Magnus Betner Comedy2go

[012332154]

i laughed a lot when he said do you know what i was in kinda mode for pussy ^^

[digitalatheist1]

"How about a fucking GPS?"

'bout fell in the floor.

[Dudelite]

Betner är bättre på svenska!

[Ichibaz]

He is the real savior! a savior to take the people FROM religion to a better place,,,

[soon2Bcultmaster]

fuckin genius this mr. Betner... more material in english pls...

[emperor231]

You don't like gay people, but you can fuck children, isn't that strange? that made my day :)

[staples341534]

what are you peter pan? hahaha i rofl so hard

[Mopherion]

46.756 views. 627 like, 15 don't like: I would say that's 15 reasons to use condom. Wouldnt that been something GOD? And Bentnér doesnt even try to be funny here. He just talk about his belief... just as the Christians do. Han rockar!

[IsolationInstigation]

``Welcome to abortion burger, may I take your order please? Yeah can I get a big mac, uuuuh a large fries and a coathanger... looks like I`m not knocked up again.``

Oooooh man. That made me lol.

[justintempler]

I guess I'm one of the 8% of Americans....

Getting run over by a unicorn. LOL

Thanks Magnus

[TurkosBajskaka]

Simply the best.

[ups2000ups]

Betner är så grym för att han är så bitter :)

[ATTAmHej]

Everythings he says is so true, but still he's the most funniest person in sweden..i dont know how he can do that..

[TITOR002]

he's better when he talks swedish :)

[Omegashadowyoshi]

Probably one of the best atheist comics.

[atosafi1]

HAHAHAHA

han är så jävla bra!

he's so fucking jaded, but he's still so realistic

[danne9567]

@rinbar70 he sure is, he is so much more relaxed

[ICanhazytube]

15 people jerks to Jesus

[dondankles]

Welcome to America; where your crazy for not being crazy.

[DJSmallVictories]

Doesn't 92% seem a bit high?

[rinbar70]

Sounds like he's spending too much effort on speaking English and it's ruining his delivery. I'm sure he's funnier in Swedish.

[RileyRivalle2]

@rinbar70 You use your tounge in a very different way when you're speaking english instead of swedish, that explains why it sounds so forced.

[PureFear123]

@rinbar70 Yeah, believe me, he's MUCH better in Swedish.

Thing is, he's not really used to speaking English which is why the words sound too forced.

[lil10dot]

SO

TRUE

[Davva94Swe]

"you don't like gay people but you can fuck children"

true

[toasturrrr]

i wish he would do more english comedy :/

[4llvar]

Sorry to everyone that don't understand swedish cause this will make you really curious but I think he's like double as good in swedish! :]

[Tobywan83]

För att ta sig från norra delen av Egypten till Jeriko på 40 år måste han ha gått i en genomsnittlig hastighet av 0.0008561643835616438 MPH eller 0.0013778630136986301 KMH...

Man kan ju inte anklaga honom för att ha haft för bråttom i alla fall.

[gotaloka142]

damn all the great swedish jokes turned into english. Soo all the world can enyoy hes jokes

[9mmMetal]

Haha this is great.

[sajbergolfaren]

Du är så bra Magnus... var och kollade på dej i Luleå senast.. brukar använda dej som referens när jag pratar politik eller religion..

[Braindestructor]

awesome

[foxyswedee]

I wish we could spread this like fire, it's so very healthy questioning religion.

Exceptional claims, demands exceptional evidence.

[zidde4]

He is from Sweden that Magnus Betnér.

He is the best comedian in sweden!!!

[aretetea]

this is so edgy but very very artistic...bravo

[Daniel87sweden]

I always wondered how his kind of raw, accusing comedy would work in the US.

[lma0er]

He's good. REALLY good.

[sebastianlahti]

"I think Noah had a strong heart" xD

[nitarbell]

Hamas mostly aren't Israeli...

They're Palestinians mostly.

[EditedRaspberry]

@nitarbell Yes? Your point being? Betnér says that Hamas thinks that God needs help killing four Israelians in a café. So obviously he's not saying that Hamas i Isaeli.

[nitarbell]

OK.. Just saying, don't take it so harshly. I myself think he should join the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

[Sloth7d]

This deserves way more views.

[GoblinXXX]

Hey! I could use a MARS bar!

[IceysMoment]

what if buddhism has right.reincarnation and shit..

"you work at a bank,you die,then your back at the bank"

hahahahaha i cracked up by that,big time hahaha good one

[MKUltra3]

I like his flat delivery. First time finding this cat

[Loshi182]

win=)

[toasturrrr]

exactly.

[emilwestin]

Han påminner lite om Eminem när han snackar engelska....

[Derricote]

Lite eddie izzard över några av hans skämt

[Cure4Aaron]

Du måste skämt när du säger så där

[Cure4Aaron]

Du måste skämta när du säger det där

[Derricote]

att jesus var blond blåögd som alla andra från nasaret, direkt tagen från en av hans shower.

Nuff said.

[cornshucker94]

typ 90 % är av det här är taget från hans andra shower men det är bäst ändå :)

[Derricote]

@cornshucker94 ja det är sant, en del har man hört men betnér är ändå kung

[ashran22]

han är grym

[Nakazuul]

Nice job Magnus. This was a lovly contructed video. Keep up the good job, and dont forget to rest once in a while =)

[HerrMumin]

Haha, fy fan alltså. Allting stämmer. Betner behöver inte dra ett enda enda skämt om gud och jesus, det blir förbannat roligt ändå.

"If jesus wasn't gay, why did he hang around with 12 men in dresses?"

Haha, så jävla kul.:P

[shpongled6]

BRILLIANT! =D=D

[hhijtyn]

betner biktar sig.. detta e fanimej inte bara sanningen utan åxå hysteriskt roligt!! hahaha!!

[Xtort96]

last 20 seconds sum up my american experience

[Ghostsrain]

WHat's the song in the bakground?

[MrStevesutton]

I think it's something by either CosmoBox, or Squarepusher (I think). Pretty sure its CosmoBox.

[EasterbunnyProduct]

He can totally stand up with his words for Sweden, that's what I think.

[tehachapiusa]

WELL DONE

[paviuus]

Great stuff. I just don't hope he doesn't go too international, we need him here in Sweden:)

Kändes jävligt konstigt att höra honom snacka om det här på engelska, någon som har koll på hur stor han är utanför Sverige?

[MmmhhPizza]

han har ett och ett annat gig i Norge ibland.

[Betner2]

Inte stor alls. Gör ungefär 5-6 jobb per år i Norge och ungefär lika många i Finland. Har också jobbat en hel del i England för massa år sedan, men nu satsar jag lite hårdare på det igen. Läs mer om det på min site. Du får googla namnet eftersom youtube inte gillar länkar. Klicka på engelska flaggan så hittar du info om gig i London mm.

[IdanPink]

coolish! btw du äger ;)

[LemmyDecaution]

OMFG... Oh wait... maybe just OMF  :-)

[PurpleCottonMouth]

Nice setting, great material :-D

[PrairiePie23]

Awesome, brilliant!! fantastic, hard hitting, funny but biting.

[sdmagn]

great video!

[Chrillestahl]

Magnus Betnér for PRESIDENT

[pants7]

This guy is so fucking smart.

[iiiiiiiieee]

The problem here is the line between actual criticism and pure comedy, since he always combines the two of them. There's noone there to answer his ridiculous statements, which some people actually believe are true. I'm a christian, and sure, I think this is fun, but it kills me when people can't take it for what it is.

[corthew]

Well, being raised Christian myself, I did not hear anything in this video that was untrue.

If you have some specific's on which of his statements were ridiculous, I'd love to hear them.

[hengetlainen]

He was raised in an christian home and have probebly read the bible more times then you. So please tell us whats ridiculous about hes statements? Everything he says is accurate.

[juanchissi]

@hengetlainen Jag håller med allt du säger men bara checka din stavning på eng ser inte så bra ut bara ett typs ta inte d illa....

[juanchissi]

ahhahahahah :D I love magnus humor, AND What the people below state its totally true, he is indeed much better in Swedish, but I mean this was still hilarious, especially for him, who is a comedian that usually never performs in an other language but swedish ... så bäst :D

[WillJohnTonight]

@juanchissi yes he does, he was on a tour in scotland or something like that.. london too..

[TheSlipknawt]

@WillJohnTonight USUALLY never...

[foxyswedee]

@hengetlainen His dad is a priest, so yes, his statements are probably pretty backed up by knowledge.

[mcmoogol]

One of the best videoes ever! Get this to atheist media blog.

[nightvisionstyle]

Gör mer engelskt Magnus! Fyfan, du är min idol!

[fartgooder]

this is one of the most powerful things i have ever seen, wow, great job

[Care4alot]

Epic  ;o)

[Nilsner1]

I think he is the best comedian in swedish history alongside with Robert Gustavsson. Gosh what a talent he is and still what a great potential he has!

[EnLitenEkorre]

Att jämföra Betnér med Robert Gustavssons töntiga hosthumor är skamligt.

[Toentpowl]

Legendary.

[YourFriendsAreFakex]

"if god didn't like gay people, why did he put the prostate where it could be touched?" priceless!

[drummerforpeace]

that was hilarious.

i loved the question he posed about how it's wrong to be gay but it's right to be gay with little boys. put that in your pipe and smoke it priests!

i'm part of that 8% and god damn proud of it.

[Jstar4212]

i love you!

[mehmetyc]

one word...

awesome

[neamychem]

magnus betner is awesome <3

[iMMaBajUGgaL0]

Amazing POV

[PerfectNothingX]

that was genius

[Ladidaaah]

Underbart, som vanligt!

[skitplace]

Bra skit, men fan du har dragit dessa ett bra tag nu...

[durrutti]

I hear its more like 82% nowadays.

[intindse]

the number pf atheists i slow ly rising, looks like it took 2000 years for people to stand up and say it

[HerrMannelig]

is that a pulp fiction refrence of "English motherfucker, do u speak it?"

[SgtSanchez]

It's a shame theists didn't follow that example.

Fucking idiot.

[EasterbunnyProduct]

....? If you want to follow the path god made for you, then dont cursexD

Magnus Is the greatest, ..... Hell! I just cant take religious people-_-

[Exiger142]

Great

[Joppin3]

awesome!

[tableturns77]

That was excellent

[zebbolo]

Not bad, though still not half as good as some of George Carlin's stuff regarding religion. If you liked this, then you should definitely check that out.

[SombreNote]

I hate being lumped with other Americans but I have to admit they are some stupid ignorant pathetic people half the time, and the generalization fits. I am in an area now that people are pretty cool, but I had to run away from the one that weren't. This guy tells it like it is.

[worldling2]

Great work, Magnus Betner!

[themajor1337]

fy fan va bra han är =D

[seclusionrecords]

towel up

[Zenuuu]

" I dont believe in god. Americans do, like 92 percent of americans believe in god and i guess thats what happens when you dont have health care"

haha :D, nice one (1).

[xxstalker24xx]

bloody ace, i would love to say everything he did when a christian comes up to me again and says i am going to hell. Christianity is the biggest fail of mankind

[THEBURNINGBAND]

Brilliant!!!

[vansgoddess]

I live in Houston with Mr. Osteen - you should see the traffic and the signs that list all 8 services and two in spanish. It. Is. Ridiculous. His mother-in-law is Jewish though, go figure.

He preaches in the old Rockets' stadium and fills it better than they did ('cept when we won in the nineties).

[Fallout911]

Joel Olsteen....LMFAO

[Sparks127]

Outstanding!

[tubehoundd]

EXACTLY !

[vHeartbrokenv]

Fuckin brilliant!

[Maedsigil]

Wooonderful!!! Jättebra! Helt enkelt excellent!

[twoappleshigh]

Simply brilliant. I'm speechless.

[dagsor]

Damn heathens, with all their common sense and facts!

[flatronl1950h]

Extremly well done! Keep em' coming!

[sblackNFTU]

really well done hes right u know

[Wayzer1er]

AWESOME!