

[ZeroClassD]

GABE NEWELL THE LAZY FAT BASTARD WHO CANT DECIDE WHICH TO RELEASE FIRST, PORTAL OR HL2EP3!!!!

[nuggetsfan0115]

@ZeroClassD there isnt gonna be an ep 3 theres gonna be a hl3

[Emelljee]

@nuggetsfan0115 No....HL3 won't be made until HL2 Episodes 2 is over.

[nuggetsfan0115]

@Emelljee ....ep2 is over eli died so in hl3 ur gonna go to that ship thing from aperture science and destroy it like eli said to do is my guess

[Emelljee]

@nuggetsfan0115 No. It will be another episode. Was Episode 1 Half Life 3? No, it was another episode. Valve said it will be an episodic TRILOGY that will end in the THIRD episode. The next Half Life game will be Half Life 2: Episode 3.

[nuggetsfan0115]

@Emelljee valve hasnt said shit so ur talkking out ur ass a third episode would be retarded and if the half life series actually goes out on a ep 3 instead of a hl3 i will be disapointed because an episode will be shorter then a hl3 and a new half lie game would be fu so more playing time would be better

[Emelljee]

@nuggetsfan0115 Listen to the Developer Commentarry for Episode 2. They say in the first commentarry bubble "The second in a TRILOGY". Go to the half life wikipedia before saying you know everything about the game.

[nuggetsfan0115]

@Emelljee valve hasnt relised shit and it may have said in the trilogy but does that mean theirs 100% gonna be a ep 3?

[Emelljee]

@nuggetsfan0115 half-life(dot)wikia(dot)com/wi­ki/Half-Life_2%3A_Episode_Thre­e

Replace the (dot)s with periods.

[nuggetsfan0115]

@Emelljee im still not convinced because that was wiki and in a wiki (like wikipedia) anyone can upload info on a certain subjecti think a episode 3 would be dumb THAT IS MY PERSONAL OPINION why have a episode then a full half life

[Emelljee]

@nuggetsfan0115 Whatever. I guess they drew all that concept art and did interviews for the lulz.

[TawmDee7]

@Emelljee

Gabe: Yes I do.

[Animefreak332]

@nuggetsfan0115 1. it's spelt released

2. Valve has been busy with L4D and L4D2, cut them some slack, just take a look at how much they have done already, the source engine, game of the year on almost all of their games, they take a long time to make because of how much quality and hard work goes into them.

[nuggetsfan0115]

@Animefreak332 if u kno wat im talking about theirs no point of corecting me because u obvously knew wat word i was saying and secondly ur right valve has had their heads hung down on the l4d series and css and tf2 all that we all get that but half life is all valve without half life there wouldnt be a l4d a tf2 a css so they need to give equal attention to hl that they give to l4d tf2 etc

[PeopleR2sensitive]

the jokes are endless:

"a wild snorlax appeared!"

"Gabe beat annorexia."

"it costs $400,000 to delay Episode 3, for 12 years."

"A CHALLENGER APPEARED: JIGGLYPUFF"

etc.

[stoopidcheepfilms]

Everytime you make a fat joke, Gabe delays Episode 3 by one month. That being said, Gabe Newell is so fat he uses noclip to get around his office.

[TawmDee7]

See his left hand crushing something? IT'S YOUR DREAMS OF EPISODE 3 EVER BEING RELEASED.

[tt3socal]

gabe newells crap and piss attract the hoard

[bittmunch]

"I hear a boomer!"

[PirateNaziZombie]

Gabe Newell had a sneaky plan. He was going to release L4D3 instead of Portal 2! The gamers were going to be so surprised, seeing that their game was replaced with another! On launch day, Gabe Newell lurked at the Steam User forums, waiting and hunting for the first thread about this evil scheme. He saw one. And another. And another. And soon, the entirety of the forums were filled with hate threads and complaints!

"Bwahahahaha! I've never felt this good since I delayed TF2!" laughed Gabe.

[FilikB]

Hes looking at you like to an idler

[Cooltuber453]

"They've been calling those Boomers. For obvious reasons."

-Rochelle

[CondeJorge]

GAY BEN

[norwaydave2]

wtf?

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

fat rich asshole

[BlueBajs]

Episode 3

[nurglekhorne]

fads r gay

[CondeJorge]

sefol

[reesedacool]

i'd tap dat

[Parkerkun]

A journey into the unknown depths of Newellonia

[ParadoxX200700]

I love this guy!

he is the foudner of halflife, counterstrike source etc

[TORSTF]

I came.

[nerdelicious5]

The music makes me picture cartoon people dancing down a country lane.

[ConnorTod]

makes me think of fantasia for some reason

[Flambure666]

BRILLIANCE!!!!!!

[Bongores]

How dare you forget such an important man.

[IHazUnfittingMusic]

Hottest guy I've evar seen

[u61d]

BOOMER

[Orangishred]

Boomer bile attracts the horde.

[PwnzorBob]

The Boomer used to have a direct damage explosion, but when we introduced the vomit, the screamer was unnecessary as the Boomer had taken his role aswell as keeping his original function.

[xXBR4D3NXx]

what

[guysafari]

You are a poet, good sir. Did you know it?

[molhal]

Title screen of Toonstruck

[Sojiri]

name of song before I shit my insides ples

[MrSAFADSCDSCAFRIVAN]

Spooky Scherzo

Ren and Stimpy Production music

[FlotsamX]

Isn't all that music in the public domain

[Sojiri]

thanks bro